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Debut author of YA historical mystery THE BOY IN THE RED DRESS (Viking, 5/12/2020). #PitchWars mentor. Late to the bi party. Rep: @LitAgentMarini. She/her.

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Blueberry Muffin Patriot. Defender of the blueberries, champion of the muffins. https://t.co/jUIhUwQx63🎶Birds do it Bats do it Even 14th century rats do it DON'T DO IT Don't spread a plague🎶
Retweeted by Kristin Lambert Pre-order THE BOY IN THE RED DRESS @LadyHawkins My husband, who is Peak Alabama, says his mama has made it before. Now my mandarin-orange-loving child is insisting we make it. @LadyHawkins How is it possible I’ve never heard of this cake?!I have a whole box of old T-shirts I’ve been saving for some unknown future project, so now I’m cutting them into a… https://t.co/J6sUOYdFOeMy kids are watching the Pee-Wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special, which I highly recommend if you want to inject a bi… https://t.co/MYqiusGgyi @Almost_Anna Same question about the hair. 😍 @Michelle4Laughs @AuthorRTP @sl_penner Yep, I tried to continue working on our home renovation, but just kept havin… https://t.co/lbnkL7LIY7 @recitrachel I would! @sam_aye_ahm Letters From Skye by Jessica Brockmole! @AuthorRTP @Michelle4Laughs @sl_penner This is exactly how my recent illness went, too. I have not been tested, jus… https://t.co/DUVqWXBotyjust to be safe we should probably cancel april fools' day forever
Retweeted by Kristin Lambert Pre-order THE BOY IN THE RED DRESS @ethiedee Mine are also 7 and 9, so I know exactly what you mean.So if you are outside publishing and seeing a lot of talk about book piracy but aren't sure why (aka my mother), it… https://t.co/krMA58qPt3
Retweeted by Kristin Lambert Pre-order THE BOY IN THE RED DRESS @JennyMarieH Not as shitty as yours apparently!As the mother of a red-headed Alabama girl, I’m so happy this baby and her dog were found. 😭 https://t.co/rU5Q6KRKw6 @thekylesmile @charlotteapaige Ha this is what I was gonna say. Vodka + just about anything = janky cocktail that’s… https://t.co/vWXyHeuZ9Q
3/30
2020
@CassNwrites I’m so sorry, Cassandra! Every disaster seems so huge on top of all the other disasters. @ilenegold Me, yesterday. @PaulaGleeson I have to admit I am the happiest I’ve been in days right now 😂Meanwhile, I’m doing faux ballet in the basement to “Space Oddity” by David Bowie. Yes, I broke the cork in my bott… https://t.co/TEnUiWQxmQMy kids are having a water war at a safe social distance with the little girl next door, and God it feels good to s… https://t.co/YrQZ74cZcQ
3/29
2020
@gigigriffis 😍😍😍 thank you!!! @CiaraNicG Wow!!!! Congrats!!! @thechloegong Also, with slang terms, I tell myself they are often used casually long before they make it into print officially. @gwenckatz Hell yeah you did. @charlotteapaige My score is only 16, but that’s because I’m picky and when I go to a Homecoming potluck, I end up… https://t.co/tjrouMvwAP @thechloegong I still used it in mine. I decided I did not care. 😁 @Andrea_Contos @SoniaHartl1 And also can’t spell barely. @Andrea_Contos @SoniaHartl1 I barley know what year it is anymore. @recitrachel Know anything from Hairspray? @norawritesbooks Such a lovely piece. I’m so happy you found the help you needed, and I can’t wait to read THE EDGE OF ANYTHING! @Claribel_Ortega Me either, but I also haven’t braved the liquor store yet, so I would have to drink diet Mt. Dew like the monster I am. @ShannonDoleski I can never remember which side is my ugly side. I only discover it later when I was in a group pho… https://t.co/wNapy2QyvN @KarenMusings Karen!!!!!!!!! This is like the holy grail!
3/28
2020
Silly author shenanigans! I love it! https://t.co/DrIAV7E1cCAlso, if you want to know what kind of fan Uncle Mike was, he was super upset they didn’t include Tom Bombadil. (I… https://t.co/9MGUfaCm2XMy mental state is bursting into tears telling my kids the plot of Lord of the Rings because my uncle was obsessed… https://t.co/VXd9zhGd4e @AshVanOtterloo It’s very wholesome. There’s a flying bed. And an escaped hippo thing they have to lure with food o… https://t.co/PWvRsRq54a @AshVanOtterloo Ha probably not. It was an animated TV pilot that didn’t get picked up as a series, but some stuffe… https://t.co/zxnBkopWu4 @AshVanOtterloo Question: Have you ever seen the Fluppy Dogs movie? @marawrites My weekly goal also involves baking and eating cookies. @Claribel_Ortega I’ve decided to give up on Discovery of Witches, too. Might give the show a try, though. At least… https://t.co/zPNmRwOWwd @alexhwrites 💖💖💖💖 so excited for you!!!
