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Writer/artist/bastard 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 Machine wash inside out

1,334 Following   2,402 Followers   43,981 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/21/09


@j_m_wood The answer to all of your questions is: 🤷🏽‍♂️Thought a found a leather women's skirt that fit me...A) it doesn't. B) 👇 https://t.co/CxYWjFhM3w @thestitchkeeper 🔥🔥🔥You don't have to push out a baby to be a mother. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there, especially mine and… https://t.co/uXXmbB76PVSquint or tilt your screen https://t.co/Y9GCzW6Tc9 @purpurinastitch I never even made it that far! Man I need to pick up the Switch more oftenThat time I watched Aunt May pretend to cut vegetables for way too long. #SpiderManPS5 https://t.co/ttSsZYTzn0Saying something is a 5-7 hour game means nothing to me. These people must not be stopping to admire architecture,… https://t.co/eCkPiDMS4UNow watching SNL was a good decision. Being on Twitter while others watched SNL was a less good decision.Making stuff can be exhausting. Maybe it's time to go back to redbubbleMood = *insert gif of Mitch walking into the ocean* #TheBeachHouseHow quickly we forget that #Robinhood legit pulled the plug when the stock market wasn't being used the way the 1% intended @CarlosFreytesJr https://t.co/QIHkHFWWtb @russbengtson 😂Larry...who?! https://t.co/6TpzQjPogFHow is this not an Olympic sport? https://t.co/Tqk8FQrN2NFuck I need to find that memory card! I just saw it like a week ago. Some of the games I'm dying to see in 480p ag… https://t.co/YlXQI4ehXC @idkgravity PS2! I should get a GameCube one of these days (Genesis, PS2, PSP, couple GameBoys, Dreamcast, Switch, PC, Xbox One, and PS5) @_oh_freddie Never! https://t.co/u3mAZ78IvQhttps://t.co/zaQjufImK7While all the cool kids are trying to make out with Lady Dimitrescu, I'm over here in the REAL #ResidentEvil villag… https://t.co/8J9IU4oaT3Am I doing this right? https://t.co/2wQZqkXsCF
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2021
@smashtraves https://t.co/tR5IKQqZJiI might sew the Double N on the side of these just because. Way heavier than I was expecting but the quality is exc… https://t.co/YhD6ijXdWcDamn...RIP Bo Obama.Gamer Boy https://t.co/kioMrqIJMoBought this at a thrift shop last week...does anyone else see a cobra spitting atomic breath, or is it just me? https://t.co/D2ehDhtB5W @_Shockaholic After recording I remembered 30 things I wanted to say lolLarge, Sensei rat inconsolable. https://t.co/ZfXIHf8ZSk
Retweeted by Andrew LaSaneIf you've heard/seen me on a podcast or livestream (or talked to my exs), you can tell that speaking is, in general… https://t.co/oVp6CyiflwThe federal minimum wage has been $7.25 since 2009. For tipped workers, it’s been $2.13 for 30 years. The proble… https://t.co/mP08fUSIEj
Retweeted by Andrew LaSaneOh no...just heard that my episode of @ScarredPodcast drops this week 😳I usually only sleep 5-6 hours during the week, so not leaving bed until 1 on a Saturday is just... https://t.co/ghm2k6hDoDGame length =/= Game quality
Retweeted by Andrew LaSaneRE Village custom sneakers. Is this anything? @shayfil666 OmgIs it #ResidentEvilVillage or Resident Evil VIII: Age? https://t.co/llVlPRDVlh @RaeWitte Only if there is also sparkling waterhttps://t.co/BzZJNAcwkY https://t.co/iaMGfGusOAIf I go to Gamestop to buy RE Village this weekend I wonder if it will be wrapped in plastic? Lol jk, it won't be… https://t.co/1IGi2qADmXGinger Snaps 2 might be better than (or as good as) Ginger Snaps? Tatiana Maslany alone elevates it for me https://t.co/2TJ0D6sNYh @meowmays "I'm gonna show up to Wendy's store uninvited one day"...he said for like 2 years 🙃 sorry it's closingHilarious. https://t.co/YAIB8cNymzOne interesting thing about her...is the man she married. 🙄 @DoNatoBomb @jimmytheboss @PNemiroff Sorry your team sucked (signed, a guy who hit 2-3 cups in 3 games)Look at all these cups I hit...after the stream 🙃 https://t.co/JUITj6QdxqOh shit, I didn't miss horror trivia this week AND Ginger Snaps is on Shudder?! https://t.co/gARMDr3A2B @krisscheese Sorry I missed the live chat Kristi! Need to figure out a better setup next time so the screen and cam… https://t.co/1Ji1UGEoa6ICYMI, I joined my virtual enemy @DoNatoBomb in the ring tonight to win back the beer pong title belts against… https://t.co/0Xa4iUeY11Come watch me and Matt Donato play beer pong maybe? https://t.co/UIgVy5tq8y
