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@Mango thanks for using an unreliable shipping company who told me they lost my package, failing to tell me, and ma⦠https://t.co/IaciejKtyc
āYOU COULDA HAD My very
A BAD BITCH, stable bf of 5
NONCOMMITTALā- years, st⦠https://t.co/sVP2llH9g2
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@HuskerFBNation GET OUT OF OUR TOWN #GOBUFFS
lana del rey: i smoked a cigarette in californiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
me: *crying in my living room* ive done that
Retweeted by lil kimyeI canāt stop watching love island. and my only reaction to anything now is OY! ISLANDEHS!

joe biden is NO rihanna
rihanna supports wealth redistribution āthrow it up, watch it all fall outā
she created g⦠https://t.co/m9f7Y0JYbk
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@TheLadyGang big fan here, listened to every ep!! but...if I have to listen to yet another 10 minutes of keltie des⦠https://t.co/D7zuW4KOsd
@ManhattanCenter how do I contact your lost and found for the Hammerstein?
I love the idea of being a classy, sophisticated flyer
itās too bad Iām out here dressed like a 16 year old on lau⦠https://t.co/0eSa9K35fO
@lilkimff @BarrysBootcamp A link describing the whole experience: https://t.co/Vm9l4uv0ld
Retweeted by lil kimyemy friend was assaulted this morning by a sexual predator who made his way into @BarrysBootcamp, shoving her into a⦠https://t.co/evAzGrKrHI

@calflegal UgghhhhI just got an instagram story ad...for instagram...that told me to swipe up to use the app
so I swipe, and it brin⦠https://t.co/rYcyq64XPW
can I start lying about my age?
my forever mood is the girl next to me on the train who just made a facebook post that says: āanywhere near me is a⦠https://t.co/nLthKMJqsr
when do I get to wear a t-shirt and jeans again?
when, winter, WHEN???
thereās a special place in hell for parents who run over people with their strollers
my boyfriend just decided he feels āso sick and horribleā
he told me I gave him PMS and dehydration
@itschelsealol I've actually noticed this about you. @itschelsealol glad I'm not the only one
is it bad to be for real considering flying my mom to new york to deep clean my apartment?
congrats to lin-manuel miranda for achieving the seemingly impossible and ruining mary poppins
@TheLadyGang love you guys and am a loyal listener AND watcher...but please PLEASE stop talking about your show on⦠https://t.co/3kkNT49Xw0whereās the TED talk on hype
@baughwoman to hide the shame
President @BarackObama doesn't have time for these 7 excuses not to vote. https://t.co/2Etpm6taTq
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@baughwoman skip to 1:37 please https://t.co/86dXyncl7Nt swift is a snake freak...but shooooooot does she get me with 1989 every damn time
you can say anything as long as you put the right emoji next to it.
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sometimes Iāll find myself eating almonds in the whole foods dry goods section and I wonāt know how I got there
s/o if ur also so influenced by instagram ads that u want to RE-BUY clothes and products u ALREADY HAVE
@gabmarie54 ~subtweets kourtney k~so ready for grown ass women to stop dressing like 4th graders in 1999
I wish I could say the smell of abercrombie and fitch cologne doesnāt still do something for my freak teenage brain
the answer is: āno kim. you do not need a fabfitfun box.ā
~unfollows every influencer who feels inspired by their āto-doā list bc thatās not actually a āto-doā list~
is instagram just for hate-watching bloggers' stories?I didn't know it was an addiction until I viscerally reacted to CRJ's surprise appearance https://t.co/UGWJ05bsXp
the kardashians kinda make me want to live my best life
THERE. I SAID IT.
arie is what's wrong with men
@laurenwirkus MUST know where your strappy black one-piece from tonightās episode is from!!!!! šš¼
@calflegal sheās so youngjust found out cardi b is 25
Iām shookIām personally offended that sza lost best new artist to alessia cara
I might just stop watching
my boyfriend wonāt send waffles back if he ordered a chicken burrito - and Iām the person pushing 7yr olds out of m⦠https://t.co/oeN6nTAoxi
@themjeans @donetodeath can you share a written list of both of your top 10 lists? heard a few songs I liked and di⦠https://t.co/ISbaAy24hd
@stassi FYI the ad thatās running before your short video clips on the bravo app is for...hidden valley ranch šš¼ congrats babe
I didn't spend the last year and a half whittling down my debt to be blown off the planet. FIX IT! .@DeptofDefense (also Heathers)
Retweeted by lil kimye @DonaldJTrumpJr .@realDonaldTrump hypothetical question: will we all get in trouble for sexual harassment if we ins⦠https://t.co/7OdybuF8BL

