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beyoncé makes me prouder to be a woman

is a covid test the new drug test?

my 31-year-old bf told me to search “p-h-r-o-g”-tok bc that’s what the real frog heads tag wtf is going on.

sOoOo proud to be a part of bringing this amazing program to life! .::*::..::*wOmEn SuPpOrTiNg WoMeN*::..::*::. https://t.co/6P18gKArVA

Biden did a very good climate plan. It's important. Send tweet.
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@united heard everyone is required to wear masks on flights? https://t.co/5Fvh8wAarK

@AmericanAir Why are all of your flights like 90-100% full? Where is your commitment to clean air when you’re forci… https://t.co/lKvqnRt1oN

@ASOS_HeretoHelp hi there! I have two outstanding queries, for two orders that have been missing for an extended pe… https://t.co/fUG3zBMWA3 @yagirlabz i'm disturbed

has anyone ever actually “ruined” their dinner?

throw away all my clothes, I wanna dress like a bulls player in ‘96

mercury isn’t even retrograde rn

Now realizing my marriage has lasted as long as it has, (25 years) because both of us have spent the vast majority of it at work ...
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and I sat thinking to myself: is it better to live with corona virus and be unclear if you had it? or never have… https://t.co/1AG7gVwRAQFolks, we're running regular weekday service on all of our services today, just as we will tomorrow. If that chan… https://t.co/otHH1yT8Kl
Retweeted by lil kimye“thats sort of not happening anymore because of the corona virus” is the agency quote of March 2020~googles: what is a dry cough~

@Mango thanks for using an unreliable shipping company who told me they lost my package, failing to tell me, and ma… https://t.co/IaciejKtyc

“YOU COULDA HAD My very A BAD BITCH, stable bf of 5 NONCOMMITTAL”- years, st… https://t.co/sVP2llH9g2
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@HuskerFBNation GET OUT OF OUR TOWN #GOBUFFS

lana del rey: i smoked a cigarette in californiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa me: *crying in my living room* ive done that
Retweeted by lil kimyeI can’t stop watching love island. and my only reaction to anything now is OY! ISLANDEHS!

joe biden is NO rihanna rihanna supports wealth redistribution “throw it up, watch it all fall out” she created g… https://t.co/m9f7Y0JYbk
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@TheLadyGang big fan here, listened to every ep!! but...if I have to listen to yet another 10 minutes of keltie des… https://t.co/D7zuW4KOsd

@ManhattanCenter how do I contact your lost and found for the Hammerstein?

I love the idea of being a classy, sophisticated flyer it’s too bad I’m out here dressed like a 16 year old on lau… https://t.co/0eSa9K35fO

@lilkimff @BarrysBootcamp A link describing the whole experience: https://t.co/Vm9l4uv0ld
Retweeted by lil kimyemy friend was assaulted this morning by a sexual predator who made his way into @BarrysBootcamp, shoving her into a… https://t.co/evAzGrKrHI

@calflegal UgghhhhI just got an instagram story ad...for instagram...that told me to swipe up to use the app so I swipe, and it brin… https://t.co/rYcyq64XPW

can I start lying about my age?

my forever mood is the girl next to me on the train who just made a facebook post that says: “anywhere near me is a… https://t.co/nLthKMJqsr

@itschelsealol @coloradojlo Omg

when do I get to wear a t-shirt and jeans again? when, winter, WHEN???

there’s a special place in hell for parents who run over people with their strollers

my boyfriend just decided he feels “so sick and horrible” he told me I gave him PMS and dehydration

@itschelsealol I've actually noticed this about you. @itschelsealol glad I'm not the only one

is it bad to be for real considering flying my mom to new york to deep clean my apartment?

congrats to lin-manuel miranda for achieving the seemingly impossible and ruining mary poppins

@TheLadyGang love you guys and am a loyal listener AND watcher...but please PLEASE stop talking about your show on… https://t.co/3kkNT49Xw0where’s the TED talk on hype

@baughwoman to hide the shame

President @BarackObama doesn't have time for these 7 excuses not to vote. https://t.co/2Etpm6taTq
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@baughwoman skip to 1:37 please https://t.co/86dXyncl7Nt swift is a snake freak...but shooooooot does she get me with 1989 every damn time

you can say anything as long as you put the right emoji next to it.
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sometimes I’ll find myself eating almonds in the whole foods dry goods section and I won’t know how I got there

s/o if ur also so influenced by instagram ads that u want to RE-BUY clothes and products u ALREADY HAVE

@gabmarie54 ~subtweets kourtney k~so ready for grown ass women to stop dressing like 4th graders in 1999

I wish I could say the smell of abercrombie and fitch cologne doesn’t still do something for my freak teenage brain

the answer is: “no kim. you do not need a fabfitfun box.”