5/8
2021
🚨And it's live!🚨 @mixtapemassacre and I collaborated on this shirt and sticker to raise funds for the… https://t.co/YSwCrw1kfk
Retweeted by Andrew LaSaneGonna be a long dayLady Dimitrescu, holla at me. #REVillage #ResidentEvilVillage https://t.co/YLPhjrg8Eo @meowmays https://t.co/VNCRNswXu6Ive said this before, but if I sell you something and you're disappointed by it, please tell me. I don't care if you paid $5 or $500Like and share stuff you like/by people you think deserve it. Also reach out to artists/makers directly when there… https://t.co/iPVHzM5CjB @RaeWitte Drums > > > flatsWhat's a good wrist watch for someone who appreciates the look of a classic Rolex but is on a Casio A168 budget?
5/7
2021
I should buy #ResidentEvilVillage so that I can fit in and feel cool, but I'm also only like an hour into TLOU and… https://t.co/e6tz5S8uaaRemember when boxing wasn't a joke? I hate that Tyson added credibility to this bullshit @ScottWamplerBMD I respect you going character over title 👏🏽I think i just discovered a new species in my fridge. Who do I call about this?MONSTER THOUGHTS. DONT MISS IT. https://t.co/habuP6Opy8
Retweeted by Andrew LaSaneThe woman on the first floor is moving out. Super weird that I know her full name from her mail but have never actu… https://t.co/SX7O93XC6e"Do or do not, bitch" - Yoda https://t.co/fOExUIUp9OLol https://t.co/dQaCvjQXpWAlso this $3000 coat. https://t.co/wxTxzsj6UAJust bought these because autofill is too easy and I'm bad with money. https://t.co/RcSGBkb9K3 @meowmays Not trying to get naked in public bathrooms lol @meowmays Aren't moo moos oversized and pullover? This has buttons all the way down like a long dress shirtA long shirt dress with pockets should be the gender-neutral uniform for all humans this summer. https://t.co/ygVLRRBuGIReally rooting for someone to pull off the trifecta now https://t.co/lu2pz2oCFm
Retweeted by Andrew LaSaneClutching my pearls...Billie! 😳 https://t.co/DO7zH9D3r5♥️ https://t.co/UfUuJatzxjA neighbor's smoke detector just went off twice and no one moved...I should probably invest in a rope ladder for my deckMaking a meme and posting it to your Instagram with tags like #dankmemes to show everyone just how much you hated s… https://t.co/RbCEqjjJFLNOT FOR MEN, @tedcruz https://t.co/UER4ZoOmWo
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5/6
2021
Real ones know. Time to dust off the Dreamcast? https://t.co/w2RTPl6nQr @_oh_freddie 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 @pierogiwitch Debating scanning and making prints so maybe I'll leave the original as is and figure out a fix for the digital versionThree IG followers away from today's goal. Are you that somebody? 👉🏽 (https://t.co/n2upA7zUVh) https://t.co/R7XkOBQWMsI imagine Peloton's bike sales will carry it through the next millennium anyway?Every time I see this painting I'm torn between painting another layer to hide the wood, and just clear coating it… https://t.co/MlCjo5M3PuRemember picture-in-picture on TVs? Bring that back.Three to go!!! https://t.co/hmfJkfnAWpThe Magic School Bus* https://t.co/oMQE50sCg2New Real Queen of Horror alert! *hair whip* https://t.co/TjW3vCkAbu https://t.co/5wmVcDyeIj @RE_Games Where is this demo? https://t.co/jBkuJkgU7GBeen watching TMSB all morning so here’s another random shirt design. https://t.co/3EA82WgE6fUmm... #ResidentEvilVillage https://t.co/OLV3awt6m9I think we can get my Instagram to 800 followers by EOD today... https://t.co/n2upA7zUVhJust saw a video on IG with 49 female sneaker customizers showing off their work. Legit didn't think there were that manyHow do I get my name under this by 2024? (Congrats to all of this year's winners) #RondoAward https://t.co/Zi3VRvIfQKDeleted that tweet because they're watching...👀Every website on Al Gore's internet said the #JurassicPark Reebok Instapump Fury was dropping today. Meanwhile… https://t.co/fPsax7VGP2
Retweeted by Andrew LaSaneomg THEY LIVE!!!!!! https://t.co/4yHHqXR9CS
Retweeted by Andrew LaSane @danielle3von It is over lol @GaylyDreadful So you weren't talking about The Rock's dick? @danielle3von I just entered my W2, now I'm just admiring the screen that says I'm getting money back for a while..… https://t.co/ffBIJRe2RTStarting my taxes while drinking rosè from the bottle. This should go well
5/5
2021

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