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e l i z a b e t h @LieselBee_ Orlando, Florida

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Joined Twitter 3/4/09


My nail lady is RAVING about the @LightsLacquer polish I brought with me to my pedicure LOL she’s like “the color t… https://t.co/lT5QzgHzyiI’m sharing my bed with a dog instead of a dude which is all fine and dandy until he, who weighs eleven pounds, tak… https://t.co/BoJ2WiQ0ffalso can someone please explain to me why we’re verifying if people are made of cake or notWhen is American Girl going to start selling little mini masks for the dollsorange blush? we DO know her. she’s underrated.
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7/13
2020
GOD DAMMIT https://t.co/jtBu336gQi
7/11
2020
I got so sad that I sat on my phone mindlessly scrolling in the dark for the last five hours and the tv was on but… https://t.co/h8rTp9n1CXDon’t ever let me buy dark chocolate pomegranate balls ever againTwitter pls stop suggesting I follow Anna Camp thxI just want to date a squirrel-loving, musically talented, Jewish man is that too much to ask https://t.co/BDyjxP3eBl
7/10
2020
thomas jefferson? wack daveed diggs? snack
Retweeted by e l i z a b e t hthank you, bumble, for introducing me to the man of my dreams only for me to find out he’s moving across the countr… https://t.co/wComchZBSQ
7/7
2020
shocked to find that Jane Austen based Charlotte Lucas on a grad student from 2020 https://t.co/EQNyNWEtoR
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7/1
2020
@WhollyVeggie I bought a box of buffalo cauliflower wings but didn’t receive any sauce to go with it...
6/30
2020
@westelm Will you all be restocking the highball fluted glasses??
6/26
2020
All I want is for a boy to text me back in a timely manner
6/23
2020
Ben Platt singing Corner of the Sky from Pippin is the OnE THING I NEEDED
6/21
2020
"are you wearing the C—" “the CDC recommended face covering because we’re still in the middle of the global COVID-… https://t.co/vIayKAdal9
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6/18
2020
I know masks aren’t exactly comfortable, but neither are bras, and a good portion of the population wears those reg… https://t.co/E5pQjLiZKH
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6/17
2020
You’re telling me that they’re going to end Insecure like that??? These two have been through so much together and now they’re adding this?!I’m sitting here freaking out watching Heidi’s wedding on The Hills because Lauren actually decides to go and fucking krISTIN SHOWS UP
6/16
2020
Anyone that watched The Hills and didn’t think unproblematic Whitney was their favorite is probably a racist now.
6/15
2020
I’ve only stained two of my four dining chairs and I’m already getting lightheaded from the smell. @hannahsgrotto @UniversalORL Honestly, that’s probably just second nature to them. I caught myself the other day ma… https://t.co/ERpiJI3CmO
6/14
2020
Jk y’all I canceled I’m never gonna find love https://t.co/EjZu5rfJT3What does a girl wear on a first date to breakfast in Winter Park??
6/13
2020
Why is sourdough so good
6/12
2020
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Retweeted by e l i z a b e t hBYE, BITCH https://t.co/W6nr6MSTfu https://t.co/cbX62KaolZ @redheadinafield Black for sure
6/9
2020
This dude trolling the police with Star Wars - Imperial March is exactly the Twitter content I am here for today...https://t.co/zh5R7zm70c
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6/7
2020
@TakeOnMe_ okay that’s fair...I honestly wasn’t even thinking about hers lol but yeah it just adds to the cliche that hufflepuffs are softwhy are all Hufflepuff themed candles always scented like cake and sugar
6/6
2020
So I finished all of Insecure...and I can’t believe they thought it was alright to only have 8 30-minute episodes in a season.
6/4
2020
I’m just drained right now. Work is a nightmare and so is this country.
6/3
2020
I relate to vampires because I, too, must be clearly and specifically invited in before I have the audacity to try… https://t.co/ixjs0m4gl2
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5/28
2020
Why did I bother making sure the blush on my nose was perfectly placed and blended if I have to wear a mask all day
5/27
2020
yo quiero cookie
5/26
2020
CAN I GET A HOT TUB!! https://t.co/SFbydyMtUt
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5/25
2020
did Perd Hapley write this https://t.co/7U3N4h2KWp
Retweeted by e l i z a b e t h @ParkHopperDiego @AshleyFetters LMFAOI can’t wait until I get home and I have normal pancakes. @_AyeD95 I just added it to the list today!Issa Rae is a beautiful lady.My plans: 2020: https://t.co/02CTAV80Nj
Retweeted by e l i z a b e t hWOW I’m so tired of watching Marvel movies I must be sick
