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Definitely more outraged by the latest injustice than you are—and therefore morally superior and have a more credible opinion #Ducks #Blazers #Braves #RCTID

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Joined Twitter 5/19/09


@reedstrong7 @RealMessiah29 This gif @bobbyflaiben @pinwheelempire Wandering in the wilderness for Zion confirmed.Wandering in the wilderness+bible quotes is Navajo Code Talker for “we’re going for Zion.” https://t.co/T4S3payoCo @JaRomney @CascadiaCougIX @Timcast Real parents would have moved on by now if they weren’t acting a script. @RealMessiah29 @GoDucksHoogie @JaRomney Seems more like a translation mistake than anything else. @CascadiaCougIX @Timcast They’re all bad. Cable news schadenfreude is pretty good though. Fox News on election night will be priceless.portlands not a state #zapped https://t.co/N1380jQk4E
Retweeted by Utah Stereotype From OregonMSNBC is grazing close to Infowars territory. https://t.co/N8lBl0JPb9
Retweeted by Utah Stereotype From OregonFinally, swimwear definitely designed by a woman who knows exactly what women want. https://t.co/0L5N3XF91wI think overall the reporting on Mueller and the Trump/Russia situation has been really good but if you’ve been get… https://t.co/V40R0HJatv
Retweeted by Utah Stereotype From OregonMad on TV. https://t.co/v32MXdu7N2 @RealMessiah29 @reedstrong7 @CascadiaCougIX @CBSSports @Progressive lol. For real? @melissawgaffney Kenny Wooten #1 Overall Draft Pick.
3/23
2019
@RealMessiah29 @reedstrong7 @CascadiaCougIX @CBSSports @Progressive That photoshop looks bad.March Madness is actually a disease and it refers to fans of a 12 seed talking about the Final Four after one win. @CascadiaCougIX You’re not wrong.This is our opening day starter. TSIO #BarvesALL OF THE BLOCKS @BriAmaranthus Right now Wooten gets extra points to make up for his extreme lack of chill.https://t.co/01Mgp6mvCHThat sequence.Payton Pritch from Yard. I made that up. @Cougsky Coach K could kill a man during the game and keep his job.Zion’s NCAA check is going to be huge this season. https://t.co/IjMXJgx3Mr @JaRomney @reedstrong7 @GeoffONeil @CascadiaCougIX The correct answer is D). I’m 99% confident that I could feed an… https://t.co/iqr6xCkrNX @Fecta23 Tilapia was an answer mandated by the FBI to weed out terrorists and olds.And while we’re at it: what’s with all the parenting magazines in the waiting room of every single OBGYN? https://t.co/T9b1vvEvHS @GoDucksHoogie Would your answer change if you had to look at it every time you ate it? https://t.co/27wDC46BH5What is the best tasting fish? @GoDucksHoogie @JaRomney Off topic while traveling the blender rabbit hole, but still worth posting. https://t.co/iCec0tkJJn @GoDucksHoogie @JaRomney Ah, shoot. It was coffee makers. For some reason I was thinking blenders. @JaRomney lmao. They used that money to spend on burning shoes and blenders. @CascadiaCougIX This tweet is a roller coaster that ended on a high note. Nice. And it’s dumb for me to complain b… https://t.co/iYtOTCLhHBI got a federal tax cut. My state taxes are higher than they’ve ever been and resulted in a net increase. The stat… https://t.co/UZ1tXwySWl @patronusisotter He betterNew Zealand had each of these laws in place. Let’s reform gun laws. But pretending like they would end gun violen… https://t.co/G3HvrmP7Sw @reedstrong7 I feel like it’s worse. Imagine building a country on racism, and then complaining when it’s only the… https://t.co/fUxuQOVfFl @reedstrong7 My favorite America thing is how we are so astoundingly prosperous that people who live better than 90… https://t.co/fs1etww4Tk
3/22
2019
@JaRomney Same. @JaRomney I feel like every time well-acchully’s a sport they should be forced to participate in that sport to some… https://t.co/2nRTq9SpY7Me picking Belmont. https://t.co/3HIKj7OtOd @RealMessiah29 Trump Tariffs are basically tea tax, right? When are we going to dump a boat full of Japanese cars into the LA harbor? @JaRomney Doing your part in the fight against climate change. https://t.co/OcaUHXDxm9 @RealMessiah29 lol. Touché. Don’t tell me I don’t need a F-35 to defend my family and my country."Why do you pay for NBA League Pass?" https://t.co/gBMUGzxFX9
Retweeted by Utah Stereotype From OregonLet me tell you about my bracket: a thread: 1/ @RealMessiah29 @CascadiaCougIX From now on, bracket competitions are humans vs. animals. @BizballMaury Largest contract to a pre-arb pitcher ever. You’re right, but it’s also a good thing. Baseball needs… https://t.co/Du1dnsgDfx @CascadiaCougIX @RealMessiah29 You don’t get the show dot gif @CascadiaCougIX @RealMessiah29 @Dux4Ever23 @realDonaldTrump In 100% seriousness, he would pick the schools where pr… https://t.co/Y82hAMenO1 @RealMessiah29 You can’t go 100% upset. It’s never happened. @kipkesgard If a tree falls in a forest that hasn’t made the playoffs in like 15 years, does it make a sound? @theshaunbarrett We’re being played. @theshaunbarrett Why wouldn’t an Asian churro be available at Tokyo Disney? Or Shanghai Disney? Sounds like a Frenc… https://t.co/V77eJ1K0p6The latest Navigator Research poll (national RVs) breaks up the population by partisanship and Fox News viewership… https://t.co/iVI5CHglUq
