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taking this silly app off of my phone until i'm comfortable with the connections it brings me, which will hopefullyโ€ฆ https://t.co/taD25NVASf @mysticmamaa sckectch
1/22
2020
@Token_jellyfish @annalenaweissy everythingthis is how the inside of my mind looks https://t.co/vaCrJLpFf0
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1/21
2020
We went to the planetarium today and when the voiceover said โ€œthis is the earthโ€ one of the kids booed
Retweeted by frosted mini dolphinsfuck you guys https://t.co/EGtNkdDrli @bcjbonner it's not in America :/ hbo max has the rights to them here @PapaSquish lmk when you're getting out of your appointment and ill lyk what i'm doing! @PapaSquish wheremstgun girl looks like she was developed in a lab @MoonytheGemini @sFlox19 iconic flick @Prideoflife2018 @gattacattag @ManUnitedZone_ lmfaoooo WHAThttps://t.co/TWvd3uHhcp
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1/20
2020
should i;kid, when life gets you down you got three choices https://t.co/AlVUVqhaS3
Retweeted by frosted mini dolphinsit's obviously pronunced JID wym?? https://t.co/ge5VNXtJxqIF U SEE ME IN PERSON N I DONT SAY MUCH UNDERSTAND IM VERY BASHFUL U HAVE TO GET TO KNOW ME TO TRUELY SEE MY SWAG BLOSSOM
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1/19
2020
Feel Old Yet? Skyrim Was Released 9 Years Ago, 7 Years Ago, 4 Years Ago, 3 Years Ago, and 2 Years Ago https://t.co/WnnnG5FVdA
Retweeted by frosted mini dolphins @DefNotSatan @DylanBaur noUnfortunately no one has found a cure for the disease of being 23
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1/18
2020
Be brave and submit to love
Retweeted by frosted mini dolphins @sFlox19 dude i made it two and a half songs in before the tears started falling in phoenix lmaoBlue World // Mac Millerturned off Circles bc i'm going in public and mF THE HOURS BY BEACH HOUSE PLAYS??? WHEN WILL THE TEARS END??pete buttgag https://t.co/n9YuMKI0zUits ditch new years resolutions day but my resolution is to not make resolutions because every day should be about changing for the better
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1/17
2020
Chanson d'un jour d'hiver // Cortex @Mcfreddy440 sounds like a max thing to me @MikesDogshackOU a man of taste, i see!you wake up. youโ€™re still a lizard sunning on a red rock. it was all a dream. the concept of selling โ€œfeet picsโ€โ€ฆ https://t.co/fEaMeOHycm
Retweeted by frosted mini dolphinsโ€œIt is what it isโ€. April 3rd. @Thundercat https://t.co/JIqc7KYOMm
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1/16
2020
mountain lion is suspicious in itself but If U pull up to the function wit sum Dr. perky im calling The cops to daโ€ฆ https://t.co/CfhfGICEhF
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1/15
2020
@Trollacoaster @AshyMalik https://t.co/nPWvzZFkuT
Retweeted by frosted mini dolphinsabsolutely euchred!!bro she fucking left me for him https://t.co/7uawOKjpkT
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1/12
2020
@DFortune4 hahaha fuck
1/10
2020
Good News // Mac Miller @Eslip_ ya boobaysquidward's house: the surprise depressive energy that snuck its way into my day today squidward: ya boi https://t.co/0jtoKCdiKvi โค๏ธ audio signal modulationI wish I could whore out feet pics for money
Retweeted by frosted mini dolphins @MoonytheGemini shiiiid idek what you talkin bout famooooo https://t.co/ODgJDr0y7N @zaydhc bro if you were at hq you could hear my laughter from that @zaydhc ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€I really do stop and miss milliron at least once a day
Retweeted by frosted mini dolphins @MoonytheGemini stop making me reminisce bro thanks @grandpas_urn thanks dead grandpa!! @WorstLightskin i voted yes on accident hahaha short people @papyfaye1 you're IN for it
1/9
2020
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Retweeted by frosted mini dolphinsI just called Kimโ€™s to order and they talking about you have to come in to place an order itโ€™s packed. I told themโ€ฆ https://t.co/2MRmWph3jQ
Retweeted by frosted mini dolphinsi didn't plan on crying anymore this month but oh fucking well!! https://t.co/ENpQxmoTJg @carolinekincer @DanielTGott appendicitis machine fixed!I gotta see Brent faiyaz man
Retweeted by frosted mini dolphinsgoing on a date today im really nervous I hope she likes my new shirt https://t.co/DIfPI4jFlF
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1/8
2020
RETWEET & FOLLOW to WIN โ€” @Bonnaroo reveals 2020 lineup ft. @Tool, @TameImpala, @Lizzo, @Bassnectar + more. Bonusโ€ฆ https://t.co/9jfjsjXaOd
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Retweeted by frosted mini dolphins @DFortune4 bro whoever keeps leaving my home with my things ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚will there ever be a greater housing arrangement than @CjBailey22 @Mcfreddy440 @MoonytheGemini @spiicoliโ€ฆ https://t.co/wPpnzjeWCFhttps://t.co/60Arsz0smy
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1/7
2020
This song is better than most careers https://t.co/QeRZQ3XEzh
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1/6
2020
!!!!! https://t.co/I2HpVLtHYBgave my little brother the unplugged controller he actually thinks heโ€™s playing lmao https://t.co/FBf4S3B9Mr
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1/5
2020

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