5/24
2020
I want to live in Hank Pym’s Victorian mansion in San Francisco.
5/23
2020
JESSE. FREAKING. MCCARTNEY. I KNEW IT. 🐢
5/21
2020
I’m catching up on season 4 of Riverdale and Veronica and Cheryl’s maple-based spiced rum sounds SO GOOD.
5/20
2020
I have an interview in ten minutes via video chat which is my least favorite thing to do and on top of that I haven… https://t.co/4S6e33MTENa compilation of chris evans’ laughter to brighten your day 🤍 https://t.co/1iiXnXmjnk
Retweeted by e l i z a b e t hDoes anyone want to date me?? Just curious...
5/19
2020
Any Schumer’s cooking show is PURE chaos.
5/18
2020
I really want to know what happened to the Malfoys after the Battle of Hogwarts. Can someone write that?
5/15
2020
your attraction to toxic men started when you picked zack over cody
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5/13
2020
I HAD to do this 😂 https://t.co/LThbnHRQBa
Retweeted by e l i z a b e t hWe’re rewatching the Potter movies and I’m feeling so much N O S T A L G I A I wanna go back to Potter ☹️Now that I know for sure I’ll be moving in July (☹️) I am DEFINITELY going to be cleaning out EVERYTHING I own. I have way too much shit.
5/12
2020
bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this
Retweeted by e l i z a b e t h @redheadinafield Honestly it’s probably worth the upfront cost considering how much money could be saved on Starbuc… https://t.co/erRd9HiFcjhttps://t.co/FCuYNpzodG
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5/9
2020
@scarysyd Muddle strawberries together with a basil leaf, add ice and 2 oz of vodka, shake, pour in a glass with so… https://t.co/mogW9UUN3pI made a strawberry basil cocktail with rosé vodka. https://t.co/mPY7XwqmTIThey really had me tearing up fuck a period https://t.co/46Kym8yOmu9-1-1 on fox gives me some serious anxiety but I can’t stop watching. Also Angela Bassett is a badass.This could be us... https://t.co/cpCeAgESGO
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5/8
2020
the powerpuff girls https://t.co/ydmCRhdfwb
Retweeted by e l i z a b e t hMy mom and I are watching the scene where Anakin sees his mom die and she immediately says “...and that’s where the… https://t.co/OVe3qc0oZ4This is definitely a dream I’ve had once https://t.co/vi3hZMJ1tKMe: “Why am I single?” Also me: https://t.co/5xUsv5MAZI
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5/7
2020
My dad went to the kitchen to quietly speak to my mom and when the first episode ended my mother said, “Elizabeth l… https://t.co/RGrfaLo3JaI started watching Hollywood...with my parents...that was not wise.
5/2
2020
I just found out that my grandmother used to put Karo corn syrup in my BABY formula.... EVERY TIME I ATE. I WAS D… https://t.co/0ZAVLl5Uty
5/1
2020
@RuizPhotos It could easily be done though!! @RuizPhotos with black socks ☹️ https://t.co/Wl6Lxcwk6j
4/29
2020
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Retweeted by e l i z a b e t hgod i miss her so much https://t.co/QnCK45iZQX
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4/27
2020
Do u know how lucky u are if u have a pool rn
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4/26
2020
Midge Maisel and I are the same age....how upsetting.
4/25
2020
extra long heating pad that will wrap around my entire body to get both my stomach and my back at the same time
Retweeted by e l i z a b e t hI want to spend the rest of my life baking while wearing Jo’s pink linen bib dress. https://t.co/dXJATLVkTbparks and rec said https://t.co/OZZOHhKWWu
Retweeted by e l i z a b e t h @jeph_goldbloom I liked it a lot, don’t get me wrong, but my choices were just more my kind of movie 🤷🏻‍♀️Little Women and Jojo Rabbit, obviously. https://t.co/SJQhs8OEszdaily routine https://t.co/RcVMsiitWE
Retweeted by e l i z a b e t hwhen florence pugh starts making that face you know the acting will be amazing https://t.co/GVHkavWQWX
Retweeted by e l i z a b e t hOllie is snoring as if he were a 62-year old man I’ve never heard this before*update* Skylar Astin bought roller blades and started skating again yesterday so obviously we’re meant to behttps://t.co/4bgN7NI0aO
Retweeted by e l i z a b e t hThat’s Quarantine, Baby! https://t.co/84IHYV0tLW
Retweeted by e l i z a b e t hshe knew https://t.co/28asjgL5WU
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4/24
2020
@zakflorence18 https://t.co/1C4zgW0gxs @zakflorence18 I knew there was a reason why I didn’t like you.I appreciate my roomies for introducing me to The Challenge. It’s a wild ride and thoroughly entertaining.
4/23
2020
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Retweeted by e l i z a b e t hMy type is Skylar Astin. That’s it. No changes. If you don’t meet those requirements I don’t want it.
4/22
2020

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