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Chicana AF. Repped by Rayhané Sanders of Massie & McQuilkin Literary Agency. Bitch is my pronoun.

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Joined Twitter 7/18/12


Yes. And I am a sexual assault survivor. I have run away from rapists. I don't run to the ballot box to vote for th… https://t.co/49MxOlGp9UThe 2020 election isn't gonna prevent fascism. It's already here.Ni sirve pa caldo el Biden. @rousqzad https://t.co/pJ1bUX2mVx @rachleeabel YesThe word desmadre is coming in very handy. @BookShowLA 😂 @NadxiNieto https://t.co/9KHbwFrropAs suspected, #COVID19 is NOT a great equalizer. It’s laying bare the structural racism & environmental racism of t… https://t.co/CepZrGLf6H
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de SerranoIt feels strange to share good news right now, but I'm happy to finally be able to announce this. Agents who have l… https://t.co/N1qLjs2mKA
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de SerranoFinancial assistance, donations, support, etc. may be something we can't commit to during these times, but somethin… https://t.co/NE6LmoBuWe
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de SerranoAlyssa Milano's shift in rhetoric around sexual violence once Biden was on the chopping block reminds me so much of… https://t.co/HI5YNI9I2T
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de SerranoWhere are new queer Black mothers and new Black immigrant mothers? I want to talk to you! My DMs are open, or you c… https://t.co/wTZLH2vRpF
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de Serrano @herstory_queer 💋“we are seeds in a pomegranate somebody in hell clutches.” ~@lesbrains , Mean. 🤭🌈😭👑💋
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de SerranoAs we make our way through this pandemic, I’m concerned that some of our institutions, public and private, such as… https://t.co/bAJ6y7hdEH
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Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de Serrano @Circa__ I have been but its raining outside!!!!
4/8
2020
My nalgas are like WTF? @debraj112 Chisme-deprived!Quaran-tía vibes https://t.co/HoUEXusZbu @RachelMcKibbens @DrMeliCastillo "Essential workers"In 24 hours, we will begin an overdue conversation abt the racial dimensions of COVID for people of color. The vir… https://t.co/cCIyKvcov3
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de Serrano @DeliaChristina Shoot Thompson out of a cannon @LaShandrow @SandraLeeMD Wearing a mask helps. So does keeping both hands busy. For example, you could hold a glass… https://t.co/HUGiVqItQh @ztsamudzi @atypewritersing When I saw that list, my heart swelled with maternal, and needless, concern for Sylvia. @LaShandrow @dennisjohnson No, but a girl can dream! @RobsTinFoilHat @foggybreeze Lol. I'd lock Stephen King in the attic. @Chumbolex the new economy @LaShandrow @dennisjohnson No! Long story. https://t.co/TvbmNWSO04 @LaShandrow @dennisjohnson Oooooh, I can't do a house with Sandra...she doesn't like me. Lol. @kidzdoc00 I love it...I can imagine Stein slipping Hubbard some of her wife's brownies and then...BAM! @ztsamudzi EXACTLY. 😂 @DoxieMamacita That's how it's gonna be w me n Rand. LolI'm house three but without earrings cuz you know there's gonna be fights. https://t.co/YJFPyelrjF @DeBASERfilm 😂 because TRUTH.Congelador tamal stashes have provided predictability, continuity, and freezer burn across my lifespan.Are you feeling COVID-19 symptoms? Anyone in LA County can now ask for a test. There may not be enough for everyone… https://t.co/MhkYtmgdy6
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de Serrano @BreeNewsome Republicrats.Flirting with writers during social distancing; https://t.co/tXhWbfE3nA
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de SerranoIn my latest piece for @Essence, I talk about the absurdity of Karens referring to “Karen” as a “slur”, how this ab… https://t.co/dLlXbDdP1w
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de SerranoI remember Ruthie Gilmore saying that racism is most evident in vulnerability to premature death. This is devastatingly clear right now.
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de SerranoThe Supreme Court has started issuing decisions remotely in order to protect their own safety. One of their first… https://t.co/nGqj6XpBCs
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de SerranoComo México no hay dos, pero ahora todos somos uno, desde muy adentro, desde nuestro hogar. Por eso, a salud de tod… https://t.co/ntgRvxHgZa
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de Serrano1/ Trying to stay up-to-date with all the #SARSCoV2 and #COVID19 literature? SAME! I have been summarizing article… https://t.co/l7gtmu9W8Z
