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Author, mom of 4, licensed therapist, skilled catastrophizer. | Rage Against the Minivan available now. #blacklivesmatter

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Joined Twitter 1/31/09


@Heffomite @WhitStillman @GrahamB47 Ha. That's fair. @YNB @GavinNewsom Have dems come to a consensus on who to put down for number two if the worst happens? @GrahamB47 Whit Stillman. In the 90's it all felt so indie intellectual and witty. But it doesn't hold up. Watching… https://t.co/Ng0fpS4tSG
7/31
2021
@Chookooloonks I mean are we really sure or are they just being sensitive? @PMPSco @gsanroman2 I don't think it shows up in the testing, no. And none of the questionnaires we've filled out h… https://t.co/zBvdO1XjzM @Chookooloonks Wow this is such interesting and eye-opening news I have never heard of this and would never have g… https://t.co/VvyyAzUPlg @JeremiahJRice OMG! How did you find out?When you open up the attic of the home you have owned for 20 years and find 2 bathrooms in your house have exhaust… https://t.co/7vJ9sy4xl6 @gsanroman2 Do you know who is collecting this data, though? We had an exposure and our family has taken multiple t… https://t.co/bRWwAblukcAnybody want to mask up and visit Greg Locke on August 15?😷 Here’s the address… 2060 Old Lebanon Dirt Rd Mt Juliet… https://t.co/UVoIWjPwqO
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7/30
2021
@iproposethis @Mom101 It's like feeding a toddler. You have to hide the veggies in something they will eat.If you were sharing resources with a vaccine-hesitant friend/family member in the Fox News Brainwash Camp, where wo… https://t.co/TXRiSEQt7Z @4lisaguerrero @CNN "It's a freedom thing. That's why I'm not allowing people to wear masks." A toddler could see t… https://t.co/EPvSpaLVGAThe Coronavirus is a virus COVID-19 is a disease Vaccines fight diseases Vaccines won’t prevent viruses from going… https://t.co/ZtNTtKkeKO
Retweeted by Kristen Howerton @haleykhorton There are obviously some great people there, but man. This last year was rough. @haleykhorton Are they, though? https://t.co/r5xCQXgavO @esthercrawford Love it!! @mochamomma Dude, me too. Is it some weird lunar phase? Or I don't know maybe the fear of our impending demise due… https://t.co/rVtv17Ik9B @ElizOverman OMG for sure
7/29
2021
getting nuked by the Russians / the "war in space"/ liberals / my bangs going flat / the rapture https://t.co/RRbtgZcTraIf you're unwilling to get vaccinated, you need to stay home so you aren't a health threat to the society you live in. Pretty simple, folks.
Retweeted by Kristen Howerton @tmvee14 @inminivanhell It’s actually devastating @inminivanhell And that they are all reading from typed pages that look curiously similar and sound like they were… https://t.co/yRXeQwV1VJ @Guy_Lia 1. It involved not just campers, but a crowded community church service combined with the campers Sunday m… https://t.co/8jPec1RJY8 @otiosebellicose @inminivanhell I'm sure they caravaned over together. Probably stopped at Basilico's on their way. @inminivanhell Why are they starting with public comments in a meeting that is supposed to be an expert panel? They… https://t.co/EKMRefHlOJ @inminivanhell I anticipate this to be a real shit-show
7/28
2021
@AmandaMoJo I cannot lead, am too triggered, but sign me upIt's been over 24 hours since @BaysideChurch learned of active COVID cases in the 600+ service held at @VanguardU S… https://t.co/DLA8imNZoL @loswhit Matt Walsh just cannot keep his toxic masculine insecurity under wraps. He's obsessed with the idea of peo… https://t.co/WA93ESs1VMThe first black woman to serve on Huntington Beach's city council just replaced dudebro and conservative troll Tito… https://t.co/vkZBTHi9JXWe need to show support for Irene & Carrie, owners of Huntington Harbor Boat Rentals. They are a gay couple from So… https://t.co/1c4me1cMQ4
Retweeted by Kristen HowertonI love my @ThistleCo meals, but last week I emailed that the delivery guy wasn't taking my old bags. Guess he was b… https://t.co/sF6by0wXrz @three_senne I did not see the actual documents but people I personally know tested positive today. @ExileOC @BaysideChurch LOL Florida is definitely a bigger thing to worry about. But since this one was local, it's… https://t.co/9SJHtl9NWf @JenHatmaker This reminds me of the tiktok account where the guys make up awkward dance competition entrance walks… https://t.co/V7I781lAyq @pamelasm @BaysideChurch And after this weekend as these kids go back out into the community it will be even worse . . .Sincerely hope you guys have contacted every single kid in that room since some unvaccinated adults exposed them al… https://t.co/VLlI1y10FsHey Pastor Johnston, do you want to talk about how this event created a COVID outbreak because a number of the lead… https://t.co/e9ZhMPJR7eGood. Now do teachers. https://t.co/n0XCC27lxu @iproposethis I hope this person is not a gun owner.
