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Program Manager of #Kubernetes Special Interest Group (SIG) + Release Team | PM at a travel company | Marie Kondo of JIRA | law degree-haver | SRE enthusiast

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Joined Twitter 2/9/09


This is bad. ICE just told students here on student visas that if their school is going online-only this fall, the… https://t.co/bL9IKL0z8c
Retweeted by Lauri Apple 🍎🖥🇪🇺 @AlexB138 Bikes from @canyon_bikes -- made in Germany. Mine is the black one and my fellow's is the pricier blue on… https://t.co/5sveGZq9R6Biking through wine country. Lots of paths everywhere, and one sees many elderly people riding around. Saw a castle… https://t.co/6ymIv24R3o
7/6
2020
@jrrickard Oh no! Heal up soon...
7/5
2020
@dims @jbeda @RichSalz +1! Rich, thank you for taking a principled stand. You would find many people of like mind in K8s.Happy #AllCountriesMatter Day from Rhineland-Palatinate. Lots of solar panels on the houses here, and bicyclists an… https://t.co/FqXzWD1na8 @stephenaugustus I miss(ed) you all! Was spending the night in here https://t.co/Vjx3m6StH1Remember, you get the community you stand for. I respect @RichSalz's decision to leave a project that actively doe… https://t.co/vgk3D0Q4Uw
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7/4
2020
@celeste_horgan The cows and pigs don't think he is friendly, either @zakgreant After 5.5 years over here I've come to learn that any US recipe requires 1/5 to 1/6 the sugarWow https://t.co/cgooIaSqBc @maria_fibonacci @stephenaugustus Hanging with Rudi on rails (Rudi is a baby, son of my travel companions) https://t.co/Lj8vUhO0o7 @maria_fibonacci @francesc @Carlapvera @90DayFiance I studied Spanish for years in the 1990s and we never learned "… https://t.co/Pp1ZFvt32Z+1. Also to take care of yourself--there is no virtue in burning out. It's also important not to export this attitu… https://t.co/o3XWvgGWSE @Noah_Abrahams @jaicesd @nishakmr Apparently Uruguay and Paraguay are doing well in this pandemic, while one is pol… https://t.co/mbfu3jVkju
7/3
2020
@jesslynnrose @brntbeer @editingemily Ah, you told me about this at FOSDEM, Jess—need to share with some folks. For… https://t.co/1fulcBTumQ @bdimcheff @markyjackson5 Jealous of yr Jenkins fashion @bsideup Thank you Sergei--I do know some folks there. :) @claushoefele @fuzzyKB +1, we have a good K8s scene here and the more the merrier @monkchips @breakawaybilly @kubermatic_os Thanks everyone—Bill and I are chatting tomorrow :) @HALOWorldwide @monkchips Thank you, Sally! When teams come to this realization it's a great day. :) @BartEnkelaar @JimWaal Thank you, Bart :) @thaJeztah Thank you, Sebastiaan -- I've not worked as a product manager (been doing program mgmt + filling in as a… https://t.co/9dDDR5GiGEHi everyone, still wondering if anyone's hiring program managers (or product owners) who can work from Berlin:… https://t.co/PCMMi42Yav @celeste_horgan @stephenaugustus @tophee I'm gonna have coffee soon, out of one of these Italian things... I am an… https://t.co/UHfllc8PNzA lot of fighting about pancakes on Berlin Twitter rn 🥞 https://t.co/E1Se56CBoO @soledadobrien https://t.co/833qO9APIv
7/2
2020
I am 100% here for the collapse of the professional persona and hope we never go back. https://t.co/NSPAd4bhDu
Retweeted by Lauri Apple 🍎🖥🇪🇺A wonderful writeup of @HashiConf from @richburroughs. I agree that waking up early (Pacific time) was a bit wild,… https://t.co/VoLqO6O5wP
Retweeted by Lauri Apple 🍎🖥🇪🇺Today we are launching Cloud Native Community Groups – an easy way to host community meetups and cloud native event… https://t.co/DXp87clhd5