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de SerranoTIL today: If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t touch your face
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de SerranoMaking it easier to identify assholes https://t.co/ZKwd3erWrO
4/7
2020
@tressiemcphd I am shocked by the number of parents of K-3 children who are trying to make school happen. Let them eat paste and move on
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de Serrano @IronyDept I've read it a bunch time but I'm re-reading it for "research." And...it's fun!Dracula! Ouch! Yum! https://t.co/vllpKD8BpK @IronyDept 😂A lot of writing doesn't deserve to be described as haunting. @soynuevayorka 's piece on surviving in NY while in r… https://t.co/XvobLBupxv @IronyDept https://t.co/gF0u7l3u6s @IronyDept https://t.co/0KOjaCLyZD @ginaruiz Totally. I had a student with that hairline and he used to say to me "I look like dracula cuz of my dad." 😂 @IronyDept https://t.co/qx0mSX5AlD @IronyDept Dracula keeps the drama going tho https://t.co/ZDHT0zXgPgQuaranqueen. https://t.co/Ri0ZrybU85If you're black and have been affected by COVID-19 I want to hear from you https://t.co/cAXUESoDAy
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de Serrano @CooperLeeB TRULY. @geekylonglegs We're living through a Karenaissance.MAKE US ALL VALEDICTORIAN https://t.co/TbxLzcqWKV😂 https://t.co/69ZDSjRTG6
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de Serrano @Herfinangle Don't take Aileen's name in vain. LolKarens complaining about the karening remind me of my childhood best friend who told me, when we were ten, that she… https://t.co/mY6QXgmdsV @DisaffectedGlee 😂Hey journalists covering #COVID19! Bookmark and share this ongoing thread of safety resources from #CPJEmergencieshttps://t.co/SzgYSB3Vh2
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de Serrano @Jagenau https://t.co/YcJ8rsgV7K“La romantización de la cuarentena es un privilegio de clase” Solidaridad total. Muchos colombianos se van a queda… https://t.co/AG2rS1G9CN
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de SerranoThis is nothing new. Whistleblowers get screwed. See also anyone who exposed Trump’s lies and corruption. https://t.co/qrUhOIdKDh
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de Serrano @maxsparber No! Lol. Okay.Team Dracula or Team Frankenstein? Go. @Sherree_W @ShaleenWoods I'm reading Dracula right now and the descriptions of disrupted sleep patterns are uncanny. @TechOfGospel https://t.co/Rj1eXbpBi6 @HMStiller Not at all. 🖤If you're depressed, you're in great company.The anti-Karen incarnate! https://t.co/8CqSLXVISh"I am anxious, and it soothes me to express myself here; it is like whispering to one’s self and listening at the s… https://t.co/LniSIRBJgJThe landlords are scared https://t.co/vGlWm8Naqo
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de SerranoDidn't they low key do that in Napoleon Dynamite? Vote 4 Summer!Quarantine arts and crafts project: make a Karen piñata!Trying to write about epistolary lit (Dracula, Griffin and Sabine), confinement, pen pal traditions, and correspond… https://t.co/JVPM5cDHD0I'm having a tough time not laughing as I re-read Dracula because I can't not hear it in Keanu Reeves voice.Today marks 4 months since my cousin’s murder. I’m thinking about all the DV victims who are trapped at home with t… https://t.co/4JhEtElti8
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de SerranoA Black Woman Created The Concept Of “Rage Baking” But Two White Women Stole The Idea & Wrote A Book About It… https://t.co/jyviIEwJlj
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de Serrano @EvArnTheWriter "Your friend! Dracula."I'm re-reading Dracula and changing the punctuation to make him sound more cheerful! @marcellepdx 💜thank you💜 @las_superchivas Yes, I was low key referencing that! I love that movie. @afaltschul Lol. I'm not a Trekkie“I was born to wear costumes so I treat my life as a reason to wear one.” @lesbrains at Apparel for Authors!… https://t.co/pGwiZ15AqM
Retweeted by Myriam Chingona Gurba de Serrano @mitchellvii We get it. You're "death positive."Sometimes the weight of a phrase starts to really tangibly sink in: another lifetime ago. @kateschatz Yes and it always sounded so fantasy/sci-fi to me when all it was was backwards Karen. Lol @CFoxnose Omg the time Kelsey Grammar fell off stage. Lol.If you say Karen backwards, she becomes something out of a Tolkien novel."Anticipatory grief is also more broadly imagined futures. There is a storm coming. There’s something bad out there… https://t.co/LdqHn4d4C2Coronavirus death toll: Americans are almost certainly dying of covid-19 but being left out of the official count -… https://t.co/llhAYD0kJE
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4/6
2020

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