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I don’t even know anymore. #Ducks #Blazers #Braves #RCTID

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@keithlaw Privately-financed stadiums/arenas prove that it must still be worth it/profitable for owners to do it wi… https://t.co/yHdz4O42ORThe progression of defenses: 1) It didn't happen. 2) Okay it did, but I wasn't involved. 3) Okay I was involved, b… https://t.co/lw3721cHrj
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12/14
2018
@RealMessiah29 I have no idea if he was joking. I’m so tired. @RealMessiah29 People suck. For real.Charleston Chews have never been okay. Right and wrong are not subject to popular vote. https://t.co/o3SGfAYHMp @RealMessiah29 @CascadiaCougIII @Dux4Ever23 @DavidKaufer If you’re ever recognized publicly or run for office, thes… https://t.co/JY1fRzS3WF @RealMessiah29 @CascadiaCougIII @Dux4Ever23 @DavidKaufer Charleston Chews are barely > candy corn.This is so satisfying to me 😍 https://t.co/9RXevMXod5
Retweeted by CFB Season is too Short @CascadiaCougIII @Dux4Ever23 @DavidKaufer Really? You Know, I Kan’t piKture that for you. @JaRomney https://t.co/1hhzppwhCoCan we just put this guy away already and move on? https://t.co/074uHy6rTE @Dux4Ever23 @DavidKaufer Weather is slightly better tho. @Dux4Ever23 Once in 1999 I saw gas at some middle of nowhere station in Georgia for $0.69. I remember it for a coup… https://t.co/6REUrz7fTS @Dux4Ever23 What on earth? For real? @PDXDiamondProj I love that your plans retract the roof behind the stands to avoid obstructing views in the seats.… https://t.co/EXYAbPAD9Y* porn star WITH WHOM I cheated on my wife Let’s not abandon all standards, people https://t.co/OrHQHUNWTu
Retweeted by CFB Season is too ShortHey M’s. https://t.co/mq3MhwiE0cOh my gosh Jose Canseco as chief of staff is actually the perfect choice. Please let this happen.(Does massive line of blow off a Def Leppard CD jewel box, tilts head back and screams to the sky) https://t.co/NT0UjeS32E
Retweeted by CFB Season is too Short @smorris793 Probably a little, yeah. The fact that this is the thing where the author of the tweet takes offense—wh… https://t.co/xIS8xBm8ojWithout comment on cops in schools, why worry about getting student input? You don’t ask them about curriculum, pol… https://t.co/9f1zYRYxriNarrator: You'll never be satisfied. https://t.co/4mmLczNkI6
Retweeted by CFB Season is too Short @SwooshMcDuck @CascadiaCougIII Pervert! (Terms that are now problematic because of the youths. #smashing)
12/13
2018
Fascinating. https://t.co/MPV12RFdLb
Retweeted by CFB Season is too ShortThis past season Charlie Morton put up 3.5 WAR, raising his career WAR to *checks notes* 2.7 Astros Charlie Mo… https://t.co/Pebyi6zAFs
Retweeted by CFB Season is too ShortAccording to a source JT Realmuto will either be traded to an AL club or an NL team. Possibility remains he is not… https://t.co/H9k8v8dSIG
Retweeted by CFB Season is too ShortThis guy might be dead https://t.co/mh9FwicCmo @PDXBaseBore @johncanzanobft lol You created a twitter account just to troll Canzano and complain about the possibility of MLB in Portland? @johncanzanobft Isn’t this a bad development for PDX? If they’re committed to/stuck in Tampa, it will be at least 2… https://t.co/Nw9nDmaWmy @JaRomney @jordangerdes @jdamis @patronusisotter @wyattgladden This sure as heck looks like you low key admitted to… https://t.co/mHJMW27LYs
12/12
2018
@MattBerry05 https://t.co/iS578ZEFSd @TessDeco Absolutely @jdamis @HuekahJohn Batman Returns While You Were Sleeping The Apartment gtfo @K_Bizz14 @kbnoswag Talladega Nights is not a comedy. @BigEyeDuck @_TD31 Okay, now do winter. Also the sun is visible to everyone on earth at the same time in this vide… https://t.co/er28WJJ419Dodgers or Cubs. https://t.co/VexA7tMvcl @grantmcauley Really would have liked him in ATLHuh? https://t.co/5DIrhSakH1This seems like a bad thing for ⁦@PDXDiamondProj⁩. Somebody tell me I’m wrong please. https://t.co/wE5upb8uWP @wyattgladden I would love to see him in the postseason and, frankly, winning the MVP awards he would get on a winner. @Fecta23 Oh yeah, no question. Trout alone could rebuild your farm system. @wyattgladden Angels will sink like the Titanic before they ever give him up. Hard to blame them. Red Sox have look… https://t.co/XsZjYlM5Re @Fecta23 I mean in a realistic trade where Acuña is one of many pieces to get Trout, I don’t like it.Acuña, Trout, Freeman, Donaldson. #NSFW @Fecta23 Straight up? Yes. In a real trade, no.Folty, Ender, Riley and some mid-tier prospect for Trout and some middle reliever. I’d do it. Please.What have we done to deserve this? https://t.co/9YaRStxwuvThat’s him saying “Why would I trade Ender and Folty unless Trout was coming back?” https://t.co/XYFqAfHnzuGood for her. This is stupid. https://t.co/zR56EQ77kSLiterally all of us are Mike Pence https://t.co/n1nlQwBiB6
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12/11
2018
@Fecta23 @RealMessiah29 @ModernDayLawyer @Cianaf Look, I’m not going to pile on here. But the fact that this is suc… https://t.co/QBhbi6QLGv @RealMessiah29 I can’t imagine a scenario where a team in need of a better rotation trades away the only best SP th… https://t.co/CMDF82kedq👀🤔 https://t.co/nGqngllCxK @RealMessiah29 @MLB @TimTebow @TheKylerMurray @DeionSanders But he brought the tomahawk chop to Atlanta. @Cougsky @RealMessiah29 @MLB @TimTebow @TheKylerMurray @DeionSanders lol but seriously. @RealMessiah29 @MLB @TimTebow @TheKylerMurray @DeionSanders Deion was the only other competent player. He had a goo… https://t.co/KFIFSYt49F @RealMessiah29 @MLB @TimTebow @TheKylerMurray @DeionSanders This is an obvious attempt to weed out Russian bot acco… https://t.co/7V4AoU51w9 @CascadiaCougIII @JaRomney https://t.co/mx5vVDsBwD @paulland100 lol @GoDucksHoogie I’m trying not to offend people who hold it dear to their hearts. I guess?Is The Santa Clause watchable as an adult? I never watched it as a kid and honestly have a hard time watching it with the wife and kids.