7/27
2021
Ethnic Studies expert and CSUN professor Theresa Montaño is withdrawing from her participation in the OC Board of E… https://t.co/HYy9lOBWAu
Retweeted by Kristen Howerton @LEBassett I don't think people are sharing these to gloat or dunk. I think they are sharing these stories in the s… https://t.co/VMfIkOpFSo @tressiemcphd As a white mother to black sons . . . https://t.co/tI0MO8id3Z @laurelember @Tam_n_Fam @City_of_Irvine I am sorry I gave you the impression that I wanted to be spammed with consp… https://t.co/lPYjZfrirSOn this week's episode of @selfie_podcast we talked about long-term couples sleeping in seperate beds. Is it healt… https://t.co/sKgDnef8G4 @laurelember @Tam_n_Fam @City_of_Irvine According to doctors Richard Terrell's reaction was the first of it's kind.… https://t.co/waAPXboJs4
7/26
2021
@HaleyCarrots OMG. It is sooo good. I didn't know if I would love it as a musical but it's such a great show. And a perfect first show. @oureric I really, really want to see Choir Boy live someday. (I'm looking at you @SouthCoastRep.) @tesupermom 2017-2021? https://t.co/pcWYW6Yd4D @HaleyCarrots So fun! Which one? @Tam_n_Fam @City_of_Irvine You don't have to get the vaccine. You just can't dine there if you don't. It's not mandatory. @City_of_Irvine Good for you for prioritizing safety! @PeggyPissed @inminivanhell https://t.co/3pkIzWcq9g @marcymassura Or, as the kids say these days, a pro-vax thot?
7/25
2021
@schmutzie Soooo many 90's/2k movies are so cringey to watch now! @schmutzie I just listened to it yesterday and it made me want to watch it again . . . @schmutzie Did you just listen to Luke on Dax's podcast too?The Target checker asking me if I found everything I was looking for is a HIPAA violationTelling me to stand for the next worship song is a HIPAA violationIt is PTSD that it makes you tearful to see the wife of a president acting like a normal, decent human being. https://t.co/HBDZb1PxvrDr. Jill Biden cheered on Team USA at the Tokyo Olympics on Saturday and the American swimmers returned the gesture… https://t.co/qN9YmlEcri
Retweeted by Kristen Howerton @afrobella The casual dress and also just the effortlessness. Like, volume down and they could just be chit-chattin… https://t.co/Kv7K5qfl2Y @ProfeLuke @TylerHuckabee I can't take a shit in public. I have to wear shoes to eat in a restaurant. Body autonomy… https://t.co/fOeWGEd1SC @NickLaparra If they don't want to be vaccinated they have the freedom to choose a job where they aren't a health risk to children.
