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“The eyes are the groin of the head” - Dwight Shrute #Radiohead #DallasStars #CowboysNation #MFFL #TexasRangers #StonerFam

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@ckendall77 @CNN @sarasidnerCNN I would keep hitting the deck. They sound like bombs on tv. It’s scaring me; can’t… https://t.co/Zwx3Y6F1km @ScoutLaroo 🤣🤣🤣 It’s been in my damn head for 2 days. I feel shame“The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire....” Just me? *runs away* @plented2 @Garavagliakarma Don’t ge surprised if it sucks in 2020 lol. It was good in its time but not sure if it h… https://t.co/Q5qdJJRUfl @Garavagliakarma @plented2 She’s getting arrested for too much sexy. 🤣🤣 @Garavagliakarma @plented2 I’m shocked you haven’t seen it. The infamous Sharon Stone uncrossing of the legs during an interrogation 😍😍😍
5/30
2020
@Sickroy6 🤣🤣🤣 it’s so creepy @Sickroy6 Lmao!! The more you look the more they blend together. @Jadetsunami @popsablaze Yep. Complete lie!! They were standing where they were told to stand. Curfew is just bein… https://t.co/rGS0pAPIhK @deadfewl Oh no shit?? Haha nice! I’ve seen them all multiple times as well 🤣🤣🤣 Just love that episode. Especia… https://t.co/iH6gGoUVPX @plented2 Stabbed someone after sex. Basic Instinct style @deadfewl Such a great show. When you get to the “Air Band” let me know lol 🤣🤣🤣 @jack_legault DC protests are now across from WH & their tagging FUCK TRUMP on buildings. Stoke racial tensions eno… https://t.co/DlQfADPYQ5 @IndicaSkyy 🤣🤣🤣 in that case https://t.co/8hYYCKqmX9 @IndicaSkyy Are you spying on me through the trees?Me thinks I have a new favorite strain. “Rocklock” is the name. Indica dominant is the game. HOLY JESUS I CAN SEE HEAVEN @plented2 She always appreciates your loving emojis. She says “I’m blushing” @WFODicks Indeed they did. Great point 🤣Didn’t take Finley long to start tanning. https://t.co/1FiPShS1bH @WFODicks Do the police not have to tell you what they’re arresting / cuffing you for? Seen it before & happened t… https://t.co/5RRJx0Ifqb @WFODicks That’s pretty efffin funny. @WFODicks I haven’t & would that not make it kind of premeditated if they did? Can’t imagine they were beer buddies 🤣🤣 @TrophyWifeDayna Raises handYea, arresting a reporter for NOTHING & not giving a reason for arrest is GREAT Meanwhile, the cops aren’t even a… https://t.co/I8yAG2VIMjWho wants to come house / dog sit with me for the next week? Anyone? Boobs preferred 🤣🤣 https://t.co/vhHC4dbgmSHoly shit. They’re burning down the police precinct.Haha. Guaranteed some idiot would try to make the comparison. Just heading it off 🤣🤣“When a man is denied the right to live a life he believes in, he has no choice but to become an outlaw” - Nelson… https://t.co/vgPIwJFgaq
5/29
2020
“Mimosa” on the left & “Rocklock” on the right. 2 new ones for me. 🚀🚀🚀💨💨💨 https://t.co/hdELT8JoyDYou will never get the truth from someone who doesn’t want to face it themselves.
Retweeted by Laslow McMiloshMorgs @WFODicks Lol I know. Just love cheetos & I’m high 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤣🤣 @WFODicks Why they gotta bring cheetos into this? 🤣🤣Highly accurate AF! 🤣🤣 https://t.co/Zi0LoODay3 @_jena4n @naturalreviews4 @LetsGetStoned00 @snoopdemidogg @EmeraldZoo @Cogitatorium @tripprrr @Calrtipperhttps://t.co/FGMjEPGlLRI gotta say it’s kinda nice not smelling people’s breath in public anymore. #PandemicPositvesButt plugs are all fun & games until you sneeze and shoot the dog from across the room
Retweeted by Laslow McMiloshMorgsThe President of the United States has an OBLIGATION to address the nation or hell maybe just ONE TWEET about 100,0… https://t.co/r50crfTCLu @lanni_1503 Haha!! The ending made me chuckle @bgdknk Yea, to a point lol. That being said I’ll mix indicas together & sativas together as well so...🤣🤣 Unless… https://t.co/g1Gj7almt8 @plented2 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tee hee @jack_legault Grabs it by the emoji. https://t.co/vkqTBuFAqLI hate to brag but my family has testified against me in court more than yours has.
