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Breaking news on a weekly basis. #LastWeekTonight with John Oliver (@iamjohnoliver) Sundays at 11PM on @HBO.

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Here's our piece from last night on the surge of evictions that may be around the corner...https://t.co/sltseHvHT7
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6/30
2020
Here’s last night’s story about how coronavirus could cause a wave of evictions in the US: https://t.co/jiOFjcmMGVWest coast, what’s the difference between our show and flock of geese flying south for the winter? Our show starts now!!!!!!!East coast, what’s the difference between our show and a gentle snow fall? Our show starts now!!!
6/29
2020
Another round of Marble League 2020 happens today! Congrats to last week’s winners, The Minty Maniacs, who will hav… https://t.co/ndJZgHuOmeWe’ll see you tonight at 11:06pm!!! Unless you have something better to do, then we’ll see you during a rerun!! Or… https://t.co/ydS4RlVp23
6/28
2020
Since everyone's talking about D.C. statehood, now might be the time to revisit our 2015 story that both discusses… https://t.co/hh35B3lWbk
6/26
2020
@Jim_Jordan Here's the full piece, which we stand by every word of. Since we're talking statues, any thoughts on Pe… https://t.co/0LGb3ivvrEHere's our piece from last night about the spread of coronavirus in US prisons and jails...https://t.co/cAgy0xHqBt
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6/23
2020
In our K-pop segment Sunday night, while arguing that 'Jungkook can get it,' we featured a fancam that inadvertentl… https://t.co/IjvYBjxRfqHere’s last night’s segment about the spread of coronavirus in US prisons: https://t.co/S868xgVEPZWest coast! The show starts now, and if you saw our last post you know it’s gonna be thrilling!A fancam for people who love rat erotica, K-pop, and our show! Use however you see fit. Available to download here:… https://t.co/LljkJx65PGEast coast, the show starts now!
6/22
2020
Tonight’s episode premieres at 11pm on the dot! Which, like a lunar eclipse, only happens a few times a year. Think… https://t.co/NoWhHJq1jfMarble League 2020 kicks off today at 4:30pm EDT! We’ll be giving $5,000 to a food bank in the name of each gold me… https://t.co/Cmj3yFKwof
6/21
2020
Here's our piece from last night on Facial Recognition Technology...https://t.co/vbepBdZJG8
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6/16
2020
If you are a facial recognition bot, please stop harvesting our data (except for this image, definitely harvest thi… https://t.co/GJG0SwTYm6Here’s last night’s story about facial recognition technology: https://t.co/ArRC7SP0pR
6/15
2020
We'll be talking a bit about him tonight, but in the meantime, please enjoy this look at Christopher Columbus from… https://t.co/asAKSfKjauTonight, for the first time*, Last Week Tonight will premiere at 11:23pm!!! *We don’t keep record of our premiere… https://t.co/AqJyBPql2l
6/14
2020
If you’d like to know more about the far-right news network that inspired the president to call Martin Gugino, a 75… https://t.co/A8EwOC2QKXHere's our piece from last night...https://t.co/3nJ5uHt7GK
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6/9
2020
And here's their segment about how one city tried – and is still trying – to reconfigure the relationship between t… https://t.co/XXU26ScUZU"Wyatt Cenac's Problem Areas" spent a whole season looking at alternative policing approaches, and it's now on YouT… https://t.co/T68NCXY0fvHere's last night's show, in its entirety. https://t.co/FcggKLlstb
6/8
2020
We’re back tonight at 11:05pm, with an episode that's 35 minutes long, and is about what you think it's about.In honor of Pride, please enjoy this story from a few years back, in case there's anyone you know who might need to… https://t.co/jC8p5tFIEn
6/7
2020
We're back tonight at 11:07. Due to the fact that we're producing remotely, we currently have to tape Saturday morn… https://t.co/2DKQLq2Hcj
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6/1
2020
Tonight’s show starts at 11:07! Haven’t hit ya with that one in a while. 11:02, Sure. 11:05 - classic. But 11:07? T… https://t.co/i27XYjzPNSAnd this: https://t.co/ZRUbWdV6w0And also this: https://t.co/RODrFx2L6kThis also, sadly, seems like a good time to re-share this: https://t.co/1R4Z0xNQmn
