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lindsay @LeisureSuitLinz North Canton, OH

I should have peed before I left the house. // PSN: LeisureSuitLinzy // she/her

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Joined Twitter 7/31/08


Hey @sheriffkevin it's our jam https://t.co/pZdz45FBJe
4/20
2019
I wish I'd done anything except stare dumbly at him. I hope he at least got it out of his system on me.Just wanted to breeze through my a familiar hometown drive-thru for some party drank. Got treated to a dude's xenop… https://t.co/8K0kQomb7xIt can be made canon by everyone at Nintendo, but they're my favorite Mario baddie and this is just the hill I'm going to die on.Listen, I know there's a lot of political turmoil right now and the last thing you need is some know-nothing's opin… https://t.co/xFpyvkamvI
4/19
2019
male action protagonists could look like this but creators are just cowards https://t.co/dxTJ6TS71N
Retweeted by lindsayOkay but now I want it. https://t.co/ut3yb0BTlA @LissySandwich My name is Lindsay and I'm here to say I love you too baby I love you too baby and I love you too baby. WELL.Just after standing outside my front door, hucking fistfuls of leftover corn in the garden for the birds, I turned… https://t.co/bf5SKqjB8y
4/18
2019
one of my all time favorites, despite skipping it on the album for *years* after I bought it. https://t.co/EtIttgJIVx @merrittk RIGHT?? I think about this game literally every few months.
4/17
2019
THAT'S what I like to hear! https://t.co/Eb1yvDA5aC @sheriffkevin @JoeyRukkus It's just one of those things (at least to me!) that's justifiably super popular. It's hard to not get invested.
4/16
2019
Watching game of thrones is an amazing reminder that I am physically weak and would immediately die in a world wher… https://t.co/OjlJfv8h80
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4/15
2019
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Retweeted by lindsay @theferocity @IsaacFitzgerald Also, I always have to have subtitles on because either they mumble or I've got shit ears.I know I'm going full Wine Mom but MAN do I dig a rainy Sunday. https://t.co/oF7zjcQTzMreal talk tho the best Joker adaptation was Liz Lemon's. https://t.co/FBeDml8zaV
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4/14
2019
@LissySandwich If you ever get the kind that you make yourself , I'd highly recommend making it with coconut oil in… https://t.co/bBxYVzfu5F
4/13
2019
Can't wait to see who comes out of the woodwork acting like my best friend now. 💅💅💅 #donthatemecauseyouaintme https://t.co/IieUuQiE2x
4/12
2019
When i die instead of a moment of silence, I request a moment of everyone pretending something that’s not a phone is a phone.
Retweeted by lindsayI've been in the waiting room to see my regular doctor about my anxiety for a half hour now and part of me wants to… https://t.co/sSiQZ9QNQv @briangaar I can't wait to see who you transform into! Also, I'm super happy about this but I wish they'd let you m… https://t.co/Zuv5aaC6mA @DanaSchwartzzz Reading the phoenetic descriptions of various dad sneezes has me in tears.twitter dot com baybeeeee https://t.co/Kwn2t7l2uO @FlatFootFox @High5Hannah holy shit if this isn't you
4/11
2019
@JoeyRukkus @sheriffkevin Dude that's incredible!! Well done! @sheriffkevin HIGH FIVE.GUYS. I just figured out the source of a leak in my bathroom sink (not plumbing! Just a weird hole at the base of t… https://t.co/qlrHOECweOhttps://t.co/xffcbeXwwe
Retweeted by lindsay @Chickadeeeeedee I would be honored to adopt them all! @Chickadeeeeedee That would be raaaaaad! I love your decorating style... It's pretty much in the vein of what I'm going for! @Eleaseisowned MOST LIKELY.Robert E. Lee’s last words before his death were “Oh Mary I’ve gone and pissed my pants again. Just like I did when… https://t.co/GgO4KWAQMX
Retweeted by lindsay🆒🆗 https://t.co/7xDiJc29ug @Eleaseisowned Oooooh okay!! @wormsRgross Next time I see her, I'll get her takes on what I should keep inside my living/dining room!! Duh, I ca… https://t.co/nig51E3kojI don't know the first thing about plants but I desperately want to become a Plant Lady because it seems like a goo… https://t.co/LczXefB8mT @LissySandwich I bought this from Amazon for when I sell my video game candles at craft shows. 😁 https://t.co/B8rwMM27Ft @sheriffkevin Also, I hope you feel better soon.❤️ @sheriffkevin Dude me too! Hooray for old tenants! @sheriffkevin https://t.co/gKaUofckEiToday my dog suplexed me from the couch to the ground for trying to get her ear drops in and I found a huge patch o… https://t.co/FTURApHAnX
4/10
2019
