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Thermostat @Kthurmz Minneapolis, MN

short and probably nervous she/her

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Joined Twitter 2/25/09


Biden did so much on his first day in office I am overwhelmed. when I start a new job I’m afraid to ask where the bathroom is for 6 weeks
1/21
2021
joe biden is literally the new president of the united states.... why is no one talking about this??!
1/20
2021
Today a 10 year old boy told me his favorite song of all time is behind these hazel eyes by kelly clarkson. We need… https://t.co/gnPPxoOrAT
1/19
2021
Teaching kindergartners over zoom means holding up a deer antler and asking “does anyone know what this is?” and a… https://t.co/D8zgcSUU1X
1/13
2021
Why are honeycrisp apples so expensive and sometimes not even good. I gave up my salary for this apple .If I had a quarter for every time I lost my credit card I would have a very alarming amount of quarters
1/12
2021
I’ll be honest I miss looking at Jon Snow on Sunday evenings
1/10
2021
Just to be completely clear today, pointed questions like "Where is the teargas?" or "Why don't we see more choke s… https://t.co/XIZrEdwi8b
Retweeted by Thermostat @rachel_austin21 Sorry I had to. But try “25OFF” that should work @rachel_austin21 You want a COUPON while there is an attempted COUP going ON???Turned on Fox News to see if they were even acknowledging this and heard them say “the destruction of property does… https://t.co/wESy84IJ5uReminder fo what capitol "security" in full military-grade riot gear looked like for Black Lives Matter protests th… https://t.co/qdGbe0kzV3
Retweeted by ThermostatWHAT. IS. HAPPENING.1. Stacey Abrams 2. Steve Kornacki 3. Steve Kornacki’s khakis
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1/6
2021
Using the stimulus money towards a bill before even realizing it hit your account https://t.co/ae8ECw10Vl
1/4
2021
I know that this is how time works but the fact that ppl born in the year 2000 can now legally drink is absolutely revolting
1/3
2021
I love the enthusiasm I had 10 years ago let’s bring this energy into 2021 https://t.co/EjPP8glnOVIs auld lang syne designed to make me cry??? Because it is very good at its job.
1/1
2020
Wake up, check weather app of the cities my friends live in to make sure they’re going to have a good day, have some coffee @marzmathews Atonement 😭 and About Time but at least it’s happy
12/29
2020
Coming home from the gas station with sodas for my hungover roomies https://t.co/9elfCxvLg2
12/27
2020
She is so big and loves her present 🥺🥺 merry Christmas https://t.co/hNK2aPZt5j
12/26
2020
@rachel_austin21 I’m obsessed with this you look so good
12/25
2020
Good morning what are we all getting emotional about today??? I’m thinking about music venues.
12/24
2020
This was so much more fun than Spotify wrapped. Someone telling me my taste in music is “sad in a cabin bad” is jus… https://t.co/xWVthjc8ec @zlipp This was so much more fun than Spotify wrapped I deserved all the shame I gotThis is how the stimulus should go. What are we still negotiating. https://t.co/JK19PvKWzk
12/23
2020
@peachontwitta @celinedion @AndreaBocelli @TouchTunes This is maybe the best song to ever exist
12/22
2020
If I met god and only had one minute to talk I think I’d look her dead in the eyes and ask her why my stomach hurts all the time @KylePlantEmoji I thought you were banned from chuck e cheese? don’t think a vaccine solves that 😔
12/21
2020
“once you get the shot in your arm then you’re allowed to go to chuck e cheese again.” -my 4yo nephew calmly explai… https://t.co/MAB0NPVpeQ
12/20
2020
@bigmikemegorden I like the way you thinkJust staring at the aggressively giant loaf of sourdough bread I impulse bought yesterday that will inevitably go s… https://t.co/i76IudCQ0b
12/15
2020
Reality: TBA means to be announced My brain: traumatic brain anjury
12/14
2020
If the key change in Josh Groban’s you raise me up doesn’t make you feel things, check yo PULSE you might be dead
12/13
2020
@HJPatel23 The thought of me almost dying must bring you joy
12/10
2020
Almost just crashed my car into a tree because I was gazing at a bald eagle but that’s america baby
12/9
2020
@CoBakes @BuzzFeed lololol Chris did not sign up for this level of fame when he sent me that
12/7
2020
Trans-Siberian Orchestra goes SO HARD and we have done absolutely nothing to deserve that @rachel_austin21 @KelseyJean15 I had a lot of rewards points 😂 embarrassed about the amount of papa dough I’ve accrued this year tbhme trying to make sure I have all the best promo codes ordering papa johns for me n my drunk roommates https://t.co/jwY6ps7Plt
12/6
2020
@ViltChamberlain Did we get radicalized by fern gully?
12/4
2020
@ViltChamberlain Ok wait what part I loved this film @rachel_austin21 Agree on this oneWhat’s a non-horror movie that still gave you nightmares? For me, it’s the CGI tom hanks from polar express that wi… https://t.co/JU2uV2Whxi
12/3
2020
call me old fashioned but I would not like to go to work today I would like to stay home and churn butter thanks