Retweeted by Laslow McMiloshMorgs @bgdknk I kinda prefer to, yea. Especially if I’ve had the strains before🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇👇 https://t.co/jODaPynuUF @StormyVNV Bwahaha!! God I wish this was real. @jack_legault I know man..I know. You’re not alone lol @plented2 I just got moist @jack_legault Yep. Tweeted Biden’s video earlier with similar comment. Nope, it would be to PC @popsablaze Yaaa, you betcha...I’m gonna spray ya @HerCuntiness 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/UpX2aH5CW8 @texashippechic Ooooof! What a look! Bravo my lady 😍😍😍
5/28
2020
We hit 100.000 dead today. Here is Joe Biden’s message. If you’re looking for the POTUS message...well he RTs Lou… https://t.co/OJ7SYs9Ayk @LilBit_1999 Listen. “18 and Life” ruined many a guys shot at a finger bang back then. 🤣🤣 @LilBit_1999 Oh no! You’re one of the Sebastian Bach lovers I grew up with 🤣🤣🤣 They were all never heard from again @HerCuntiness I know I’ve seen it before but the Cowboys decal RULES!! @plented2 Hey...the kids gotta stay low 🤣🤣🤣 @GiantsMngrNot Correct. They can fly into knives; which fall on floor. Then you step in grease from the sammich...s… https://t.co/5iY6abH9SC @GiantsMngrNot Careful, this could be a Final Destination thing. Watch for sharp things flying around 🤣🤣 @GiantsMngrNot It’s always creepy AF when you come on a scene like that. @realDonaldTrump You’re yelling at yourself, fucktard. Pretty sure you could stop it if you wanted 🤣🤣🤣 Your follo… https://t.co/Im75rhx8oq @BlueRobotDesign @realDonaldTrump @TuckerCarlson I love this tweet. This is NOTHING compared the conspiracies he th… https://t.co/JrWPwTcGcwPresident Trump says Hand Sanitizer can be used as lube to kill any STDs. Also says it won’t burn if it gets in your dick hole. @luchatokers Where did you get your PPE? Huh? HUH? 🤣🤣Hey @realDonaldTrump if you wanna tweet about murders during a health crisis then maybe talk about REAL ones like… https://t.co/fXneCSnFUr @GiantsMngrNot Right? It’s crazy that it’s just “accepted” he tweets lies & misinformation. “It’s just him”. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ @nowthisnews The fact that the family has come out & asked the WH to stop THEY WONT. This is what we’ve come to a… https://t.co/5wujiNZrzk @popsablaze The family has asked all of them to stop but they won’t. Let that sink in. They asked the POTUS to knoc… https://t.co/RFz21JTzy5 @plented2 Thanks lol. It WOULD look damn good on you. Just sayin... @plented2 Oh wow!! That’s beautiful & insanely expensive. Does it come with a woman inside for that money? 🤣🤣 It is damn sexy thoughIf you think adding a “Fact Check” Link is CENSORSHIP then you should pick up a dictionary. Or just leave social media. @plented2 Ugh it’s insanely expensive. @plented2 The feel of lingerie on the curves of a woman is amazing. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ I might have a fetish 🤣🤣 @plented2 It’s SO essential!! @LilBit_1999 Pizza crust 🤣🤣🤣
5/27
2020
@plented2 Nah, don’t need flat chest & long legs. The curvy version is just as sexy. The Madames of the time 🤣🤣 @snoopdemidogg 🤣🤣🤣 It’s the only way to get them to wear one.Just fucking make a bunch of red masks with #MAGA on them so the Trumpers don’t kill the rest of us. @plented2 Correct. “In my opinion” lol. I think you could pull it off. Just sayinI would be in trouble if I lived in the 1920s. It’s the sexiest look EVER...in my opinion. https://t.co/PmqMrUT9AI
5/26
2020
“Hey, I never asked you...do you like guacamole?” #StepBrothers
5/25
2020
@luchatokers I’m going to Weird Science this shit 🤣🤣Brady’s got the shanks on National TV. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @luchatokers This is true. If she leaks Goddess Oil I will be readyDear Lord, Please let me run into Tom Brady on a golf course so I can take all his money. Thanks in advance.Holy shit snacks, I’m RIPPED!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
5/24
2020
I would bathe in Salma Hayek’s boob sweat.This place is unreal. The way people treat others as disposable....the artifice......the sheer hubris.
Retweeted by Laslow McMiloshMorgs @plented2 Fuckin hell this tweet is so spot on!! Disposable Distractions @plented2 Oooooo thanks for the Led Zeppelin idea. *presses play* @ngaio420 @Godzmazter Ground control to Major Tom! 🤣🤣 @luchatokers Haha!!! Perfect @luchatokers Ate half almost an hour ago & just smoked a bowl. Woooooosh!!! Let this go for a while & eat the other 50 later on 🤣🤣 @QueenMousie626 What an idiot!! Should say “Yo Bitch”. That always makes the panties drop 🤣🤣 @luchatokers https://t.co/X4z6mfUaP7Uh oh!! Shits about to get Galactic ya’ll. 100 mg Snicker Doodle edible & some Blue Dream flower for that extra… https://t.co/LbpMDqT5NS @QueenMousie626 Haha. Good genes. Our whole family is like that. My mom is 74 & looks 50. I look young for 46 etc. @QueenMousie626 Yuh huh. I get your drift 🤣 @QueenMousie626 This little old lady made sure we knew some Italian. 😍😍😍 She just turned 96 https://t.co/6pd76zcTt4 @QueenMousie626 You could learn it EASILY with your Spanish knowledge. Very similar but for some reason Italian is… https://t.co/SWDaMdbSbo“Yea, I have a lot of questions. Number 1...How dare you” - Kelly Kapoor #TheOffice
5/23
2020

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