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Leah @leah San Francisco, CA

I do mom stuff and play video games. If you live in SF, I may leave cake on your doorstep. My husband’s the fun one; you should follow him - @garywhitta.

279 Following   4,449 Followers   15,877 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/10/06


@GameOverGreggy @jenisicecreams Have you had Jeni’s brambleberry crisp? It’s so so good.
6/17
2021
@garywhitta Now level up to dipping Oreos in coffee.
6/15
2021
@garywhitta Hey this is what happens when we skip out on EastEnders. I NEED MAH STORIES.On June 17, “Game Changer” will premiere at #Tribeca2021 as part of @IAMQUEENLATIFAH's #QueenCollective, a program… https://t.co/rPyOGJ5oDQ
Retweeted by Leah @davidknowles Many times! It’s such a great little game.Gaming Twitter, I’m going to need ~3-5 hours of portable, low key, not too challenging entertainment soon. Any Switch game suggestions?
6/11
2021
@don_vare @garywhitta @Xbox It makes tiny adorable Xbox noises.She is a very happy girl right now. https://t.co/6ExqMyZnja @garywhitta @ijustine *waves from 115*
6/10
2021
I want this feature on every social media platform pls. https://t.co/NgZjGH9R4Z @ThadeousC Pneumonia is a special kind of hell. I broke a rib coughing. 😢
6/8
2021
Y’all have babies with people you don’t even like... https://t.co/NcICabNTPu
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6/7
2021
@duckvalentine Great weather, so much good food, lots of amazing small businesses, access to nature + diverse lands… https://t.co/Sfw3cgiAS4
6/6
2021
@kbscores Nope, she’s been going nonstop all day. Hopefully she’ll crash hard tonight.
6/5
2021
“We told you to stop tying yourself to things” is not a thing I should have to repeatedly say to my child, but here we are. @CalamityRob I thought it was strange when our kiddo had big feelings about us selling our car but apparently it’s… https://t.co/8QYdkfMrYF @InertSeaOctopus Ohh yeah that’s a rough transition at that age! I’m sorry. They seem to bounce back quickly once r… https://t.co/4R8gklMeadShe had a donut 1hr ago. Hot and fresh off the line. Me: man that donut was really yummy, we’re lucky we got to t… https://t.co/UCsuX8pYmF8yo daughter has big feelings after not sleeping due to 10pm-5am mischief. She just sobbed because I reminded her d… https://t.co/N1mCDfl5Cf
6/4
2021
@johntdrake @willsmith Snuggle baby, feed wife, change diapers, take more pictures than you’ve ever taken in your l… https://t.co/JjPBKoDT5z
6/2
2021
@gankstrr They’re all broken. @gankstrr I thought wrapping it around the stick was the normal way. Who are these animals that throw it out?Laughing at other people’s misfortune usually feels pretty icky but I’m making an exception for this. https://t.co/spp0OXYVjF @johntdrake Oh my goodness, you two made a very cute human. Congrats to all three of you! ♥️ @willsmith @garywhitta This was fifteen years ago and it’s breaking my brain.Hey @garywhitta, who are these children and how did they get on my phone? https://t.co/BKmNnzs1ms
6/1
2021
Hell yea. I know all my drugs https://t.co/1nIPF0rsS8
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5/31
2021
My daughter just asked me what George Washington’s butt looked like. https://t.co/Rm6m7nvVfK
5/30
2021
Applications are now live for the $90 million dollars in rent relief that San Francisco is distributing! Visit… https://t.co/7qhPMqAhan
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5/29
2021
Most important PSA of the day. https://t.co/GmfYQYOa2J
5/28
2021
@garywhitta Impressive, but if you look at it as a percentage of followers… You have some work to do. @garywhitta https://t.co/xS4V0zwDvm @garywhitta Why stop there? Join me on the other side, Gary. Get those blocks going. https://t.co/ZJTWv2VsYn
5/27
2021
Drop-ins for COVID-19 vaccines are now available citywide for ages 12+! @MosconeCenter @thesfmarket @OfficialCCSFhttps://t.co/GjHf4q9ULm
Retweeted by Leah @garywhitta Diglett’s never looked so tough.
