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$750Today is a GREAT day to make sure you’re registered to vote. And vote as early as you can. This is not an election… https://t.co/7mflotTPkJThis is pretty awesome. He’s the biggest movie star in the world and he’s sticking his neck out there. Would have b… https://t.co/3TMquus0Gm @davidchang We are fully in agreement on this. Paneer is amazing. Cottage cheese is a blight. They occupy completel… https://t.co/mQEuxRyuPX
9/27
2020
Click here to donate to @harrisonjaime. I promise it feels so good. https://t.co/JxrmhEqRWI https://t.co/u48EgO9oEl
9/26
2020
Journalists at NPR, NYT, etc: NOW is the time to talk with your editors. You need to report accurately and fairl… https://t.co/kgaaHFSyDm
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiDo not let these stories of attempts to steal the election demoralize you. If we vote in high enough numbers, the a… https://t.co/sYi0sqhSeIPennsylvania voters! Please watch this. They are trying to find any excuse to not count your vote. Don’t let them f… https://t.co/r4CDxAQCoKAm I the only one that thinks continually asking Trump at pressers if he will commit to a peaceful exit only gives… https://t.co/lLMyD5c8TO
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9/25
2020
@KarinaLongworth Yeah please it’s still june @BarryKeoghan Our celebration will have to wait. But it will come. And it will be legendary. Miss you. Can't wait… https://t.co/xI88CeIM3pThe road to fascism is lined with people telling you to stop overreacting.
Retweeted by Kumail Nanjiani @shannonwoodward They were down for a couple of hours. Pretty important that they work when the emails are received. @AleksyDaSexy Oh I caught that too.People receive an email and they click on the link. If the link doesn't work, as it didn't for the first couple of… https://t.co/xdoygFAkBMCan confirm the links are working now. Though this failure is kind of inexcusable. At a time when we need people to… https://t.co/LV1EJDMDNg @daveweigel So do most states start counting them election day? Or do they start after the in-person day-of votes a… https://t.co/jmlT7ISSrQ @daveweigel Wait. States don't start counting the early vote until election day? That seems... absurd. What's the logic?This is another reason why people need to think carefully when writing about the chance that Trump will steal the e… https://t.co/FOZAXm42mW
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiGo to https://t.co/UrssqAkplR. Get a plan in place to vote as soon as you can.Hey @granicus @GovDSupport, is there a reason none of the links work in the CA Secretary of State email that just w… https://t.co/qA2i8pnyvjGot an email from the California Secretary of State with links to check voter registration etc. None of the links work. Great work gang.Of course they’re going to try & steal the election. We know that. But that must not discourage us. We can vote in… https://t.co/MWXjDPHBD6This week, we’ve had the president refusing to commit to a peaceful transfer of power, the president celebrating st… https://t.co/iZZhvlyFAC
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiOK this is real bad tho https://t.co/7K9sLEFkQX
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9/24
2020
Trump won't commit to peaceful transfer of power if he loses the election https://t.co/omGqOfSlKS
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiIf you are a voter in PA, please watch this. If you misuse the secrecy envelope, your ballot will be THROWN OUT. Fo… https://t.co/6XHwFxsJPRTrump openly says that he wants to approve RBG's replacement before the election so SCOTUS will have his back when… https://t.co/zB1P4IdacY
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiEternals delayed to Nov 5, 2021. Marvel made the right & responsible decision. There’s a pandemic. Nothing is more… https://t.co/aJm33JQ2d0The Trump campaign is discussing plans to ask state representatives to set aside the election results in their stat… https://t.co/wYQFTWdcp8
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiI can’t tell you how angry this makes me - and I get angrier thinking about how he gets away with it and how so man… https://t.co/xGxqkWXjGx
Retweeted by Kumail Nanjiani @scottEmovienerd Should I watch this movie?