12/10
2018
LMAOOOOO at @andreward having to nudge Stephen A. Smith https://t.co/JAijD0jmlV
Retweeted by CFB Season is too ShortIt's Kenny Wooten's world. We're just all living in it. 🌎 The @OregonMBB forward had dunk after dunk after dunk en… https://t.co/Zx8wvLh6pb
Retweeted by CFB Season is too ShortHow garbage is our society that it waits until Murray wins the Heisman to bring out tweets that existed 7 years ago… https://t.co/acA8ztYUs1
12/9
2018
When I root I root for the timbers! As the team arrives. #RCTID https://t.co/kHOJsHDJDp
Retweeted by CFB Season is too ShortThis is really cool. They have vending machines where you can buy items for people in need, and they’re distributed… https://t.co/sEuqk2p73k @patronusisotter I’m not trolling you, but you’re right here. Wife and I went to his show in SLC last week. It was absolutely amazing. @patronusisotter lol It’s so wonderful. @patronusisotter https://t.co/Iks7EtrDSO @patronusisotter https://t.co/mXvL940hHw @CascadiaCougIII @Cougsky Her only other boyfriend was nicknamed “Tube of Cookie Dough,” so... @PDXDiamondProj I’ve already signed my name. Bring me the season ticket deposits! @jdamis Worth it tho? Pretty pumped about it @jdamis Wait, you already got to see it?? @RealMessiah29 You haven’t seen Ant-Man yet? Come on. @gtconway3d @Popehat https://t.co/k06nIs2aBn
Retweeted by CFB Season is too Short @CharlesInPhx @jdamis I would have guessed it was Steve Miller; I think he lives down there. @RealMessiah29 Why is he drifting alone? He was with Nebula on Titan. Where’d she go? Better question : how did An… https://t.co/CpDCrZrV2CGood on that kid. But CBS just outed him/her as a snitch who rides that bus every day. https://t.co/TmzbXXW0nB @skywaker9 @MBStadium You lost three hours. You earned it dammit. @skywaker9 @MBStadium Albeit not a very good one. https://t.co/FlTIPn5Ri1 @skywaker9 @MBStadium Rose City red; what a welcome. @JaRomney @CascadiaCougIII This is a glorious gif. @CascadiaCougIII @JaRomney Is it possible—hear me out—but is it possible that people electing to attend school at O… https://t.co/XLb681dwmo
12/8
2018
Whoever could've predicted this? https://t.co/hX0yUS9gmj
Retweeted by CFB Season is too Short @JaRomney @jdamis Imagine feeling a need to demand an apology from somebody you’ve never met for something they did… https://t.co/tWupXMIslwFinally, something to pay tribute to Portland’s famously predominant Jewish population. https://t.co/u2CJqyHnTwThe background castle makes it look like DJ Minstrel is about to go nuts on his lute https://t.co/RWxpV0fDB1 @SwooshMcDuck I like the McDonalds play castle in the background there. Watch out for Hamburgler. @nathanreid @shebainpdx @skywaker9 If they’re allowing kits because of the match, then Timbers are okay. No way a T… https://t.co/ppaCaPa2FzBravo to this Judge who threw a drunk driver’s mom in jail for laughing at victim’s family in court https://t.co/4GoWr7JN8G
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12/7
2018
Only 26% of people can consistently identify opinions vs. factual claims. https://t.co/LMmPD0NXsA
Retweeted by CFB Season is too Short @mbressler13 I like that twitter decided to ‘em to ‘e-mail @mbressler13 The imports cost more money, but we still need ‘e-mail, so...I get that I’m in the demographic for Fortnite because I’m a human man, but how many promoted tweets from gamers do… https://t.co/OcnJoISK4CPeople who support Trump "because he's successful" also think a bank teller "works in finance."
Retweeted by CFB Season is too ShortSensing a pattern here. Maybe Northern Virginia and Maryland produce products of great value to consumers. https://t.co/Z522EgHUph
Retweeted by CFB Season is too ShortAvengers 4: Dazed and Confused. https://t.co/92G3f2q5KUIt’s like when people talked about trying to win a title during Jordan’s Bulls era. Come on. https://t.co/iSXo8701J3 @JaRomney @theshaunbarrett @TweetsByDrae I read a phrase “in order to compete for a Western title” the other day as… https://t.co/qe31dY8ltA
12/6
2018

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