@SamSykesSwears Between that, breeding chocobos and cross dressing to turn on a bad guy, the game is Pretty Horny™ @McNarnia I won't be at the conference but that's my neck of the woods if you want to grab a beer! @sheriffkevin SO BAD. @wormsRgross https://t.co/VikJjj2u1d
4/9
2019
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Retweeted by lindsayMajored in philosophy, IPA-drinkin-ass boy.I'm always going to have a soft spot in my heart for Harvey Danger's "Flagpole Sitta" but in retrospect the lyrics… https://t.co/mrdJJRGGrW @kathbarbadoro Bless.
4/7
2019
@LissySandwich Dorothy Parker, for sure! Her sharp wit and occasional nihilism would be perfect in this era. @EmmiEmmiBoBemmi BTW she's still obsessed with that slap bracelet. @EmmiEmmiBoBemmi YAY!This is my Sea of Thieves character. In the canon of our stream, her name is Porridge. https://t.co/x90sWjVPW6 @AM2DM @joshgondelman He's such a damn gift to us.
4/6
2019
They say to never meet your heroes. https://t.co/yUiE6m6TiG
4/5
2019
I can't wait to see who gets cast as Ed. https://t.co/fxEqrLVATE @amyisajarjar Love YOU! 😍😍😍😍😍 @amyisajarjar At first I thought I wouldn't have any idea what things in my life were causing anxiety, then suddenl… https://t.co/JdQ4IpvsAU @tonybonesarelli @bransonreese ME TOO.Me: these earplugs should help me actually sleep through the night instead of jolting awake at every little noise.… https://t.co/wuVctNZLvuhave disease where i can’t read book without thinking “well Look at U!!! you’re reading a book!!!!!!!!”
Retweeted by lindsay @JakeBaldino @mistermegative I didn't spend hundreds of hours cultivating in-game coffee beans to be sassed by this killjoy. @sheriffkevin For sure, I just get weird about talking through stuff sometimes. It's almost deer in the headlights.… https://t.co/9cspWAQk97At my psychiatrist's office. Apparently just north of Shadow Cat and adjacent to Learning To Live Again. https://t.co/VRKIN9wmTt
4/4
2019
@meeklexilight Ahahahahaha I love those kids so much! @meeklexilight Between that and Violet calling Navi "Knobby".... 🍆Today @Eleaseisowned made my daughter the happiest I think she's ever been. https://t.co/2xfG7m91pwLast night, my bearded lady crafted a unicorn flamethrower and my husband got us a decked out muscle car and what I… https://t.co/tiKSZCgVdl @Harpua1987 Alex might, I can't remember... I haven't yet, though.When someone asks you how your depression has been lately. https://t.co/WPyAYefklz
Retweeted by lindsay @theyetee Uh YEAH......once Alex's Steam updates.Possibly finishing Far Cry: New Dawn tonight if you wanna come hang out? https://t.co/TTBMO1Yet1 @sheriffkevin OMFG
4/3
2019
"Margot, why are you so fussy and HOW did you get mud all over your leg?" -Me, moments before instead getting the… https://t.co/VsbHXTfXpa @theyetee 🐵👍When #yeteesquad puts out a call for merch pictures and this Kong has a funny face. https://t.co/hKzxq7e8fi @Eleaseisowned Pan's Daaaaaaam, Bish!🐐
4/2
2019
@evtofficial You have no idea how much I needed that just now. @evtofficial Today I called the Easter Bunny in front of her and told them not to bother dropping candy by our hous… https://t.co/UIwjwMyIXt @Crunchyroll @Eleaseisowned lemme hear yours boo @evtofficial Holy shit sameAnyway, genuinely thought I was being pranked when I woke up to an email that this was out on early access, but unl… https://t.co/sEocrMQCso
4/1
2019
oh god oh fuck https://t.co/JmrilYLl3n
Retweeted by lindsayI paid for a stranger's coffee and then she cut me off for a parking spot! 🌸 #payitforward #blessedBilly Corgan rides a rollercoaster https://t.co/rgaizgpMbs
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3/31
2019
@exteenaw We need more Daisy in the world! 👑Clud https://t.co/7ZXMdT2J81
Retweeted by lindsaythrow in your weapons and I will make you mayor of flavortownjust googled 'great fieri fountain' and was shocked that it doesn't exist yet. someone who can photoshop plz make this happen for me.DOCTOR: It says here you took 3 years off to "soak in tub" ? ME: (pleasantly) Yes, due to my agonies.
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3/30
2019
people with anxiety tend to: • telegraph their strong lunge attacks 3-4 frames in advance • dodge roll away and us… https://t.co/mHLOwbsFyE
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3/29
2019
Toy Story (1995): When you're not looking, your toys are having adventures of their own! Toy Story (2019): Kill th… https://t.co/smpBZ2Ua7rdeadass
Retweeted by lindsay @sheriffkevin You know I just subscribed! 😎 @sheriffkevin Lmao that's the first time I've ever heard his voice
3/28
2019

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