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hambubger @lickmybutt42069 Indianapolis, IN

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169 Following   26 Followers   958 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/13/10


The thermostat war has begun at work. Again. Bitch you have tissue paper flesh wear a sweater.
5/14
2021
@ShanusMcAnus I’m just ready for all the laughs!
5/9
2021
@ShanusMcAnus I prefer the chicken dinner handshake
5/8
2021
Palpatine giving me palpitations. In my heart 😍 #LiveTweetTuesdayChristopher Lee makes everything better #LiveTweetTuesday @MrMichaelRose “She never scored”Padme’s dress feels like space cultural appropriation #LiveTweetTuesdayWow her head snapped right back #LiveTweetTuesdayCount Dooku’s homies look like they’re from hotel Transylvania #LiveTweetTuesdayShmi? What is she? Captain Hooks boyfriend? #LiveTweetTuesdayHey baby face Joel Edgerton #LiveTweetTuesdayWATTO!!! #LiveTweetTuesdayWhy Jango name his son after the tea? #LiveTweetTuesdayAnakin has strong school shooter vibes #LiveTweetTuesdaySo Naboo is space Venice? #LiveTweetTuesdayPump the brakes anakin! Too horny you are #LiveTweetTuesdayThe council room looks like a swingers living room #LiveTweetTuesdayObi wan trying to get fucked up #LiveTweetTuesdayThey’re called planes right? Space planeWho’s the babe driving the plane?? Hubba hubba! #LiveTweetTuesdayFuture traffic is too chaotic for me #LiveTweetTuesdayWoulda been way better if anakin would’ve taken her head off right there #LiveTweetTuesday @ManipulateThis Nightly before bed actuallyObi wan rocking a mullet #LiveTweetTuesdayThe way his mouth works out the word “master” is a revelationDefinitely forgot what it sounded like to hear Hayden Christensen talk #LiveTweetTuesdayJar Jar’s on the scene baybeeeeee #LiveTweetTuesdayEverything looks so smooth #LiveTweetTuesday
5/5
2021
Is Amanda Seyfried as a wife in a new spooky house a new genre?Giving away 3 copies of Resident Evil Village to 3 people who retweet and follow! Your platform of choice. Winners… https://t.co/k5LxNXYuzU
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5/3
2021
First Cow 2: First Honey https://t.co/6ChtAUlgsAthe flag at half mast is the nation getting a chub
5/2
2021
You hoes are really sleeping on Sousa. Stars and Stripes Forever fucking rocks @ManipulateThis Not exclusively though so you’re good @ManipulateThis Oh no bad news we kinda got a thing going too @ManipulateThis She’s married. To me.memories of your beef make me stew
5/1
2021
The Bad Seed duh https://t.co/Q9MWkGGjMu https://t.co/vPPpENruO0 @ShanusMcAnus Poof on the roof
4/30
2021
@AwfulWaffleINDY Probably ain’t seen a man with a perm beforePeople are always like “meet my new baby his name is Tommy Pickles” bitch that’s Dill https://t.co/a8KD1xgJZx
4/29
2021
First time being home alone in like forever. I hope I don’t jack off! @ShanusMcAnus Wrong @ShanusMcAnus the DS stands for dick suckin which you’re very much into
4/28
2021
@ShanusMcAnus I hate this divorce meDo I deserve these Xenomorph sunglasses? https://t.co/jHAqtFC5VH @NotFunnyJ Saw 1,2, and Jigsaw are the only good ones. We watched the entire series a couple of weeks ago and the i… https://t.co/SswFvVxR6l
4/27
2021
This is some dumb shit I would come up with. Hire me pwease https://t.co/AqpN2oGgR9
4/25
2021
whos ur favorite Mordal Combatter? mines Chud Lee @ShanusMcAnus Quit posting crusty dick pics
4/24
2021
me and Sean bought a couch at ikea yesterday and the guy scheduling our delivery was wearing eyeliner and a lot of… https://t.co/ZdwOMycixs
4/20
2021
Do all 17 yr old boys check on their cryptocurrency while they’re getting their hair permed?
4/16
2021
Regretting not buying these https://t.co/lmpJCniWd5
4/12
2021