9/23
2020
My husband John lived by a code: country first. We are Republicans, yes, but Americans foremost. There's only one c… https://t.co/I89CsXpdsL
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiMike Espy is polling better in his race against GOP U.S. Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith in Mississippi than Amy McGrath is a… https://t.co/7Dd4MKIrPA
Retweeted by Kumail Nanjiani @marceelias Thank you for your work. We need it and we are grateful for it.Sad that Gen. Kellogg is telling a bald faced lie to protect the President. I resigned on my own accord & was asked… https://t.co/3CI4Q1BpLJ
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiWe need a big turnout this election. We need to vote and get as many people to vote as possible. Vote vote vote.… https://t.co/IMRdJkkZdOIf you are voting in PA, please read this article about "naked ballots" & how to make sure your vote will count. Us… https://t.co/iy0yjx4gbuA thing you must do. Please. https://t.co/gdlNOFAUMcClone High's JFK wants you to vote early. https://t.co/IWPjKLjx5S
Retweeted by Kumail Nanjiani @ScottWamplerBMD It’s the best movie I’ve seen in quarantine.
9/22
2020
@chelseaperetti 🤣🔥I remember when I was like “I can’t believe we’ve been in quarantine for THREE WHOLE WEEKS!” That was 7 years ago.This shouldn't get lost. At last night's rally, President Trump said he was "counting on" the federal courts to dec… https://t.co/thzLdJXKXV
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiWow. This would be shocking if it wasn’t absolutely predictable. https://t.co/S0IxZ9vwek24 winners of the Turing Award, sometimes called the Nobel Prize of computing, endorse Biden. They cite Trump's ant… https://t.co/T5Y3ZgMtLa
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiLet’s be clear: Donald Trump is planning to declare victory on election night, regardless of uncounted votes. He is… https://t.co/Zd3lxWf8vf
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9/20
2020
Pinning this for myself for the next few weeks: 1. Be engaged while taking care of your mental health. 2. Donate wh… https://t.co/05uTx8CAviMcGrath is far behind in an uphill state. The most likely way to dethrone McConnell is to win 4 of these seats. Her… https://t.co/mpfYnla6mo
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiNo matter where we go from here, this is a remarkably selfless statement to make on your deathbed: "My most ferve… https://t.co/zxCAHrSbTD
9/19
2020
NEW: The White House and pharmaceutical industry were nearing a major deal to lower drug prices. Then the WH demand… https://t.co/cV8arDWUrD
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiScientific American has never endorsed a presidential candidate in our 175-year history—until now. The 2020 elect… https://t.co/SmFMie1Inj
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiIce cream cake is overrated! Now that I have your attention. (Sorry I'm not gonna do what @ChrisEvans did.) Ele… https://t.co/uQcahJE4nU @alexblagg @toddlevin @JimJarmuschHair Hot Chicko’s is now open @mrbeaks And Lebron seems like a great dude who is doing a lot for the upcoming election
9/18
2020
NEW AD: @OliviaTroye was @VP's lead staffer on COVID-19. She put her heart & soul into the job. After a while she… https://t.co/Erfsf9W6cY
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiTrump’s Bedminster golf course charged the Secret Service $21,000 for a single cottage this spring at a time when t… https://t.co/938vuez1WC
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiFBI Director Wray: "We certainly have seen very active, very active efforts by the Russians to influence our electi… https://t.co/LZxks4bQsF
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiYou got a voting plan in place? Thursdays are a FANTASTIC day to set one up! The election's gonna sneak up on you.… https://t.co/jp654lsl0KNEW: @realdonaldtrump’s businesses have charged the US government $1.1 million in private transactions — and Trump’… https://t.co/ppxa1CwnWP
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiAmy Dorris alleges Donald Trump forced his tongue down her throat and groped her at 1997 US Open https://t.co/ITPW5P0L2z
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiREVEALED: USPS had a plan to send 5 facemasks to every home in America – but the White House killed it - https://t.co/O9SUK6UvG5
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiThis is what rigging looks like. https://t.co/cCH7AIvV1t