Retweeted by Lauri Apple 🍎🖥🇪🇺 @Soham_tweet Cool, I plan to get this started 3rd week of July :) @garylosh Hey, nice to see your name pop up! I hope you've been well these last few years... @AgileChrisYYC Often it makes sense to have user docs and dev docs in a repo to address the different use cases @AgileChrisYYC I have seen it done fairly well -- usually an indicator is "how much friction does a new member of t… https://t.co/rxzmlghVNT @AgileChrisYYC Certainly, but often docs help reinforce the "why" behind decisions to provide context, no? @AgileChrisYYC Write those docs! :)If you're looking for ways to contribute to Kubernetes, check out these items marked "good first issue": https://t.co/DXDVLW0EjP
7/1
2020
@jaicesd Outlook? I had the Illuminati pegged as Hotmail users @thaJeztah Yay! Yes, busy times indeed ... hence my delayGreat new doc: "What It's Like to Be ADHD and Black" https://t.co/AAIRb0VvsFI will get this started third week of July @catallman Marie Curie! @leepatrick0 @prex4 Sorry, I had deleted it by accident! https://t.co/1l4GZguHmA @bdimcheff @stephenaugustus @danpopnyc @IanColdwater I was looking for references to double guitars and found this.… https://t.co/Shwhi07t32What's wrong with the US, in one tweet https://t.co/NejYbDcK5vA Berlin museum has become a purgatory for some of the city’s statues. There they are neither revered nor destroyed… https://t.co/4WlUS7maB3
Retweeted by Lauri Apple 🍎🖥🇪🇺 @LenaLovesStuff @MissAmyTobey Would these same orgs also profess to be agile? Because unit tests are some basic Def… https://t.co/lJEo6yKlSy @markyjackson5 I had to move my stuff the other day before having a shower. Felt really grimy, and it was about 85F. @maria_fibonacci My company is now using GraphQL, it is pretty neat. This was the tutorial the tech leads who had u… https://t.co/geun3PTi4dMilton Glaser's 10 rules for designers #RIP #miltonglaser https://t.co/dDL4wmcCAt https://t.co/U6vDbmfU6x
Retweeted by Lauri Apple 🍎🖥🇪🇺 @archer_rs Always nice to be reminded that my country (🇺🇸) doesn't have the monopoly on "inconceivably idiotic." I'… https://t.co/ke5vWjgnVX @semioticrobotic @josgroen Nice new picture! @detiber Thank you Jason -- you make the world better @jrrickard @bdimcheff @kerrizor They might Express their rage differently but most of them will have face tattoos @mikegcoleman I'm sure the Coronavirus will respect his opinions about it. @jrrickard @bdimcheff @kerrizor If the nu flu comes from pigs, the pigs need to be violent and murdery. Then we're all set. @bengold Maybe this is something I should do. I have no TV, no Netflix or other subscriptions, no gadgets besides a… https://t.co/6cwlASMgML @gigatexal @editingemily Wilkommen!
6/30
2020
"Defund the cops." "Juneteenth is an official holiday." "Ok but the cops?" "We changed a syrup bottle!" "The cops?"… https://t.co/i8FPcPa7bv
Retweeted by Lauri Apple 🍎🖥🇪🇺More details about the upcoming Joint Meeting – 15th Conference on Naturalistic Decision Making and 9th Symposium o… https://t.co/oBzl0bYhUh
Retweeted by Lauri Apple 🍎🖥🇪🇺Don’t let the #BlackLivesMatter  protests disappear from our TLs. This is Minneapolis right now. These protests ha… https://t.co/uTcDbAWOnu
Retweeted by Lauri Apple 🍎🖥🇪🇺 @Troy0820 @stephenaugustus @ehashdn @bryanl @kelseyhightower SO MANY ONIONS BEING CUT AROUND HERE!! @mattklein123 @moderat10n @litacho @copyconstruct @mccv @zuercher https://t.co/X9EH3WVo9K
Retweeted by Lauri Apple 🍎🖥🇪🇺 @bdimcheff @crewjam oh now it all makes sense! @bdimcheff @crewjam What is this "booger hook"? Want to translate it into German @ralphbod @newrelic Here is an SRE job at @giantswarm: https://t.co/ETjrZFW2Bk @tlockney @lisaphillips Wishing you and your mom strength and better news/health. People are being careless, it's enraging.Berlin isn't adhering to social distancing or mask use 100%, but on the trains this weekend I did not see anyone wi… https://t.co/2M7OPwPhenLet’s talk about High Agency: an attitude I’ve seen in every successful product manager & leader I’ve known. Some… https://t.co/CaEensH2bX
