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Laura Lannes @LauraLannes New York City

Eu gosto de desenhar

965 Following   2,240 Followers   6,983 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/17/09


in my bed not having sex.
Retweeted by Laura LannesWhoa! This is huge for Bernie! https://t.co/6wmHM5YXAP
1/18
2020
Going around the hospital asking all the doctors to give me a nose job https://t.co/FK8EgrovGU @scumbelievable I mean honestly, I don’t even think he’s terrible-looking or anything, but – this guy??? https://t.co/DJR6ThIkIX @scumbelievable Was about to @ you! This is my beat nowEvelyn Yang is gorgeous?? Oh my god??? Andrew Yang is such a buffoon, it never occurred to me that someone would date himwanted to share this, which was shared to me. she really said it ALL https://t.co/d7yrspwbyB
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1/17
2020
Me, with a growing sense of loss and desperation that follows me day and night: I’m gonna fucking take ceramics, I don’t care anymore @JMCAggregate Yes, I understand that. You feel very dirty about the relief. I want more than anything to be very distant from everythingWhat I’ve learned is that grief is not an experience exclusive to death. You can feel it over and during someone’s… https://t.co/oNHV3wxA5ghttps://t.co/PSAJeJfxVp
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1/16
2020
Farofa sees herself on my mom’s phone https://t.co/FAgvYhjS4z @notlaila I was thinking about Bernie, who has gained so much momentum since 2016. It was like that with Lula too.… https://t.co/mSIQpgp745Lula ran three times for the presidency in Brazil before winning on the 4th try. I’m just saying
1/15
2020
@IgnatzHaderach Done with thisGot my dog to pose with a scene that, to me, is very funny, but in reality was probably someone’s ruin https://t.co/PQgeTAjanQ @0KF0X @Fixtha_Fernback I also own these from Liberty and they are greatGood luck my friend! Hard to imagine a world where people wanna fuck Timothée Chalamet! https://t.co/5i2Ri8C5x0This is my OC https://t.co/WlU6i365q6Why do they have to be so wet? https://t.co/BO4ocBaLzE @scumbelievable The only way to solve this is for a really attractive man to date mePlease don’t ask me to reply to your messages/emails, I am so depressed, this type of thing is all I can musterPriyanka Chopra looked at the Jonas kid and was like “yeah that’s what I want.” Can you imagine @IgnatzHaderach Pretty baseless but I’ll take it!
1/14
2020
@RobCloughHighLo Yeah, why?With my parents when I was 12 https://t.co/9t7mn7csrkLots of people who write have stories of sad checks, but what I find really interesting is that there are actors li… https://t.co/cOJCvKXnsiLooking through old documents, found a check for 3 months’ worth of money from my dad’s book on election fraud: R$… https://t.co/vUCWMluNNF @IgnatzHaderach I keep thinking about getting people to pay to bring Brazilians over @IgnatzHaderach I don’t give a shit about Star Wars!!!Bong Joon-ho calling the Oscars local is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. https://t.co/IDsoTNo0Iv
Retweeted by Laura Lannes @carefulblackgrl Ok yeah he’s good. Took me a sec bc I googled Nicolas Urine by accident at first @carefulblackgrl Was this brought on by Lorenna Lannes’ beautiful figure workXia found a woman called Lorenna Lannes who is an artist, from Rio, living in NYC, who is also a communist, and she… https://t.co/DUs2WmzkFmههههههههههه ههههههههه ههههههههه ههههههه ههههههههههه ههههههههه ههههههههه ههههههه ههههههههههه ههههههههه ههههههههه ههه… https://t.co/aWoo9FeVv5
Retweeted by Laura LannesMy godmother used to take ambien and one day she woke up and found she had used her savings to buy a horse online i… https://t.co/2goBjZRgBP @scumbelievable 🖤 @0KF0X I’m spinning @sarahglidden Yes!!!! @lisamreist Might just get a haircut! @coleott https://t.co/IDGn2hFmGt
1/13
2020
@angelafanche GremmelingsWhen I get back to New York nobody’s gonna believe me. That’s 130 Fahrenheit man https://t.co/ExOT7nYseq @colleentie It didn’t occur to me to leave reviews! I like that you can log when you watch a movie, and then the “D… https://t.co/6Ktr0jkxWh @colleentie Same, I forget everything. When I read old journals I’m shocked by my own life. This is Letterboxd, whi… https://t.co/CzVsEktCXR @doctopmaru So goodAnd Reservoir Dogs was a rewatchTurns out I don’t watch a lot of movies. This is literally everything I watched in 2019. That’s 1.25 movies per mon… https://t.co/Pshj2ZITNPLast year I started logging what movies I watch and what books I read and it’s been great. I have horrible memory,… https://t.co/dt9p7WAIQXI had never seen video of him... Speechless... https://t.co/Ob4TOnB2RUIn two years I’m going to turn 30 and I feel like I want to make some big change. Just don’t know what. My fear is… https://t.co/qZciThnik2