Retweeted by Kumail Nanjiani @roywoodjr @emilyvgordon https://t.co/uU3jmoF9l4
9/17
2020
@roywoodjr cc: @emilyvgordon see?!?!?Them: Hey remember in the beginning of quarantine when we were all wiping our groceries? Lol. Me: Yeah! So stupid… https://t.co/TRkkX8OnY3You want to vote? Do you live in a state? Well, the Late Show made a great website just for you! Go to… https://t.co/KxPbi5RWPG
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9/16
2020
@MarkHarrisNYC I always whisper to myself "Probably for the best"Done. Now do President Trump. https://t.co/dphjGfMY6R
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiThe 19th Amendment might be in my top 5 amendments. Same for you, President Harris? Take the #GenVotePledge and ge… https://t.co/H9h00zsKzZNCAA players want a day off in November to vote. And apparently they have to convince the NCAA itself to let that h… https://t.co/8Elmijxwm1Are YOU on the #GeorgiaPurge List? If you're one of 198,351 Georgia voters wrongly removed from the voter rolls, y… https://t.co/NQlsX2VenM
Retweeted by Kumail Nanjiani"This president is different; the rules are different; and if it doesn’t adapt, fast, the press will stand as yet a… https://t.co/O3oeQWnjAS
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiNew Woodward audio from April 13 via CNN: TRUMP: This thing is a killer if it gets you. If you're the wrong person… https://t.co/e0VBbUVGuf
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9/15
2020
I got to speak with the awesome @AndrewYang about, well, everything. https://t.co/YO0KSM5OFr
9/14
2020
Hey it’s Sunday. It’s a great day to click this link, make sure you’re registered to vote, and come up with a plan… https://t.co/Q2mZOJLsmg“At the crest of their popular strength, the NAZIs had attained but 37% of the vote. But the 63% were too divided a… https://t.co/umwWYHVIJA
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9/13
2020
I’m afraid the biggest spike is yet to come. https://t.co/9chKZHVPohYes! Big congrats to Chloe for her well earned win. Nomadland is a stunningly beautiful work. And she’s just gettin… https://t.co/fMXyRaNQ9NDemocrats, academics, media organizations, members of the public, all need to push back against this completely non… https://t.co/kLPI8GFVEL
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiA good response to my previous tweet. https://t.co/j2luCYOpTKHey my fellow journalists - the only way that the nakedly-politicized Durham report will impact the election is *if… https://t.co/lbVjBO9271
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiGenuine question: pretty sure Barr has an Oct surprise coming w charges against Biden associates or Hunter etc. Is… https://t.co/ouGZXuoqiH @FernieCommaAlex @toddlevin Yes. And his return to the sewer after his defeat in the real world is heartbreaking. T… https://t.co/j75kcH9V3C @toddlevin It’s kind of the most Burton-y movie he ever made, other than Edward Scissorhands. (Even more so than Be… https://t.co/DKVVGnU9R6 @naanking I thought it was James. Priyanka James Mattoo.
9/12
2020
@amymiller Or both!
9/11
2020
AZ. GA. NC. TX. 4 Swing States 5 Senate Seats $45 to Fire 45. Match me here: https://t.co/Zhea03oEza https://t.co/VhkB4b5DLWBreaking: Trump bragged to Bob Woodward that he protected Saudi Arabia's Mohammed bin Salman from congressional scr… https://t.co/Eoza1QRmmM
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiOn March 19 - the exact same day that Trump admitted to Bob Woodward, "I wanted to always play it down" - Joe Biden… https://t.co/43wDP2jBxA
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9/10
2020
Hello. https://t.co/0YtHAxoG6M
Retweeted by Kumail NanjianiSo how was everyone's summer? Mine was great! *turns to stare at a different wall for a while* @SamJayComic 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥He should have googled Bob Woodward.Listen to the recording. https://t.co/jRY0u3guiS @BenjaminPDixon I’m... with you...
9/9
2020
@naanking @dannychun Oh no Pri! You made this one of our favorite places in the city! The spicy kimchi soup is one… https://t.co/9TYgF4Kfv5
9/8
2020
@Eternalsnews But I promise the movie will be worth the wait. It's the most exciting, fun, epic, thrilling, hilario… https://t.co/OvZGMCDZYF @wandabewitched I honestly don’t know. Waiting just like everyone else, impatiently... @Court_z013 I will! I don’t know if they’ll listen to me.
9/7
2020

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