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Chris Doyle @LairdD0yle Manchester, England

Service Delivery manager at @mirrorweb. #Aws certified. All opinions my own. Cycling tweets for #cyclingforsarah. Poetry for the good of my soul.

2,718 Following   1,652 Followers   9,002 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/18/13


@raysmuckles @366DaiChallenge They really do. I know I do 😂 @MrLloydSpandex Blazing saddlesThis fucking ended me today. https://t.co/5vhlei7fXm @JaneyGodley I think I think about that little lockdown short you did at least two or three times a week minimum. I… https://t.co/LyqIIjWVOo @NickMotown Umbrella by Rhianna. When my wife rang me and told me I needed to get to my dads ASAP it played on the… https://t.co/Yyg3F5kBNl @emmahumplik12 Lot of people commenting on this and talking a good game with no evidence. Also, no one asked for a… https://t.co/V7xUq1By5C @raysmuckles @366DaiChallenge What is a vibraslap and why do I suddenly feel like I need one?WE ARE ALL CAKE https://t.co/XA1iuiYtx9One of the downsides to being at home / in the office has turned out to be the fact that I left my charger at work… https://t.co/GmUaM8Udvk
7/12
2020
Live forever > https://t.co/lQdPiBND6E @I_am_peevee @TheOastHouseMcr Was a bit tipsy after three pints tho. @I_am_peevee @TheOastHouseMcr Vel.. I was properly out. Beer in a glass brought to the table. Pay by phone so no qu… https://t.co/wbduDQg9DvI ventured out for a drink after work with a good pal. We went to @TheOastHouseMcr and I have to say I was really i… https://t.co/8FOFXZzXqc
7/11
2020
@JFKingsley Jesus, Jon. I’m sorry mate xx
7/10
2020
What he said >> https://t.co/ChKXPOlOLM
7/9
2020
Making light of #BlackLivesMattter = a block at Doyle Towers. ‘All code matters’ and so on - feck off with you and educate yourself a bit. @justinmoorhouse @jkjasonking @joelrossradio The answer is somewhere between yes and no @Jamesfan2 @wearejames @RealTimBooth I love that! @johncutlefish I always do this with long emails. Who is your favourite doctor who or did Han shoot first. Amuses me if nothing else 😀 @PurplefacePhoto Best of luck x
7/8
2020
For those of you who don't cycle currently, what stops you from doing so? (Please RT to reach past my very cyclist-heavy following!)
Retweeted by Chris Doyle @Gerald3pointO @BillyCorben @profjaffar Upon eating them, he will engage in furious cranking in front of a photograph of his leader.Boom!!! Tuesday’s “Two Minute Chat Show” and it’s the brilliant @destructo9000 (Andrew O’Neill) Still to come,… https://t.co/r4275KchXw
Retweeted by Chris DoyleIf you see this bus call! https://t.co/w1UiMfdxKsHere at @mirrorweb we’ve been proudly supporting the team at @PanSurg with this innovative and potentially life sav… https://t.co/Z7smQq55UC
7/7
2020
Correct. Dreadful muck. https://t.co/nYGAGGWV97 @emmydee73 @johnfeath @AnneLouiseAvery @BootstrapCook Made me sad too but then your reply made me happy 😀 @jtahoyle This is very true. I have taken all three of mine to panto when they were small through to being too big… https://t.co/DtP4bmT6QGHappy birthday to beautiful Rosie 🎂💃🏻 https://t.co/ozFIEN2XiD
7/6
2020
@jtahoyle Mate you’re on holiday 😂Buy this book ! https://t.co/nvOZsgeBopNot enough pictures of happy dogs. https://t.co/7uXRReiibhSliding into dms which sounds really seedy. A lot of people don’t seem to like each other - but keep commenting o… https://t.co/wUMYJMpPTBThings I’ve learned on twitter. People seem to actively look for things to be offended about or arguments. Gramma… https://t.co/IElLhAJks9 @hatttiegladwell Wow that looks lovely!Old old school mate lost his mum to #cancer last week. He’s just sent me this picture. L-R> me, mick K (who sent me… https://t.co/Ss0ECTCHYJ @Vitt2tsnoc 😂😂😂😂 I would have had to delete the account and start again wearing a same moustache in the photo or something!
7/5
2020
@BoothLyric @oneofthethree I love this song. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the same version twice live. Changes every time x @hansmollman Well I’m following you now. I love writers and their tweets.
7/4
2020
Buy this man a brew theee are an antidote to all that ails you 😀😀 https://t.co/fqHuDjzfqeMarvellous thread for those interested in these things. https://t.co/P9LNHSFFD2
7/3
2020
@BootstrapCook @jasonkneen It’s rule 0 in the book of doylie. Be kind. Rule 2. Don’t be a Dick. There’s more but I’m tired 😀 @BootstrapCook @jasonkneen Luminous beings are we Jack xx I’m sorry these people say these hurtful and mean things… https://t.co/H55cXA1oklWonderful x https://t.co/L1k0nGL1pq
7/2
2020
Any help on #oldhamhour for Danielle? https://t.co/3EwyJYao7z @BarristerSecret Very nicely done SB xShould be doing some go Lang lectures but, twitter I’ve just finished working and I can’t face another moment sat i… https://t.co/qDHhfYLPp9These are bad times for the arts. https://t.co/7a1WDYAwNJ @JohnONolan @QuinnyPig @threadreaderapp please unroll this fabulous thread @thepianomum That is good. I cling to this idea that when our kids (or our kids kids) grow up, words like that just… https://t.co/GqfeeXZkD7
