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Warm, cuddly, too grumpy for the Midwest. PGY-2, pediatrics. She. Not advice; opinions mine & not my employer’s. Vaccines/justice/snacks #girlmedtwitter #BLM

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@JustSayXtian Pack up the Internet, we’re doneYo! Semites! Adonai eloheynu. Adonai echad.
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8/5
2020
@accio_DO_ This will make your nurses love you and also front load your night, which will help you get all the sleep. Power move. @sophsa SopranosMe: Hey what's the gender of these knives? Roommates: ????????????????? Me: Are they meat or dairy? Roommates: Ah… https://t.co/yt3CHLpKxf
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8/4
2020
@MySystolic Love & cuddles, but handle alone time well and don’t need BID/TID walkies. They’re great pets for docs.As state-seal-on-a-background flags go, this one is v striking. https://t.co/PDkS8HtWBg
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8/3
2020
today I learned that Michael DeBakey, MD was born Michel Dabaghi to Lebanese immigrant parents. next time you ask f… https://t.co/c1dL844A8l
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @jmugele ✨hold on to that feelingThis is so good. https://t.co/zIeqaGtd9k
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @scholarfairy Nope, regular detergent (I use Tide pods bc I have to schlep my laundry up and down multiple flights… https://t.co/6FxAAzd8qx @scholarfairy I wash everything on cold. Occasional exceptions made for exceptionally grimy dish rags, scrubs etc. @JuliaNEM33 Instant oatmeal! If you like boiled eggs, boil a bunch of eggs on your day off and grab-and-go througho… https://t.co/RhpNZGjhc8 @ERshitmagnet Have you ever drawn blood while belting Eye of the Tiger for a patient? Most fun I’ve ever had with a blood draw 😂we all laughed at “no malarkey” but have you ever seen more malarkey in your fuckin life
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @thomasthetaxi Yes @PettyHomoMD It’s dumb and should not happen but there’s too much In My Day-ism to stop it
8/2
2020
Smaller bodied people *systematically* received earlier antiviral treatment than larger bodied people. Controlling… https://t.co/MEFbOj7Nbg
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8/1
2020
Pleasantly unsettled. “Holes have also been described as "ontologically parasitic" because they can only exist as… https://t.co/hvuEIcyR8m
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @kreepklebsiella https://t.co/YbAGOLlUDZ @CcTheScientist p10: has never once in history dispensed an accurate amount of fluid p100: p200 but half as useful… https://t.co/mY4fwVmhvP
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋53°C / 127°F today in Iraq. Normal human life is impossible in temperatures like that. We are in a climate emerge… https://t.co/7fbPvk4uXH
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @JuliaNEM33 @DocHaloApp will change your life.
7/31
2020
Short answer: No. Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/Oajo6qRQFE
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @EmmGeezee @DGlaucomflecken Enough people are liking this tweet that I think we can do it. Twitter University Hospi… https://t.co/qMNAqBioVy @gradydoctor @AdnanRaslan Heyyyyy (from someone doing residency here!) @EmmGeezee @DGlaucomflecken I wouldn’t be mad about a delayed sleep phase hospital, where instead of 4:30am labs an… https://t.co/PVVTKKPGiY @DDiprivan We can def fill out incident reports (including for professionalism) @JeanMoorjani Mildly Midsommar vibes 😅 https://t.co/O8BicTYSAeWhat in the whole fuck. https://t.co/U7aJp2OjVphttps://t.co/tJJprXC9G6
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @emily_fri @LGSentinel It’s papain! Papaya protease. Not sure what protein in venom they’re hoping it targets, but 🤷‍♀️
7/30
2020
me reserving a table at applebees https://t.co/cC2gbf0wbP
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @melissagira @HowsMyDrivingNY ny:jgb1864This is deeply troubling. Plainclothes NYPD officers yanked a protester off the street — identified by her friends… https://t.co/YkFTcl6mRR
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @theKevinGarcia_ Dinner last night. https://t.co/LnGstj0Yax @ADocNamedDani YesEvery morning: “I am so tired. I would sell my soul for 15 more minutes of sleep. I am definitely going to bed earl… https://t.co/62zTpja3q3
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @theblondeMD Be safe and do what you gotta do. Will miss you. Sending good vibes!
