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#Agile program manager | Open Sourceress | #OpenOrgs Ambassador | Awesome #leadership/#mgmt listmaker | Socratic Methodist | introvert-whisperer

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@x0rg @FokusMan I did this in Germany :) ... no Italians were harmed in the making of this dish, including psychologically!
11/15
2019
@x0rg @FokusMan That works for me too. BTW @x0rg, I made vegan cacio e pepe this week...I didn't put pineapple in it, though! @tomwillfixit @vessytash @ColourmeCk @AphraK @ChloeCondon @BettyJunod @Shellz_art @TaniaDiscovered @SheekaPatakhttps://t.co/KRKpEdOWUu
11/14
2019
Went #vegan two weeks ago and came to #Rome. Eating is no problem! The restaurant @opsveg is an amazing place, with… https://t.co/O5bYYwh8xF“Our weekly all-hands probably cost us $60-80k in opportunity costs. We sit and talk about wins. Yet we can’t appro… https://t.co/weSSvcMUGu
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11/10
2019
The more I talk to people about their work, the more I’m sure 80% of workplace politics could be eliminated by well… https://t.co/UMwdZwF5mM
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11/8
2019
@mmillions Currently heading up an a11y initiative and been looking at Deque. There is also an accessibility summit… https://t.co/QvogCaVaef
11/7
2019
@sszuecs @x0rg I'd love to see both of you -- it's been a while.
11/2
2019
A guy DMed me 2 weeks ago saying how demeaning his boss was. He asked me what he should do. I suggested he quit. H… https://t.co/5T4s6dQgjl
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11/1
2019
Plain crazy GitHub is blocked in Spain as the government attempts to silence Catalan protestors https://t.co/nJVOYEnQPc
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10/31
2019
Next time you want to explain to your customer why your delivery date keeps slipping, say "Software development is… https://t.co/cvEIXu0sL3
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10/29
2019
@annehelen Vacation day policies in the EU @QuinnyPig A cold mess 🥶
10/28
2019
@searls I'm an extrovert so I love offices and was happy to return to them -- working at home makes me feel too alone
10/26
2019
@vmbrasseur @CERN Glad you got to go there. Now I want to! @jesslynnrose Uh, who wouldn't hire you? You're great!
10/24
2019
That soul-sucking feeling when you attend a planning meeting where everyone is staring at a big screen while one pe… https://t.co/LEu8Upbyo2
Retweeted by Lauri Apple🍎🖥🇪🇺Hey #ApacheCon and #GOTOber people in #Berlin: if I know you, then let's meet up.Hi Twitter friends! After 4+ years I will be leaving @AbletonDev soon. I will be taking a long, deep breath, but in… https://t.co/JLVeNkhGea
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10/23
2019
I recently saw a talk that started with "the three pillars of observability: logs, metrics, and traces". Speaking… https://t.co/S98cLl0VSY
Retweeted by Lauri Apple🍎🖥🇪🇺 @Pondidum Sure though I like the idea of sounding like riot police as I ask where the office supplies cabinet isThis is why women should speak into a bullhorn at work https://t.co/2kVIBKU7pK @mikiobraun I prefer dopamine fasting at scale (troll)And about 2-5 years later he’ll return as a changed man bragging about his personal transformation and enlightenmen… https://t.co/bbPp2iK2Q5
Retweeted by Lauri Apple🍎🖥🇪🇺Whoah, this Boiler Room set by Louisahhh is great: https://t.co/qbBPZ3L8Qp #berlin #techno @QualityIsKing @diegofmolina Thanks, Peter! @garrickcheung @janl @melaniersumner Thanks! @dequesystems @wilcofiers Thank you! I've shared your info with my colleagues for evaluation. @cowglow @a11yclub Thank you! @marcysutton @mikeattara Thank you! I've shared your info with my colleagues for evaluation. @a11yclub @jkphl Thank you! I believe some of my colleagues have already signed up. @Capitano_Hook @mindscreen @a11yclub Thank you! I've shared your info with my colleagues for evaluation.
