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Warm and cuddly, yet too grumpy for the Midwest. PGY1, pediatrics. She. Not advice; opinions mine & not my employer’s. Vaccines/justice/snacks #girlmedtwitter

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Joined Twitter 6/24/08


@pissedoffpremed Pronamel. Accept no substitutes!!! https://t.co/CYLIuJQi83
12/13
2019
@AmyPeeblesMD Mazel tov @KattrinBee Wait, there’s male Vocera out there?! (Ours is female)Endorsed. https://t.co/HIlnlpf8LP @pippage If the pressure from the blood blister is what’s hurting you, go see a doc, it may be able to be lanced @traependergrast Yes (more so w loan forgiveness). @DrGolfShirt “Warm, well perfused, normal color for this individual & with good turgor” @Cardiac_Cutie https://t.co/wc1zI6KcKw life changing.Licensed physicians. Fixed it for you monsters. https://t.co/ojcBbd8K9F
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @carriuncensored @ivynoelle Llama in a car, alarm a llama, llama duck 🎶 @Ink_Girl_ @ivynoelle Mushroom mushroom!I think to understand Trump and the cultishness you really have to internalize how much people really want to belie… https://t.co/RKEDU3NpFK
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @nurse_charming D sticks. Where I came from they were BGs. @themouseyouknow https://t.co/0QgXo0Hqsh
12/12
2019
@ClinicalPearl Aw thanks pal#medtwitter going after #medinstagram is what i fucking live for
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @RozehnalMd Thanks. @PAlife3 Was pretty much ready for the ground to swallow me whole. @PAlife3 I explained sedation in lay terms to pt’s family. Found out after that pt’s parent was an anesthesiologist 🙃I have no nationality other than American citizenship. Judaism doesn’t require a passport. https://t.co/YhAXDatihP
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋Grassroots progressive group Indivisible has given Sen. Elizabeth Warren the only "A" on its scorecard of some 2020… https://t.co/ZqeWFaXjFo
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋base from 🍊 (tangerine) eyes from 😄 (closed-happy) mouth from 💩 (poo) https://t.co/Xr8UZwriIf
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋Real sick society we got here https://t.co/D7vyuLefbR
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋ok if we aren’t american anymore can american jews at least be called hebrew nationals or something funny
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋One of the reasons Jews are so touchy right now about the President referring to American Jews as a nationality is… https://t.co/pFeEAh8zc7
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋Guys... I might love PEM. @mattbc ALL THE PT. @babbymd ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
12/11
2019
@NorcoPharmD The point I’m trying to make is elaborating isn’t to “make everyone feel warm and fuzzy,” it’s for effective patient care. @NorcoPharmD I mean idk it’s useful to know why people do things - can’t afford vs don’t want to vs whatever. Makes troubleshooting easier @SusanSlavicek @ERshitmagnet Challenging when I’m trying to juggle three admissions and still make it to rounds on… https://t.co/hEPzfEX3AW @ohkayewhatever CUTE @ERshitmagnet (I haven’t placed an IV or NG since starting residency bc nursing does them here & I can feel my skills eroding 😭) @ERshitmagnet For real. Those skills are so important for patient care — **and** knowing how to do them will make t… https://t.co/LOdRu6Dhjh @ERshitmagnet The nurse we all wish we worked alongside as med students! Thank you!! @katrn80 “Not taking Thingolol as prescribed due to (cost/ forgetting/ “I didn’t think it was important”/etc). Esti… https://t.co/nogpsLI7PHDo I bother my building for ruining literally all of my clothes or is this a fight not worth fightingRan a load of laundry including many favorite sweaters on cold. Go to open up the washer when it’s done, and with t… https://t.co/GQbHPLPIlB @DrGolfShirt When a patient w chronic Foley x years opened the leg bag and let it drain onto the exam room floor.… https://t.co/jVpX8VaYkb @ZackBergerMDPhD Yikes. @ClinicalPearl HI IT ME I HAVE A LOT TO SAY 👠
12/10
2019
@MollyRach33 The carceral state.if you don't want to vote for warren bc she's not a socialist, go for it, but stop with this "she's actually a corr… https://t.co/Co7KIj6Sgc
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @browofjustice Kitty & puppers. https://t.co/AxRmAIjeD0 @NorcoPharmD I mean, if the people in the house have colds, that ship has sailed. @notpotdealer Let me guess, it’ll be in 2 weeks 😂 @thatsr3asonable A) reminds me of this tweet https://t.co/S12Hqrf1hO B) what a beautiful story of a peaceful & dignified end of life @adrianmontufarh I can’t quote tweet this and I’m VERY UPSET @SmolStudent 🦔Every lawyer who looks at the Warren disclosures understands that she made a small fraction of the money she could… https://t.co/WcrO7Erv5X