7/29
2020
@emily_fri Just wait until you find out about fever as a verb. “If she fevers, culture both lumens and start cefepime.” @firecracker_doc Here is my cat sitting on the radiator but perching her chin on the windowsill. https://t.co/h18p2snP0vPaper wildlife sculptures by artist Diana Beltrán Herrera document nature’s most striking details… https://t.co/ApbIQfZzvV
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @DrEricLevi Trigeminal neuralgia. Also not sure how useful masks are if you breathe through a tracheostomy? @pathologiste08 @MrsPA_C My whooooole hospital has foam instead of gel. That tacky film is bleh @nursekelsey Peds Hospital: the cystic fibrosis unit (2/3 of a floor) and part of the PICU. On the adult side, I do… https://t.co/ifqbBCGMZt
7/28
2020
@browofjustice Yum, (iron) sucrose. 😉 hoping this helps you feel better. @DocSighsALot https://t.co/EZ5qYwM793I wrote about “Hygiene Theater”—how restaurants, gyms, and subways have wasted millions of dollars on fancy cleanin… https://t.co/3Y1gdp0jfM
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @ClinicalPearl 🎶THERE CAN BE MIRACLESThis is the most badass #MedBikini post I’ve read and I’m sorry if Dr. Candice Myhre is on twitter and shared this.… https://t.co/YyONtbwHDr
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @browofjustice 💕 oh eve, this sounds so disorienting and frustrating. Can any of us help? @drwangmd Peds, and you know we are rainbow glitter. @AhmedBuehlerMD In med school I vagaled while *watching* a colposcopy w biopsy bc it made me think about my own IUD… https://t.co/a85cBsv6Va
7/27
2020
@magnetochron I ... sometimes take my mask off at work ... because I work 12+ hours at a time and need to eat/drink… https://t.co/ycaGg7JJ0Z @RachelBocchino No pants, -20 professionalism points 😂
7/26
2020
@EEEaley @bryanboling Absolutely
7/25
2020
I have a health equity joke but only certain people would get it. https://t.co/UllWkKb0MY
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋#whypeds bc a middle schooler just absolutely smoked me in wii cars. Like, took the controller out of my hand and s… https://t.co/yobVCRY8rN @bryanboling I mean when I can’t get a screaming preteen who’s in the hospital alone to take his Miralax because “I… https://t.co/6XDgLZ6zQHA dating app but it helps people find their landlord's other tenants so they can organize a rent strike
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @twkelly_EDU I’m from NY but was raised by a Texan. I say y’all, including to patients @HungryScribbler Hello coffee 😍
7/24
2020
#WearADamnMask https://t.co/8AmwpTk8nd
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @MsXandry Yay! Thank you for the update 💕honestly the most healing thing for me, moving from christianity to judaism, is learning that "wtf, god?" is also a prayer
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @MsXandry HOLY SHIT MAZEL TOVMy boys? Beach. https://t.co/SHGfvZ5P41 @smartereveryday In terms of daily use + couldn’t-live-without, Littman stethoscopes
7/23
2020
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Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋My man? Wicker. https://t.co/NsaXEc39W0 @RyManMD DownToDate.Who had “public health authorities recommend glory holes” on their bingo card? https://t.co/KBiwweHepo
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7/22
2020
@adrianmontufarh Well hello from D’Booté. @adrianmontufarh https://t.co/cU8cUWPmz1
7/21
2020
@J_Motoki Popsicles 🎉This thread is full of gems. https://t.co/Ch28Yn4Wcc
7/20
2020
@CasarezKk Pink. Then orange. I don’t know what’s wrong with you people. @YoungMace22 Munchkins @urfemmebot Bear-y peaceful. ☺️
7/19
2020
This year has been relentless. RIP John Lewis, an exemplar.
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @Caulimovirus Ah, yes, the “clear out your sinuses” shelf @snug_slug 💕 this will not ruin you.
7/18
2020
It is with a profound sense of loss that we share the news that Dr. Benigno Rodriguez, principal investigator of th… https://t.co/nRjdTOdfeP
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @marklewismd HydroxychloroquineWe need clarity about what’s going on in Portland. Unlike DC, the fed’l government doesn’t run law enforcement in t… https://t.co/yQKXvRevvq
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @TheRealIJM Benedict xynbervatchUSPSTF Recommendation: Screening for Bacterial Vaginosis to Prevent Preterm Delivery https://t.co/9BwDzEiqLv a trav… https://t.co/WhaI0eUMKm
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @relatableafmd @j_thePA @c_diazepine YES. Occult GI blood loss as a result of cow milk is common in otherwise healt… https://t.co/fySgtTJINK
7/17
2020
@ConnorLounsbury Big Bang theory. @c_diazepine https://t.co/aFLMIJ2cSW @screamingmd @melhkwan @Covid19Docs WOW. We def see pos patients in clinic and in hospital/ICU. Had literally not o… https://t.co/Vu5h0k2rNt @c_diazepine And his hemoglobin is 6.8DID YOU KNOW JEWS INVENTED SPORKS?!?! https://t.co/n0om0S9ei7
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋i want what she has https://t.co/QgSDFfSxqr
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋 @that1premed AbsolutelyIt’s the stomach for me actually. https://t.co/4fgHDggczb
Retweeted by yr peds pal 🐋(*Our standard lyte panel is an “RFP,” which is a BMP with albumin and phos)*yodels* Just put the mag in the lyte panel! There is literally never a time I want all the lytes except the maaaaa… https://t.co/zeqcFLgmWIEyeball dentists of twitter. Deep pain in my R eye when I blink or look up + to the right. Not itchy or red or ha… https://t.co/aBod5JkwGq
7/16
2020

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