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Neil Mahoney was always first at parties, a kind curmudgeon & an editor who told really long stories. I've spent th… https://t.co/1mfaeMu7XuWhy have we only taught sign language to one gorilla? Lots of gorillas out there.
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1/10
2021
#MyNameIs Kumail. And, I am here to help David Perdue find a new job. Let's go @ossoff & @ReverendWarnock!… https://t.co/lr42sepPQL
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1/6
2021
@davidehrlich 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾“As a white man, a white Christian, Anthony Quinn Warner gets a benefit of the doubt—has a certain privilege shall… https://t.co/zG1JsDgnrB
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1/3
2021
A convo between @JordanPeele and @BradleyWhitford AND you get to support the GA run offs? Two birds one stone!… https://t.co/eEgAOH5qg7Yeah let’s have a solid two and a half months between election and inauguration. What could go wrong? @Powerkeni Yes. Yes you did.
1/2
2021
@ManMadeMoon I don't think I get invited to the super cool parties you do. But if I can be your plus one...I’m your basic friend that gets way too into NYE. I know it’s amateur hour but I love the whole thing of it. I’m th… https://t.co/2vgyccWNGr @emilyvgordon You
1/1
2020
POWERFUL Proud to support @mondalerobinson and @bmvproject ! You can support them + 15 other Black and Brown led… https://t.co/FW36cyDqYoGood morning Georgia! Today is the LAST day to early vote! https://t.co/pCDsPDWTAq
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12/31
2020
Be careful California. We have the much more contagious strain here and we have to assume it’s going to be everywhe… https://t.co/g3oejisNA1Please reconsider going to a NYE party. You may not be in a high risk group, but you could be endangering other liv… https://t.co/ghnivl3nQa @philiplord I’m gonna start pushing it. I’m gonna ride that lighting. Ocho leches cake. #Icarushttps://t.co/d9ZxstllCqhttps://t.co/D9BEVOmJ2Hhttps://t.co/bUAxYK0SjQhttps://t.co/ML5OEEk7Xu @sepinwall So so so good.https://t.co/EmtVunfbjEhttps://t.co/inztXmE68PWhenever I eat tres leches cake, I’m like... why do I ever do anything else?
12/30
2020
So a lot of chatter happening on the slow vaccine roll out Personally, I'm incredibly frustrated. Did we not know… https://t.co/05NwRJBbpu
Retweeted by Kumail Nanjiani @ScottWamplerBMD Same here. Needed my emotional reserves to be a bit more robust before I could tackle it. I think I’m finally there.https://t.co/JbDnkUB2MZ
12/29
2020
@mikeryan Here they are
12/28
2020
@edwardebrowden Yep. There’s a reason LA is the Covid hotspot of the world. @EricBlair1984_ Possible? Probable.A truly staggering number of people are posting about quarantining when I know they’re on vacation or traveling or… https://t.co/zJOHX8JP9mInside Beaumont's COVID-19 units, nurses fear people 'just don't care' https://t.co/KHh9U74c9h via @freep
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiThe ones that really mattered. https://t.co/C9OqSn71LMSo it begins https://t.co/Wu1WtWBvWb
12/27
2020
I love movies. I’ve loved movies for as long as I can remember. I love a lot of the movies I watch &, at worst, end… https://t.co/4QXrggK0k6Sentinel: “Fred Piccolo, spokesman for Gov. Ron DeSantis, deactivated his Twitter account Wednesday after he tweete… https://t.co/PzWfch8CyG
Retweeted by Kumail Nanjiani4. Wonder Woman 1984 5. Scrooged
12/26
2020
@lindaholmes Wow yes that’s exactly right. But they come around. So there is hope.Merry Christmas everybody! @lindaholmes They’re my absolute favorite moviesThis is no tree https://t.co/YWT5cndAxcLooks like meat’s back on the menu boys https://t.co/2QBjPYQA2dhttps://t.co/yWJZ7tR2NeSince we’re not doing our traditional family Christmas, we’re gonna be watching a bunch of Christmas movies at home… https://t.co/kdj11nyHw7Beautifully put. https://t.co/74ITGdSBmM
12/25
2020
To ppl who chose to not travel & are doing an at-home Christmas on their own: I’m sure it’s hard but you’re doing t… https://t.co/PJJlUOpnMi @AliImdadBakes With you 100% @stefceretti @elijahwood That’s amazing. Merry Christmas buddy! Miss you. @elijahwood Got a pretty good couple of days ahead of me https://t.co/uIGVZGva4D @TheSusanKent 🤣I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds @SeanAstin 🥰🥰🥰 love you right back bud. @DylanReeve LET ME START OVERBtw I don’t mean which are the best Christmas desserts; I mean generally. @feliskathryn Oh no! Ok let’s lump pastries in with cakes. Hey it’s an imperfect system!Ok let’s rank some basic desserts because Christmas. @SeanAstin Oh goodness. I genuinely don’t know what to say. Thank you for making our stay-at-home Christmas special. Merry Christmas! @scottderrickson It’s fantastic @moshekasher Depends who you ask @clmazin Also I should pick a less obvious fake name @steveasbell Unreal. Although my first disc is busted. The chapter where Sam says “this is the furthest I’ve ever b… https://t.co/NxA8ow4oAJThe annual rewatch has begun. https://t.co/sH33Vrlmt9
12/24
2020
“Oooooh this is my favorite part.” - me, every 30 seconds, watching Lord of the Rings
12/23
2020
#MyNameIs Kumail. And, I am here to help David Perdue find a new job. Let's go @ossoff & @ReverendWarnock!… https://t.co/lr42sepPQLI get to be in this thing with some pretty amazing people in front of and behind the camera. https://t.co/ojSnbweoVL
12/22
2020
This has extreme end-of-prescription-drug-commercial energy. https://t.co/SDB4sLxli3
12/21
2020
Very excited to have another convo with epidemiologist @arimoin tomorrow about developments in the Covid vaccine, e… https://t.co/zEnVQsAq4D
12/20
2020
I got to eat Pandan cake for the first time in a very very long time. Those who know, know. https://t.co/EKO73frmaWOk I’m two episodes into season 2 of The Mandalorian and it’s so dang good. Makes me feel like a kid. Great beastie… https://t.co/wPsXX56GH1 @daveweigel Come on man. It’s Saturday morning.
