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Lauro Bolado @lbolado Columbia, MD, United States

Father of the most amazing, curious and loving 5yr kid. Husband to a great woman (artist, activist and super mom). Lucky to be part of a great IT work team.

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Joined Twitter 11/2/09


219,000 dead. 8,000,000 infected. Tens of millions unemployed. And he is dancing and celebrating. https://t.co/xclloo6jNA
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10/19
2020
Is it wrong to think of Amy Farrah Fowler (Big Bag Theory) every time I hear Amy Coney Barrett 🤣🤣🤣 @editingemily But what about her piano lessons 🤣🤣🤣 @RBReich Or just plain and simple wearing masks???
10/14
2020
Wow - the way he lied to an 8 year old!!! No shame at all #Debates2020https://t.co/Q14dTDx3Tv
Retweeted by Lauro Bolado @editingemily You can see the value of being a prosecutor. Those faces she makes when he speaks 🤣🤣🤣 - something lik… https://t.co/tQtyfj41hoWow, I didn’t know Mike Pence was a broken record; and a bad one actually @csixty4 I was thinking the same!!! He seems to be going one (or many more) questions behind
10/8
2020
@AlishaRai Because they have the luxury their constituents don’t. Just look at POTUS team of doctors photo. Real li… https://t.co/Qa9DQM2bTE
10/4
2020
@apetechda @kvlly Same as his golf outings, and stays at his own places.
10/3
2020
@ellievhall @anildash Make it a zoom meeting and just drop the guy from the online session if he miss behaves 😂
10/1
2020
I think everyone should be entitled to a “sick day” today provided they watched the debate last night. Migraines, a… https://t.co/59BiaH27ms
9/30
2020
@ASKthefoodanth1 We had to take our 5yr old put of school again. He was suffering after looking at a screen for 4 h… https://t.co/MmialsVny0
9/27
2020
@JenAshleyWright Imagine if Republicans had agreed on the 2nd stimulus package when we have huge lines of cars in f… https://t.co/VIUq7aC77V
9/22
2020
Who determines what goes in public school #history books? Because I’m thinking @LindseyGrahamSC and @senatemajldr (… https://t.co/xpXtvHV1fsWatch for the Senate of the US to confirm a judge faster (expedited) to that of getting agreement to help people ou… https://t.co/27RF91kaVr
9/19
2020
@editingemily I think most of our reactions at this moment!
9/18
2020
@jthoms1 @burgessdryan That 5nm chip sequence was probably the best. Makes the wait for the MacBooks and iMacs with… https://t.co/wTtGQbeVsz
9/16
2020
@burgessdryan That’s what I can’t simply get out of my head... I mean for all those cops shooting, why not aim for… https://t.co/cK4mdg3nyg
8/28
2020
@editingemily Of course! Especially if you have a child on top of it 😀😀😀The fact that cops felt confident enough to shoot an unarmed man 7 times in the back after watching three months of… https://t.co/fkNLqt5ExE
Retweeted by Lauro Bolado @jamesedparkin @kvlly I also bought the SSD right from that page and it has worked beautifully since 2017 - loved t… https://t.co/tL282jUpwp @jamesedparkin @kvlly $89.99 😀😀😀 - https://t.co/82UYJI8Kjz @jamesedparkin @kvlly I actually use my MB Pro 2011, but upgraded to 16 GB RAM and a SSD - the fans do kick more of… https://t.co/1fBzKGHnfv
8/27
2020
@editingemily @ashleymcnamara That happened to me pre-covid when everyone except me were on a meeting room and I wa… https://t.co/7XXnxkAfii
8/26
2020
@TVietor08 @Ana_M_Medina I’m considering to go back to school for a Ph.D. When they ask me for references, I’m goin… https://t.co/PItU64UD1z @editingemily I correct myself; if you count Donald, it’s pretty much half and half, although the dairy is not as harmful as these 🤣 @editingemily When you need your whole family to speak on your behalf, you know things are not going well 🤣🤣🤣 - the… https://t.co/yfYABUVaqd
8/23
2020
@kvlly @FedEx They will probably deliver tomorrow. It happened exactly the same to me last week. Expected on Friday… https://t.co/VQ5rVuj0azFuck it. If America has come to fireworks in a strip mall with Coldplay and Pitbull playing in the background with… https://t.co/GPxHvqWMpt
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8/21
2020
@burgessdryan Could be worse; my Powerpoint window shutdown and I had a bunch of tabs open with job search instance… https://t.co/dt8vmk8ZK9
8/11
2020
