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Ghostface Kryllah @Kryzazy The Slums Of Shaolin

π•Œπ•Ÿπ•’π•‘π• π•π• π•˜π•–π•₯π•šπ•”π•’π•π•π•ͺ 𝕕𝕠𝕑𝕖 π•’π•Ÿπ•• π•£π•–π•‘π•£π•–π•€π•–π•Ÿπ•₯π•šπ•Ÿβ€™ 𝕗𝕠𝕣 π•₯𝕙𝕖 π•˜π•’π•Ÿπ•˜π•€π•₯𝕒𝕀 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕀𝕀 π•₯𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕.

4,844 Following   18,192 Followers   125,967 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/4/09


@geekysteven @damnfinetweet You’re most welcome. Brilliant tweet. @Roy_oh_Roy @CrockettForReal @difficultpatty @DrakeGatsby @momtribevibe @PleaseBeGneiss @aotakeo @dave_cactus… https://t.co/LJEsKx73hj @Roy_oh_Roy @CrockettForReal @difficultpatty @DrakeGatsby @momtribevibe @PleaseBeGneiss @aotakeo @dave_cactus… https://t.co/SDkUOxt8TjWhat Abba never mentioned is that Dancing Queen is really a figurehead position. All the real power is in the hands of Dancing Parliament.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahGOD: *creates dolphin* DOLPHIN: https://t.co/Iu1ojcvhRk
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahWhile listening to the new BjΓΆrk album you begin to suspect that the songs are about you. She watches your reaction… https://t.co/SzgrSF1qeE
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahSome days, I like to wear my dead Uncle’s lucky ring. It’s not what you think! He had an allergic reaction after having sex with a tree.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahThere is perhaps no sound more wonderful than the laughter of a child... ... unless it’s 3AM... ... and you don’t have kids.
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllah[first date] her: rank yourself on a scale of 1-10 me: i'm probably a Nate
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahI licked it so I put a ring on it
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahPlease tell me all about your love for hazy IPAs haha just kidding totally tell someone else
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahGonna start leaving comments on random tweets like "mom/dad, is that you?"
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllah"that's a lovely scent, what are you wearing?" fried chicken eau de toilette
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllah @THATdjc Not sure how you knew this, but this is my fave Floyd song. Thank you for sharing @urmumsausername @LazyFunday I know it πŸ’…πŸ» https://t.co/4dGhVrDpuwGeorge R. R. Martin’s favorite song is β€œUnwritten” by Natasha Bedingfield
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahThank you for the draft help @CrockettForReal @LazyFunday @damnfinetweet πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @LazyFunday @damnfinetweet Thank you. I hope these work.... No Monkees business tho 1)https://t.co/Sf4i5VaDKw 2… https://t.co/YGdZZYygnd @toomanycommas3 @LazyFunday @damnfinetweet Thank you Ali 🀍Them: true beauty comes from genuine happiness Me: fuck
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllah @Melchievous I’m apparently not good at finishing any of my projects πŸ˜¬πŸ“»Contest time!πŸ“» Theme: Listen to the Band 🦻🎸 Give us your best 3 old/new tweets about anything triggered by these… https://t.co/fFRAiLSaqi
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahEver wonder who your TC's TC is?
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahLife is full of lucky escapes and beautiful perfect timings
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahI get it double luge athletes, if I'm gonna die, I wanna die having sex. https://t.co/RE4XGkHLb0
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllahjesus what the fuck happened to conan https://t.co/VjB1bGUYqX
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahNever miss a chance to tell someone if they matter to you.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahCanadian bacon is the only pizza topping polite enough to let pineapple on its pizza. Classic Canadians.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahEven if I was a hardcore hoarder, I believe in my heart that I would not shit on the floor. In a ziplock bag? Maybe. On the floor? No.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahAmazing Grace, but it's just me singing to my coffee pot
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahExcuse me sir, your feet look very much like mice and I would like to murder them please. ~ my cats
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahWhen I was a kid you didn’t have private phone calls you had an eight foot leash in the middle of the kitchen while… https://t.co/NylgVXf2SH
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahLadies, Twitter is not where to find Mr. Right, or even Mr Right Now. The best you can hope for here is Mr. Writes Now.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahTHERE'S A REASON BIG GIRLS WEAR BRAS, CYRIL
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahSunday mornings are perfect for sipping your favorite coffee as you take in the horror of it all, then curl into a… https://t.co/VzuKF9NYs1
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllah @JasonNotEvil https://t.co/MWmYE1glbySTOP YELLING AT PEOPLE WHEN YOU’RE IN ANOTHER ROOM she yelled from another room
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllah @JasonNotEvil It’s about time someone is https://t.co/EVkI7eiQohUp Next: π·π‘Ÿ. 𝑆𝑒𝑒𝑠𝑠'𝑠 π»π‘œπ‘€ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’ πΊπ‘Ÿπ‘–π‘›π‘β„Ž π‘…π‘’π‘‘π‘’π‘Ÿπ‘›π‘’π‘‘ πΆβ„Žπ‘Ÿπ‘–π‘ π‘‘π‘šπ‘Žπ‘  π‘Šπ‘–π‘‘β„Žπ‘œπ‘’π‘‘ π‘Ž 𝑅𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑖𝑝𝑑 & πΊπ‘œπ‘‘ π‘†π‘‘π‘œπ‘Ÿπ‘’ πΆπ‘Ÿπ‘’π‘‘π‘–π‘‘
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahTis’ the season to watch Love Actually until your eyes pour blood.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahThere is nothing more annoying than someone asking you if they’re being annoying.
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllahβ€˜What the fuck is wrong with you??’ ~my inner monologue
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahI’m positive the dog is my spirit animal because I am fiercely loyal....unless I’m horny or someone is making bacon… https://t.co/dhbhw3ksoo
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahIn hell, the only words people will be able to say for all eternity are β€œeXspecially” and β€œassless chaps”
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahTried for years to fit-in. At times, feeling like a nebulous experiment. Took years to finally realize, I don't.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahMe: I don’t want to be involved. Them: You’re already involved. Me: Them: Me: *puts on sunglasses* Them: We can still see you.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahA teacher once wrote on my report card that my only talent was β€œmaking clumpy urine”
