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MrBliz @LiamBlizard London, England

.NET/JS contractor doing distributed shiz in the cloud. Landscape/urban photography @blizardphotos

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Joined Twitter 9/12/09


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8/5
2020
My fiancée has yet to respond to this. https://t.co/YTNCkNgPzy @jackamayorcas Didn’t watch it, but sweet Jesus the playoff finals are cruel. I’ve watched the blades lose four wit… https://t.co/4wOTX13mHC @jackamayorcas Absolutely gutted for you mate. @helloiamrob That sounds like an awesome pub quiz. @jackamayorcas Fingers crossed 🤞Which @jonathanvswan are you today? https://t.co/A347YxH380
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8/4
2020
@mipsytipsy God yes, i’m consulting at a place where the team is dictated to about what they’re working on, and it’… https://t.co/oIG1GrMtz1 @AnthonyDotNet @dustinmoris Nicole Kidman’s breakthrough role, Dead CalmFour guys in my tube carriage not wearing masks, including a fucking Network Rail employee. @martin_costello I’ve just played football for two hours, I definitely need one nowThis is absolutely terrible news for my twitter habit https://t.co/691zoxrITWHoly shit, when did the jubilee line get in tunnel 4G?Did not expect a 19: 30 pm tube from Stratford into London to be this empty. https://t.co/5lXuYEUKhJFav part of the day is the hour after I come down In the am to check on her and let her out, and then we have an ho… https://t.co/oE8quYgQjy @thenewlove Jesus how easily did that car flip @SellyOakBlade I think it’s better than our last two.Both parties being bellends here. There was ample space in between parked cars for Vine to move over. https://t.co/NdjCrNlS6N
8/3
2020
@martin_costello So fucking cute https://t.co/8Cxug0Obr9Puppies: Absolutely mammoth time sink. I have to sit with her for at least a couple of hours every day to get her f… https://t.co/tAfcOhiecY @DomBruehwiler @_DiningCar I absolsutely adore Finnish trains @noopkat @oluoluoxenfree @superSGHP @lynnandtonic @cassiecodes @sarah_edo Lynns stuff is insaneNo ticket machines at Margate train station, was told to pay on train. Guard did not come round the train, barriers… https://t.co/IkA51FUlud @matkoch87 @buhakmeh @dotnet @resharper https://t.co/9oII9wKZuE @CraigGrannell @katebevan Way too hot for the pooch either outside or in her bed https://t.co/m0YDCJjWkB
8/2
2020
@ejblackburn Probably a fair few desperate devs out there at the moment.Saturday night https://t.co/jggbcVmZTi @buhakmeh @RachelAppel Ah yes Udi Dahan and Martin Fowler are recent ones that spring to mind when questioning why… https://t.co/em3ciLoJfC @TraceyMcaleer @Blades_analytic https://t.co/hq3dfYRn3d https://t.co/BIuMwme0C3 @JXB101 @EstherMcVey1 The problem, is everyone doesn’t know that. Far from it. @Aaronontheweb @maartenballiauw @AzureTrenches @getsdkbin If you’re trying to build something end to end with lots… https://t.co/P5uhjyzCbfIf a girl suddenly acts as if she knows you in public and acts like you’re friends, go along w it she could be in danger
Retweeted by MrBliz @buhakmeh He’s an Egyptian, not a Spaniard. He just has a Spanish name, I don’t think the accent is that egregious,… https://t.co/O8c7S0YPNXI wish this recruiter the very best of luck getting someone competent for that kind of money. https://t.co/oRYkg7Qe9u @Aaronontheweb @AzureTrenches Remember, all this nonsense, spread over 7 bounded contexts, each with 3 microservice… https://t.co/j77joq78FG @Aaronontheweb @AzureTrenches Meanwhile the gateway would have held the original http connection open waiting for t… https://t.co/CMzLVaQIqV @Aaronontheweb @AzureTrenches The gateway, would get the incoming request, send it on to a write API, which would t… https://t.co/mvlgzz6aRk @Aaronontheweb @AzureTrenches Oh yes, I forgot, there was an application gateway of sorts, designed so that it woul… https://t.co/6uPsGCznGmBeen playing around with AppMetrics on asp net core this afternoon. Really easy to use with @grafana https://t.co/g2zvsGIAiH @AzureTrenches @Aaronontheweb So true. Don’t get me wrong, the app that the 3rd party wrote is utterly horrific, us… https://t.co/HtGqIQUyhR @Aaronontheweb @AzureTrenches They did have some scaling issues, but it turned out they were all due to some terrib… https://t.co/efvSnWepOE @AzureTrenches @Aaronontheweb I'd forgot, the system does about 2.5k request per minute at peak with 2.4k going to… https://t.co/nhferhBMAaBefore wishing that special someone a happy #YorkshireDay please remember that God’s Own Country is not a homogeneo… https://t.co/XzOoXaVxX0
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8/1
2020
@martin_costello And I guess a warning that “you cannot use a voucher because Apple Pay” is against the App Store rules @martin_costello Yes I dimly remember it being an issue back when I was at JE. Still not solved huh? @Aaronontheweb @AzureTrenches Well, the devs managed to convince the business that it was a terrible idea. Only 6 m… https://t.co/ZexRncWiqAI've got £20 in my @justeat_tech account, yet it doesn't subtract that from my order, when I pay via Apple Pay on t… https://t.co/6ByLelTFkHBut the online chat room where the ransom negotiations took place was left online, giving a rare and *incredibly* i… https://t.co/T428w4mkbs