trump supporters. if you know them, expose them.
I hate that there are dogs out there living better lives than I am
suck my butt @realDonaldTrump
my stripper name would be coco lacroix
WHY IS EVERYONE GOING TO GREECE
I just asked my boyfriend if he'd give me a rose on bachelor in paradise
he said "probably."
@Spotify does your NMF playlist curator have a summer friday or whatand in one day, taylor swift cements herself as a garbage person
get your life, girl. get your life.
My eclipse glasses. https://t.co/d4RiUXNAYs
Retweeted by lil kimye @calflegal I feel like it'll work...need someone to tell me whether or not I'll go blind if I just use 3 pairs of sunglasses to look at the eclipse, google is not helpfulI never flip out over game of thrones
I'm flipping out over game of thrones rn

u r my hero @charli_xcx https://t.co/LHZ8xWuM8q
just spoke to someone on the subway
prob gonna question my existence for the rest of the day
the "this season on..." for the premiere of #RHOC is just a reminder that this is the BEST SHIT television has to offer
the one where they go to the hamptons @ East Hampton, New York https://t.co/tFZDmzjzXT
need to find a boyfriend-shaped piƱata
@itschelsealol oh my god. you have to retake it.
I guess I reluctantly relate to @taylorswift13 as a tall, blonde serial-monogamist with very present rage issues
sweet baby bday princess @e603 https://t.co/Gfw3YqKefht b t
t h i s
o n i o n
h e a d l i n e https://t.co/W3AVsEzqqY
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Artificial intelligence struggles to tell difference between fried chicken and Labradoodles.
I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF⦠https://t.co/Uq2Qld9svs
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I've only seen peter from the bachelorette twice but I feel like I may have real feelings for him
@ArianaGrande stay strong lil bb
~finds out your lip color should match your areola color~
~goes to sephora to color match with paint swatches from sherwin williams~
AND @LGAairport IS A NIGHTMARE NEVER COME HERElanded in NY from Denver and can't get home bc cabs no longer come to this terminal & the cab line is an hour long
I do hate this city
I think I might hate New York
I tried to drink it away https://t.co/6fmrP3Zr2q
Retweeted by lil kimyemy mom just said - and I quote - "youtube is my life!"

someone's carly rae ringtone just went off on my floor
WHO ARE YOU
MUST-
FIND-
if you don't post a photo of LCD Soundsystem...did you really see LCD Soundsystem? @ Brooklyn Steel https://t.co/2BgL0i6lhO
these bangs blocking my dog's eyesight are my mom's idea of a joke https://t.co/4QaMVUHBXf
just stared a stranger straight in face as she watched me send my ginger hibiscus kombucha down the wrong pipe
think I gave her nightmares
is there somewhere in the city that does "dream kardashian" eyelashes?honoring one sibling who is a cartoon of a baby boy and one sibling who wears the same⦠https://t.co/pVTFUOpKqO
we like it here @ San Francisco, California https://t.co/IWcKyXWFHv
no - I don't watch college basketball
no - not since kevin ware's leg snapped in half
no thank u
give reese all the awards šš¼šš¼šš¼
I SAW THE BIG CHICKEN AND I DONT LIKE THE BIG CHICKEN
Retweeted by lil kimye @theEABrown @lilkimff me: https://t.co/oK2RZIP8rd
Retweeted by lil kimyeare we almost done with bad pop music?
I want to forget that the chainsmokers ever existed


get like me https://t.co/O2HmSDFOwfmy phone just autocorrected "crop top" to "drop top"
and I think I'm done internet-ing bai
@Uber_NYC try to do less.
try
it's also karen's birthday, so she's an extra special international woman https://t.co/12BgPteD9z