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Joined Twitter 10/13/10


My test was negative but it had only been 9 days since my exposure so I asked if I needed to quarantine anyway and… https://t.co/3vE7AFEJs5I talked to 3 separate people in the office (the kept acting flustered and transferring me). I asked them why I was… https://t.co/KgynUjeAlHI’m glad that a fucking doctors office isn’t notifying patients of exposure. This was 9 days ago. I worked and had… https://t.co/DnXrULRDHGFound out yesterday that my doctor had Covid at our recent appointment and I was not notified. I found out because… https://t.co/V37m19U8YH
11/26
2020
Our new bedroom is big enough to fit a chair which I’ve designated “the cuck chair”Happy Blood Rage eve! 🦃🔪🩸
11/25
2020
Went into the bank for a $12 service charge issue and ended up getting held captive by a Colin Robinson type banker… https://t.co/Xz8w2ZJD69Why am I at work?Welcome to the Ronald Room https://t.co/iPFLAkD7kt
11/24
2020
Mfw I suck a dogs dick https://t.co/f4CP0bDmzrAww crap it turned out to be just a dog again!Omg guys i sucked off a werewolf!
11/22
2020
@ShanusMcAnus PeetusI have to admit something. I’m watching the Sopranos. For the first time. @JokeHartzler Same! Be prepared to constantly fuck with the temperature. For fun!
11/19
2020
@ShanusMcAnus His dye job really bothers meI really hope Kamala likes being Biden’s token woman pick. Is she good choice? Who cares she’s a lady!Remember that time when asked about who they would make their VP and Biden said a woman and Bernie said the best pe… https://t.co/kjbT4EpPAAI’m coloring my clients hair & she says she was up all night puking,diarrhea,102 fever & she swears it’s her gallbl… https://t.co/arQCOOIZlE
11/18
2020
@ShanusMcAnus I don’t know Sean, it gives off “joker vibes”
11/17
2020
@DieRobinsonDie can’t get a test in Indianapolis for at least the next three days. It’s great!
11/14
2020
@RiggedPig I think one of us has to visit the other person’s island and we can make the drop that way. After that,… https://t.co/961x8oYi3xthe girl working at Arby’s said I was really beautiful so I’m gonna ride that high out a bit as I snarf my beef and cheddar
11/13
2020
@RiggedPig if you still need a drum kit I can send you one! @ShanusMcAnus Say it. Say I’m your homie
11/12
2020
@ShanusMcAnus can we get a pic?All the other wives wish their husbands were drawing the great milenko during a work meeting.
11/10
2020
New favorite thing is to buy monster and reign every time we have to go to Home Depot. Makes me feel like I’m worki… https://t.co/vEsg0DCxdf
11/9
2020
@ShanusMcAnus I heard that he can kiss your balls
11/8
2020
Virgil wrote in “big juicy mouse” on her ballot. I told her that’s just a vote for the other guy but there was no c… https://t.co/22HbS9N5ky
11/7
2020
@ShanusMcAnus I was thinking the same thing...
11/5
2020
@ShanusMcAnus My dad’s dumb as hell ok
11/4
2020
So do i write in “Joker” or “The Joker”?
11/3
2020
How it started and how it ended or whatever the fuck https://t.co/Ode24fFGMgThat part in Night of the Demons when Stooge says “you can’t take this bitch anywhere!” he was talking about me
10/31
2020
@ShanusMcAnus You were also Yves Saint Laurent one year @ShanusMcAnus The Dracula costume turned into a Andrew W.K. costume as the evening went on @RiggedPig No I fucking love the The Relic. I will watch that any time. Relic is a new horror movie that everybody seemed to loveQuestion: I watched The Beach House and Relic a while back and they both pissed me the fuck off. I was especially m… https://t.co/OzQ5Oo3GceHow they make those monkeys work??https://t.co/BxmxtF8glG
10/30
2020
@ShanusMcAnus Yes I took them. I’m the worst @ShanusMcAnus Well now I want it even more!