Retweeted by Utah Stereotype From OregonDean Portman from the mighty ducks lmaooooooooooo https://t.co/05PfJrKrWA
Retweeted by Utah Stereotype From OregonI’m lost. Hasn’t Ichiro already retired a couple of times?Guys, we’ve finally got a lead on those stolen Dalmatian puppies. https://t.co/XIEp1kc64s
Retweeted by Utah Stereotype From OregonThis is 100% the bear making fun of how humans walk and look. https://t.co/qI2mXInt7Q
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3/21
2019
I’m normally a “don’t speak I’ll of the dead” kind of person, so twitter is terrible. But if there’s a way to org… https://t.co/7KRl8aTL3xImagine being mad that nobody thanked you for doing something every other normal human being does/would do. And you’re the president. @JaRomney @reedstrong7 Isn’t the idea that Mr. Amber probably isn’t sitting in a parked car in Hermiston?Newcomb has 12 walks in last 12 innings. Can @braves PLEASE just pay Keuchal? Yeah, he’s getting older. But he’s a… https://t.co/QMfe6qnWHvExtending the contract of a guy who’s never played at MLB? 🤔 @JaRomney @oregon_guy @Dux4Ever23 I’ve worked hard to cultivate my online bran. @oregon_guy @Dux4Ever23 Raisin Bran is for olds. This is an objective truth. Olds are bad. This is also objectively true. @Dux4Ever23 But I’m here to sell you a home oxygen service. It’s covered by Medicare and it comes with a free panic alert necklace.Lol https://t.co/h1SmEZXQin @CascadiaCougIX @Dux4Ever23 gtfo. You’re a monster. Crunch Berries is a top 5 cereal of all time. @Dux4Ever23 Raisin Bran is terrible and you should feel bad for liking it. One of the worst food takes I’ve ever se… https://t.co/35IKKseb4aIt’s weird how vividly I remember this. https://t.co/gfzD7kvgeiI always thought that Carmen San Diego was wanted for stealing famous stuff. But... https://t.co/OWeKGd6cjG7 USC §7734(a)(1)(B) & 7 CFR §301.80(b)(16) make it a federal crime to leave North or South Carolina with an ear of… https://t.co/xs1HsSUydr
Retweeted by Utah Stereotype From OregonMLB hot stove season. @oregon_guy @CascadiaCougIX @reedstrong7 High taxes and lots of public services are not socialism. hth @CascadiaCougIX @reedstrong7 https://t.co/HjgZjHf3we @CascadiaCougIX @reedstrong7 Exactly. @CascadiaCougIX @reedstrong7 I don’t see the big deal. They’re not using this for drinking water. They’re only, lik… https://t.co/L1hu4js66YIt’s okay, Braves. I’m sure that by the time your only good bullpen options are healthy, you’ll still be within 8 g… https://t.co/pmweSO5Tqg
3/20
2019
@RealMessiah29 @DevinNunes It’s a joke from 30 Rock. Sorry, I felt compelled. @bryce_carmony @TheChosenOneToo @Mranthr0pe @senatorshoshana Deceptive? You’ve ordered a veggie burger believing it… https://t.co/0GYTYR5iWj @bryce_carmony @TheChosenOneToo @Mranthr0pe @senatorshoshana They should prevent fraud and deception. “Veggie Burge… https://t.co/kivO6I1CIz @bryce_carmony @TheChosenOneToo @Mranthr0pe @senatorshoshana The plaintiff failed. @bryce_carmony @TheChosenOneToo @Mranthr0pe @senatorshoshana My 4 year old daughter made me mud pie last fall. It w… https://t.co/1FO1u5io40 @bryce_carmony @TheChosenOneToo @Mranthr0pe @senatorshoshana That litigation seems to be about the adjective “nutri… https://t.co/DodgVjqCgA @bryce_carmony @TheChosenOneToo @Mranthr0pe @senatorshoshana If Veggie Burger, Inc. marketed a “burger” as “this is… https://t.co/5F6rQxSJ5u @bryce_carmony @TheChosenOneToo @Mranthr0pe @senatorshoshana You understand there’s a difference between using a wo… https://t.co/EzV1QQiGCb @RealMessiah29 @DevinNunes How can you defame someone who’s been arrested at three different Chuck E. Cheese’s? @bryce_carmony @TheChosenOneToo @Mranthr0pe @senatorshoshana You keep using that word, market. I don’t think it mea… https://t.co/y9P2ChlpNN @mbressler13 Because nobody has sued them yet and the government that approved this is flush with Disney Dollars.https://t.co/5CgB4uwZzd @CascadiaCougIX @JaRomney Brilliant. Rancheros Carne And Cheese Blaster Sticks. Now at participating Taco Bell’s.… https://t.co/Bq92GNeW0g @JaRomney But give them points for continuing a long tradition of selling foods that were invented in a college apa… https://t.co/5ADGSiuymNJapanese game shows are crazy. 🤢 https://t.co/eobjUrOL6F
Retweeted by Utah Stereotype From Oregon @RossTuckerNFL Your tweets might not be actual torture, but I just used this one to extract information from a know… https://t.co/s2GyU01Cib @RealMessiah29 I’m lost. Why don’t they just create a pact that says “we’re mad?” @RealMessiah29 This is terrible. So, a vote in, say, Oregon could depend on how many olds get out to vote in Florida. Terrible.Trout has already been worth $489M over his first 7 years. ☠️What are the odds that Harper making Trout comments actually motivated Angels to get an extension? Would be ironic. @wyattgladden I guess now we’ll all hope the Angels don’t blow this.
3/19
2019

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