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waiting for the great leap forward #skc #qpr #millerlite #listenlonger #blvdbattery #12thplace proud north london alum I talk a lot on @965thebuzz

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God damnit white women. Just fucking stop already. https://t.co/XJcprcVrXw @JamesLauters Thanks!
4/6
2020
Couldn’t find a bandanna or surgical mask thing so I’ve just been wearing this to Walmart and the liquor store. See… https://t.co/ZfMO70J2qp
4/5
2020
This is how we social distance in this house. https://t.co/iMalpQQykMAs for now we are #stillhere thank you! https://t.co/pqqaHZqzkiThank YOU https://t.co/gdsGFbhWJcOk I finished ozark. Had a beer and thought man I need to listen to reo speedwagon. Just for clarification. That s… https://t.co/yjvnYEjHnq
4/4
2020
Did we distract you today? #stillhere #justfuckinglisten https://t.co/L9Zd6rhInfhttps://t.co/KSL2gl6l0B https://t.co/J5xoVVQcwC9?!??! Chacho is 9? Hard to believe. Stronger, braver, smarter. https://t.co/L1wVbEUyIbWaiting for chacho to wake up. Hard to believe my little guy is 9. https://t.co/ncIOVmVyfR
4/3
2020
And we wonder people aren’t just staying home. Its maddening. https://t.co/vrH5jCl3mZOf course it fucking did....this isn’t real. None of this is fucking real. https://t.co/PYzQ00nITqYes! Such a great time suck. https://t.co/qUyKJlx38QGuys got an indoor pool. What do you want from him? https://t.co/7Xk6ZUbYfxThank YOU https://t.co/Y9jFzTNGwNIs it really crazier than the time we all wore long sleeve t shirts under short sleeve t shirts? That shit was craz… https://t.co/6F8N1yNQfUThank YOU! https://t.co/MCi5T26H6M
4/2
2020
My new favorite thing ever. https://t.co/tYBEfIC11TSeems to be an issue here as well. https://t.co/R8LL27yEjRVisit your family and.....transport drugs?? https://t.co/YGAjD7GUMiThank YOU. https://t.co/72ZIqsGhJuSo not my fault it’s @KidRock https://t.co/BybyCjAheE
4/1
2020
Thanks! @QuintonLucasKC https://t.co/93uuirVU44Did you enjoy story time with uncle Lazlo? #justfuckinglisten #StayConnected #imyourdistraction https://t.co/8ziBs6QrOe @LittleHurt @stouffers Don’t sleep on this. I was pretty devastated my grocery store was out yesterday. https://t.co/C0gSBIPeZ4
3/31
2020
Why not top 14? https://t.co/3ghgfhJ0rIPerfection! https://t.co/SMmCztOJ0q @homme_boyy @slimfast965 Seen it and loved it.
3/30
2020
You don’t need to give it a shot..... https://t.co/ipVwp14QSD
3/29
2020
Why don’t you stick to fucking off. https://t.co/Y0GHAfyJcuI just put meatballs and steak sauce in the slow cooker. It’s a pandemic. There are no rules anymore.Is it possible we all just get a ventilator in our home? Seems like we should do this. If I had a ventilator would I know how to use it?