7/24
2021
@lueoven1 @bdonedone @ochealth Here is another article that states "The vaccine still provides very high levels of… https://t.co/bIV45b0AT2 @lueoven1 @bdonedone @ochealth I think you're confusing "preventing infection" with preventing hospitalization, whi… https://t.co/BNwMiA3HtX
7/23
2021
@swcreates @inminivanhell But Wordpress does not really allow for community engagement and is a platform most don't… https://t.co/QbHJymr0hG @bdonedone @ochealth Agreed. Please consider this. The data would really help motivate the vaccine-resistant to see… https://t.co/zfistI8P6V @swcreates @inminivanhell I don't disagree. But not sure what the best platform would be. @veronica_gpz Definitely not the same person, but now I am very curious to know who you are referring to… @iproposethis @murphy324 Yep. I also did a lot of LDS stuff as a kid. I would’ve missed out on some really fun expe… https://t.co/KKbWuBjupv @murphy324 @iproposethis In both cases, they were invited by someone else, and really wanted to go. It is a difficu… https://t.co/4enjKTlgmW @inminivanhell We definitely need to rally and mobilize. I made the Facebook group, but let me know what else we can do. @otiosebellicose So sadI saw this update an hour after posting this. How devastating. And it was preventable. How many more deaths until w… https://t.co/KFbWZDBb0S2nd time this week a friend has asked for prayers for someone critically ill with Covid, who mocked getting vaccina… https://t.co/UOBEiQ9lzC @wrightadam yesCase in point: I'd have three campers at Christian camp this week, but one Howerton kid decided to stay home after… https://t.co/JS2pIdOzIILet girls wear the clothes they bring. Spend your energy talking about respect and consent instead of modesty. Norm… https://t.co/NvYEEqHglwThey know it's sexist and rooted in patriarchy and it makes them not trust you before they've even arrived at your… https://t.co/Ozsz7zL3A6Two of my kids are headed to two different church camps this week and youth pastors: this modesty policing for girl… https://t.co/VvqAxsCzCf
7/22
2021
Horror movies for normal people: zombies, serial killers, entities that cause mass suicide, demon possession, haunt… https://t.co/g4alPHbjyKThe French president said “I no longer have any intention of sacrificing my life, time, my freedom, and the adolesc… https://t.co/EA5JpkMLCP
7/21
2021
Out of curiosity: 1. How many states have you lived in 2. How many countries have you lived in 3. How many homes ha… https://t.co/BkGli5qLQmThank you to those asking to help. Here's info for my nephew, a police officer who just lost his youngest to SIDS.… https://t.co/wtnBgRIIWqThank you to those asking to help. Here's info for my nephew, a police officer who just lost his youngest to SIDS.… https://t.co/f1eLkTmNqX @oh_amanda @jonathanzila Sorry - here it is: https://t.co/83WBlMckqL @jpmarth Working on a page but here's his venmo in the meatime: Drivers_Rivers44"I'd like to thank my low-wage workers for living with financial insecurity so I can spend billions on space cowboy… https://t.co/Dr556c2yDw @WendiAarons "Things are getting back to normal" thoughts in April were adorable.Advice for the best fundraising site to use for medical bills? A family member just lost a baby. They are a young c… https://t.co/NTb97dMzXO
7/20
2021
@iproposethis Living in a place where boob jobs are very common - I think it's almost expected that you will have t… https://t.co/GNWFerQDFAA couple weeks in she offhandedly mentioned that her mom forced her to get permanent makeup on her eyebrows because… https://t.co/IM73JOtGSjMy very first therapy client, fresh outta school, was a schizophrenic young woman who believed aliens were talking… https://t.co/JZAcgKYXqH
7/19
2021
First timer seeing live theater in over a year! We’ve missed you so, @southcoastrep! (You too @thecrystallewis) As… https://t.co/FbFdpVQoCI
7/18
2021
In 1993 one of the guys in our high school show choir left to be in a boy band. Almost 20 years later and teenagers… https://t.co/g6jHvCm1Af @MsKrys7777 @pressenterprise Let that pendulum swing then. If a democrat child-abuser and a democrat conspiracy the… https://t.co/FcMjMzg9swYou know who I’ll bet feels REALLY disrespected?? The doctors and nurses who are having to risk their lives hooking… https://t.co/McOZIwDM9B
Retweeted by Kristen HowertonAgain, modesty in scripture isn’t about showing skin (they wore robes basically). It’s about not showing off wealth… https://t.co/l9k1Jh8vBh
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7/17
2021

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