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @DrSandman11 Badge reel
12/9
2019
@CarrieMalavolta @BirthControlDoc @MPaiMD How many “this” gifs can I find to back up your tweets with? Bc this @BirthControlDoc @CarrieMalavolta @MPaiMD Ah, man. That’s sad. In that case I’d say reassurance (and make them food.) @CarrieMalavolta @BirthControlDoc @MPaiMD https://t.co/CETnKM6Fz5 @BirthControlDoc @CarrieMalavolta @MPaiMD You can still help plenty. Make some food for their freezer. Pay for a la… https://t.co/PsExdIDpeu @diannaeanderson People who straddle the lane line. 🤯https://t.co/tYQOMQ7FKW https://t.co/PntSGfe9oCSee, I would tweet about it too, but someone screenshots my tweets and sends them to my chiefs. (If it’s you, dea… https://t.co/OzrAn1iGiWOne of the most important stories in liberal politics right now is that jobs like banking, consulting, and big law… https://t.co/lAHZLJIy11
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @Jake_Vig nONYC's response to Art Basel: https://t.co/biLJB1NJC1
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12/8
2019
This story has two tragedies, one of which we're not talking about. 1) contaminated produce sickening and potential… https://t.co/ryi7UiFyY1
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @BirthControlDoc Peds intern here so grain of salt: I wouldn’t bring them if they are under 2mo and going to be aro… https://t.co/q7qg2H0Rpg @ilikemints https://t.co/UBIb7iNQLK @lilaflavin If it’s “wow, you look really tired, you must have had an impossible night so let’s get you out of here… https://t.co/CGVNA5kkoGI regret to inform you that the straights are at it again. https://t.co/f374mZqpZS @browofjustice I wear them under dresses to keep my thighs from chafing. Magical. @VirginAtlantic And in that moment, we were all Deborah.“Hi, I’m Dr. Leah, I’m the doctor here to doctor you as your doctor bc you wanted to see a doctor who went to docto… https://t.co/zlcyaghxAS @babbymd I’m so sorry. I can only begin to imagine what you’re going through. The dead dad club is an awful one t… https://t.co/8SgISn3GcwThis website is a weird place https://t.co/uqBBbU808P @NaanDerthaal @theblondeMD @Delta Congratulations, you’ve never been a woman. @snug_slug @scholarfairy thank you for sharing yr screams 💕
12/7
2019
There already fucking is one. https://t.co/hbjMQxaNbF https://t.co/j6OnjCxNH9
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @JeanMoorjani (Try running a piece of dental floss under it! Worked for me)There are no words to express how upset by this I am and you should be Please, read this. Retweet this. 700,000… https://t.co/rWrZhH3xCR
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋okay cool, now pretend you're an actual human being whose rent is more realistic, who has to pay for transportation… https://t.co/jPDgShJyAo
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @NICUNursey_ I’m sorry. So frustrating.Walked into a pt room last night to a toddler who was sitting frozen in mom’s lap weeping with fear (she’s afraid o… https://t.co/PbeU3yr5EADo not look away. God damn it, do not look away. We did this, and we are still doing it, and we will continue to… https://t.co/IL81rGmy6J
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @adrianmontufarh hallelujah man https://t.co/Vob1pMYfR0🥰😍 https://t.co/q6UKzQ3RRT
12/6
2019
@attunurse Not a nurse: all the ID tags at my hospital have last names. Typically nurses will ~strategically~ place… https://t.co/YCvLif9DsqSome people’s communication styles just really don’t mesh and you walk away feeling small and misunderstood and fru… https://t.co/jJvPiXbkc3 @believe_women_ @andrew_siva @JulianCastro Didn’t realize that didn’t actually name the campaign. Here’s the email… https://t.co/YtoY2JlVYy @believe_women_ @andrew_siva @JulianCastro https://t.co/nLZ6LDokrE @soladelsky I look at my phone in bed ALL the time. I also skip breakfast as often as not even tho I know it’s not helpful for my migraines @Disgusted_DDD I’d buy this on a shirt! @Nirbion Need that on a shirt! @VeegsRedds @Nirbion Omg I need that on a shirt @Nirbion Omg I need this on a shirt frfr 😍😍 @rabbitholer @traependergrast @JUULvapor I’m An Old (tm) and confused @rabbitholer @traependergrast @JUULvapor I thought Juul pods looked like this? https://t.co/Kit5sSiSq5
12/5
2019
@miblogestublog Side note: It’s shocking how much more fluent his speech was 15y ago 😬But also: https://t.co/J7PMCVksyR
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @jatemple @AtsukoComedy @curlycomedy Christ Christ Baby @DrBrendaHardie Yeah. I agree. I think in this case it was so she can get out of work ASAP and have the least amoun… https://t.co/aWSrHeXnhyYes (already). Running away from rounds to puke in the bathroom. Got sent home. https://t.co/T3hHAlWt3g
12/4
2019

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