7/1
2020
@jazz_inmypants If you’re lazy then we’re all lazy. @JamesCoyne That’s learned them 😀Brilliant 😂😂 https://t.co/sqqswKuHNa @danhett Ditto. I gave up about 3 years ago and went into employment. Still can’t believe I get paid time off. Also… https://t.co/HS4XmImzI2
6/30
2020
@thepianomum Ffs. In answer to your other tweet, it does get easier, I promise.
6/29
2020
@I_am_peevee Very passive aggressive isn’t it 😂. I went on my treadmill today to shut it upGot an Apple Watch today. Just phoned my son from my wrist. I officially now live in the future people. This is like bloody Star Trek. @sarahjoannew8 I don’t understand it. Is everyone else a superhero or something? I go out once a week to shop and w… https://t.co/oBBmYA3U2T10m millionaire cases. Half a million deaths almost. In possibly my most hyper local tweet ever - why was I the onl… https://t.co/o3ZFqG2fZp
6/28
2020
@JasonManford @socceraid I’ve got one here you can have a go on. It’s in the garage which we’re turning into a mini… https://t.co/EWCGUZgBb5Brilliant https://t.co/peJZmBNaMAIt’s etched on my heart and my brain. My beautiful lovely kind wonderful mum. Killed by cancer. One of thousands I… https://t.co/orlk9qy8uTMy brother getting upset as he’d have to tell his girls. Thinking how I could tell My S as he was working away. Hav… https://t.co/QmRUIFHZRYSeeing J my cousin who lived with mum and dad when she was little. Not knowing what to say or do.Sitting with her and holding her hand. Stroking her pink hair. I told her all my secrets.My beautiful brother just knowing I wanted a few alone with her and saying it because I couldn’tHospice only to get a call from Amanda telling me to come home (I just knew) - to telling the family. Going down to… https://t.co/gsc4QvN7EBTwo years today since mum died. I’ve been to see her and dad today. My cousin had been and left a lovely note and f… https://t.co/0uLZUs1XgFWho wants to win a free tote??? https://t.co/XgbjXDTj8s
Retweeted by Chris Doyle @ShiiineOn_ It’s a 3 way tie for me: Killing moon / the cutter / the puppet. @joetracini I’m very fond of you Joe. I think you’re a very decent young fella. You’re brave too xCan people of Leeds help me? I have just now been made redundant, after 12 years in the printing industry. I have a… https://t.co/6Rgl49ruPb
Retweeted by Chris DoyleBeautiful 😍😍 https://t.co/mwkfhNzd54 @duncanmcvey @SilverBirch77 Pizza crusts every time 😀
6/27
2020
@turnermaround @markdalgarno He can 😂If bullets burst from Barrels and then turn Into fragrant blooms And in turn, ignite And burn and fly Then And only then Will I forget you.When all the planets Are aligned and the Stars start to burn If forests start to smoulder And deep rivers turn To i… https://t.co/c6neyBONXgImagine my wish for a future that cannot hold my wish.
6/26
2020
@thepianomum Haha. I have to sleep in shorts In case we get burgled 😂 @lokiscottishrap I deleted my accounts on both and did without for a year. Ended up back on both when I worked for… https://t.co/nIKM0SuptY @DaleksGamertag Oh I don’t mind J x whatever works for you best young man 😀 @RachelChan42br I love that 😀I bloody love threads like this. 100% why I joined twitter - to learn new things from interesting folk. Wonderful -… https://t.co/K9KrlpI8PnJust imagine how much Mr. O could sneak in. I bet his sleeves are about 5 foot long 😀 https://t.co/hAmsFo7RsOSo the people who stole my sons car overnight can fuck off tbh. He deserves nice things - he pays for them with har… https://t.co/vWBMguVIdJ
6/25
2020
@the_real_nick_b @JimMFelton Marvellous tweet ^^^I feel enormously sad about #MargaritaPracatan moving on. Very fond memories from my younger days. Lovely lovely person xxx @p0welly The only tweets of mine that ever have any traction are those where there is a typo. Thus my legacy to twi… https://t.co/AA2I4iFVPe
6/24
2020
@dhh That’s support isn’t it 😀. Fast furious and right at the forefront. Kudos hey support folk!I’ve been thinking about your dad lately @rhipratchett - He wrote a lot about how we are all just people (cats incl… https://t.co/YjvIzKvvql‘Ah I think you’re looking for films *vaguely related to* <insert name of film you actually wanted see>. Look, some… https://t.co/YgyJ2DXORH
6/23
2020
@jtahoyle Looks that wayI recorded my initiation to trial #hey today. I like it 😀
6/22
2020
@Daisy_intheMill But yes - the best x @jtahoyle Lol. I’ve got two and a post grad diploma and I’m dumb as shit 😂. It’s absolute nonsense isn’t it - abje… https://t.co/vgpGzQVfsX @Daisy_intheMill I’ve got one like that - which is sufficient x 😀 @Daisy_intheMill A friend is someone who knows you and knows when you’re not being you. Who drops what they’re doin… https://t.co/6054AeODBoHey - you look like me. So we, we look like him. @hollyshortall Ugly pumps that likely smell really bad.
6/21
2020

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