5/31
2020
Now seems like a good time to re-share this story about police accountability, 'bad apples', and what they do to a… https://t.co/EhL0seM6jh
5/29
2020
There’s no show tonight! So whatever “your thing” is, now is the perfect time to do an extra 30 minutes of it! But… https://t.co/dcx13ki3cS
5/25
2020
Here's our piece from last night on how the coronavirus is impacting the world of sports...https://t.co/U2egigUV7p
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5/19
2020
In case you wanted to revisit the origins of the President’s fascination with hydroxychloroquine, here’s this: https://t.co/t2BIazOQM9Get ready for the most exciting sport not involving any human-on-human contact! Premiering June 21st. https://t.co/Nh5smLtzlNHere’s last night’s story on how coronavirus is impacting sports: https://t.co/6HYQ2vNTjdWest coast! Do you feel an inordinate amount of pressure to excel at surfing? So many of you don’t even live near a… https://t.co/X36uAMoWwgEast coast! Does it feel unfair when the phrase “east coast” is used as a synonym for “New York”? Do you wonder why… https://t.co/LvcPmueP3V
5/18
2020
Fred Willard was the best. Neither the Jimmy Stewart line nor the word "Jefferson" were in the script for this, and… https://t.co/fudjVU5VEaOur new episode premieres at 11pm Sunday. That's today. Today is Sunday. We thought it was Saturday, but we checked… https://t.co/15Y0SRl3yC
5/17
2020
Support the postal service! Specifically, this employee. But also in general! https://t.co/eJZXspzeU7 https://t.co/8tahiSH3QkHere's our piece from last night on the USPS and the serious problems it's currently facing...https://t.co/7vz2KdMvCt
Retweeted by Last Week TonightOn Sunday we incorrectly suggested that, when asked how history would judge him, Bill Barr didn’t give a pro forma… https://t.co/PCfZ2EcRTS
5/12
2020
Support the postal service! Buy some limited edition stamps: https://t.co/eJZXspzeU7. https://t.co/w6Nzaj9u2QHere is last night’s story about how the USPS is being threatened by coronavirus and financial disaster, and what w… https://t.co/v2RwTqTF47West coast! How did you use your extra two minutes? Tell us later, the show starts now!!East coast! We gave you an extra two minutes to find your remote, so turn on @HBO because the show starts now!!
5/11
2020
LWT starts at 11:02pm! That's what we used to call it around the office, "LWT." Oh, what's an office? Well, the rea… https://t.co/9wpA4hv59D
5/10
2020
Here's our piece from last night on America's coronavirus testing problems...https://t.co/lnBj4XZ0K7
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5/5
2020
We’ve decided to take the show in a new direction. https://t.co/raqESTq8kgHere’s our story from last night on how the US is handling coronavirus testing. https://t.co/wdIwP32ZePWhen you face west, do you feel the soft salty breeze of the Pacific Ocean in your hair? Do you hear the waves? Gen… https://t.co/qVTgXYHuUGWhen you look to the east, what do you see? Is it the Atlantic Ocean? Its tide slowly dancing toward the midnight h… https://t.co/G3Efb56GUR
5/4
2020
Tonight we premiere at 23:15. That’s right, we’re using the 24-hour clock. Switched it up for fun!!!!!!! We miss talking to people.
5/3
2020
Just a friendly reminder: his neighbor’s ass isn’t the first weird thing Alex Jones has suggested consuming. https://t.co/wTadHR1gQj
5/2
2020
There’s no show tonight! So get in* bed** early***!! *stare at **the ceiling ***till sunrise!!
4/26
2020
Just a friendly reminder from our March 1st episode. https://t.co/qY4RfMQu8X
4/24
2020
Here's our piece from last night on coronavirus misinformation, and where a lot of it is coming from...https://t.co/XXNa3Jx3du
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4/21
2020
Here’s our piece from last night on coronavirus and the spread of misinformation: https://t.co/t2BIazxfnzWest coast! Usually, we wouldn’t want to pressure you into staying up late to watch our show. Because sleep is impo… https://t.co/5sHrwyU5MnEast coast! We know it’s hard to adhere to a schedule these days, but the show starts now!!!
