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1/15
2021
What a week, huh? Be safe out there. Time to call it. https://t.co/EMcK1SjcOM
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1/9
2021
I’m your favourite sales coordinator’s favourite sales coordinator
1/8
2021
One more sleep until Whopper Wednesday!
1/5
2021
Every charcuterie board looks like something I would politely nibble at and then stop for a McDouble meal on the way home
1/1
2020
@longshadowjr https://t.co/3iorLG350U
12/25
2020
ok,here’s a hypothetical: you’re offered $17.6 billion to peel and eat an entire orange. the orange and an orange p… https://t.co/0nM2j2ZpzF
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12/22
2020
Supplied the office with a jumbo box of Toffifee today https://t.co/K8rikYsnwG
12/11
2020
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12/8
2020
@Amy_Ivan1 https://t.co/Mssup2BoeZPrincess Diana didn’t live to see Over the Hedge :(
12/3
2020
@ConnorSandberg Things are different now
11/22
2020
Playing 100 gecs as I get my coffee to scare the drive-thru workers Happy Halloween
10/31
2020
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10/15
2020
@mfuchs31 Seems like more of a Hot Topic purchase
10/3
2020
@bencamham @nickgiokas https://t.co/UUMmg8rcQW
9/29
2020
Probably going to get fired because I come back from every lunch smelling like 9 tequila shots but it’s just my hand sanitizer
9/21
2020
I don’t trust Red Lobster
9/19
2020
Say what you will about 2020 but Ed Sheeran been REAL quiet
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9/12
2020
I got a 56 on my diploma so that should qualify me for the 2021 Nobel Physics Prize https://t.co/b1XDsrUtaO
9/10
2020
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8/29
2020
Ah yes my tweet manifesting program is developing nicely can’t wait to win an Oscar in a few years… https://t.co/nFczoSokra
8/28
2020
Spam emails are getting ... brazen https://t.co/EphcOspKv5
8/22
2020
2019: Wow the Flames have destroyed the hopes and dreams of southern Alberta more than the oil crash of 2014 2020: https://t.co/VAOp10t06s
8/21
2020
Me after taking the Russian Covid vaccine https://t.co/4p6vrUrP8s
8/11
2020
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8/1
2020
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7/21
2020
If I came into possession of a sports team with a racist name I would simply change the name
7/3
2020
@ConnorSandberg Invermere
7/2
2020
Go Jets Go
6/27
2020
The increase in cases is not due to recent protests. Transmission would take days to work through the system. We’ve… https://t.co/x5Pe82BCfh
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6/13
2020
Mati Diop Atlantics (2019) - Netflix Rick Famuyiwa Dope (2015) - Netflix Peter Ramsey Spider-Man: Into the Spider… https://t.co/mQoGyPbEGlMargaret Betts Novitiate (2017) Malcolm D. Lee Girls Trip (2017) - Netflix Boots Riley Sorry to Bother You (2018)… https://t.co/GVNlhxCzZsCarl Franklin Devil in a Blue Dress (1995) Kasi Lemmons Harriet (2019) Raoul Peck I Am Not Your Negro (2016) - Am… https://t.co/HK7LVou76LAmma Asante Belle (2013) Richard Ayoade The Double (2013) F. Gary Gray The Italian Job (2003) - Amazon Prime Stra… https://t.co/MYOWaUA2RaLee Daniels Precious (2009) The Butler (2013) - Amazon Prime Jordan Peele Get Out (2017) Us (2019) https://t.co/iXADTaGlYKNabwana I.G.G Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010) - YouTube Bad Black (2016) - YouTube George Tillman Jr. Notorious (2… https://t.co/XTfednzvAWAva DuVernay Selma (2014) 13th (2016) - Netflix Antoine Fuqua Training Day (2001) - Netflix The Magnificent Seven… https://t.co/TgCRU6thvXRyan Coogler Fruitvale Station (2013) Creed (2015) - Amazon Prime Barry Jenkins Moonlight (2016) - Mubi If Beale S… https://t.co/BkccjjNrErSteve McQueen Hunger (2008) - Criterion Channel Shame (2011) - Crave 12 Years a Slave (2013) Widows (2018) - Amazon… https://t.co/lArMZU8kRbSpike Lee Do the Right Thing (1989) Inside Man (2006) BlacKkKlansmen (2018) Da 5 Bloods (2020) - Premieres on Netfl… https://t.co/t6mUTm3Br8#BlackLivesMattter https://t.co/fS9H3t67Me
6/2
2020
One day we all played Guitar Hero for the last time and we didn’t even know it 💔
5/25
2020
we live, we learn https://t.co/04YVY3yfeI
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5/22
2020
Imagine going to Bulk Barn post covid
5/21
2020
Oh 2020 has felt long? That’s because it’s a leap year, keep up with the times
5/20
2020
Quebec opening schools back up on May 11? https://t.co/L9dO2CP2C6
4/27
2020
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4/25
2020
Brick https://t.co/qMzvDZ5qnb
4/23
2020
@N6Renwick @ConnorSandberg Thank you @ConnorSandberg Fuk https://t.co/LTjw0dawTd
4/18
2020
Might just mess around and start doing the New York Times daily crossword
4/14
2020
@mfuchs31 honk
4/11
2020
“My life is a movie bro” he mutters to himself as he types ‘entrepreneur’ into his bio
4/10
2020
When you spotted Swiper hiding in the bushes before Dora & Boots see him https://t.co/61lLOpwAKc
4/7
2020
Day 23 of social distancing: ready to declare Matchbox Twenty the best band of all time
4/4
2020
with everyone on lockdown, the lime scooters are finally returning to the river. nature is healing, we are the viru… https://t.co/DieBk5FP9f
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3/26
2020
I chime in with a haven’t you people ever hearrrrrd of, using a goddam soap bar https://t.co/FaGUOYS9Sf
3/13
2020
@marniemac11 Online confirmation I was raised rightJust did a grocery run and the only demographics hoarding toilet paper were boomers and “let me speak to the manage… https://t.co/G8KXXHgfxjBy FAR the worst part of the Covid outbreak is that it pushed back the release date of PETER RABBIT 2: THE RUNAWAY.… https://t.co/BiV8XE1HNd
3/12
2020
@ConnorSandberg Wrong. You have forgotten that safety always has been, and always will be, sexy.