5/24
2021
@garywhitta BUT ICELAND. https://t.co/yZFVATDVlSIceland deserves to win for mighty morphing organ waistband. #Eurovision https://t.co/yHxgxDPi7w
Retweeted by Leah @pettycommajared Only the best music competition ever.My daughter told me she isn’t interested in watching any movies “from the 1900s.” https://t.co/dsLH6hkYR8
5/22
2021
Today we're kicking off our SF family fun events for everyone ages 12+. Join us for free food, entertainment, givea… https://t.co/6jKo2KQU3t
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5/21
2021
@Faith_Merino They’re shockingly bad at this pro-life business.This memory popped up today. I spent the 20 minute bus ride from the zoo trying to convince first graders that my h… https://t.co/C25QDIHyFO
5/20
2021
@hollyb_herself Me neither! Maybe everyone else’s newly acquired awkwardness will balance it out. 🙃 @pettycommajared IT’S REALLY WEIRD AND WONDERFUL.How do I human?I’m in a Lyft for the first time in 14 months, headed to my first haircut in 16 months. https://t.co/8EzvIU16uCCombing through pre-COVID memories and it doesn’t get much better than that time Mads and I were inducted into the… https://t.co/xnhN2J1vdR
Retweeted by LeahIn a drought, with extinction events on the horizon, Ag in CA has a record high almond crop. Just so you know who t… https://t.co/ugUNZc3ObK
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5/19
2021
if you ever feel down about what's become of aging British rockers like Eric Clapton or Van Morrison and their gros… https://t.co/hHpIlGs0OK
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5/18
2021
Friday, Kinda Funny will be streaming and raising money for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, a non-profit addr… https://t.co/YiuGOtGViH
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5/17
2021
Do you live in California? Are you worried that PG&E will start another deadly wildfire this year? We've mapped P… https://t.co/yqv3j8tGa1
Retweeted by LeahIn defense of what? https://t.co/sRcIg5Jlnv
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5/16
2021
@ndntacocat @MegRaeB Manual labor is so undervalued. It’s especially shameful in a country with shit healthcare. Af… https://t.co/jhhtrWqnUp @ndntacocat @MegRaeB The comments on that thread are depressing. I could go back to nannying and make $30-40/hr. Fu… https://t.co/zyMz7d6wzjI'm going to be a broken record here: - Kids can't be vaccinated; - Women are disproportionately primary caretake… https://t.co/4zWysJ6R4h
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5/15
2021
🧵 https://t.co/4DGn9hILLT @ndntacocat I refuse to accept this. Squish him down and make him little.
5/14
2021
Spread the word - vaccinations are now available for all San Franciscans age 12 and up! Visit… https://t.co/ompqlUfp8U
Retweeted by LeahWatching Freaky Friday with my 8yo daughter: “Mom, you have SO much drama ahead of you when I’m a teen.” https://t.co/Uhz5cukLPf
5/13
2021
After an unplanned c-section resulting in several days in the hospital, the first thing I had my husband get from t… https://t.co/U1j0yljlz0
5/11
2021
🌟 RTs Appreciated! 🌟 Looking to get some lesser represented POC and LGBTQIA+ Creators for an upcoming campaign I'm… https://t.co/zVYMT1Dm02
Retweeted by Leah @Faith_Merino @lindak0307 It’s my favorite, followed closely by a baby picture where I’m peeing in her lap and she’… https://t.co/5XaPPBevriHappy Mother’s Day to my mama @lindak0307 ♥️♥️♥️ I think this is the longest stretch we’ve gone without seeing each… https://t.co/xuHI0jGQNohttps://t.co/qrvQ5jsvgj
5/10
2021
Heard it’s the 4-year anniversary of Tom Holland’s most iconic screen role so here are my academic drawings 😇 https://t.co/fz4rp9wt8L
Retweeted by LeahThis Mother’s Day, please remember that the moms in your life don’t want cards thanking them for being a martyr. Wh… https://t.co/h6ArxgrkTd
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5/8
2021
We checked the Whitta family P.O. Box for the first time in awhile. Thank you for the thoughtful gifts and letters,… https://t.co/EOe2XMZRQK @GingerGibson Shit like this makes me wish I was still registered in VA.
