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Jon Lenaway @lenawayj iPhone: 32.804672,-96.836426

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Joined Twitter 4/18/07


If I had control of all the troops. I’d station them at Taco Bells across the country until the chili cheese burrito comes back.
2/26
2020
Can’t wait til this becomes the next TikTok Mayo in the face trend https://t.co/uEutrrBjCA
2/22
2020
Tired: Fully electric 0 emission cars Wired: https://t.co/Y7OdpkYrIY
Retweeted by Jon LenawayI had to get it out of my system. I will now rest. #AnimalCrossing #DoomEternal https://t.co/fTLblzPMMd
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2/21
2020
@ben_silverman @AgentTinsley A hoppy yogurt at least?
2/20
2020
Is Caesar the only ruler with a salad dressing? 🤔
2/15
2020
https://t.co/tThQYPB2xCJust saw a girl bend down to pick up dog poo with a baggy and simultaneously drop her iPhone in it. Oops.
2/14
2020
If you ever looking for a psycho, start by checking the list of people who prefer Soft Centers over Nuts & Chews.
2/13
2020
@tonyhawk In fact, having met you. You look MORE like @tonyhawk than anyone @tonyhawk In fairness, you do look a lot like @tonyhawkWho wore it best? Kristen Wiig or lasagna? https://t.co/JQAQUgSh8xWho wore it best? Diane Keaton or Carmen Sandiego? https://t.co/arNgnImlYv
2/10
2020
@davidscottjaffe Wow!
2/5
2020
@nickchester That was based on the ORIGINAL CG model
2/4
2020
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1/30
2020
Woah, that’s crazy https://t.co/h8eeNXe1sP
1/29
2020
@lorenschmidt I used to like the Colony Wars games. Wish they still made those. Would be easy VR fodder
1/25
2020
@WillJPowers Best arm wrestling movie ever
1/24
2020
I can't stop watching it https://t.co/O1VUOTbHWx
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1/23
2020
@nyactor https://t.co/g3REj7CK6PSince everything takes place on networked computers, can someone explain to me why there are still days a bank can’t post a check? @JoshYTsui https://t.co/FS1rlsO782
1/20
2020
@Home_Halfway Sit in traffic
1/19
2020
@EvanSkolnick Good luck parsing the dwarves’ names from the Hobbit
1/18
2020
The vagina scented candle on goop is really just a restickering of Dangerous Catch candles they couldn’t move. #truefact
1/17
2020
@JoshYTsui May I watch your motion picture? I hear on SNES it doesn’t have blood.
1/16
2020
@nyactor https://t.co/4fE4lZ6pWv
1/15
2020
@Memesis Or ever. @ChiliCheese_ @tacobell @sonicdrivein Don’t worry. Sonic is always disappointing @BrianMcGovney You could easily stop watching the Hardy Boys and swap in Fleabag.
1/12
2020
@nyactor Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic - Isaac Hayes @MrMooEar Here you go, fellow former MMB member https://t.co/96arxI6sLz I’d recommend doubling the fish sauce and… https://t.co/7CPqEDONQI @MrRussellDavis Do you make any cocktails with prune juice? I think I could make it work in something tiki with some funky rum
1/11
2020
@JoshYTsui It’s farting, right?
1/10
2020
@nickchester Things need BS
1/9
2020
@Shudder Sesame Street
1/8
2020
We should haven taken “French vanilla” as a declaration of war long ago
1/5
2020
Since the Mandalorian was a big hit, I’d suggest they also do a show based on Marvel’s Mandarin. Then they can meet… https://t.co/u0Hrcy9g1o @Shudder app suggestion. Add titles and chapter starts for the anthology films (you could probably use the series f… https://t.co/qToirJlwLt @Shudder https://t.co/V5SvB9x0u2
1/2
2020
@DanLikesPizza Also pizza
1/1
2019
The @manscaped ad which lectures you about using the “wrong tools for the job” is clearly using the wrong microphon… https://t.co/PmQMmygHG6
12/31
2019
@nyactor https://t.co/mZktGx3l4L @nyactor Any movie. Nic Cage. What do I win?
12/29
2019
@JoshYTsui You getting on the Seoul Train?
12/28
2019
@JoshYTsui Is that an onion ring sandwich? @davidscottjaffe @disneyplus @HamillHimself @RobertIger If Loki gets his own series, why not Darth Vader? There’s r… https://t.co/MopMknnxtM
12/27
2019
@BAFTAGames MechWarrior @ManMadeMoon Was there a boulder chasing him?
