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alt @lilsamsquanch66 | work at @barstoolsports | lilsasquatch@barstoolsports.com

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Joined Twitter 3/11/14


@CaucasianJames Paul Rudd hair 🔥🔥🔥
7/11
2020
@ChrisStanAcc Thank you sir
7/10
2020
@stoolsalesguy 😼👍 @carlita_express @brittany_broski @MichaelaOkla @goodbeanaltalt @matchu_chutrain @bIondiewasabi @BRANDONWARDELLhttps://t.co/dZ0kHOaxSE @HentaiFreecss https://t.co/nLoQftUNfcY’all be like “Alexa is it true that the Tik Tok app is farming data?”Talking to a Tyler, the Creator fan @lilsasquatch66 https://t.co/kbvpTTOkEI
Retweeted by Lil Sasquatch @zoomerhippie I don’t pay to use the barstool logo Chris was joking about that LMAO @bigracks Sorry boss hope it gets better
7/9
2020
Tyler the Creator fans https://t.co/hj0qaaDneF @RATT3NVANG3R lmfao @goofyjuicejames Thank you goofy juiceProgress 😤 https://t.co/dUTXL9LLt5 @alistephenson_ I don’t follow a ton of people on Tik Tok but @yourmomsnameisjeff is the funniest account on Tik To… https://t.co/s7g6Xq5TTt @postedinthecrib Go hubie GO GO GO!Yooo cutepicsofliluzi in a lil sas article im happy for him https://t.co/BQI1yOadT9
Retweeted by Lil Sasquatch @APVLLO17 progress @bong_gargler yeah he's greatSpelt Shawn Mendes wrong, my bad.Some thoughts I have on Tik Tok, feel free to read https://t.co/Y8MVESbDSM @lilsasreporter Vine is gone. Books are forever.It’s been like 4 years now you guys gotta move on https://t.co/eAIOD4vGgAMe if Tik Tok gets banned in the US and I can no longer spend 8 hours a day on it https://t.co/fwV8EKHFuz
7/8
2020
Jason Derulo is fucking shaking right now https://t.co/EOUd0MUl71 @adda_boi Sorry you have to deal with this“Arent you Lil Sasquatch’s handsome, more lowkey, and also super intelligent friend who I heard got a 35 on the act… https://t.co/U9VWbbCwpx
Retweeted by Lil SasquatchDebatably the most beautiful song of all time https://t.co/r9OFQMBDmn
7/7
2020
Just sold Patrick Mahomes a gram for $100,000You think it’s too late to pick up football? @icedoutomnitrix Yeah I kinda choked with negotiating but I make it work lolMy barstool contract is $450 mill for a year lolGuy like me would’ve got $451 million, good for him tho https://t.co/1B9c842oljhttps://t.co/ytvSFXuY33
Retweeted by Lil Sasquatch @The_Brammys @kbnoswag Yeah he’s my fatherhttps://t.co/aQWjtoGEV8 https://t.co/H5n9RarXTa
Retweeted by Lil SasquatchI had no idea this sport existed but this might be the greatest play in sports history https://t.co/JgY3UH1svm
Retweeted by Lil Sasquatch @MCMarioKart @adda_boi I am Adda Boi @baematerial66 Bro that’s the second sentence LMAO 😭 https://t.co/HlBpYrrF3ODamn https://t.co/a7X7gyg9EU @staringatcarpet Yeah they don’t like me @JhbTeam JHB leave a nice comment for me pleaseGood read. Critics are saying possible the best of reads. https://t.co/3tbUZCKTQbhttps://t.co/VrYTledFVl @Dadudewit Nohttps://t.co/dxLUPa1gXg @IHateYouNiggas She missed every single shot @stoolsalesguy 🔥🔥🔥 @callmeshitto https://t.co/XOr8Ifma3H @callmeshitto A plague upon your bloodlinewhite allies (and the war on yeezus 2020) https://t.co/IsS9VeVwt1
Retweeted by Lil Sasquatch @revkev47 Prepare for a storm. @revkev47 I would definitely bet on this
7/6
2020
@adderalluser69 Think I’ve already reached that point too @revkev47 A lot of people do tend to forget thishttps://t.co/ylCLFtm0Fi https://t.co/7KeN0va4LSlayin down https://t.co/rDhtrAhtiG
Retweeted by Lil Sasquatch @wedoreally it's the nose
7/5
2020
@bbonecapone I’m only human.“Don’t go Lil sas!! We need you!” They chant as Lil Sas logs off one last time for the day. “I never had a choice”… https://t.co/447A3nPjLZSorry team no posts today, I’ll see you all tomorrow https://t.co/m2AkwJDE5S
7/4
2020
In light of recent events, my wife and I will be spending the holiday weekend trying to steal the Declaration of Independence
Retweeted by Lil SasquatchI have never "known a spot" I know nothing I do not existthe clintons and trumps entering ghislaine’s jail cell just before she “commits suicide” https://t.co/qIB677FuNI
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Retweeted by Lil Sasquatch @treyisforsale Idk how to explain this but if you watched Disney as a kid you’re bipolar afff now 😂https://t.co/HBkox3lJGxGood morning https://t.co/4NSaqD8Kmxhttps://t.co/GD7l6mf3nm @JoeyMulinaro Needed thishttps://t.co/rgKnYpkfAL
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7/3
2020
Damn I wish nothing but the absolute worst for her ❤️ https://t.co/XDQPyIT27z @katebarstool you're good until It goes brown @chaselyons happy birthday brotherLil Sasquatch got a 34 on his ACT... Honestly kinda impressed
Retweeted by Lil Sasquatch @TocksteinZ @cam_da_man__ Well it’s not going anywhere now that you guys want it gone @cam_da_man__ I have never deleted a tweet before.Me? I’m a slut for a good page turner. The Catcher in the Rye? Brother I’m getting horny just thinking about it 😂
7/1
2020
Just smoked meth with kelly clarkson 😤 good shit
Retweeted by Lil Sasquatchdoing some reflecting
Retweeted by Lil Sasquatch @adda_boi flappy bird is dead. @callmeshitto Sas Juice @icedoutomnitrix I’ve already been looking at that bro 😂
6/30
2020
@JackKennedy Definitely went through a money clip phase myself. Not a fan. 0/10. @chrishope50 LMAORemember to love extra today ❤️This is how I’m gonna start tweeting, expect a lot of this from me in the future https://t.co/XXjuZuekYxJust signed my first lease in NYC!! $1650/monthly (not including utilities) How lucky am I 😅🤭😄?? https://t.co/PcBDfplOyX @thechosebrose @babyxann2 Exactly what I’m tryna say @icedoutomnitrix #lilsasisoverpartyhttps://t.co/GBhluCQtk1bashing my skull against the steering wheel while screaming in my car for an hour; then coming on here pretending to be a Mental Health Guru
Retweeted by Lil Sasquatch @icedoutomnitrix A plague upon your bloodline @icedoutomnitrix The vitamin and supplement selection goes crazymade butter chicken w my sister https://t.co/0UvpDyl6UX
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6/29
2020
@ChrisStanAcc LMAO I won’t lie I thought about it for a secondEasily my favorite mini series https://t.co/nwUKg4ecDFAt this point, wearing a Mask in public is more of an IQ test..
Retweeted by Lil Sasquatchso there's this guy named dr disrespect and he got banned but nobody knows why https://t.co/QwE5wFJAqu
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6/28
2020

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