4/20
2020
This is all to say: a lot can happen in two weeks, so tune in tonight at 11pm! We don’t want to say “goodbye” we ju… https://t.co/UFYb2GfcTMSo, with no other options, you decide to pioneer the art of online divorce. And you find yourself again. You’re a d… https://t.co/DHXSvWkUaaYou try to make it work but, in the end, the Tamagotchis tear you apart.You ask your spouse for some alone time. They say “Does the Tamagotchi need a nap?” You say “What about what I need… https://t.co/K1a4TVCRCsBut time passes. And the Tamagotchis start taking up all your attention. They need to be fed and cleaned up after,… https://t.co/4thh4CK0dOIt starts off as a joke, but then, you realize, you really want to be parents. And it makes you feel…hopeful. Somet… https://t.co/gpPGWmkR9YYes! You could fall in love with that person, and even get married online! Sure, it might be a little fast for the… https://t.co/v35BiLv5eGTonight is our last show until May 3rd! A lot could happen between now and May 3rd. We’re on quarantine time, so in… https://t.co/czPGeRXzLBWe hate that this piece is still relevant: https://t.co/fHBrfcXoyT
4/19
2020
We got too many great pieces of rat erotica to put them all on the show, so here are two more! Their technique will… https://t.co/uQoMwDIVcIHere's our piece from last night on how Coronavirus is affecting workers...https://t.co/NWsGI2qjKK
Retweeted by Last Week TonightAs we all scrutinize the President’s Council to Re-Open America, now might be a good time to revisit our 2017 profi… https://t.co/JoIWmm2qKb
4/14
2020
We believe we have something you’re looking for, world! It’s called hope! https://t.co/Tn4BQDWAO2Here’s our story from last night on how coronavirus is impacting the US workforce: https://t.co/eZikRkTdL6Alaska! Wow. We want to tell you the show starts now, but you’re probably still enjoying the sunset. Whenever you’r… https://t.co/ov7T182U3OEast coast: our show starts in ten minutes! We know we had a little punctual streak for a few weeks, but that’s over now.
4/13
2020
Now is a good time to finally learn a new language! Go on! Give it a try! But please give up by 11:10pm. We don’t w… https://t.co/5i5zgbrlSo
4/12
2020
Here's our piece from last night on OAN...https://t.co/Xsa8yYev8B
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4/7
2020
Here’s our story from last night about OAN: https://t.co/hVx5etdZEeHawaii: our show starts now! We know you usually have something better to do, being in Hawaii and all, but we thoug… https://t.co/f2xmN9Y55aEast coast: the show starts now! Can you believe it? On time, yet again.Since Peter Navarro, Trump’s “trade guy”, is making news for knowing nothing about medicine, let’s revisit our piec… https://t.co/DLYmNRrgkfIn light of the Amazon warehouse strikes that took place across the country this week, we thought it might be a goo… https://t.co/uz755XuvnX
4/6
2020
Bake your sourdough starter tonight! It doesn’t matter what stage of development the yeast has reached! Just throw… https://t.co/GITZ2Po3Iv
4/5
2020
ICYMI - here's our first "at home" show from Sunday about...well, you know...https://t.co/XJXL1V1P8x
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3/31
2020
If you or someone you know is the owner of this illustrious work of art, please email john@johnoliverwantsyourrater… https://t.co/Xmee6841RhHere's our update from last night about the coronavirus: https://t.co/0VfsMVFiu7If you're on Mountain Daylight Time, the show starts now! We could say the same for people on PDT, but we won't, be… https://t.co/mq13Rfa5aOEast coast! The show's about to sta— no, you know what? No. If you’re on Central Daylight Time, the show's about to… https://t.co/WS34fAGt7I
3/30
2020
We have a new show tonight! It will be strange, like last time. And to make things even stranger, we will be airing… https://t.co/WQUaDw6gacCORRECTION: In our show on October 16, 2016, we raised the possibility that Joe Exotic might be "the perfect candid… https://t.co/KPjCzlc9jS
3/29
2020
There’s no new show tonight, so we’re repeating last week’s episode, which is still... y’know... pretty relevant. W… https://t.co/QOGFydfyXq
3/23
2020
Here's our update on the Coronavirus pandemic from last night. Please stay safe, and wash your hands. We'll see you… https://t.co/uvlDGwnZXO
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3/17
2020
Thank you for watching our weird episode! If you’d like to look up your local food bank and donate money during the… https://t.co/wy9e1AF5HsHere’s our story from last night about the ongoing coronavirus pandemic: https://t.co/ytFuHUvwkxWest coast, thanks for waiting an extra 22 minutes! Plus those pesky 3 hours. Our not-totally-normal episode starts now!
3/16
2020

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