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Joined Twitter 2/6/16


When you haven't been furloughed https://t.co/sK62Jm2ss3
8/3
2020
The sooner you realise your better off by yourself the better
7/4
2020
Shite knowing if you didn't message first you'd hear from no cunt
6/11
2020
Everyone doing "numbers 1-14 and winner gets 100" just so they can get a bag of tackle
4/15
2020
Sooner we all in sooner we back out wish people would fucking listen
3/25
2020
Well this didn't go to plan https://t.co/ml6WuLm9aa
3/23
2020
I don’t care what anyone says iv already done my time in isolation back at school and I’m not doing anymore not a c… https://t.co/PAEQkvIXAI
3/18
2020
@miaaturnerxo Got a samsung? @miaaturnerxo Fuck sake😂Need some pals to go out on the pisser with sick of staring at these 4 fucking walls
2/15
2020
Credits that bad cant even do buy now pay later at JD ffs
1/2
2020
Cant believe I payed 11 bar to get into players
1/1
2019
You know its christmas when the fridge is full of all sorts from bolams
12/20
2019
@Katieallan___ How long did you have to wait?
12/19
2019
Durham new college for ya https://t.co/WRaPD5svEz
12/16
2019
"Can you do me a lift" https://t.co/Jral6iEc9L
12/5
2019
Couldn't be chewed been pure licky arse to some people just because their "popular"
12/4
2019
9 years of Tory rule. Heart breaking. Vote the fuckers OUT! https://t.co/7Jd7eYRCfv
Retweeted by Lewis White
12/1
2019
Still a charmer https://t.co/A4rUWs0lU3 https://t.co/SlKkZp5phk
11/21
2019
Can’t stand going through maccies drive thru and they tell you to go in the car park may aswell go fucking in
11/3
2019
https://t.co/rX1qppu9vz
Retweeted by Lewis White
9/17
2019
If your planning on watching it 2 don’t 😂
9/7
2019
Don’t half get some pure munters at Durham bus station like , woman was carrying her dog and chasing the security g… https://t.co/363REd4QiA
9/6
2019
Can’t believe me mam sent is this cunt hahaha as stotting https://t.co/LyUSMDKcqC
9/1
2019
@gracegrainger1 Who the fuck freezes their bread like
8/27
2019
@laeton_ts Hahahah roll on butlinsWanna book one of these £99 holidays like peoples going all over but knowing my luck al get a weekend in fucking Skegness
8/12
2019
Why is it a task and a half to open a bottle of listerine
7/20
2019
No one: Boys in the PE changing rooms on your birthday: https://t.co/Itm7PSF8zT
Retweeted by Lewis White
7/18
2019
The best Summer we have ever had truly started on this day last year: https://t.co/Hl4guiL9lk
Retweeted by Lewis White
6/18
2019
Imagine seeing this cunt in bed with ya berd ahahaha id tuck the cunt in https://t.co/Z9nMvJGYqQ
5/18
2019
🐔🐔🐔 https://t.co/SLZmu1cC7t
Retweeted by Lewis White
5/15
2019
Can’t even have a lie in , woke up at 11 after a night out and every cunt thinks am missing
5/6
2019
I don’t even need a drink https://t.co/kLFjXKemH9
5/5
2019
@Mlowes1602 Miss you to
5/3
2019
love the north east me https://t.co/sZr0XxeVU2
Retweeted by Lewis White
5/2
2019
@BigLez77 @adara_fraser1x @jsdavies01
4/26
2019
Suns out let’s climb a Lamp post lad https://t.co/bazE9Cb8ez
Retweeted by Lewis White
4/22
2019
A was today’s year old when I found out Mr beans from consett
4/19
2019
Satisfying as fuck https://t.co/8Ma08WNzvY
4/16
2019
Your inbred if you gan all the way to the metro and gan to spoons for some scran @J_CartwrightN0T @JoshCo0per @jsdavies01 brick laying 😂😂😂😂
4/10
2019
Your wrong https://t.co/Szr3JpLwBu
4/8
2019
@derekedwardsgb @reegan_willey
3/25
2019
@kaiwaters_nufc @meganplatts2 @jsdavies01 it’s me and @reegan_willey 😂😂
3/11
2019
@herbz1996 @laeton_ts
2/26
2019
If you didn’t play this as a kid your childhood was stinking https://t.co/PbEOKrqR87
2/15
2019
Rate my plate of Facebook is quality like
2/7
2019
@PaigeDrennan57 Aye it’s open now
1/29
2019
Proper wanna have mint holidays like Dubai , Thailand , India and that but with my bank balance I’d be lucky to afford a weekend in Berwick
1/14
2019
@MikeyCookie_ @alanab_x
1/13
2019
