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Lanae @lanaewren Alabama

sometimes I say funny things and sometimes I stream on https://t.co/CqEwMLIoO3 but mainly I just eat when I shouldn’t

387 Following   1,163 Followers   2,061 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/17/17


@waitwtf1 It was just me and I only have liability on it.So I got in a wreck last night; besides a concussion and sore af I’m okay! But my car is sitting in the tow yard an… https://t.co/ocbsKnRdUI
8/9
2020
I was today years old when I learned that you do NOT give a baby honey. Apparently it can kill them??
8/8
2020
“Women are so emotional”, sir I have never punched a hole in my dry wall
Retweeted by Lanaemade this lil guy as an early birthday present for my mom 💕 https://t.co/k3B75zJKja
8/7
2020
@BWork7 Yeah I’m not looking, I recently landed a job where my boss is a friend that I have on this Facebook. And I… https://t.co/nvUAe9bsfMThey told me future employers may skip over me for this post.I shared this on fb and was told twice to take it down by a family member because it is “inappropriate”. Thoughts? https://t.co/97U2UcDwktTerrifying video from a guy driving his car while filming the Beirut explosion...https://t.co/0XpfqCw22L
Retweeted by Lanaeif you've never worked a job where you had to clean the bathrooms ur opinion does not matter to me 💘
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8/5
2020
idk who needs to hear this but stop idolizing politicians....they are supposed to serve you, not be praised by you.
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8/3
2020
Happy Sunday everyone! Take time to reflect on what you are grateful for today 🙏🏻 I’m grateful for my job during this time 💕🪐
8/2
2020
You shouldn’t be renting out a home that you don’t own outright, imo.
7/31
2020
@onelegman @IUPUIGUY82 Let me do some sketching and get back with you ☺️ @onelegman @IUPUIGUY82 Any ideas of what you’d like it to have?? I could totally do that! I love Bobs Burgers @AndyWan35430522 Thank you! ✨✨ @supjackjack Thank you!I just want to sell one painting and feel like I’ve done something 😅🙏🏻 I know I’m a noob but you have to start some… https://t.co/Dx6l54Zn18“Big Perm” Cost $0 to repost and share and support a artist. Thank you in advance 🙏🏽. (IG: customfresh_dame) https://t.co/AXobQ9hydC
Retweeted by LanaeWho do you like better, Jon Taffer or Gordon Ramsay??This painting is also $15 and $5 shipping. All money is going straight to my tuition. I owe $350 by the 16th. Even… https://t.co/GYvfkSMnwc
7/29
2020
I can obviously do any color/however many flowers you want, etc. 💕💕💕💕Would anyone purchase a painting like this for $15 plus $5 shipping? I’m currently raising money for school. A swee… https://t.co/UCjX6xAJ6YI really need a way to make money. I haven’t gotten enough hours at my job yet and I owe $450 for tuition by the 16th. Sweating it 😅
7/28
2020
Going live with Nancy Drew: Midnight in Salem tonight! Come join the fun and say hi! https://t.co/kbALnleDja
7/27
2020
These are jammed to gills with special interests earmarks. If we do a stimulus at all, it should just be direct payments to consumers.
Retweeted by LanaeCurrently sweating how I’m gonna pay this $450 tuition payment 😅i have an intern joke and it... nevermind. https://t.co/SCHRGYVIJV
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7/25
2020
Happy Friday and fuck Kanye West!People will vote for trump even if they don’t like him because they hate democrats more. Do you see the issue?
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7/24
2020
@MiniMeatMikeB https://t.co/jMKox8iSbK
7/23
2020
Honestly mind blown at how amazing today was. This new job is looking awesome so far. Thanks everyone for the well wishes!!
7/22
2020
Starting a new job today. My boss is a longtime friend and it’s a company I’ve wanted to work for for a while. Good… https://t.co/So5JiMSzFBFeeling like certain people only hang with me if I invite them but no one ever reaches out to me. I invite people o… https://t.co/MO63NRnNi6Let's go girls send tweet
Retweeted by LanaeRandomly wanting to downsize and live in an RV and save money and get a fatass houseI DEFINITELY peaked in high school. Should’ve taken more advantage of thatWe just gotta agree to stop giving Kanye the attention that fuels him. Let him yell into the void with the rest of us.ye had something to say bout bill cosby AND slut shaming his wife AND exposing her for contemplating her choice to… https://t.co/WzQV76NAce
Retweeted by LanaeAlso another take- “womyn” is dumb.The same man that used to flaunt the fact that his wife is a “sex symbol” is now ashamed of her past and who she is… https://t.co/FabD0fekEILike why tf is Kanye going on a hateful ass rampage against Kim? I called divorce. We’ll see. https://t.co/dNyNN7haIRWarZone sucksssss. I hate spectating other players for 10 hours because I die in the first 30 seconds. Team Deathmatch for life.
7/21
2020
I’ve never wanted a luxury clothing item or really seen the point, but I will sell all my organs for that damn Prad… https://t.co/Ppf4XQMS6E @NizhoniNomad @Deryan2475Constitutions should be regularly updated to meet the moment of the times, we shouldn’t be scared of steering our o… https://t.co/XUVV01FDze