Retweeted by Lauri Apple 🍎🖥🇪🇺 @monkchips My partner and I moved my stuff into storage, ate vegan pizza and noodles and planned our bike trip acro… https://t.co/C1JmgPU9hX @jimmysjolund Yes, with cheesy villains and everything
6/29
2020
@rschoening @mattstratton +1 that ridicule isn't the answer—the whole "two wrongs..." cliche, etc. As for causes: n… https://t.co/emC8cCW29x @rschoening @mattstratton I think "lacking in empathy" = going around not wearing a mask, coughing and breathing on… https://t.co/wW8ktaSJSy @jrrickard @stephenaugustus @dbentley @aronchick @JimmAngel @bridgetkromhout Happy birthday, Dan!The police keep on giving us more and more reasons why they need to be defunded and/or disbanded. This is absolutel… https://t.co/bxDmzc9tdE
Retweeted by Lauri Apple 🍎🖥🇪🇺 @WeVsMe @mekkaokereke My friend from M'bach had this experience too. She'd do the silent treatment when he did something "wrong." Not cool. @Lauri_Apple imo every serious SRE team needs pgm capabilities, but few realize it
Retweeted by Lauri Apple 🍎🖥🇪🇺 @MissAmyTobey Agree 💯 @MissAmyTobey Ah, that's the kind of work I do but I am s program manager. Now I am thinking, "could I rebrand myse… https://t.co/LvDDT2G9U1I 100% believe in non-coding SREs. There is a metric ton of glue work that SREs need to do to make the whole thing… https://t.co/STxa93vlGO
Retweeted by Lauri Apple 🍎🖥🇪🇺If you think of current politics as a sad self-humiliating reality show then this makes total sense https://t.co/Fx5sEdpqV5
6/28
2020
Another great doc from @DeutscheWelle. This one examines what's happening in China since its first big Covid outbre… https://t.co/yJi5q8xWjc @celeste_horgan Potato bread ... also simit, the Turkish bagels with sesame seeds. Those are my favorite bready things around. With ajvar... @jeefy @stephenaugustus @jrrickard @ParisInBmore @maria_fibonacci https://t.co/gGYnw0pFVf @celeste_horgan I came back for the second time last June after 1.5 years in Dublin and something really clicked. T… https://t.co/gSKxNIWT3K @jrrickard @stephenaugustus @ParisInBmore @maria_fibonacci This guy achieves 2/4 of those things — maybe he writes… https://t.co/GpcSOK92iz @mekkaokereke Since moving to Berlin years ago I've felt no pressure to engage in this BS at work. During my first… https://t.co/AyPlolOY2t @jrrickard Nice. I've made some baked goods from this blog: https://t.co/sbFbnDt9g6. Trick is to use ~1/6 to 1/4 th… https://t.co/C8AUXxWclR @editingemily Yeah, vegan cakes are everywhere here! I made this cake once (https://t.co/d6NVZMkH9N) and consistenc… https://t.co/3eSy3mOedl @jrrickard Do you have any vegan joints near you? I swear vegan cakes are better than non-vegan ones. It's amazing… https://t.co/putSsXW7jgThis goes out to all the #KarensGoneWild https://t.co/1l4GZguHmAGreat article on using data to make retros more meaningful and focused. https://t.co/2t7VEI1a7h @celeste_horgan I fear it will have butter in it but will try! My favorite place around there is a Yemeni restauran… https://t.co/LS4UtZbKeR @thekaranmenon Well done! 👏if you don’t want to read a 5k word explanation of qualified immunity, this is the next best thing! https://t.co/aQkEjnftay
Retweeted by Lauri Apple 🍎🖥🇪🇺 @markyjackson5 @Noah_Abrahams Only did about 4.5 due to partying down with the KubeFriends (KEPs! Comms! Plans!) th… https://t.co/Hu768YkANl @celeste_horgan Ah I will! Really love the area so much--hope I can find a house there again and actually stay in itBeing vegan is OK. This cake is from Zuckerbaby in Rixdorf, Berlin. It has berries on it so I'm calling it fruit. https://t.co/d1zCC6sh1iI’ve asked this in interviews at my law firm for 30 years: What legal action do you take at home? Many answer they… https://t.co/W0Om1udb8b
Retweeted by Lauri Apple 🍎🖥🇪🇺Parents on Twitter: I HATE MY KIDS THEY ARE A GODDAMN BLESSING FUCK YOU I’M MISERABLE WOULDN’T TRADE IT FOR THE WORLD
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6/27
2020

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