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lil kimye @lilkimff IG: @lilkimf

1,703 Following   888 Followers   7,414 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/29/10


@Mango thanks for using an unreliable shipping company who told me they lost my package, failing to tell me, and ma… https://t.co/IaciejKtyc
11/14
2019
“YOU COULDA HAD My very A BAD BITCH, stable bf of 5 NONCOMMITTAL”- years, st… https://t.co/sVP2llH9g2
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9/23
2019
@HuskerFBNation GET OUT OF OUR TOWN #GOBUFFS
9/7
2019
lana del rey: i smoked a cigarette in californiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa me: *crying in my living room* ive done that
Retweeted by lil kimyeI can’t stop watching love island. and my only reaction to anything now is OY! ISLANDEHS!
9/1
2019
joe biden is NO rihanna rihanna supports wealth redistribution “throw it up, watch it all fall out” she created g… https://t.co/m9f7Y0JYbk
Retweeted by lil kimye @jaboukie winfrey + fenty 2020
8/1
2019
@TheLadyGang big fan here, listened to every ep!! but...if I have to listen to yet another 10 minutes of keltie des… https://t.co/D7zuW4KOsd
7/22
2019
@ManhattanCenter how do I contact your lost and found for the Hammerstein?
7/18
2019
I love the idea of being a classy, sophisticated flyer it’s too bad I’m out here dressed like a 16 year old on lau… https://t.co/0eSa9K35fO
5/30
2019
@lilkimff @BarrysBootcamp A link describing the whole experience: https://t.co/Vm9l4uv0ld
Retweeted by lil kimyemy friend was assaulted this morning by a sexual predator who made his way into @BarrysBootcamp, shoving her into a… https://t.co/evAzGrKrHI
4/20
2019
@calflegal UgghhhhI just got an instagram story ad...for instagram...that told me to swipe up to use the app so I swipe, and it brin… https://t.co/rYcyq64XPW
4/11
2019
can I start lying about my age?
4/10
2019
my forever mood is the girl next to me on the train who just made a facebook post that says: “anywhere near me is a… https://t.co/nLthKMJqsr
3/13
2019
@itschelsealol @coloradojlo Omg
2/24
2019
when do I get to wear a t-shirt and jeans again? when, winter, WHEN???
2/19
2019
there’s a special place in hell for parents who run over people with their strollers
2/16
2019
my boyfriend just decided he feels “so sick and horrible” he told me I gave him PMS and dehydration
2/5
2019
@itschelsealol I've actually noticed this about you. @itschelsealol glad I'm not the only one
1/30
2019
is it bad to be for real considering flying my mom to new york to deep clean my apartment?
1/7
2018
congrats to lin-manuel miranda for achieving the seemingly impossible and ruining mary poppins
12/27
2018
@TheLadyGang love you guys and am a loyal listener AND watcher...but please PLEASE stop talking about your show on… https://t.co/3kkNT49Xw0where’s the TED talk on hype
11/29
2018
@baughwoman to hide the shame
11/28
2018
President @BarackObama doesn't have time for these 7 excuses not to vote. https://t.co/2Etpm6taTq
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10/19
2018
@baughwoman skip to 1:37 please https://t.co/86dXyncl7Nt swift is a snake freak...but shooooooot does she get me with 1989 every damn time
10/4
2018
you can say anything as long as you put the right emoji next to it.
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6/16
2018
sometimes I’ll find myself eating almonds in the whole foods dry goods section and I won’t know how I got there
6/5
2018
s/o if ur also so influenced by instagram ads that u want to RE-BUY clothes and products u ALREADY HAVE
5/22
2018
@gabmarie54 ~subtweets kourtney k~so ready for grown ass women to stop dressing like 4th graders in 1999
5/16
2018
I wish I could say the smell of abercrombie and fitch cologne doesn’t still do something for my freak teenage brain
5/9
2018
the answer is: “no kim. you do not need a fabfitfun box.”
5/5
2018
~unfollows every influencer who feels inspired by their ‘to-do’ list bc that’s not actually a ‘to-do’ list~
4/10
2018
is instagram just for hate-watching bloggers' stories?I didn't know it was an addiction until I viscerally reacted to CRJ's surprise appearance https://t.co/UGWJ05bsXp
3/20
2018
the kardashians kinda make me want to live my best life THERE. I SAID IT.
3/15
2018
arie is what's wrong with men
3/7
2018
@laurenwirkus MUST know where your strappy black one-piece from tonight’s episode is from!!!!! 🙏🏼
1/30
2018
@calflegal she’s so youngjust found out cardi b is 25 I’m shookI’m personally offended that sza lost best new artist to alessia cara I might just stop watching
1/29
2018
my boyfriend won’t send waffles back if he ordered a chicken burrito - and I’m the person pushing 7yr olds out of m… https://t.co/oeN6nTAoxi
1/21
2018
@themjeans @donetodeath can you share a written list of both of your top 10 lists? heard a few songs I liked and di… https://t.co/ISbaAy24hd
