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Laura Lannes @LauraLannes New York City

Eu gosto de desenhar

1,084 Following   2,440 Followers   9,465 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/17/09


https://t.co/xGuAVpviOyBACURAU! BACURAU! https://t.co/nw0Drg2f6o @shutupsmalls The third one there... really hot stuffThis one is also up there https://t.co/c505Pq2FewEverybody's talking about the looting in downtown Chicago, nobody's talking about the 15 year old the cops killed t… https://t.co/mTkLk5FPj7
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Retweeted by Laura Lannesthinking about the absolutely seismic effect this one pic had on online communication https://t.co/7YIRdfLYXv
Retweeted by Laura LannesTony Soprano is on the Epstein flight logs @Lanei_Kasir Love it!tbt https://t.co/OZa8GRbJTA
Retweeted by Laura Lannessorry to everyone for anything bad i've ever said. i don't think it was bad and i stand by what i said
Retweeted by Laura LannesThis one only applies to people in long-term relationships. If you have mostly done the casual thing, the thought p… https://t.co/Soq8U6qujwRemember being in a relationship for a while and going out with a new couple. Remember that. And they’re all happy… https://t.co/g922ijpe2v @venusiadavis You can be lazy!
8/10
2020
@Fixtha_Fernback Text me! @Fixtha_Fernback If you come to Crown Heights say hi! @scumbelievable Only unsullied character in the showthis paragraph from @bransonreese's Dick Tracy letterboxd review may be one of the best pieces of film crit i've se… https://t.co/IbIcriKX2O
Retweeted by Laura Lannes @scumbelievable Ohh so it was about Gigi and Ralphie. Got it. At the expense of Bobby, really (old man Bacala was due anyway). Poor Bobby @scumbelievable Such a stressful scene. I’m not clear on why Tony sent himThey can never call me a careerist. I have been turning down offers to be published for years now. They should go w… https://t.co/glm5IvrQGzI’m heterosexual because I am not attracted to people like me (cartoonist) @nervanaofficial You are a little cat now!This is what I think is funny at 1 amWhat would your Middle Ages profession be? I would be a corpse @puiupo A quantidade de tinta que eu já bebi nessa vidaA new version of this: which one is my drink https://t.co/sK5RPTPNqthttps://t.co/vLSY2DFek0
8/9
2020
@0KF0X I have no idea who started it or who it’s about but always jolly to be part of cum talkI’m always very late to twitter discourse. Why were people mad at some guy eating cum. We should all be so lucky @AnkeGladnick Wish I did! I think it’s hard to meet like-minded people in general.It is amusing https://t.co/YP207GOKlW @aehSaehSaehS Too many @aehSaehSaehS Oh hey sure I love to travelhttps://t.co/jWhcBaobOEhttps://t.co/PSnQ9fOs9s
Retweeted by Laura LannesI made this one a square by mistake. I don’t want to deal with that right now https://t.co/aa0IYkN3X6I thought this story was funny https://t.co/COnQ3qMkvDIn 1919, five socialists were elected to the New York State Assembly, then expelled, became a cause célèbre, went t… https://t.co/ZiQQpshfWOhttps://t.co/bd1JBt9Ftl @maxhuffman Lookin good!!
8/8
2020
Angela is adopting a cat and the person fostering it is a Game of Thrones actor who lives in Ridgewood. This is why I had to move away @atothe_d @Totally_Big_J @scumbelievable It looks like comics lettering! @angelafanche This almost looks like it was written specifically so that it’s clearly legible on camera @scumbelievable I think it would look like this https://t.co/kCse7L6tUUSorry but in no world is this Tony Soprano's handwriting. He would evidently write in incomprehensible scribbles https://t.co/a7jOkaAKMn @puiupo Vai nada eu que vou arranjar trabalho e finalmente comprar trabalhos seus de maneira legal dentro da leihttps://t.co/QD6I4G76QYLook at this cool photo @aadevil25 took of my baby the other night https://t.co/JgypOmWm6k @puiupo Pui eu estou literalmente há anos esperando ter dinheiro pra comprar originais seus. Sou sua fã número 1 @AndrewAvocado Thank you! @HNewlevant 🥰
8/7
2020