12/19
2020
#TWD cast is coming together to help @ReverendWarnock and @Ossoff win Georgia! Join our live reunion and cast trivi… https://t.co/WOulVqPpS9
Retweeted by Kumail Nanjiani @emilyvgordon Makes me sad too, but we’ve made up for it by watching them together (quick math) 13 times. Let’s do a hundred more?Many aspects of our coronavirus response have been frustrating, chief among them the politicization of basic scienc… https://t.co/6vZLGSna5eFor the 1st time, we’re not visiting family for Christmas. But we’re doing our best to keep tradition alive. We’ve… https://t.co/JRp79qyCqu @BillyWayneDavis They retire when they hit 35 @racefortheprize Ahhh yes. Thanks for standing up for all those people I called out by name.I love how so many people are like "I was so safe and followed all the guidelines and still got Covid!" and their I… https://t.co/4qWUzMT4Th
12/18
2020
It’s not just the malice; it’s the incompetence too. https://t.co/OWPb8QfXrzTonight @emilyvgordon and I will be in @padmalakshmi’s virtual comedy show! I promise it’ll singlehandedly save dem… https://t.co/AAFD1N31atThis is a great piece. This stuff is going to become increasingly important to deal with as we start re-entering so… https://t.co/6GKulGs4yhWhoa! An episode of Little America ("The Son") is on @THR's best episodes of the year! Thanks @inkookang & a massiv… https://t.co/FQCYoinWDbThanks @VanityFair! https://t.co/0ZmtDCD5vM
12/17
2020
@adamdorsey Seems like this whole thing went Sideways @sorola Did you go plant based specifically to lower your cholesterol or for other reasons?For the first time in my adult life, my cholesterol is within range. This is because I have basically cooked every… https://t.co/nNP1ISMuHm @oneunderscore__ It’s absurd. Masks protect other people. Asymptomatic people can still spread the disease. We’ve k… https://t.co/2pX10t4iW3I can’t say whether or not I watched this doc, but if I had, I would have watched it not knowing anything about Spa… https://t.co/Ecqk6ua94t
12/16
2020
Very excited to be speaking with Angela Jiang from @SierraClub about local grassroots organizing in GA regarding th… https://t.co/5SuDvrxh26I’d been saving the last episode of How To with John Wilson because I didn’t want the show to end. I just watched i… https://t.co/fo9kQUjfET
12/15
2020
Shot. Chaser. https://t.co/KMwJAVZ4KwFeels like every day I hear “Donald Trump really has no path now” and then ten mins later “BREAKING NEWS: Donald Tr… https://t.co/rxXvnD1uSgNEW: @StaceyAbrams, presiding officer of Georgia's electoral vote, announces that all 16 of the state's electors ca… https://t.co/xUTg3npj4i
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiWhat an emotional and inspiring thing we get to see. Finally. Getting real dusty in here... https://t.co/hBj9fwyFqfEARLY VOTING IN GEORGIA BEGINS TODAY
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiIT’S THE FIRST DAY OF EARLY VOTING, GEORGIA!
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiNat Sec Advisor Robert O'Brien & his wife are taking a holiday "work trip" of Tel Aviv, Paris, and London, and Rome… https://t.co/pb3UGKCQOj
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiSenate spox says office buildings closed tomorrow because of "credible threats of violence." this is when Michigan'… https://t.co/t93TjtbeJX
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12/14
2020
We're fed up with @KLoeffler's failure. I will vote for direct stimulus checks to Georgians.
Retweeted by Kumail Nanjiani @stefceretti @edgarwright Thank you Stef 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾. Please “augment” me where and when required...
12/13
2020
@edgarwright Thank you Edgar. These guns weren’t made for day and date VOD.
12/12
2020

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