5/7
2021
San Francisco is implementing guaranteed income programs to support artists, Black and Pacific Islander mothers, an… https://t.co/lXch9YsnxR
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5/5
2021
@ndntacocat I was bringing my dad beer around 6. Put those boys to work.The State has adopted CDC's masking guidance. This is great news and more incentive to get vaccinated ASAP! stateme… https://t.co/kqpl3dRc7H
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5/4
2021
Sadly I can imagine several of my middle and high school teachers in bumfuck NC pulling similar nonsense.What the fuck did I just read? https://t.co/PUkrota9ChIf you consider yourself a ‘visionary’ and your vision doesn’t include the well-being of every single person you af… https://t.co/aHgNIWuIDN
Retweeted by LeahLook at my niece out there crushing it. https://t.co/PGviWvkbPb
5/1
2021
@MikeJMika https://t.co/W842fUWTJo
4/29
2021
@joeynoelle @jenisicecreams That sounds delicious. I’ve wasted too much time on inferior ice cream! @braynbasher @jenisicecreams Hey @garywhitta maybe it's time for a Twitch ice cream party.This was our first time trying @jenisicecreams and I am totally sold. https://t.co/Ci59QwjVxDI have an essay on LitHub! Fingers crossed my mother isn’t spying on my tweets the way I spy on hers. https://t.co/DRuQhPOgQJ
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4/28
2021
“I’m not the impostor, I’m the impostHER.” ...ok she’s a little bit me, too.Kid in Among Us club: “WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REPORT WHEN I HAD STRAIGHT WIRES?!” She is 100000% @garywhitta’s child.
4/27
2021
My kid is at school for the first time in 410 days and I feel like I’m missing a limb.
4/26
2021
@kbscores @garywhitta Our last trip to Vegas was like 75% food and spas and it was wonderful. @garywhitta I want all of the food and massages.
4/24
2021
@abelinasabrina @shannonwoodward Damn, I thought it was bad that my brother couldn’t have facial hair and they kept… https://t.co/orZpvwobGoKavanaugh, who said it was absurd to judge him based on who he was in high school, thinks children convicted of cri… https://t.co/JL9DrfzxHA
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4/23
2021
Harvey Milk is of course the most famous/consequential victim. But Dan White, ex-cop and city Supervisor, also kill… https://t.co/xMu2OfXcIz
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4/22
2021
Good as this verdict is, it’s literally the tip of justice. Until they dismantle the system that allows this kinda… https://t.co/WvpygqmqD7
Retweeted by LeahMy close friends brother is trying to escape an extremely physically abusive household. They acquired a lawyer who… https://t.co/HRXUFCVDrb
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4/20
2021
The kid has gotten into online quizzes. Any time she’s quizzing me and it asks about hobbies, she says, “aww you ca… https://t.co/SkiEp6ywDx
4/19
2021
@b3mus3d On the plus side, explaining that may make him less nosy! While it’s not for me, I’m glad products like… https://t.co/uXIWqipctmTargeted advertising finally figured out that I have a vagina and like video games, I guess? https://t.co/8sa9TcdIvjOn Friday, a friend of mine was detained by US Border patrol on I-10 near El Paso. As his new passport is still bei… https://t.co/conkIqRPbK
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4/18
2021
Three and a half years ago, there were 0 people worth $100 billion. Now there are 8. Those 8 people have gotten $1… https://t.co/uX4FCQhUnS
Retweeted by Leah @MrPope Gary and I got our second doses on Thursday! @purpleunicorn0o @heeliibo @AITA_reddit 90s kids had access to household phones in an emergency. I snuck off and ca… https://t.co/KDkucxLNh8
4/17
2021
2nd dose of Pfizer ✅ First haircut since Jan. 2020 scheduled ✅ Starting to feel a little bit normal ✅
4/16
2021

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