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahThis coffee tastes like yesterday's dinner gravy Ah shit I've poured the wrong jug
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahSometimes sadder than sad becomes mad.
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllahmood: dance with me and forget about reality for awhile
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahAre you making a mistake by following @JasonNotEvil ? yes yes yes πŸ‘‡ πŸ‘‡ πŸ‘‡
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllah @JasonNotEvil I’d follow him twice if I couldDon't pretend you don't make your O face when you drink really sour lemonade
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahI fell flat on my back onto the mattress while trying to put pants on after my shower. It’s like the universe is te… https://t.co/rf8COca3qB
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahNot to brag but I never married. I'm gold star single.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahViagra is made from powdered women in their 40s and blue dye
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahThat crash over the Andes made it way less weird we’d already eaten our backup goalie.
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllahwhen you realize you’re just a mash up of all your previous selves: https://t.co/SIJsl5dXCi
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahWife: Are you eating carrot cake for breakfast?! Me: It has veggies, fruit, and there's protein in walnuts. It's basically a super food.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahBlack Friday is every Friday for the Illuminati, but they call it β€˜Trample a Wage Laborer into Paste’ Friday.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahIf you pronounce really like rally, you can most def come to my holiday party but you have to stand in the corner by the bar cart.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahWhen you see a flock of geese migrating and there’s that one fat bird desperately flapping its wings as it lags beh… https://t.co/egPtmwbf88
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahPotatoes imply the existence of potafeet
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahMe: Can I please have a stack of Italian pancakes? Wife: you know damn well it's called lasagna
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllah[does a power hour with maple syrup instead of beer]
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahI'm much more likely to ask you what you're currently reading, watching or listening to than asking how you are.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahA dream journal, but for burritos.
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllahme, to family: do you guys follow me on Twitter? I want to know if I can make fun of you or not
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllah @afiercemind @Jandalize πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ™
11/29
2020
But what if it's not alright cause you're saved by the bell
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahIf women can get lady boners, men can get manWAPS.
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllah @mommygalore πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ understood @mommygalore This is probably factsI would trade all of Wu-Tang Forever for a fully RZA-produced Inspectah Deck solo album.
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllah @Angieisso @damnfinetweet Much appreciated 🀍 @realfunghi @damnfinetweet https://t.co/sz2QINC5gO @OMGSoOverIt πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I always thought the things he ate were corn pops @realfunghi @damnfinetweet Word. I love this tweet. It’s gold.This is even better than that other one. Best tweet since sliced bread. @realfunghi's tweet was selected by… https://t.co/BzAVVWHYTH
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllah @damnfinetweet @Angieisso Thank you so much https://t.co/pSANFHtBUdLet's celebrate! Fancy that! @Kryzazy's tweet was selected by @Angieisso as the tweet of the day. What a tweet! https://t.co/0Gg6VtfErq
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahWe're always waiting for our moment.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahThis place sure doesn't scream salvation but I'll take it.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahLet me in your head. Let me bother you.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahI'm no worse than bowling.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahWhen stressed, looking to the sky helps me.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahMy wall is strong enough to hold both of us.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahI’m a very private person but I’m not hard to get to know at all. I just have to know that it’s safe to let you in.
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllah @Angieisso @saturdaycontest @damnfinetweet Thank you πŸ™ I already entered itMe: So if he's Super Mario, you must be Super Luigi? Luigi *furiously stamping out cigarette*: No, no...I'm just Luigi.
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahStripper Killing rats in law in an RPG school 🀝 Grinding to level up
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahI quit believing in Santa Claus the year he brought me a Sega Nemesis.
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllah[class reunion] Friend: How ya been? Hey I just wanted to tell you ... I lied back in school. I really didn’t win… https://t.co/ADr9s7jCDp
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahME: [first day as an NFL head coach] What position do you play no. 26 HIM: I'm a running back. ME: LOL, ok Mario,… https://t.co/nIZyLS4BlK
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahFortnite Mom edition: A bunch of moms running around a target killing each other with spatulas and other household items they’ve collected
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahMe: are you playing video games again? Him: yeah, what’s up? Did you need me to do something else? Me: no, ju… https://t.co/G7sDFLGRrg
Retweeted by Ghostface Kryllah"I scored a lot in the eighties." - me, playing Ms. Pac-Man
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahWow people are really pis5ing their pants in excitement for that ps5
Retweeted by Ghostface KryllahWhen you die, you get reincarnated but your soul loses all its items and you have to start back on the tutorial level
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11/28
2020

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