Retweeted by LanaeI know a girl currently packing for a “camp retreat”. We’ll see how they fell in a couple weeks.
7/20
2020
Why did people start saying “happy born day” or “more life” instead of happy birthday?? Like neither of those phrases make sense to me??So I’ve started binging bushcraft videos on YouTube and every time someone drinks out of a pond/river/whatever it f… https://t.co/FgL6BwFWPhFuck Jeffree Starr Fuck Shane Dawson Fuck Trisha Paytas Fuck Jake Paul Fuck Ace Family https://t.co/709Z2D5xWv
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7/19
2020
For what? ACAB. I don’t care about the few good cops in the barrels of bad apples. https://t.co/O5iVg4lxdRWerk https://t.co/zzhaVnLYrFKanye West as a person: meh. Kanye West as a dad: I’m jealous @brianschatz It's almost as if American libertarians aren't actually libertarians but Republicans who want to smoke weed.
Retweeted by LanaeMy Xbox has started making a nonstop squeaking sound that’s driving me crazy. @TheMattTyler Jimmy Pesto! Hate him! @jcgilley1 Linda is my favorite!Least favorite Bob’s Burgers character?? And go! Mine is either Gene or Gayle. https://t.co/7XU6400ysi
7/18
2020
Did you know octopus are as smart as dogs? Please stop eating them. 🐙
Retweeted by LanaeAmericans have been conditioned to accept nothing but crumbs and stagnation. https://t.co/U6Azw1sia5
Retweeted by Lanae"Full-time minimum wage workers cannot afford a two-bedroom rental anywhere in the U.S. and cannot afford a one-bed… https://t.co/vIlJyYT51T
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7/17
2020
My partner and I were just discussing how a lot of Black people don't have the education around anti-Semitism to fu… https://t.co/hs7cztl9MQ
Retweeted by LanaeAm I the only person having trouble sending tweets???
7/16
2020
For the first time in 22 years of my life we have Goya beans in the pantry. But somehow the dems are the sheep??I know you lying https://t.co/7Gix9YAYf8
7/15
2020
THIS WINS THE INTERNET TODAY 🤣😂🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 https://t.co/MxHnPPprI5
Retweeted by Lanae @hjub Not a family home. He has an office. @godlyouth @Deryan2475RYE CHIP https://t.co/OcyBmA1rNY
7/14
2020
Sad news about Naya Rivera. RIP beautiful. 😢💞 @hjub David Kim showing up to a congressman’s house with a bullhorn screaming and cursing.I want :( https://t.co/SX32eqAeM9 @malfabone1 I don’t feel like one has anything to do with the other. Go to his office. Write him a letter. Do somet… https://t.co/VOAs6qIPyII literally don’t care if I keep losing followers. Harassing people at their family homes isn’t humanity first and isn’t cool. @malfabone1 I have a crazy anxiety disorder. If a dude showed up to my house and caused this commotion over somethi… https://t.co/77EtyZ1Gws @malfabone1 Calling out someone is cool. Just not screaming and cursing outside of their family home. He has an office doesn’t he? @malfabone1 Well if that’s what the Yang gang’s gonna turn to, I’m not down @malfabone1 But david’s stooping to a very low level to get that point across. @malfabone1 Like I said his family doesn’t have anything to do with it and harassing them isn’t humanity first. @malfabone1 Just because someone is shitty doesn’t mean show up to their house and scream and curse at them as a co… https://t.co/K19JeuNeTXNot very humanity first to me.Imo what @davidkim2020 did was harassment and made him look super irrational. I wouldn’t vote for him and I wouldn’… https://t.co/5DSseHfqci @ZachandMattShow @RepJimmyGomez But his family is also inside and have nothing to do with his choices? And screamin… https://t.co/49NbUIsWV8Am I the only person that doesn’t agree with showing up to people’s homes https://t.co/Cg6Rp43BCh @jrlane1976 Every time I hear that I’m like oh yeah? God tell you that himself?
7/13
2020
@snarktasticgirl My bf gets mad at me but during “stressful” movies I often google the ending because I can’t handl… https://t.co/h2eiyQwCtwIf you call yourself a Christian but say you hope rioters and looters die you aren’t a true Christian. And you woul… https://t.co/VZ75rx4c6uIncredibly depressing and super important https://t.co/xZ6hNJ5mA8
Retweeted by LanaeYes!! The police often wrongfully kill white people as well! Why aren’t you mad about that instead of being mad at protestors?,So, Betsy Devos today said "only" .02% of kids are likely to die when they go back to school. 😐 That's 14,740 children. ✏️Welcome 📚 back! 📝
Retweeted by LanaeThis Wayfair conspiracy theory is making me sick to my stomach. Like this scares me in a way that I don’t think anything else has.This is actually really really sad https://t.co/S2VpEs5nl8
Retweeted by LanaeDone this https://t.co/h8EDEGs2KPBut women “don’t have anymore problems” https://t.co/8jo76E694AGoddess https://t.co/q0Cp5uI1tf
7/12
2020
It’s the stomach for me actually. https://t.co/4fgHDggczb
Retweeted by LanaeI can't get over this tweet. The guy who paid a $25M fine for the fraudulent Trump University is telling us he kno… https://t.co/QAmDu5m9Sy
Retweeted by Lanaefind the good cop 🔎 https://t.co/OUxHA68z2E
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7/10
2020

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