1/12
2020
“You are paying mico” é assim que a gente sabe que o John Boyega estava sofrendo bullying de brasileiro https://t.co/iZl8PE3dJi
1/11
2020
@aehSaehSaehS They’re stupid. They don’t know anythingIf this becomes a thing I’m giving mine to the first friend who wants it. Keeping it warm for you https://t.co/wszdmdc6WzAnother thing: my dog doesn’t know my nameAnother one: when we go into an elevator, she doesn’t know what’s happening. She probably thinks I am being a littl… https://t.co/cIyEQeqUv2For some reason it really tickles me to think of stuff my dog has no concept of. For example, she was watching me p… https://t.co/SAP04jM4SEThis is a MUST LISTEN! Liniker is a trans woman from Brazil and the lead singer of the queer band of colour Liniker… https://t.co/pEuxrOePt0
Retweeted by Laura Lannes“White Fragility” very good so far https://t.co/ZpjLklEcjgSpeaking of Parasite https://t.co/BmfD08biFI https://t.co/hsZH6MwSKX @cathygjohn The house itself was not real!If so, then they probably sold off the furniture, as tends to happen after a movie is done. And if SO, then it MUST… https://t.co/6WwrN957dIin case anyone is wondering why chomsky is never allowed to appear on mainstream media: because he would utterly an… https://t.co/F01HTBozc5
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1/10
2020
@redrawnoxen :-( https://t.co/HwUkTxYSW5 @zachhazard PE should be illegal! Let the kids sit and look at the computer for an hour.Worst grade was P.E. which is frankly fucked up, how can you grade a kid on hiding in the bathroom https://t.co/HBq98W7dmwLearning English in the year 2000. Not to brag but I’m still amazing at the past tense https://t.co/T0pUxHZ1Uj @shutupdougan That must be what was going on there @JJJJJIIIIIIIMMM Incredible name... would love to be called the same as a Sex and the City restaurant @HNewlevant Wouldn’t be drawing at all right now if I hadn’t stopped for the period of a full gestationYou heard the man. https://t.co/MBZlOLxVas
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1/9
2020
@scumbelievable I’m so sorry. A tragedy. @guttergeek That is an insane name @_alluraw Lol no one called @celineorelse Stardew Valley is on iOS and was such a significant distraction for me during bad times that I though… https://t.co/zf0hTzejbv @seentwagg Get the fuck out!!!My mom found a list of names I could’ve had, some circled and some crossed out, and, god help me, I was almost Fermínia @_alluraw Felt close to it also because I used to translate comics into Portuguese. I remember the last one I did w… https://t.co/M0Q54eYhQW @HNewlevant Hopefully that will fade with time and distance! @_alluraw Really great essay! Thank you for sharing! It’s funny and true, and I relate, as another freelancer, to t… https://t.co/lyMZlLUiwl @LauraLannes one of my favorite essays is on this very topic https://t.co/tmtuRtxaLX
Retweeted by Laura LannesMe as a book editor: my god, there is nothing good out there. Let’s shut this down. Let’s go home and spend time wi… https://t.co/dYoEwoHGgRMaybe I think of this because, of course, I reached a point of exhaustion with drawing, it didn’t feel mine anymore… https://t.co/O9Iy5uOmLvI wonder if people who work as editors, translators, proofreaders etc, people who read for a living, ever come to h… https://t.co/Z2QrYu2PFSSuch a powerful performance by Phoebe Waller Bridge and Andrew Scott https://t.co/GEXtDQiTZr
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1/8
2020
@scumbelievable Very heard sameMy little Death Note demon dog https://t.co/9tWLCDYNjT @andypressman Thank you so much! @colleentie She’s already a cartoon https://t.co/8iqgppVV6Mhttps://t.co/IjrCjIYPHY @spideretc @skogsfrus Wow thank you!!!https://t.co/2Eppdgl5aL @glantern43 Thank you for donating!My dog, for @glantern43, who gave me dealer’s choice https://t.co/iYKsGqj1eWParrot for @skogsfrus https://t.co/TAAngeY3wA @baby_misery Yes, I have a type and it’s horrible :-( @jmichaeleugenio Thank you! I will probably get a NYC friend to do it so I can just go pick it up @jim_dandeneau @thisisworse @aehSaehSaehS https://t.co/0hs1vnJoGL
1/7
2020
@baby_misery Is this about his work or how he looks. Because I (blessed) haven’t dated a cartoonist in ten years
1/6
2020

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