12/1
2020
@KylePlantEmoji Even vikings fall asleep in their chocolate chips sometimes :/Can we all take a moment to appreciate my friend Chris. Thank you. https://t.co/naYTielqpf
11/30
2020
I can’t explain why but I think it’s the pilgrims’ fault that we are celebrating thanksgiving alone over zoom this… https://t.co/crtChgr9ov
11/25
2020
@actually_leland Leland I’m not sure how to say this but that’s a terrible idea
11/24
2020
me online shopping for blue light glasses https://t.co/42KLZxwiP4 @jennlindz I wish I could go back in time and watch it again for the first time it’s so addicting WOWMy toxic trait is that I sometimes check my work emails on Sunday night to be less anxious about checking them on M… https://t.co/GqO5CxGxXb
11/23
2020
Ok I know I’ll probably get neck and back problems from spending my entire work day laying in bed with my laptop bu… https://t.co/eQ9p0NMwa1
11/20
2020
@vorrtexx_ Almost the exact same conversation lolol https://t.co/aXWjnF44S4
11/19
2020
Remember bars?? Remember dance floors??? Remember being so short you had to jump up and down to get any bartenders’ attention??
11/14
2020
This statistic is wild but can we also agree that people who have been convicted of a crime also don’t deserve to d… https://t.co/aUZf3eALn0
11/13
2020
If there’s anything I’ve learned during this pandemic it’s that viruses are bad and America is badder @KylePlantEmoji She takes that as a compliment ❤️The pooper outsider ❤️ https://t.co/hmsLkoFqpo
11/12
2020
Having a puppy is great because you can burst in a room and yell “guess who pooped outside?!” and everyone’s excite… https://t.co/fZLfEZUNnj @hallc28 Christian YES this song slaps so hardIf you’re not thinking about the Edmund Fitzgerald today, think again.
11/11
2020
This looks easy. I could do it even better probably. https://t.co/PQZRm16smb
11/10
2020
@bigtruckgirl911 I’m so confused am I supposed to be on her side
11/9
2020
waking up to news of pennsylvania and georgia https://t.co/vYhW7DSOKT
11/6
2020
@ViltChamberlain me neitherok so now we’re just Biden our time til the official results come out hmmmmmmmmmmQuick everyone HIDE before he finds us all!! https://t.co/gSuCO1OmWsToday one of my kids looked me dead in the eyes and said “my best friend is haunted now because she bought a Luigi… https://t.co/E6ueachATr
11/4
2020
I still had a strip of red in my hair from my Avril Lavigne costume so I panic painted over it in blue before voti… https://t.co/MGeWzwBaZV
11/3
2020
Bernie Sanderson sister. Forgot to tweet this yesterday. https://t.co/8nlsC5EARc
11/1
2020
quick my hair is playing!!! @KelseyJean15 listening downstairs come joinGood morning @ArianaGrande guess we’ll listen to you later https://t.co/r4BSl3hHOD @KylePlantEmoji we desperately need more cardiology humor on the tl thank you
10/30
2020
Just overheard a woman say she still doesn’t know if she “believes any of this coronavirus stuff” and I would just… https://t.co/ewnpSB8c6F
10/29
2020
@The_Papa_Jon Might fall under the sad category but I loved Exit West by Mohsin Hamid @rachel_austin21 Witchcraft is my fav!! @rachel_austin21 Please tell me you have many Graveyard Club tunes on there!! @ViltChamberlain Wait WHAT NO I’m sadI was rooting for the Rays but seeing how happy the Dodgers are makes me emotional tbh. I love seeing grown men cry.Here are some photos I took that made me happy https://t.co/J9UGBYc3T7
10/28
2020
@HJPatel23 @KelseyJean15 Def not she learned her lesson from JoeI’ve been cutting my own hair since Covid so if anyone needs a haircut just let me know!!! I will tell you to go to… https://t.co/BYCrXsLSbC
10/27
2020
I’ll be honest I used to think gerrymandering was just a nice way to say taking a walk @KylePlantEmoji “The Great Horned Owl is Really Great” the title took up half my poster but overall, great bird.
10/25
2020
@tbice15_ @___________kris Hmmm nice birthday... lady fingers!!!
10/23
2020
Shia Labeouf could be immortal and we just don’t know it yet. There is literally no evidence to prove otherwise.
10/21
2020
You ever think you hear a ghost in your house but it’s just Phil Collins quietly singing out of the bluetooth headp… https://t.co/69CDwGBJG6
10/20
2020
If my dentist actually wants me to pay this bill they should simply venmo request meIt would be disrespectful to assume I ate a single vegetable this weekend
10/19
2020
my aunt’s the most kids embarrassing QB in the league 🤝 cousins @OMGBASEDROSS Miss u @OMGBASEDROSS Tyssss you’re too kind
10/18
2020
Okaaayyy didn’t even know he was on the ballot https://t.co/BgLZXbKC0l🆘 JOE BIDEN’S MIDDLE NAME IS ROBINETTE. DID WE KNOW THIS?🆘
10/17
2020
My neighbors have a clear view into our kitchen from their house and I hope they like watching me eat deli meat wit… https://t.co/enfslCoaMZ
10/16
2020
I hate it when someone asks what your favorite song is as if it’s possible to choose just one of the Cranberries greatest hits 🙄🙄
10/14
2020
@rachel_austin21 for $5 the bar is so low though. I would eat pizza off the sidewalk for that price.
10/13
2020

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