10/29
2020
Watching Se7en right now. You guys aren’t gonna believe this but the guy is killing people based on the seven deadl… https://t.co/4z00pBHDvDWhen a client tells u they can’t come to their appt because they have Covid but waited 30 minutes before said appt… https://t.co/QKeI9IlQ88Should I get this just to wear as regular clothes? https://t.co/F2yj8QYQFq
10/28
2020
one of my paypigs just gifted me the shiny shirt. What a kingly gift! Thanks anonymous!Were you guys aware that Angelica from rugrats mom was actually her stepmother AND she was a gold digging whore???… https://t.co/cC4ymm2K9m @cherbert11 If you see them point em outsomebody give me a Mithril shirt so I can look like the pimp I was born to be
10/25
2020
@cherbert11 2 festers 1 house @ShanusMcAnus That was me. You’re welcome. @hellyeahbabies God tier. Those kids have no idea how close they are to greatness @RiggedPig @NickMillerMusic & @chrisfarren are awesome people and the sweetest dudes around. Thank you for helping Sean and the choir out!!!!You’s guys ever hear of Danny Dorito? @ShanusMcAnus Yeah it’s me.👁 https://t.co/LkP34SCa1x
10/24
2020
nasty ass old bitch next door was telling her client that those kids came over here without their parents in the fi… https://t.co/w1ibZzdaB2 @dogboner this you? https://t.co/DodEpN1aOJ @ShanusMcAnus Bitch what happened to our internet????
10/23
2020
Why does Resident Evil 5 get such a bad rap? Is it because none of you little turds had someone to play local co-op with? Pathetic.huh who knew https://t.co/cjeUWYbBIN
Retweeted by The Ghost of Paul Bufano
10/21
2020
@ShanusMcAnus Thanks boof
10/20
2020
Facebook is killing it today https://t.co/p6UCDMl6MKPlease put a bullet in my dome https://t.co/ZZZlM2LRb2 @RiggedPig Get a job at a sideshow
10/19
2020
Happy anniversary @ShanusMcAnus https://t.co/v0HsFy0Pgf @ShanusMcAnus 1 retweet = divorce @RiggedPig he’s moved on to Deadeye Dick so we goodSean’s playing songs from Rent on guitar.Mary Sibley is my girlfriend https://t.co/p6hugCHNEoIt’s an old fashioned kind of nightMy doctor and lover (Mario, brother of Luigi) just dropped off a box of plan B for me. What a sweetie!
10/18
2020
@ShanusMcAnus Ooooohhh he kickinOh no! Dr. Mario ate my pussy during my exam! mama mia!
10/17
2020
How can my husband satisfy me when I’ve experienced the touch of a hobgoblins lips?
10/16
2020
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Retweeted by The Ghost of Paul Bufano
10/14
2020
I have! https://t.co/NNqePlorWOI think my house may be infested with goblins. @NickMillerMusic Did they find the convict?? @cherbert11 Your a gotdamn baby genius Carrietoday is my 10 year twitter-versary apparently. I do not give a shit pleas put me out of my misery @cherbert11 Right? I m like, I went to Butler and I knew it was expensive. I didn’t get assistance! And now I’m a bitter old woman!
10/13
2020
@ShanusMcAnus And it’s people that look like goblins. Actual goblins. It’s differentOk so I didn’t ring up steak as bananas, but I did ring up all the random ass produce I bought as jalapeños. Is tha… https://t.co/aYD9ank6Cx @cherbert11 Last time they called me I had just started my business and I told them how I had no money and they we… https://t.co/Ygzay9r4HYIs $15 for 3 Lbs of ground beef a lot? You see I’m a dumb ass and I don’t know anythingMfer picky https://t.co/mj9worhTAJRead this dumbass article about the haunting of Bly manor & the writer said “the house is stalked by a Victorian gh… https://t.co/MeasdUi7wX
10/12
2020
re-animator behind the scenes <3 https://t.co/t3erSYllwB
Retweeted by The Ghost of Paul Bufano @ShanusMcAnus This process is great! Love it! Can’t get enough son
10/10
2020
@ShanusMcAnus Get to tootin’!
10/9
2020
I wish someone would bash my brains in with the big hammer from midsommar
10/8
2020
@ShanusMcAnus good music for booty looking @ShanusMcAnus why are these all the guys I’ve ever datedI told my dad I took the whole bottle of antidepressants he dropped off and he said “well that should make you feel good.”One day I hope to find someone who’ll love me as much as Michael Myers loves killing #LiveTweetTuesday @ShanusMcAnus @RiggedPig 100%Mikey’s been working those abs sitting up like a true boss #LiveTweetTuesday @RiggedPig This wasn’t about you I know it’s confusing
10/7
2020

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