@brittny_mejia @mollyhf @ileanadobleh
8/2
2020
@EmmaBostian Buffalo Chicken Dip
7/25
2020
The fact that he suggested #Mexican migration is responsible for #coronavirus surge makes my blood boil!!! Fact che… https://t.co/6fH0PuPG8oI’m a software engineer looking for a job. I can code in multiple languages and if given the opportunity I can lear… https://t.co/ba2cyZS15H
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7/23
2020
I just hope is for better, cause so far it has been ... not so good, but can’t complain because we’re healthy. For… https://t.co/KhnYgxuHm4
7/14
2020
Ted Cruz flew on an @AmericanAir commercial flight yesterday and refused to wear a mask. And American Airlines let… https://t.co/TkZNnCFJ4p
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7/13
2020
The great thing about raw data is that it never lies; well, only if the input is flawed. You can always rely on a g… https://t.co/8ti19LQQVv
7/11
2020
My 5yr kid has a new role model. Who is this awesome guy in a Lego figurine with a flipped cap? The one and only… https://t.co/sOtA17LZip @EmmaBostian But so refreshing (and the only constant in our field). I’m back to learning after 13 years of leading… https://t.co/w4cFxtKeHG
7/10
2020
@kvlly Some options -app. annual price LinkedIn Learning: ~300 Safari Books Online (O’Reilly): ~400 Percipio (Skill… https://t.co/69g01zf8sE
7/7
2020
@shanselman Those are the ones being counted; some states (most likely red states) will definitively undercount (I… https://t.co/7LKjq8qWrh
7/4
2020
@ileanadobleh - this is horrible... you may want to pass it on the Myriam. https://t.co/8P0Us6Kr0O
7/3
2020
@EmmaBostian That food reminds me of... wait a minute... ... ... Ikea!!! 😀😀 everything looks awesome Emma. Wish you… https://t.co/nvfqk5SiB3 @editingemily Take care Emily. You can do so much by yourself, and I’m 100% sure you’re a great mom. Sometimes we t… https://t.co/OpTp1sWCEg
7/2
2020
@kentcdodds Wow! THEY tried to lecture you on loyalty!? That is a two-way street, fairness, and respect are part of it.
Retweeted by Lauro Bolado @Lauri_Apple Reminds me of Boeing and that article about paying cheap labor to develop their MCAS system. Nothing g… https://t.co/ZXXhOBQwt6 @kvlly And typically your jr. developers will be the ones with the best ideas (thinking outside the box). Is it the… https://t.co/SiwYDoZvyf
6/27
2020
@EmmaBostian 😢😢😢 my rent is $2,800 in MARYLAND (caps because is crazy expensive, not fancy at all) I’ve trying to c… https://t.co/vrGz6053eo @editingemily My kid (5 yr old) wants to climb trees and rocks with his friends!!! We rely on his friends and teach… https://t.co/QUeczsuBFI @ThePlumLineGS As one friend mentioned: 2020 election; Trump vs any life form including plants? I vote for any life… https://t.co/OWXI1zeibt @FORSBERGtwo Beautiful place!!!
6/26
2020
@shanselman I used to spend hours on my chair just browsing for the weirdest stuff in Encarta - loved it because it… https://t.co/2se4m6aqFm
6/25
2020
@Ana_M_Medina @GovRonDeSantis I’ll definitively join this F U @GovRonDeSantis. Have some accountability for God’s s… https://t.co/uQTl09tmk2 @AllyzaCoding The worse is when those dreams start conflicting each other. I’ve had dreams of “fixes”, then debates… https://t.co/yUoKA4JZHz
6/19
2020
@DeborahKurata @danappleman Inspiring - to keep up to date with technology after all this time. I’ve had the opport… https://t.co/HdQZ2FBC3l
6/9
2020
@jvharris_1965 LOL 🤣🤣🤣 - at least this is safer than drinking bleach or finding a way to get a “very powerful light… https://t.co/xQv0CbCRMAPlease take 2-minutes and listen to this young lady - wise beyond her years - calling out her racist parents. This… https://t.co/bfmQlAymxE
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6/7
2020
@Lauri_Apple And you gained one follower in me 😀The whole country needs to stop right now and listen to Killer Mike. He’s verbalizing what a lot of us don’t know h… https://t.co/VA6BOnvq2Y
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5/31
2020
@EmmaBostian @rob_bailey3 @CodeNewbies @udemy @DThompsonDev @tylermcginnis @reactjs @googledevs Timing is everything 😀 @kvlly It sounds like organizational firefighter - that person who will put all emergency fires off (sounds to me l… https://t.co/qywczlawTJ
5/28
2020
