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***~Laura~*** @lauz006 Kent, England

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Joined Twitter 12/6/11


@IanMullen3 I was with ex for 2yrs and we were never fb friends,just shared stuff on insta. It shouldn't be a big dโ€ฆ https://t.co/mOlN1ewXnJ @SingleSmall My mum ALWAYS does this to me,sat waiting for her response for about 5mins,whatsapp saying shes typingโ€ฆ https://t.co/0g5rtYOcRK @isleofwight2010 @annalowe78 It's all about the escape plan ๐Ÿ‘ although you'd probably be able to make a rather snazโ€ฆ https://t.co/6u8S0KP6kf @fatgalguidedate JFC https://t.co/SN4rqkw8YH @isleofwight2010 @annalowe78 God you're making me sound like your mother ๐Ÿ˜† I was only teasing,as you were so exciteโ€ฆ https://t.co/Mna1X0HLTS
1/29
2020
@Paulducati13 Hope you're ok bud. Here if you need a chat,or a hug ๐Ÿ™‚ @JohnCal24987690 I seem to attract men that purely think with their dick ๐Ÿ˜‘ the last 3 at least @singlemandates Have one on me dude,I've just poured myself a triple gin ๐ŸฅƒOne of those days ๐Ÿ˜‘ https://t.co/tea4sqBKw4 @InTheseHeels Looks great! ๐Ÿ˜‹ @singlemandates Best to get these things done for peace of mind, goodluck x @njt1986 Mate you need some snacks for the film ๐Ÿ˜† enjoy though, it's good ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š @njt1986 This hurts my eyes abit ๐Ÿ™ˆ @mariarosevogler Looks like a 36 ๐Ÿ™‚
1/28
2020
@isleofwight2010 @annalowe78 I sometimes do the euros,so if I win, I'll treat you to one haha or at least a test ride @isleofwight2010 @annalowe78 I'm putting my foot down lol you're supposed to be investing in property not more bikes, Andrew ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰ @therealsarc @aDatingDad I came here to say exactly the same,Kev ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ™ˆ @popsicle_____ @fabulucy I usually hit up M&S they day after and treat myself to several bunches of marked down Valentines flowers ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒนโš˜ @BowmanJamesr You trying to spice up a boring Monday eh ๐Ÿคญ @tinderellasays Yup, my ex. I cant hate him though,he just shouldn't have started dating so soon after losing his wife. Still not over it ๐Ÿ˜” @Alpinesun @PeakMullett @BBCNews No excuse when the name is right there in the jersey ffs ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
1/27
2020
@NobDeRiro Maybe they needed the loo, I used to pop in to my local whilst on duty to use the facilities ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰ @Thetruth111016 Another parent and their child,going to a game with Kobe and his daughter ๐Ÿ˜” @Thetruth111016 His poor wife, losing a husband and a daughter. No words ๐Ÿ˜” @mrsmop68 Those first few seasons though ๐Ÿ’œ it's been shite since Derek died @GirlJail Country walks can be fun in the summer ๐Ÿ˜‰ bit too chilly this time of year @GirlJail Nice to have you down in leafy Kent ๐Ÿ™‚ @mrsmop68 @JRMPRIEST His youngest isnt even a year old,so sad @CoffeeAndGinger @iamtherealmatt Girl,just dont put them in a hot frying pan ๐Ÿ‘€ @thelorryist So glad I just ate... ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ https://t.co/0MSFy5KzQy @SpiffySpiderKat What an utter cockwomble @Bamgoesdating Have a great evening ๐Ÿถ @SHOSKY1 Oooh where can I find these? Love anything lemon ๐Ÿ˜‹ @BowmanJamesr Just on the chips is fine,although I got a pot of curry sauce last time I had fish n chips @singlemandates Do you think nerves or just not feeling it? Not fair for either reason, especially so last min ๐Ÿ˜‘ @BowmanJamesr What a cutie @singlemandates I'd be fuming, but most of my dates involve me trekking to London @dadwithahat1 Cant say we ever had in bra thefts when I worked in Medway but some woman did call up to say her 50pโ€ฆ https://t.co/ZkLeybTckd @Bamgoesdating Hope it goes well ๐Ÿคž all 3 chaps from our ill fated twitter meet up now have ladies, we need to up our game ๐Ÿ˜Š @SingleGirlLife Hope you've got someone who can bring you some treats, hope you heal up quickly x
1/26
2020
@Miss_Tified_UK My friend told me to watch The Loudest Voice tv series, about the same story @FizzyBazza I go on my own all the time, enjoy ๐Ÿ‘ @gemisinlondon Put a nice black boot on and rock that dress ๐Ÿ™Œ @GerardBox Tea and Netflix ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคซ @GerardBox I've got a showroom,so someone has to be here until 2pm on Saturdays. We usually take it in turns,so I cant complain ๐Ÿ™‚ @GerardBox Being self employed sucks arse sometimes ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ @AnnaHopeful Thinking of you today, hope you have a better few days and get a chance to relax over the weekend x @isleofwight2010 Been at work since 8am matey ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™ˆ @BumblingD Oooh those bagels look good ๐Ÿคฉ @isleofwight2010 Fine just veeeery sleepy ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด @therealsarc I thought you had to wait until Sunday? Very sweet idea though,so what's in the box!?? ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š @BowmanJamesr Yuuum! Have a good weekend, J ๐Ÿ˜ @fi_stewart @BowmanJamesr Same! Anyone with opening lines 'Alrite Babe/Gawjus/Princess/Fittie' gets chucked in the chav bin @MartinPugh73 Oh wow, I could do with one of these ๐Ÿคค @IanMullen3 Bring all the tea Ian, ALL the tea ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด @Singlegirl20s https://t.co/bo2V1HHXPX @Jaberwag https://t.co/TYEEpFqSnJ @beardpwr81 Drinking all the tea,hoping nobody actually wants to buy a Kitchen today ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜Ž sleep well budRegretting agreeing to work today ๐Ÿ˜‘ https://t.co/k7jmV4YNPN @DareDevil79 Individual beef wellingtons,mash and veggies ๐Ÿ‘Œ went down a treat https://t.co/d4gndvulXV @DareDevil79 It was a good night in haha I cooked ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ‘Fabulous evening celebrating a postponed Christmas meal,due to us all having the flu! #ginfulledshenanigans https://t.co/GgApMmXsuQ @isleofwight2010 Love abit of a Queen sing song ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ https://t.co/S65sZbTLPP
1/25
2020
@singlemandates Got plenty of time to perfect a decent starter and dessert ๐Ÿ˜‰ @singlemandates Trial run, turned out well so jobs a gooden for when you come round ๐Ÿ˜Š @singlemandates My wellingtons went down well ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜Š https://t.co/RX7ucwOiRT @isleofwight2010 Nearly bottle of amaretto ๐Ÿ˜…Just a little bit tipsy https://t.co/e47PCC6vMthttps://t.co/DuM5pWucaZ @StarWarsToyPod Ahhh what ๐Ÿ˜’ @StarWarsToyPod Oooh cant wait to binge on Sunday
1/24
2020
@beardpwr81 Sounds like shit my ma would come out with too tbh ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ @beardpwr81 Chuckling away imagining the grey bits in the middle,cut shorter than the rest @singlemandates I cant compeat with Soph ๐Ÿ˜† @singlemandates Just incase theres any potential twitter dates out there for me too ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜… @singlemandates (My mums slippers btw haha I'm on the left) @singlemandates Been making beef wellingtons tonight but have to wait until tomorrow night to taste them ๐Ÿ˜‹ https://t.co/3HA7yfY7GT @clumsyoaf33 @Bamgoesdating @singlemandates Yeah seems Twitter is the new Tinder haha go for it ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ™Œ @isleofwight2010 ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ‘Œ https://t.co/NFL7JcVpeX @gemisinlondon I'm glad it's not just me who thinks so. Cant think of a time when I've felt the need to take a selfโ€ฆ https://t.co/SsBNXM8zAC @Thetruth111016 I know how super lucky I am that he went bargain hunting and will treat him to a few ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท next time we have an evening out ๐Ÿ˜ŠWhen your friends travel so much with work that you send them a shopping list to hit up the duty free ๐Ÿ™Œ and then yoโ€ฆ https://t.co/zpUsZuwZUR @CumberdickB Heres hoping ๐Ÿคž @Tindering1 I dont see anything wrong with it tbh I'm more impressed with the fact you've bothered to write anythinโ€ฆ https://t.co/okPsQlBEEc @AnnaHopeful Hope you're ok, I defo have plenty of moments like this and have to take myself off to do some woosarsโ€ฆ https://t.co/2e8olT70yl @LaurenNotLozza Chance would be a fine thing,cant get one guy to show up at the moment ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜† but until I was afew dateโ€ฆ https://t.co/GiFLpQVXNp @thelorryist Both for me too, every damn day since beginning of May ๐Ÿ˜ฅ @Singlegirl20s Few pounds on ebay ๐Ÿ‘ works a treat. I've not dropped my phone on my face since I got one. Nicer coloโ€ฆ https://t.co/m0qu1ZFpzG
1/23
2020
@singlemandates @thelorryist I bet hes one of the guys they remember though ๐Ÿ˜† good tactic @bradclough12 I just dont understand the logic behind it,when choosing suitable photos for a dating app ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธProbably one of the oddest pics I've come across whilst swiping on Tinder ๐Ÿค” https://t.co/SyNzlk9hOx @Singlegirl20s You need a popsocket ๐Ÿ™‚ @steelynick Ooops soz matey ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™‰Just an FYI lads on how NOT to woo a lady ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ https://t.co/FkDpQ99eCC @fitnessbombuk Jesus fricking CHRIST ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข @thelorryist @DavePalmer1977 I find a beard quite sexy ๐Ÿคฉ depends on the guy though I suppose ๐Ÿ˜Š it's not a requirement @Tindering1 @SingleSmall Yeah I agree, you have to be more obvious with guys so they know they've got a green light @Very_Nobody No, just a guy mate @rmuird Nope, hes probably succumb to man flu. He doesnt text often anyway. I'll give him til the weekend to make contact @rmuird Girl,one of us at least should have a date this week. Passing the baton over to you ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘
1/22
2020

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