@reegan_willey Think you mean @jsdavies01Got a lifestyle of a 40 year old , sat in on Saturday night watching celebrity catchphrase
1/12
2019
@laeton_ts @jsdavies01 @reegan_willey 😂😂😂 time to grow up and move on
1/2
2018
How annoying is it when you’ve liked someone for absolutely ages and you just can’t unlike them @daveyboyswallow What a horrible way to talk about your mate
12/25
2018
"Is it a tortoise?" 🐢 @ianwright0 and @alanshearer take on our hilarious 'What's in the Box?' challenge 😂 https://t.co/jT6WZtmboo
Retweeted by Lewis White
11/23
2018
*when someone says “alright” but their intention is saying hello* My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say… https://t.co/pd8HowZJf0
11/16
2018
And me mam says I waste money https://t.co/hKtslfzl85
11/15
2018
@bobbialanaxx @JordanDavies_01 Ya dodged a fucking bullet 😂 @bobbialanaxx @JordanDavies_01 “9 days”😂😂😂 he’s fucking tapped man the dirty cunt , why would you let a dog like ya arse piece @bobbialanaxx @JordanDavies_01 Bobbi a man has needs 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂 @LauraEllenCowan The Cunt needs putting down @LauraEllenCowan Rammel isn’t it 🤮Actually can’t believe there’s people out there who love getting licked out by their dog *cough* Chris stoddart *cough*
11/9
2018
Am a absolute 10/10 for fucking things up 🙃
Retweeted by Lewis White
11/6
2018
Can’t wait for Xmas and start belting out fairytale of New York
11/2
2018
@bobbialanaxx No ones slyer than kai , got left in Durham on me birthday and @proctor_katy was about to go 10 rounds with her ex hahaha @bobbialanaxx Missing me like Bobbi?Proper shite when all your mates are off college for the week but your still at work
10/23
2018
All the greastest showman’s songs are pure anthems like
10/17
2018
Swear every cunt who flies from Newcastle airport takes the same photo of this wall and puts it on there Snapchat s… https://t.co/o83540OR1k
Retweeted by Lewis White
10/9
2018
You don’t appreciate school times 9-3 until you start working
10/8
2018
@miaaturnerxo @laurentraceyyy @ElizGCowley Haven’t seen something so relatable
9/18
2018
Whoever says roll and chips needs to be put down like https://t.co/1eJuUh6Nw4
9/12
2018
@amber_rolph Excited about going to college? Wouldn’t dare
9/5
2018
There’s some munters about but fuck me new college is riddled with the cunts
9/3
2018
@emilyymoore_x @lucypinder99 @alanab_x Scary cunt she was 😂Only parkside kids will know what’s it’s like to walk into a class and see Mrs Rennison as a sub https://t.co/y14Nphc2k0
Retweeted by Lewis White
8/17
2018
Forgive me but this made me howl 😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/A8pv4iXK52
Retweeted by Lewis White
8/14
2018
Come on people back samira and Alex #loveisland I feel for Charlie he gotta attached to the worst girl imaginable.… https://t.co/MoXwrrEIXe
Retweeted by Lewis White
6/14
2018
Me surfing away from that gsce #aqaenglishlanguage https://t.co/yN2j9a8QXc
6/8
2018
Danny dyer watching #Loveisland seeing the man his daughter coupled up with rhyming her name with fanny looooool https://t.co/Hshntmy3vV
Retweeted by Lewis White
6/4
2018
@CarrieHennon What were the chances 😴
5/25
2018
Me if Singh song is the poem tomorrow #AQAEnglishlit https://t.co/6cfjVa8x93
5/24
2018
Never realised how fuckung annoying an Ozzie accent is until a watched Geordie shore
5/15
2018
@miaaturnerxo Well you have nothing else better to do so go ahead @miaaturnerxo Well if your gunna be annoying at least have the decency to do it properly
5/13
2018
Think year 10’s have done more revision for their mocks than year 11 for their real exams ahahaha
5/7
2018
@miaaturnerxo What does “fink” mean like? @miaaturnerxo “ No one gets my crack but you” think you’ve just had as bad luck as me 🤷🏻‍♂️ @miaaturnerxo Ya think your crack is “lethal”
4/30
2018
Hate how close the tables are in Nando’s I feel like im having a huge fuck off feast
4/21
2018

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