@Kacinova23 Fuck you dummy @Kacinova23 @JulianCastro please eat my poopy asshole bootlicker
4/11
2021
@ShanusMcAnus Get a job at a sideshowGot my Lisa Loebs pierced. I hope they stay!
4/10
2021
@ShanusMcAnus They also had rat turds in the baking space and donuts“On no grandmas having a heart attack! We need to call 911!” “We don’t call 911 in this house. We resolve our prob… https://t.co/53Fj4aHVnc @ShanusMcAnus Mountain lightning baybeee
4/9
2021
Hey @IMPDnews why are officers pulling people over and not wearing masks when they are in Marion county where there… https://t.co/lwd9isOsem
4/8
2021
He finally left and she’s fucking relieved lolNow he’s talking about how we have more murders than Afghanistan?. And how Indy is the 3rd most dangerous city in the USNow he’s talking about how the Russians created fentanylHe’s really selling me on it. Apparently you’ll see angels and shitFucking cop at Walgreens explaining PCP to the pharmacist and she looks like she want to kill herself. And his mask… https://t.co/wtpVnoFesK
4/5
2021
I'm gonna play this some more, come hang out https://t.co/MTlI85OQqi https://t.co/X51A7uGWnO
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4/1
2021
Right where Godzilla and King Kong belong, fighting over my cooter https://t.co/cTTdAKU35Y @ShanusMcAnus King Kong will play ping pong with YOUR ding dong
3/31
2021
caught this little mfer reading Bukowski and DFW yikes! https://t.co/cqO5yB6LFYI was just informed by the county health department that Excella Gionne will be administering my covid vaccine. https://t.co/EOhGXmDrhV
3/29
2021
me and @ShanusMcAnus acting this out to our catsJust reading scripts at home on this lovely Saturday night @joshruben https://t.co/QudgyO7lkp @JackAMtheShow WOW
3/28
2021
this hallmark movie on in the lobby is all about this guy getting this lady to start a podcast and he won’t shut th… https://t.co/AL546bqDHD @ShanusMcAnus ricky morty @cherbert11 @pfschafer They’re probably filled with loads of piss and shit and cum
3/26
2021
oh brother😓 I just found some fuckin DOG CUM in my box of HORSE SHIT!!
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3/24
2021
It tastes like puke but it cost $11 so I’m slurping it downI’ve just order a nasty sounding drink- vanilla caramel earl grey boba tea latte with whole milk, a shot of espress… https://t.co/4IZhyFth4JThis is my boyfriend Seth he likes to eat butt https://t.co/xeXZnUZIxy
3/22
2021
The Queen’s Gambit https://t.co/JBAk4HJpCpThe only Snyder cuts I need https://t.co/TSMGQPpABv
3/21
2021
Why are all my sales reps named Jeff?Aw shucks I did a misogyny whoops! @ShanusMcAnus let’s see that bare assI don’t trust anyone who likes Wonder Woman. Gal Godot sucks ass. And that’s women supporting women baybeee
3/19
2021
A grown man just said awesome sauce to me and I shit my pantsHe just got predatored #LiveTweetTuesdayMorpheus is fighting Neo! #LiveTweetTuesdayWe’re goin full on Goggins #LiveTweetTuesdayOh no Gatling guy! #LiveTweetTuesday
3/17
2021
trying to get money for my business from the government sucks ass but also give me all your free fucking moolah you dumb fucks
3/16
2021
Call me Snacklepuss cause I’m gonna snack on that puss
3/15
2021
Mother Abigail had lots of cum lots of cum had Mother Abigail
3/14
2021
@ShanusMcAnus I would eat the shit out of your ass before I would eat chick filet
3/13
2021
@ShanusMcAnus Why is Wendy’s above Burger King? This is complete horseshit we never get Wendy’s
3/11
2021
Sometimes at work you cut yourself with your razor and don’t realize you have blood on your shoe because it’s profu… https://t.co/nbFSS97UYQDo any of you hoes ever feel like butter scraped over too much bread?
3/10
2021
I got the vaccine today!!! It’s goes up my ass right? https://t.co/PpJawVQwg5
3/6
2021

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