10/22
2019
"If you don't like where you are, change it. You're not a tree." // Jim Rohn
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10/19
2019
i wrote a piece listing all the top reasons why I don't hire people. with bonus pics of the ice cream i have eaten… https://t.co/EvzxMrMxI1
Retweeted by Lauri Apple🍎🖥🇪🇺 @mimismash @wongmjane @caraesten "pushy" is also a favoriteListening to https://t.co/rVCWhOsmMZ ... Ti-Fred really is good #techno @lucalanca Maybe you want to collaborate with the person who runs this? https://t.co/kRILKFCdfZ @dequesystems Actually found your link earlier today and shared it with my team -- I see some discussion underway.… https://t.co/No7xaXW9Rs @janl Might you know someone?Do I know anybody who trains teams on #accessibilityengineering? Some colleagues want to learn more about building… https://t.co/QoGAZavci1
10/18
2019
Back in 2006, Instagram & Twitter didn't exist, your company didn't have a "D&I Officer" and no tech company was ta… https://t.co/Yv36tKPzRB
Retweeted by Lauri Apple🍎🖥🇪🇺If you put yourself out there as a lightning rod you’re gonna get hit by lightning. I’m here to tell you it’s not so bad. ⚡️
Retweeted by Lauri Apple🍎🖥🇪🇺 @mfeathers Totally agree. But it's my understanding that TXL closes when BER opens. :( The upshot would be if they… https://t.co/EYiNFuKVPpHey #testcon peeps 👋 if you liked my talk on testing performance using #WebDriver, I just updated my slide deck and… https://t.co/DrpKavpAc6
Retweeted by Lauri Apple🍎🖥🇪🇺 @fiernot @snoaderDS They actually do have English-speaking lawyers on staff...I went to the Templehof office the ot… https://t.co/ukdcpBVddc @seldo @anildash @joshtpm I must say the WeWork umbrella I got from the Stralauer Allee location in Berlin is next-… https://t.co/I9QcnTYdKY @maviepie Ireland is a tough and isolating place to be in such a relationship, in my experience. Maybe you can leav… https://t.co/ivKxUM6oKa
10/16
2019
@sszuecs @duergner @try_except_ @whiskeysierra84 Hey, the Maintanerati conf exists and actually happened in Berlin… https://t.co/rGj3fhxWRy
10/15
2019
@ParisInBmore @jesslynnrose 👸 @fmueller_bln @mfeathers @swkBerlin I wanted to go and say hi but the waitlist never converted. Hi all!In related/reminder: Ukraine, not "The Ukraine" https://t.co/bUyp8dY68Y @garethgreenaway @jonobacon Not "Eye of the Tiger?"TIL about dopamine fasting (thanks, @Lauri_Apple) and Peak Berlin has nothing on that in comparison... https://t.co/eIZUraHgrZ
Retweeted by Lauri Apple🍎🖥🇪🇺If we allow corporations like @awscloud to let customers drive a blurring of distinctions between true open source… https://t.co/0lKUacuLDp
Retweeted by Lauri Apple🍎🖥🇪🇺 @maviepie @RossRosenberg1 Good idea. And Ireland has a very active community around narcissistic abuse and coercive… https://t.co/2oIQ4c6RMZ @narcabuserehab @girlygirlsguide I think many people deny facts about narcissists' behaviours because they need to… https://t.co/mYevo9LRXGSadly this isn't satire. Meanwhile it seems I haven't done my duty of having a baby once every nine months so I cou… https://t.co/bbvTcFkKPS
10/14
2019
Pay attention to actions and behaviors. Talk remains cheap. https://t.co/dVLHGRqWLQEmpathy is a Technical Skill, @andreagoulet Over the past decade, I’ve been amazed at how an empathy-focused appro… https://t.co/ELx0OSc0Uf
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10/13
2019
The best decision I've ever made is to BE MYSELF. It's been said by society to the point of cliche status, but it… https://t.co/ezNWKpZoqK
Retweeted by Lauri Apple🍎🖥🇪🇺 @oporkka Not entirely sure but I found it very hard to have any kind of normal life there.Had my first dinner party in a long time last night--ex-colleagues & managers joining current ones. Full house of a… https://t.co/cuevnwVn3u @snoaderDS yes exactly...thank you for the note :)
10/12
2019
@snoaderDS Hi Daniel! My colleagues were mentioning this today. I wonder if it is the tenants association? There is… https://t.co/pHvBLst6DRAnyone in #Berlin work with the tenants rights association and their legal dept? Or know a good tenants rights lawyer? @genehack Yeah! This is why I run storytelling workshops as part of every job I have. Road mapping, public speaking… https://t.co/6kQNHoaKSs @grepory Thank you for your bravery. I don't know you but am glad you are still here.