3/27
2020
@metuiteme (I mean your plan sounds good because it’s scheduled and you don’t have to “remember” it — it’s already budgeted it!) @metuiteme Working from home while the kids are home has always stressed me out, too. I’m glad you’ve found a way t… https://t.co/vfIhKCReaZ @yaddathree Totally agree with this!dear diary remembered to put on pants for an important call but forgot shirt it turns out pants are the ones you… https://t.co/fxuLl5TDuW
Retweeted by Kristin Lambert Pre-order THE BOY IN THE RED DRESS @CiaraNicG @LGBTQReads Not only pleasantly but also audaciously!!! Congrats!!!! 🍾🎉🎊 @anne436 Ugh no way. @RB_Lemberg SO munchyGreta Gerwig directing a biopic starring Denzel Washington and Natalie Portman. 😬 I don’t know about this, but if D… https://t.co/kv5aiQKSGO @ShannonDoleski I love your hustle and creativity! Can’t wait to see what you come up with! @ShannonDoleski Ha if I was a MG author, I’d be SO IN. @metuiteme Our rescue dog Hazel wants to be with me all the time. After a few months, she’s finally got to where sh… https://t.co/hTbQqmXc3y
3/26
2020
@AshVanOtterloo Yes, my kid got so excited about the packet of worksheets and goodies her teacher dropped by the ho… https://t.co/frJyCSqzkYUpcoming Penguin books as Mary Berry 😂 https://t.co/y44WMxrhvE @Class2K20Books Thank you!! @KarenMusings Good luck!! @atrueblood5 I’ve read waaaaay too much about the 1918 flu for my own comfort. Researched it for a book that never quite came together.Thank you so much @thechloegong for making me the lovely gif!!Want to escape into a historical romp where queer teens team up to solve a mystery in 1929 New Orleans? Pre-order T… https://t.co/Mnf5AOH8p7 @UtahMomsLife @kierstenwhite My younger kid managed to break her arm falling off a 6-inch-high step stool when she… https://t.co/lWtzFV8Pdg @rmbodenheimer 😫😫😫😫"A lot of people stop learning in life and that's their tragedy."- Terrence McNally, one of the most brilliant and… https://t.co/5VpuJisyql
Retweeted by Kristin Lambert Pre-order THE BOY IN THE RED DRESSI’m so excited about this book!!! https://t.co/wO4rGPxjAj @Almost_Anna @s_elizabeth1983 I had very similar hair for my 1998 prom. 😂 @mlynchbooks Same here with our small business.There are two entrants so far 😅💙You have a very good chance of winning a $15 indie bookstore certificate, and there… https://t.co/q2hbd0FLbV
Retweeted by Kristin Lambert Pre-order THE BOY IN THE RED DRESS @MiaSiegert 🥰🥰🥰 @kitrosewater So happy your book is officially in the world! Congrats!!!!!!!!!!And my new quarantine hairstyle, courtesy of my 9yo. https://t.co/BAzHR7YXUt @MiaSiegert 😭😭😭 this is beautiful! Thank you for sharing!Describe your quarantine using only pictures from your camera roll. https://t.co/mUE8MoplDy https://t.co/EWs7BlxZbK @jennylhowe I LOVE this! @michelleimason @ncwhm This made me happier than anything has in days.Love this article!! https://t.co/NtaUquWBZz @yesitshanna @gaildvillanueva @RinChupeco @Remy_Lai I’m so sorry. @KarenMusings You too. 🥰 @WriterJuneHur This sounds amazing! @TheAdamSass Yessssss me too. @AlyssInWnderlnd Extremely into this.🖤✨Indie Bookstore Giftcard Giveaway!✨🖤 Let's create a win/win/win here!: Drawing for a $15 gift cert. from… https://t.co/tYhAvwSobM
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3/25
2020
Nick Saban says stay inside, so maybe people will listen now. https://t.co/MJtncMX1Fq @kurtsmorton Ha that computes. @perpetualpages I’m so excited about reading that one!!Today my self care is Janis Joplin.Thank you! https://t.co/MF9Hiq6VR2 @Claribel_Ortega I’m listening to it while painting my basement. I’m surprised by how little is happening, and how… https://t.co/MzMn5Gptx5 @atrueblood5 Oooh! @TheAdamSass The real truth.Am I Sick, or am I Just Lightheaded Because All I’ve Had Today is Six Cups of Coffee and a Nervous Breakdown: The Home Game
Retweeted by Kristin Lambert Pre-order THE BOY IN THE RED DRESS @joshwhowrites @jennyelder Exactly. I can talk myself out of it for it a while, but then ... time passes ... I’m st… https://t.co/IY8f7EQN5G @kitrosewater It was such a missed opportunity. I want a remake! @jennyelder I have no self discipline whatsoever.My first read was THE SOUND OF STARS by @alechiawrites! It’s got a sci-fi alien invasion, an adorable road trip rom… https://t.co/PAQfHYzpnJI’m now avoiding Goodreads for my own self-preservation, so I’m starting a thread of my quarantine 2020 reads here… https://t.co/2szqjedO2N @kitrosewater If we wanted Whip It to be queer 😭😭😭 @ShannonDoleski I didn’t know that either!
3/24
2020

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