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Disabled. Trans. Extremely skittish. Pls love me.

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Joined Twitter 4/16/13


@The_Terroirist Why yes, my name has had TheAdding more items- I had a dream I was sending out so much jewellery, and I still have a ways to go to cover my une… https://t.co/vqFpJm2e8GAdding more items- I had a dream I was sending out so much jewellery, and I still have a ways to go to cover my une… https://t.co/vny8yHbfS9Adding more items- I had a dream I was sending out so much jewellery, and I still have a ways to go to cover my une… https://t.co/LAY21UYTIT
11/25
2020
Y'all these soaps are turning out so beautifully and I have enough of this brick left for two more sets of three, $… https://t.co/sKccQcHEH0When abled people see us “functioning” (on some level) and then unable to function, they must believe that one of t… https://t.co/C1Y68gEWuT
11/24
2020
I love you enthusiastic weather dadCurrent mood is Tom Brown yelling “we’re building a toyyyyyyyyyy...” before remembering a split second too late tha… https://t.co/xCv0fzgnPo @DamnSelene Oh. Yes
11/23
2020
This shirt was $9 at the grocery store
11/22
2020
You're so gay, you probably think this tweet is about you https://t.co/SDNPIgrvIAMe, in the car after grocery shopping with my mom for the first time since literally March: AND I DIDN'T EVEN CRY… https://t.co/fN5ujWq6JQSuck it nerds I’m a jock now https://t.co/b6wkrVpDExI got my first B12 shot today and a flu shot, I’m about to fight someone I feel so powerful or take a nap, hard to say.Nothing says “doing the lord’s work” like having an Autism Mom tell me to go fuck myself 💅🏻
11/21
2020
Oh no, how can I possibly flag “I’m super gay” now that my 15 facial piercings aren’t visible any time I go out in… https://t.co/di3gMX45W4Haven’t read a book in years but I picked up a copy of Don Quixote because if I’m going to start reading novels aga… https://t.co/o7v1qFhkyFIt just felt really irresponsible, especially when Station 19 & Grey’s are usually so committed to (and amazing at!… https://t.co/0zisUoE2nlI was really disappointed that #Station19 chose to portray a ~heartwarming moment~ that involved a character breaki… https://t.co/lQYA5hLLs3 @dii_cicala I straight up yelled at this page https://t.co/h6DEzYlilY @dii_cicala It was. SO BADBan doctors from making punsI should have known group therapy for hypermobility patients would be bad when the booklet we all got emailed ahead… https://t.co/RwkNIthRHjStation 19: [something dramatic happens] Me: FUCK My mom: it’s just a show, the chances of that happening in real… https://t.co/CU78iY9QIr
11/20
2020
I would have been better off with the vibrators https://t.co/5xLuP0s4z9I always forget how powerful having eyebrows makes me feel https://t.co/sayrtOC4hkNow I have to pretend to be at therapy in my room for another two hoursSo therapy went great https://t.co/2x8BMEC9wW"Put your hand on your heart and imagine your hand is a little surfboard riding the waves of your breath." Friend… https://t.co/aHny5BHWMFPut away my vibrators before video call group therapy today: ✅ @EdenSarah Yahoo chatrooms!I keep saying I’m never dating anyone again but my friends are all so cute and wonderful?? It’s very difficult
11/19
2020
@DamnSelene My favourite thing about Christmas is definitely the moviesHi I'm back trying to subsidize my expensive blood, please buy some of my handmade jewellery! $20 necklaces, $15 ea… https://t.co/nSO1yctJBeHi I'm back trying to subsidize my expensive blood, please buy some of my handmade jewellery! $20 necklaces, $15 ea… https://t.co/b2OwE68klJHi I'm back trying to subsidize my expensive blood, please buy some of my handmade jewellery! $20 necklaces, $15 ea… https://t.co/TS2t3HqiolI’m on hold with LifeLabs trying to get the results of my blood work and this is the best muzak I’ve ever heard in my lifeWoke up with the words "On Wednesdays my dudes wear pink" screaming in my brain on a loop for some reason.Ableism. https://t.co/ZS1wPWvxokCharacters in the movie we're watching: "how am I going to find her??" "the city's not that big!" Me and bff, sim… https://t.co/dNOiSIzlOy @DamnSelene It’s true, we’ve been together for 60 years.Fully expecting my doctor to call me with the results of my bloodwork just in awe of how I’m alive and conscious wi… https://t.co/yi9nshobNR @AutumnForward I love it!!!Me: I love my friends so much my heart explodes with joy every time I see their faces and words and memes in my fee… https://t.co/TsGWj3znL1I love it when the contestants on Wheel of Fortune cheer each other on
11/18
2020
Having been raised Catholic I laughed very hard at this https://t.co/CCUNA3z8ZX @Azure_Husky I’m upset that I can’t pin literally every one of my tweetsSoooo I had some Surprise Medical Costs come up yesterday which would make it super extra great if anyone wanted to… https://t.co/W3gr4wQCEY
11/17
2020
@Jack_Metta I’m not sure! I really only use it when @DamnSelene and I are together but it’s literally @themightybutts @MissARomm I had the flu once and it was the worst I've ever felt in my life. I literally thought I was going to di… https://t.co/qxsv7376UW @Jack_Metta I have DEFINITELY posted my ass on insta??? WtfAlso they had to use the smallest needle they had because I have tiny baby veins which at least was hilarious, and… https://t.co/DLC0eiHvzrI got my blood work done, cried into my mask in the waiting room, they took ten vials, it SURPRISE cost $250 which… https://t.co/zNkEgM8aTx