@HNewlevant Ohh thank you for bringing this to my attention, very happy to be a throwaway line to slight Adrian Tomine!i love to be nice to girls https://t.co/ZJB0Rb8vi1
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Retweeted by Laura LannesPages I would like to sell. Thought this would be a good time to do it seeing as nobody has jobs anymore https://t.co/dqWfFDHvoXhttps://t.co/TT9k6zJcAR
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Retweeted by Laura LannesHim or Jair are the sickest men alive https://t.co/u7eik82S79
Retweeted by Laura LannesCentrists: Landlords are honest people. Landlords: https://t.co/g294bUUlBY
Retweeted by Laura Lannes @michael_deforge I liked “Weather” by Jenny Offill. It came out in February which is technically 5 years agoFragile egos, drama, fixation on loyalty and respect and who’s disrespecting whom. And they’re all “fake,” they cal… https://t.co/ckqdYhmZOLI had no idea The Sopranos would feel so close to a housewives reality show. Same hyperfocusing on small gestures.… https://t.co/oqivZ398VJGoddamn I meant August 1st. I will not fixhttps://t.co/GSrn1AxAzK @atothe_d @vinnieneu Wow, I hadn't even spotted it. Some real detective work there @vinnieneu @atothe_d I had never heard of this and couldn't find "krish mosó" on google! I wonder how they arrived at this spelling @waiting4codot Ohh thank you! That's very interesting @vinnieneu And what is thatIs anyone able to tell me what this is https://t.co/5nNUafq6j7 @colleentie Thought of you today when on Sopranos they said both "mountain" and "Mario"
8/6
2020
@faggy_dyke Ash, I am so so sorry for your loss. My deepest condolences.hi everyone. my sister died a few nights ago. we don't know yet if it was covid but it likely was. i'm in shock and… https://t.co/3qFpPE2GHE
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Retweeted by Laura Lannes @jukeboxcomix This country hates women so much...The deli closest to my apartment does not sell M&M's which is such fucking misogynyhave you ever seen an image that described a whole country https://t.co/MFxa2B2oT7
Retweeted by Laura LannesThe United States is still the only country to commit a war crime of this magnitude, and people in the US are still… https://t.co/9l1ZTOfzzV
Retweeted by Laura LannesCheck out this photo of my dog next to a tree that got downed in the storm https://t.co/iLbCUNfDOz
8/5
2020
Lmfao going through my old HS reel of our school news and found Meg @theestallion in one of my segments. https://t.co/T31I2zqAc4
Retweeted by Laura Lannes @samthielman @daveweigel I LOLed https://t.co/e8BM6PB7zM
Retweeted by Laura Lannes @samthielman i read the article. this rules https://t.co/VsIcfZry46
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Retweeted by Laura LannesYears of guys trying to get me to watch this shit, and now I’m doing it in bed alone for pleasure. Could get insane… https://t.co/fcdH7NSbvhIt’s kind of insane that I am watching The Sopranos and will watch The Simpsons next and I am alone in quarantine,… https://t.co/sg73eVfKyzTOMORROW!!! Drawing whatever u want LIVE https://t.co/YOiIX23dvP https://t.co/ngm7sJQzWV
Retweeted by Laura Lannes“i’m good” • no. 27 https://t.co/m2cQ6gkGYT
Retweeted by Laura Lannes @maxhuffman Yeah man don’t let it wash over for you. That shit’s for losersI’ve made yogurt once a week since this discovery, and still every time I am delighted on opening the pot! I made t… https://t.co/ZmaTJvW0KVRight after that Vogue challenge, actual Vogue magazine reached out to black illustrators, lowballed them offensive… https://t.co/Cs1ic0rU4H @bigger_trousers This is so pleasant to look at
8/4
2020
My old neighbor is polish and her English is sometimes surprising https://t.co/SNmtKgkLgZjust for fun, the terror of cooking fruit https://t.co/c3jEugoAQ0
Retweeted by Laura Lannes @menahmenahmenah Thank you!This is kind of King Lear https://t.co/rlPf83EY39Night y’all https://t.co/Mmi1de5lYF
Retweeted by Laura LannesNot happy with where I am with my work but it could be worse. Only way out is throughhttps://t.co/PwMBEqfnzP
8/3
2020

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