12/24
2019
@nyactor Turn off the dark with Spider-Man
12/23
2019
I almost never use the phrase “in my opinion.” It’s unnecessary. If it’s coming out of my mouth, of course it’s my opinion.Questions asked by younger viewers of #SNL last night. Who’s Buckwheat? Who’s Gumby? Who’s Eddie Murphy? @therealcliffyb It definitely wasn’t easy to keep her in the movie. Yet, it was also the movie’s Martha moment. Coi… https://t.co/SnVNjbFrRC @AndrewBellinger Should have went Book It. You’d just get Pizza Hut for reading, meanwhile all the ass you want. @crecenteb You’ll dislike it because it’s garbage, regardless of your impressions of two other movies.
12/22
2019
Cats and dogs living together #masshysteria https://t.co/b3tY9uPv0M @MrRussellDavis @ADanielHill Looks like he closed it
12/21
2019
@JamesStevenson I can also confirm that it is certainly a thing @Shudder Street Trash
12/20
2019
@JoshYTsui Are they serving popcorn in little litter boxes?
12/18
2019
We went out and did a thing again https://t.co/WrDDFd9JXO
12/15
2019
@MrRussellDavis Yeah that’s a deeper pool than FernetOne thing is not a series
12/13
2019
@JoshYTsui Or one person who isn’t a quitter
12/12
2019
@JoshYTsui I give up. Why do you smell so bad on the morning commute? @JoshYTsui But why?
12/11
2019
@MrRussellDavis What’s your worst drink ever? I mostly order drinks I like. Hiram Walker’s Pumpkin Spice Liqueur is… https://t.co/BwCVUlZW87 @nyactor Hot sauce. Many are like ketchup anyway, so you wouldn’t be missing much. @MrRussellDavis Red Bull and anything @PlayStationUK Battle Arena Toshinden, PlayStation, Twisted Metal 2, PlayStation
12/4
2019
I saw people posting how to watch The Irishman as a mini-series and I didn't agree with how they broke it up, so I… https://t.co/p6TtVnxpzo
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12/3
2019
@JoshYTsui You should see this movie https://t.co/z60VyuX2F8
12/2
2019
@JoshYTsui Frozen 1 was lame, was 2 worse?
12/1
2019
@Death_Bow I wrote a joke on Twitter this morning. That’s a little output
11/29
2019
@addy_cap Twerky day!Happy Thanksgravying https://t.co/CRIBBfzoNlThe Irishman’s cast and innovative use of CG ironically makes it like the Avengers of goomba movies.
11/28
2019
@SeamusBlackley how about their alcohol too? @DanAmrich it IS a nice 'caster https://t.co/UTEaUChvW7
11/27
2019
@Kanaratron Airplane!
11/26
2019
@JoshYTsui Needs more picklesRutgers to rename themselves from the Scarlet Knights to the Bowl Eligibility Fluffers.
11/24
2019
@AlabamaFTBL, it takes guts to schedule cupcakes in November. You have a lot of guts.
11/23
2019
@AVGadultGamers @ChiliCheese_ @tacobell That is pornographic @JoshYTsui Hold out for the camper https://t.co/x3A1zmzT7Q @DanAmrich I would have had that Corey quote put on a tshirt and worn it at E3Breaking News! Tesla’s new military design https://t.co/h4oZgYFvs5 @ManMadeMoon Blade Runner? Nah, that’s Moon Patrol.Maybe @tacobell lost the recipe. Let me help. It was chili + cheese in a tortilla. No rice, potato, Dorito dust, Mo… https://t.co/YdCjcOlDFx
11/22
2019
Hey @tacobell can we stop messin around with potato wedges, Doritos, and tortilla chicken strips and just bring bac… https://t.co/nuhVpmI0U3
11/21
2019
@MrRussellDavis @HBO It’d be fun to make a Rorschach cocktail where the floater is black on white patterns (or maybe bitters on a flip?)
11/16
2019
@BrianMcGovney Wake up! https://t.co/Fz8z3P1x4W @RussFrushtick https://t.co/n9QqAuPpvoShaggy D.A. Is now available for streaming https://t.co/2GcvO24yQj
11/12
2019
@ManMadeMoon Five: Prime, Netflix, Disney, Shudder, HBO. (Plus Disney is coming with Hulu and ESPN, so I guess I’ll have 7)
11/11
2019
Who will be the next brand to launch hard seltzer?
11/9
2019
Now accepting early beta signups for Terror of Hemasaurus: https://t.co/f4XByqJaF5 Trailer:… https://t.co/zsIYGaQafx
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11/8
2019
Buick ads are sales poison. Annoying people and the worst song in advertising history.
11/2
2019

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