Retweeted by MrBliz @AzureTrenches @Aaronontheweb So 21 different microservices at 3 nodes each. We had more nodes than we had requests per second @AzureTrenches @Aaronontheweb I’m working at place where the architects designed a 21 micro service system to handl… https://t.co/gcHPoJ1ivsToo damn hot for the pooch https://t.co/l2w9EeIeVN @successfulsw Nice! What sort of crop have you got here?Paring with someone who uses Visual Studio to do their Git commands https://t.co/CwPSXRjA4ySo apparently the only way you can create a folder in the files app on an iPhone, is to do a long press in the fold… https://t.co/Z2XZrsWLRl @cassidoo “There’s a million things I haven’t done” Me, staring at a huge issues backlog.
7/31
2020
@biscuitmelange @odtorson Remembers the days when the author of the left-pad package removed it from NPM and it took out half the web. @TuftyBall PCP is another absolute banger of a closer from the boys from Blackwood. @TuftyBall Oh, I just realised you had it on your list too 🥰 @TuftyBall No Surface All Feeling, Manic Street Preachers
7/30
2020
@jackamayorcas Proper squeaky bum time @joe_mighty @StachuDotNet @buhakmeh I hated the ‘using static’ syntax when it first came in, now I use it EVERYWHERE @jackamayorcas Well it will be when she gets in the harness!Nice little pupgrade for the Brompton https://t.co/icwp81GjZo @jaredpar I was showing a dev new to dotnet, Visual Studio yesterday and one of the biggest things he found clunky… https://t.co/Ri8QPTHVQA
7/29
2020
@martin_costello It’s like DuckDuckGo. At least a quarter of the time I’ll get better results from using google stu… https://t.co/pcbLkLNfaOClassic line from 2013 era Fresh Meat “You’re up shit creek with Apple Maps”The final chorus of @taylorswift13 Last Great American Dynasty In pictorial form. https://t.co/wqLr4bYxJb£6.55 for a pint in my local. Up a quid since beginning of lockdown. Absolutely fuck right off Covid-19.My first job post uni I got £15k, and I asked my friend to tell me if I started acting like a bellend, now I had lo… https://t.co/5MuHrTLc82
7/28
2020
@softwareverify 🤷‍♂️ @joe_mighty @martin_costello I’ll go looking. I just saw it on a random code spelunking session today and was, what the hell? @martin_costello It’s possible, this is part of a sitefinity application.Is there any possible scenario in which this is sensible code? https://t.co/KCV0BpjdeJ
7/27
2020
This was the season defining moment it turns out for perhaps 6 teams in #EPL Technology was brought in to mitigate… https://t.co/uyDgWUAXfv
Retweeted by MrBliz @Jessica55691372 @dirktherabbit @DPJHodges If you were a responsible adult, you wouldn’t get on a plane to Spain for a holiday.Chris Wilder has improved the team on in leaps and bounds from where we were in 2013, but the greatest improvement… https://t.co/F8CBf0vfL7Go the fuck to sleep. https://t.co/wmD7SVAJx4
7/26
2020
https://t.co/4zNnH7EGGo https://t.co/rV8K0kSAPO @FernRiddell Topical https://t.co/HVS7p8NMYX
7/25
2020
@ejblackburn @jchannon I got an Irish terrier last week for £1.4k. I've seen some as expensive as you say, but tha… https://t.co/iDePkYDAjz @jackamayorcas Looking forward to unleashing this on the work slack this morning.
7/24
2020
@claytonhauck @ContrabandEater @OskSta I built this this other day which fills the entire grid. Pretty much three s… https://t.co/8OFMo26IElMy puppy makes the cutest sounds when she’s sleeping 😍 https://t.co/p3T4TyUQts
7/23
2020
@daveaglick Glad he got round to the naming overload. I’m trying to fix some Identity issues in full framework, and… https://t.co/cUG2Ki3LLuMe when I was reviewing Martin’s PR’s https://t.co/w3AVqgI7of https://t.co/AfzGQ9MRIN @martin_costello The only other time I’ve seen a Blizard outside of my family, was watching the credits for Eastend… https://t.co/E3VJ3dQTN4 @jackamayorcas Playoffs are cruel as fuck, I’ve seen the blades lose four finals without scoring a single goal @jackamayorcas Tough break man. @MaybeMartinJ @dustinmoris https://t.co/4OhVFhhBrh @dustinmoris @isaac_abraham If you’re new to .Net, and the application you’re working on is on .Net Framework, the… https://t.co/0g1jXHmW7E
7/22
2020
The neighbours big dog barked loudly and now Big Suze is too scared to come outside. https://t.co/yxTwpISNxcBig Suze was a bad dog this morning, but she’s forgiven https://t.co/Ooq6GFlx67
7/21
2020
https://t.co/jHVRIyp3Hv https://t.co/FeNJuFWnclOMG, there’s so many good terminal commands in this. https://t.co/mSI774M0wK @stefanjudis https://t.co/HqJAAhLdj3 @stefanjudis 😍 https://t.co/Qd7FxLbrK7 @TMatthews03 @ftbl__szn @PKendrickWIG https://t.co/3gDTYFz0sT @megalewis81 @Blades_analytic I don’t think there was anything wrong with the opening question. @Blades_analytic @PaulBurkhill123 Also, the Huddersfield play off was gash from start to finish from both sides
7/20
2020

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