3/28
2020
Huh @slimfast says no way. https://t.co/3W4MHeNXxr @aabcassie @slimfast965 This guy @slimfast965 says no @Nicks2007mom @slimfast965 Of courseFire this up and have a beer or nah? Can I do that @slimfast965 https://t.co/mxdnfJeeGpJust as I remember. https://t.co/UH8fcXS6re https://t.co/oHXkeJBz0qI am huge baseball fan and the season starting late is brutal on my happiness meter but let’s be honest. Baseball i… https://t.co/BiGHJFEYk6Why stop at 14? Seems like an odd number to start at.... who would be 15? https://t.co/Ip19esGtEBhttps://t.co/DaIKODtzVY https://t.co/2z3CXZMIKs
3/27
2020
I’m just saying. You could always burn it down.I miss her.... https://t.co/1gdqNgsjuy https://t.co/8eu5ORCUwHthe “better drugs” video is officially yours 🥀 link is in bio https://t.co/EH98hZkM15
Retweeted by lazlo#letsdothis #justfuckinglisten https://t.co/bcWK2wemT1True story when they were babies and woke up in the middle of the night I quickly realized I didn’t know any childr… https://t.co/zpkDs0aq6pToday hits a little different. #OpeningDayAtHome https://t.co/hvqQd8ODzaThanks, kid. It means the world. https://t.co/1Mv24yYc3P
3/26
2020
One year ago today these went up all over the city. Good news is I believe you hate me now as much as you did then.… https://t.co/XK7gynsURSIs it really a show then? https://t.co/UpcSigDu6xCall me old school but I long for the day’s of a good old fashioned penis show. https://t.co/n39SG58eHjhttps://t.co/JQhJjg3Bz1 is bringing you a collection of exclusive performances by some of the biggest artists, stre… https://t.co/ZXxYbkD9sB
Retweeted by lazloIt’s 2020 #penisshows are canceled. It’s not the 80s anymore. https://t.co/UO1pTN5fWcHow about that?? Another show done! We will get through this thing together! I was born to be your distraction.… https://t.co/Jg7VaKdfGMCheck it https://t.co/ROKGSGMSeHThat looks fun! https://t.co/ZtN2driM4eOhh yeah, when you never hear from that person again it stings... https://t.co/XLmhcj5LEkYes https://t.co/fZL8Ks4pmrYou ever just delete contacts out of your phone sober so future drunk you doesn’t text people they shouldn’t later?… https://t.co/CZS5iCrnhS @EvolBrew I just always pick the middle time and call it good. @Sweet_Jerry87 I can’t imagine that’s gonna help your “oops too soon” problem. @EvolBrew Where would one even find such information? @Bodhi_43 Thank YOU @Sweet_Jerry87 Again? @bustagrimes10 @JRiegerCo Deal @qyng1 The perfect snack.Tuesdays aren’t the same..... https://t.co/JuMtHJpwmr
3/25
2020
We can only hope https://t.co/E7q4KiErhuWhat do you say? You want to hang out tomorrow at 1 pm? We will do a radio show. You social distance and stuff?… https://t.co/WjpuOfNvvEMan this guy @QuintonLucasKC first months in office from the chiefs (good but stressful I’m sure) to a pandemic. I… https://t.co/79pNVhvvofNope! https://t.co/s5Q9CUgqa2You are perfect. https://t.co/GTBX3z8Lp2
3/24
2020
Just put some anonymous beers on a few of my neighbors porches. if they don’t get those by around midnight I can to… https://t.co/upu3s0MWgQWe are here all you to do is #justfuckinglisten https://t.co/naqOWn1I6yBoom! Thank YOU https://t.co/5JGefhNSks @Viotch StopDropAndRollWe're still working out the details but starting Monday, Lazlo & Slimfast will be broadcasting live from 1-5pm. So… https://t.co/Q6LOsuVnGQ
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3/23
2020
Thank YOU https://t.co/hmbFUBK87KThanks! https://t.co/0dMAERC0tlAww you like us https://t.co/LnXt5iRAkyThanks! https://t.co/FzzmCG98FXConsidering the news we have had this year.... https://t.co/jevIR1RVY6Mother keeps asking to go on spring break....she needs to settle down. https://t.co/iAYWt6193yLike always. https://t.co/sIVqPODuC5Yo! See you tomorrow. https://t.co/4d8SWRrzY7Tequila looks good on you. https://t.co/Mh7n1Ze049Of course! https://t.co/m9ZjiM7S6cWell played and nice jacket. https://t.co/IlCfCcYXHaIf they are gonna chug beer on Facebook can we sip whiskey on Twitter? https://t.co/Wp3VkenDteThey all do. https://t.co/JBOSsVWFde
3/22
2020
Couldn’t get the boys to take a drive to the worlds largest string thing....officially out of ideas.Is there another kind of man? https://t.co/1J3zXOLW7f
3/21
2020
Just a quick question. Are you better off now than you were four years ago?Yo! Shit feels like it’s getting weird. We got this. #juststayhome #justfuckinglisten
3/20
2020
There has to be one. Has to be. https://t.co/NIAL7KQblq @Nick_Wright96 @LittleHurt @JasonKander @guylarious @Soren_Ltd @lindsaylohan Only 6 series for me was working and s… https://t.co/zLXedGsHic @EvolBrew @LittleHurt @JasonKander @guylarious @Soren_Ltd @lindsaylohan My talents are vast.1- cobbler 2- holiday inn room service (not nearly as good as it sounds) 3-bartender several places but Olive Garde… https://t.co/PdeaIvBrvnThat’s on my list of things to do this week! https://t.co/VihDxPhp50A nice taupe hazmat parka? https://t.co/BJZoK0QTkH
3/19
2020

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