11/16
2020
I KNOW WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND RINGS IT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING https://t.co/tZTfxS4eFP
11/14
2020
@herong I was having an especially difficult time and my bff rounded up a few pals to collectively buy me a few thi… https://t.co/innjgu1gSfWaiting for a man to ask me whether I've considered the possibility that I'm actually smelling something else that… https://t.co/vuaOBr1GNYMask/no mask makes it much easier to tell which parts are flashbacks on Grey’s Anatomy vs trying to figure out whet… https://t.co/gTfKFfHaMS
11/13
2020
@panicbombbby @MatthewLillard I liked the one where he and Freddie Prinze Jr are astronauts! I don’t remember anyth… https://t.co/QrndIdL79F
11/12
2020
Friends! I am finally selling my handmade crystal gem soaps! $20 for a set of three (CAD for my Canadian friends /… https://t.co/WWPCTJxlFLhttps://t.co/RXoJ5WNbt8 https://t.co/RQWY1dadfGCar commercials are either really weird privileged relationship dynamics, extremely abstract conceptual voiceovers… https://t.co/8PxV1ZHX3cDo you think car dealerships just have a room full of those big bows
11/11
2020
https://t.co/2UIZ6xLPPA https://t.co/zwCkbtVlySI keep getting emails telling me I've got discounts for various music subscription services and I'm just always lik… https://t.co/e4QQCMkYJdTime to watch Jeopardy and cry
11/10
2020
Most creative injury of the week award goes to: messed up my knee last night ...putting on earrings.Calling it dermatillomania is kind of funny because it sounds like I’ve got skin and I’m just a little bit too exci… https://t.co/tFfqEKFStd
11/9
2020
It’s really cut down on a lot of my anxiety that I’ve only been reading my feed over on my private twitter but I fe… https://t.co/AVpHpmjedD
11/8
2020
There are so many people I really only interact with in fb comments or on twitter who I think of as My Good Friends… https://t.co/JkN5JeRwuN
11/6
2020
@DamnSelene https://t.co/3eSZ0jT6CXTHEY’RE GONNA HYPNOTIZE MY BUTT (The EDS psychologist is referring me to a program that’s hypnosis for IBS and I’… https://t.co/8ONIxsB72q
11/5
2020
Currently taking bets on whether I’m much better or much worse at Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy while heavily sedated
11/4
2020
@DamnSelene @Stiborge https://t.co/Z3UM9kh1u8There was this one glorious day maybe last week where all day long I didn’t recognize a single trending topic on tw… https://t.co/2Up0CiOsx1I love it when I see a trending topic that I have no idea what it’s going to be about and I click on it expecting t… https://t.co/LQQAk5SqcG
11/3
2020
and turned to the person next to me and said, “wait, what planet are we on?”but deep and otherworldly. After watching them for a few moments I noticed a third body in the sky above them, even… https://t.co/U7NrjTQw7CLast night I dreamed I looked up into the sky and saw the sun setting at the same time the moon was rising, side by… https://t.co/jyIpCz9jbd
11/1
2020
@TiltedCanvas @HappyLittleBush THIS IS BRILLIANTFancy for no reason 💪🏻 https://t.co/Ux6X7X0OGA
10/28
2020
Also my friends teamed up and got me this enormous avocado plushie because they love me so much and that makes me f… https://t.co/HbdEwZoWwiI haven't really taken many selfies since cutting my hair and I don't think I've taken any ~suggestive ones since m… https://t.co/shF10gsMp8 @MortuaryReport https://t.co/rUQ4OjhxWT @rianne_marie Math was so boring when I was in school but I'm enjoying it much more as an adultThe only good thing about original borat was sacha baron cohen in that bathing suit
10/27
2020
Me in high school vs me now! https://t.co/pSbZbQBL7t https://t.co/Ul0fiYoJA3On the drive bringing 10yo back to their dad’s yesterday, someone had gotten pulled over on the highway and when we… https://t.co/g9aqPQaA3B
10/26
2020
10yo: [friend]’s mom isn’t ...your kind of people Me: 10yo: Me: 10yo: Me: 10yo: I mean she’s straight
10/24
2020
10yo: what does ACAB mean? I know it’s good... Me: all cops are [swear word] 10yo: oh. yeah.I just want to send my body through the dual whisks of an electric mixer
10/23
2020
10yo: why are you so oily? you’re like a french fry! Me: I dunno! hormones? 10yo: eww! why are you still having h… https://t.co/sXytyhjlk7
10/21
2020
10yo spilled water in the tv remote and the channel got changed to French talk radio and now we can’t do anything a… https://t.co/Uig9yuvM3X
10/19
2020
@Hilbabe @blizzb3ar I never leave my house but “mentally always lost” is my eternal state of being @dreadpiratejene https://t.co/qCvrDuFOl7Whenever I get the urge to bite into a chunk of raw meat, I wonder if it’s just my usual intrusive thoughts or if m… https://t.co/wETVxAEzYE
10/18
2020
“Kids can’t possibly know they’re trans!” https://t.co/JfcULTSx0f https://t.co/3Uk7PevNe4
10/17
2020
@The_Terroirist Keep in touch. Not here. But somehow. Surprise me. Show up at my house with a boom box. Pick me up… https://t.co/IozVFaXbo7Why did they call it this and not “gettin crabby” https://t.co/3KcNG92DV3I lost a bet with 10yo and had to change my twitter name.The night before was a dramatic & heartbreaking love story between pro football player Seann William Scott and sex… https://t.co/q8Evd8j4kO
10/16
2020

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