10/11
2019
Analysis on how the fine print and openness in open source governance can vary from project to project. Great frame… https://t.co/csLwLVtPKP
Retweeted by Lauri Apple🍎🖥🇪🇺Attending tonight's Hands-on Agile #Berlin Chapter Meetup on #liberatingstructures. Finally got to meet @StefanW af… https://t.co/KmjjHQEfTf @WoodyZuill @GOTOber @DajanaGuenther Ah, I see @agilesensei, @randyshoup and @AnjanaVakil are also coming (hi every… https://t.co/NgAsqFm0D1 @WoodyZuill @GOTOber @DajanaGuenther Ah, I can't DM you yet :) @WoodyZuill @GOTOber Ah wonderful, maybe organizer @DajanaGuenther can also join. Will DM you my WhatsApp # @tomwillfixit @GianArb Still wish you would come to Berlin ... @WoodyZuill Hi, I would love to meet you for a coffee or dinner. Can try to bring others ... @tomwillfixit @GianArb Where would you go next-- to the suburbs then?
10/10
2019
@mkennedy Some people don't like boundaries...good for you for sticking to yours.For those that read my coaching articles on 1) the power of the written narrative; and 2) the importance of critica… https://t.co/ZNDNK3klTx
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10/9
2019
An example of agility Running an experiment to try alternatives to fixed length “sprints” and story points
Retweeted by Lauri Apple🍎🖥🇪🇺 @csuwildcat @AnaCidre_ @kyleshevlin It's hard to believe they can't find other jobs for these undoubtedly highly sk… https://t.co/YA4L9Oq58M
10/7
2019
@narcabuserehab @BlackDerecho Thank you for being here and validating us. @narcabuserehab @BlackDerecho The Weaponization of Trust sounds like a title for an article or book. So much a fact… https://t.co/EEl322E5xa @ScapegoatHelp "lighten up" @QuinnyPig Scrum Lords let cockroaches infest JIRA and cover up broken windows with old PostIts"How Cognitive Bias Leads People to Believe That They Are Far Superior to Others Than They Actually Are"… https://t.co/5nEpOQzVzB
Retweeted by Lauri Apple🍎🖥🇪🇺 @mimosa_mermaid https://t.co/NqQ6LQDvZ1Velocity should be renamed “future tech debt” I wonder then if we’d be so quick to drive it higher each sprint.
Retweeted by Lauri Apple🍎🖥🇪🇺 @JulyAte Hey, I moved back to Berlin -- would be nice to see you. :)
10/6
2019
@QuinnyPig 🎃Turns out I’ve been a hypocrite; I encourage ppl to have an open mindset & I was closed on #noestimates. Maths told… https://t.co/b79P28AcD9
Retweeted by Lauri Apple🍎🖥🇪🇺 @laurieontech I danced around the house a while
10/5
2019
@lizthegrey @venikunche Nope, but it was a conf where I felt included/point #2 @iMichaelBCain @lcooney @mattstratton All of these but especially the last two 👏👏 ... so draining @venikunche #SREcon does a great job with D&IAnybody remember the "Judgment Night" soundtrack? I forgot that Cypress Hill did this duet with Sonic Youth:… https://t.co/DpPFXgxnhm @geoffcwatts Michelle Obama
10/4
2019
Here are the slides for the talk "Are we all on the same page? Let's fix that" @SREcon https://t.co/ZN1OpCRYYxhttps://t.co/y6EwW4SxlI
Retweeted by Lauri Apple🍎🖥🇪🇺TIL my friend makes #techno music and it is really quite good https://t.co/1w0zl80NqH
Retweeted by Lauri Apple🍎🖥🇪🇺Story slicing isn't "breaking down work". It's not even "slicing work", or narrowing/thinning/splitting or whatever… https://t.co/O0G4wDkJp0
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10/3
2019
Scene from a party -- speaker on a wine bottle https://t.co/aS02AMCRBASometimes I feel like I'm missing out on life and seek out people who I think *must* be happy and fulfilled and am… https://t.co/aLXjufviac
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10/2
2019

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