~unfollows every influencer who feels inspired by their ‘to-do’ list bc that’s not actually a ‘to-do’ list~

is instagram just for hate-watching bloggers' stories?I didn't know it was an addiction until I viscerally reacted to CRJ's surprise appearance https://t.co/UGWJ05bsXp

the kardashians kinda make me want to live my best life THERE. I SAID IT.

arie is what's wrong with men

@laurenwirkus MUST know where your strappy black one-piece from tonight’s episode is from!!!!! 🙏🏼

@calflegal she’s so youngjust found out cardi b is 25 I’m shookI’m personally offended that sza lost best new artist to alessia cara I might just stop watching

my boyfriend won’t send waffles back if he ordered a chicken burrito - and I’m the person pushing 7yr olds out of m… https://t.co/oeN6nTAoxi

@themjeans @donetodeath can you share a written list of both of your top 10 lists? heard a few songs I liked and di… https://t.co/ISbaAy24hd

@stassi FYI the ad that’s running before your short video clips on the bravo app is for...hidden valley ranch 👏🏼 congrats babe

I didn't spend the last year and a half whittling down my debt to be blown off the planet. FIX IT! .@DeptofDefense (also Heathers)
Retweeted by lil kimye @DonaldJTrumpJr .@realDonaldTrump hypothetical question: will we all get in trouble for sexual harassment if we ins… https://t.co/7OdybuF8BL

trump supporters. if you know them, expose them.

I hate that there are dogs out there living better lives than I am

suck my butt @realDonaldTrump

my stripper name would be coco lacroix

WHY IS EVERYONE GOING TO GREECE

I just asked my boyfriend if he'd give me a rose on bachelor in paradise he said "probably."

@Spotify does your NMF playlist curator have a summer friday or whatand in one day, taylor swift cements herself as a garbage person get your life, girl. get your life.

My eclipse glasses. https://t.co/d4RiUXNAYs
Retweeted by lil kimye @calflegal I feel like it'll work...need someone to tell me whether or not I'll go blind if I just use 3 pairs of sunglasses to look at the eclipse, google is not helpfulI never flip out over game of thrones I'm flipping out over game of thrones rn

u r my hero @charli_xcx https://t.co/LHZ8xWuM8q

just spoke to someone on the subway prob gonna question my existence for the rest of the day

the "this season on..." for the premiere of #RHOC is just a reminder that this is the BEST SHIT television has to offer

the one where they go to the hamptons @ East Hampton, New York https://t.co/tFZDmzjzXT

need to find a boyfriend-shaped piñata

@itschelsealol oh my god. you have to retake it.

@ZTHauer @nprmusic @HAIMtheband you knowww I take it as a compliment

I guess I reluctantly relate to @taylorswift13 as a tall, blonde serial-monogamist with very present rage issues

sweet baby bday princess @e603 https://t.co/Gfw3YqKefht b t t h i s o n i o n h e a d l i n e https://t.co/W3AVsEzqqY
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Artificial intelligence struggles to tell difference between fried chicken and Labradoodles. I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF… https://t.co/Uq2Qld9svs
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I've only seen peter from the bachelorette twice but I feel like I may have real feelings for him

@ArianaGrande stay strong lil bb

~finds out your lip color should match your areola color~ ~goes to sephora to color match with paint swatches from sherwin williams~

AND @LGAairport IS A NIGHTMARE NEVER COME HERElanded in NY from Denver and can't get home bc cabs no longer come to this terminal & the cab line is an hour long I do hate this city

I think I might hate New York

I tried to drink it away https://t.co/6fmrP3Zr2q
Retweeted by lil kimyemy mom just said - and I quote - "youtube is my life!"