So I’ve been editing @kvlly book “Start Freelancing Today” and it is 🔥. That’s it. That’s the tweet. https://t.co/qyXFCBamlj
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5/26
2020
@editingemily Oh my God. I feel so ashamed on behalf of men!!! This is awful and disgusting 🤮🤮🤮 Sorry you received… https://t.co/KYSoAFupNW
5/25
2020
@DeborahKurata Yes!!! Especially because last year we were in Punta Cana (sun, sand, ocean). This is what we’re cra… https://t.co/TM9l9RJKly
5/23
2020
Azure SQL Database Serverless looks great. Didn’t realize SQL Server turns 30 years, and is looking better than eve… https://t.co/4r3xHGCrXS#PowerBI embedded looks GREAT!!! great job team - looking forward for the Angular component. #MSBuild2020
5/20
2020
How does a great #leader look like? Tip: is not your typical old white man (hate to do this because I hate stereoty… https://t.co/aZjEs0JyUkBusiness semantic models in Power BI will be awesome; hopefully no more linked servers, or proxy tables (sometimes… https://t.co/gL7pLGnHKv @editingemily Really enjoyed your session and energy. I’m also thinking on stealing your phrase: “if you wait until… https://t.co/WizM3mO6cALoved @editingemily comment on: salary should be equitable to other people doing the same work (and not every incen… https://t.co/yslBtrDEvr @EmmaBostian You may love this one 😀 @EmmaBostian https://t.co/xZFzh6HSEIYeii - there’s now an Azure region in Mexico 🇲🇽 😀😀😀 #Azure #MSBuild #MSBuild2020 @editingemily @DonovanBrown Wine 🍷 can have some of the same effect as coffee 🤣🤣🤣 just the appropriate dose. Lookin… https://t.co/5cISpKQgnr @editingemily @DonovanBrown Already registered for tomorrow and looking forward for this 😀😀😀 quick question: are th… https://t.co/kCxwgHyT0L
5/19
2020
@eduardomc Yes he is 🤣🤣🤣Solved a tricky data query after my 5yr old asked me how my day was during dinner. He looked at my face, and then a… https://t.co/AeAYcf51pS
5/14
2020
I think the time 12:34 is going to be important to me... six days out of a week I turn my eyes to my clock exactly… https://t.co/QESesU4soo
5/13
2020
Being out these days is hard; however try to do it on this mother’s day for your wife, your mom, the person you lov… https://t.co/XZIAYLQp2A
5/10
2020
@BenLesh @Microsoft I think they have a fantastic (if not the greatest) leadership team, so I kind of think alike,… https://t.co/7Pspn3QgRp
5/7
2020
Of course is nothing like the flu. People are comparing using inconsistent timespans. Flu 1yr vs COVID 2 months. Th… https://t.co/KL69ayDBhK @blowdart @ileanadobleh you’re going to love this
5/3
2020
Wine, beach and nachos for me. What about you @ileanadobleh https://t.co/vXwPks3IA6
5/2
2020
@editingemily Already signed up 😀 i actually had my plan to make it to Seattle for the first time in my life, but t… https://t.co/l594KEYKj6
5/1
2020
Unbelievable - in the “richest” country in the world. https://t.co/XZoIQmmAqQ
4/30
2020
@editingemily So what happens with the states in the middle of the ones with pacts? Idaho, Utah, West Virginia and… https://t.co/Cq3SGgYKgh
4/27
2020
@ileanadobleh https://t.co/Sp9o0j7kiv
4/23
2020
@realDonaldTrump @ileanadobleh para que le digas a Hope @kvlly LOL - that’s why I left my car with 20 miles before empty 4 weeks ago hahaha - so pretty much has a few drop… https://t.co/yQvkktuRyL
4/21
2020
@EmmaBostian Shouldn’t be the same face hahaha - if it works, you should always look like if that was your intentio… https://t.co/cSUD9Qwga1 @MarcZenn @ileanadobleh
4/20
2020
@GovLarryHogan you’re doing a fine job governor by keeping MD closed. If some want it open, grab signatures of thos… https://t.co/l49pKOSoom
4/19
2020
@ileanadobleh - interesting https://t.co/TKsKayBGiB
4/13
2020
@editingemily I was cheering for Warren here in the US (even though I can’t vote - GC holder), and for Clinton back… https://t.co/E9qEKDnuRc @EmmaBostian Well - could of been chocolate 🤣🤣🤣 carrot at least is considered a veggie - although it looks really delicious so enjoy! @TVPartyPlanner @fuggirls @mgiant Almost the same!!! 😢
4/12
2020
@editingemily I would be interested and completely open for this 😀
4/8
2020
@editingemily Lunch every Wednesday with everyone (we’re ~10 people), and my desk!!! It’s one of those amazing UpLi… https://t.co/uglC3CZ0pG
4/7
2020

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