2/29
2020
Some country needs to make their national anthem a trap song I nominate you Vatican City
2/18
2020
@Amy_Ivan1 @ConnorSandberg Absolutely! Organizations will be able to invest in better training for their employees… https://t.co/MjKA4wIPPP @ConnorSandberg @Amy_Ivan1 And yes technology will make some current jobs obsolete but technology creates new indus… https://t.co/UDaVOJv9c4 @ConnorSandberg @Amy_Ivan1 If we want to see more jobs we should actually be encouraging those large firms to be in… https://t.co/g0hqwf60jE
2/13
2020
Some kid is gonna be led to write their diploma about the significance of Wendy’s Twitter dunking on Burger King hahahahaI realized that English classes are going to start teaching students what personification is through brand twitter… https://t.co/aYiF0kt1U6
2/11
2020
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2/10
2020
#BellLetsTalk
1/29
2020
First place School of the Year goes to @HillJDCWest! #JDCWest2020 #GrowingForward
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1/20
2020
@HillJDCWest takes the Boccer title! https://t.co/o1O6S3GAUh
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1/19
2020
And now, I have the privilege to lead Hill into this crazy weekend. I am beyond thankful for the friends and memori… https://t.co/SmIAH5ynuB
1/16
2020
@zachoviatt It starts at Canyon Meadows Cinemas on Friday !
1/15
2020
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1/14
2020
Uber driver just changed the radio station 20 seconds into BodyBounce, another New Year’s Eve has been ruined https://t.co/7mH4u6AGEf
1/1
2019
My New Year’s Resolution is to mute every word and phrase listed in this thread https://t.co/jXqgQO57Gw @NHLFlames @Sportsnet #Flames1stGoal Backlund!
12/27
2019
There should be a special no-fly list for people that use 4+ bins at security
12/18
2019
Kardinal Offishall is the best Canadian rapper by a country mile
12/8
2019
Friend: you aren’t actually excited for Cats right it’s just a meme? Me: Are you in the right headspace to receiv… https://t.co/Nrf71XXdZb
12/4
2019
@ConnorSandberg Go off King
11/18
2019
Why hasn’t there been an amber alert put out for Taylor Lautner
11/14
2019
Somehow found myself in a pool tournament last night. I proceeded to carpe diem all over the place and embarrass 21… https://t.co/HUNtyn19sC
11/6
2019
@LaneBacon2 @belleb_mc The gift of knowledge is meant to be spread
10/30
2019
I think it's important that everyone knows that Señorita is objectively Justin Timberlake's best songHappy Birthday Sadberg https://t.co/rUvDDFf2rA
10/29
2019
#cdnpoli #elxn43 https://t.co/msO96GJ5pW
10/18
2019
hey TSA how you gonna take my toothpaste cause it’s “too big” but let me board with all this ass?
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10/15
2019
The ultimate online calling card shared by every grade 7-9 student who bombed a quiz and wanted to throw a pity par… https://t.co/VbAis06jcG
10/10
2019
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9/26
2019
Dongle is a bad word
9/24
2019
Was showing off for my girlfriend and absolutely humiliated some people in TimePlay again tonight. I can hear gentl… https://t.co/4aXOO50WDr
9/20
2019
I figured out how the Egyptians did it! They got a group of 8 builders to go out and recruit 8 builders each and th… https://t.co/E1eKIDo3Fc
8/22
2019
Children should be a WHMIS hazard
8/18
2019
@ConnorSandberg You might as well donate to the NRA if you buy that jacketEveryone here is obsessed with wearing their Riders jerseys to work on game days so out of protest I’m going to sta… https://t.co/GJhYzfzXN9
8/9
2019
☀️Summer☀️ is for accidentally drinking 12 Coronas and coming to terms with your own mortality @ConnorSandberg Your Twitter game is in 2020 they’ll catch up
8/3
2019

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