1/9
2017
@stassi FYI the ad that’s running before your short video clips on the bravo app is for...hidden valley ranch 👏🏼 congrats babe
12/9
2017
I didn't spend the last year and a half whittling down my debt to be blown off the planet. FIX IT! .@DeptofDefense (also Heathers)
Retweeted by lil kimye @DonaldJTrumpJr .@realDonaldTrump hypothetical question: will we all get in trouble for sexual harassment if we ins… https://t.co/7OdybuF8BL
12/1
2017
trump supporters. if you know them, expose them.
11/7
2017
I hate that there are dogs out there living better lives than I am
10/4
2017
suck my butt @realDonaldTrump
9/26
2017
my stripper name would be coco lacroix
9/22
2017
WHY IS EVERYONE GOING TO GREECE
9/15
2017
I just asked my boyfriend if he'd give me a rose on bachelor in paradise he said "probably."
9/1
2017
@Spotify does your NMF playlist curator have a summer friday or whatand in one day, taylor swift cements herself as a garbage person get your life, girl. get your life.
8/25
2017
My eclipse glasses. https://t.co/d4RiUXNAYs
Retweeted by lil kimye @calflegal I feel like it'll work...need someone to tell me whether or not I'll go blind if I just use 3 pairs of sunglasses to look at the eclipse, google is not helpfulI never flip out over game of thrones I'm flipping out over game of thrones rn
8/21
2017
u r my hero @charli_xcx https://t.co/LHZ8xWuM8q
8/2
2017
just spoke to someone on the subway prob gonna question my existence for the rest of the day
7/13
2017
the "this season on..." for the premiere of #RHOC is just a reminder that this is the BEST SHIT television has to offer
7/11
2017
the one where they go to the hamptons @ East Hampton, New York https://t.co/tFZDmzjzXT
7/3
2017
need to find a boyfriend-shaped piñata
6/29
2017
@itschelsealol oh my god. you have to retake it.
6/27
2017
@ZTHauer @nprmusic @HAIMtheband you knowww I take it as a compliment
6/22
2017
I guess I reluctantly relate to @taylorswift13 as a tall, blonde serial-monogamist with very present rage issues
6/17
2017
sweet baby bday princess @e603 https://t.co/Gfw3YqKefht b t t h i s o n i o n h e a d l i n e https://t.co/W3AVsEzqqY
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6/14
2017
Artificial intelligence struggles to tell difference between fried chicken and Labradoodles. I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF… https://t.co/Uq2Qld9svs
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6/13
2017
I've only seen peter from the bachelorette twice but I feel like I may have real feelings for him
5/31
2017
@ArianaGrande stay strong lil bb
5/23
2017
~finds out your lip color should match your areola color~ ~goes to sephora to color match with paint swatches from sherwin williams~
5/16
2017
AND @LGAairport IS A NIGHTMARE NEVER COME HERElanded in NY from Denver and can't get home bc cabs no longer come to this terminal & the cab line is an hour long I do hate this city
5/15
2017
I think I might hate New York
5/5
2017
I tried to drink it away https://t.co/6fmrP3Zr2q
Retweeted by lil kimyemy mom just said - and I quote - "youtube is my life!"
4/30
2017
someone's carly rae ringtone just went off on my floor WHO ARE YOU MUST- FIND-
4/25
2017
if you don't post a photo of LCD Soundsystem...did you really see LCD Soundsystem? @ Brooklyn Steel https://t.co/2BgL0i6lhO
4/18
2017
these bangs blocking my dog's eyesight are my mom's idea of a joke https://t.co/4QaMVUHBXf
4/17
2017
just stared a stranger straight in face as she watched me send my ginger hibiscus kombucha down the wrong pipe think I gave her nightmares
4/14
2017
Important update from mom https://t.co/NkW4RA61t7
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4/13
2017
is there somewhere in the city that does "dream kardashian" eyelashes?honoring one sibling who is a cartoon of a baby boy and one sibling who wears the same… https://t.co/pVTFUOpKqO
4/11
2017
we like it here @ San Francisco, California https://t.co/IWcKyXWFHv
4/9
2017
no - I don't watch college basketball no - not since kevin ware's leg snapped in half no thank u
4/4
2017
give reese all the awards 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
4/3
2017
I SAW THE BIG CHICKEN AND I DONT LIKE THE BIG CHICKEN
Retweeted by lil kimye @theEABrown @lilkimff me: https://t.co/oK2RZIP8rd
Retweeted by lil kimyeare we almost done with bad pop music? I want to forget that the chainsmokers ever existed
3/31
2017
get like me https://t.co/O2HmSDFOwfmy phone just autocorrected "crop top" to "drop top" and I think I'm done internet-ing bai
3/23
2017
@Uber_NYC try to do less. try
3/18
2017
it's also karen's birthday, so she's an extra special international woman https://t.co/12BgPteD9z
3/8
2017

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