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Joined Twitter 2/23/19


@wwwiiilllssoon ope lolwhen will they learn https://t.co/AraoVjrpfz @cassthevirgin thank you, you too cass :)Ghost That Haunts My House: BOO! Me: Oh thank God I’ve been so lonely
Retweeted by lincwoman in 1693: hello townspeople: witch! woman after over 320 years of advancement and progress from those dark a… https://t.co/wZv1fjVzPr
Retweeted by lincBatman: I'm Batman everyone: hi Batman group leader: why don't you tell us why you're here
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Retweeted by linc[first day as uber driver] me: any song requests? passenger: no thanks me: *tuning guitar* you sure?
Retweeted by linci guess rt to help find my mutuals 😔 https://t.co/JvYcEi4M6o
Retweeted by linc @DennisFDonovan maybe @coolauntV all it takes is two seconds to create a shit storm @Roy_oh_Roy far from it please help @notfunnyidiot more of a compliment i would sayhow can i be sure my cat understands me when i communicate with him. when i say "i love u" what if he thinks i'm sa… https://t.co/8oYSdVrAL3
Retweeted by linc @RenMan00 @suecorvette boy was maddhonorable mentions https://t.co/f943fCEG7d @PleaseBeGneiss they were NOT helpfulwreaking havoc in the facebook groups again https://t.co/lNLIBfU21G @WhatsAGreenhorn *slowly reaching for holster* so what if i am @parallelbark i am good how r u @parallelbark helloi figured late night twitter would be all over this @Home_Halfway my pants @ashhhhhhole the night washttps://t.co/OW8wJ0Z4Io @andlikelaura @dinoman_j laura you are amazing thank you :) @PleaseBeGneiss aliens https://t.co/CrWR5ysgs3https://t.co/fI5Y1Rb8K3
Retweeted by lincme: lord grant me the power to leave this god forsaken hellhole starbucks barista: dont you want your coffee first me: thank you lorddunkin on facebook boomers is now my favorite pass timecashier: what do u want to be for halloween? me: happy cashier: i was talking to the kid behind you me: ok
Retweeted by linc[carefully crafted joke with layers and nuance] 0 💬 1🔁 32❤️ it’s sad o’clock somewhere 😔🤙… https://t.co/v7GPfL1mV7
Retweeted by linclmao the earth IS NOT healingthe hotdog are finally returning to the pastures. the earth is healing. we are the virus https://t.co/vqhHYzq5rh
Retweeted by linc @ig_herns @PatsATweetin and you made mine :)did it work https://t.co/o4IOq7w7kn
Retweeted by linc @TheHyyyype i know duderemy: i'm sick of people getting my name wrong, it's not fuckin ratatouille link: i know dude frankenstein's monster: tell me about it
Retweeted by linc @ashhhhhhole is it worth can you even hear me
10/21
2020
im not in a good place mentally but on the plus side im not in a good place emotionally
Retweeted by linc @ok_girlfriend one pot of gold i wouldnt be afraid to take @Skoog thank you buddy :)Yes... that’s how stores work https://t.co/G44fj84m7Y
Retweeted by linc[Juliet looking down from balcony] "It’s over Romeo, I have the high ground"
Retweeted by linc @Kiwi67_ dass a potato @CrockettForReal @FredTaming @climaxximus @Shenanigans_luv @dadthatwrites @PleaseBeGneiss @BigJDubzhttps://t.co/CCaxdwOKex @girlfr0g i am not sure why i cropped this into four different pictures but its here for you to enjoy @nerdylord_13 @LittleMissAngr1 @lezzimomof2 @hoodlumrangler @Kristen_Arnett @arisinlife @bexley_lucy @BryceOakleyyhttps://t.co/JHUmRgnx8W @SparkyLanders bigfoots house is bigi am not sure why i cropped this into four different pictures but alas you shall like itbigfoots house https://t.co/EqMkiOeUQcspaghetti milk https://t.co/rtrL5DoHNC(neil diamond voice) hello, my friends, hello @jman28john @ADDiane meow @thec0conuthead loch ness monster sighting @femaleredhead @alexsoupertramp it is NOT embarrassing @femaleredhead @alexsoupertramp EXCUSE ME @sophsa i hope you make dino shapes toothis tweet didnt even get a chance to breathe before yall jumped on itthings you don't have to worry about when you wear a mask: - bad breath - teeth - makeup - fucking killing people
Retweeted by lincdid it work https://t.co/o4IOq7w7knme: do you know why i have an irrational fear of wedding ceremonies therapist: i do me: *screams in absolute horror*
Retweeted by linci am always alonei would go for a run more often but my heart already beats just as fast when im left alone with my thoughts @tytang24 where do i sign upthinking of becoming a hot girl twitter account since joke twitter account hasnt been working out for mesomeone fucks up: no worries, this is a teachable moment, power thru, y'all i fuck up: this is just me and how i a… https://t.co/EN8gxvMqkt
Retweeted by lincwell here i thought i would gave a fun time playing games but i guess notmy adhd reduces my capacity for delayed gratification so i would really appreciate it if you could like and retweet my content IMMEDIATELY
Retweeted by lincDOCTOR WHO: i have a time machine. DOCTOR WHOM: the time machine is owned by me
Retweeted by lincyou playing games • haha this is fun • passes the time • so many games to play games playing you • wait what • why… https://t.co/amy4H9AhhW @KnifeDetective hmmoh to be a sad potato w butter wrapped in tinfoil ready for consumptionthen: put a coin on the tongue of the deceased to pay their passage down the river styx and into the underworld no… https://t.co/CcfXJgnIRw
Retweeted by lincidk why any of you follow me but this thread should definitely make you unfollowloan officer: you are dead me: DEAD TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT satan [placing hand on my shoulder from behind]: noloan officer: we just ran your credit me: OVER WITH A CAR LMAO loan officer: and we're denying your loan request… https://t.co/XxXrZuwt5jWebsite: Make a password Me: Ok Website: Make it STRONGER so you don’t get HACKED Me: Wow alright Website: Damn… https://t.co/NaWMBxxtZO
Retweeted by linc @rudy_betrayed LMAO OMG no that's an awesome one RUDY! will add to my notebook for safe keepingslincb0t hacked my account pray for retributionwow you made a *cool pun* omg thats like eating steamed bologna holy shit its incredible dont worry mom i am on the good drugs @aotakeo @dinoman_j 🥺 thank you @sophsa @dinoman_j no you are 🙈 @CapriCornyCait @abernothing ok it’s officiali promise i will not throw 86mph fastballs with these and we will have a picnic aftermillennials always owning people online cause everything else in their life is rented
Retweeted by linc @undercoverloon1 same time next week? @undercoverloon1 i think they’re good i don’t speak cat @undercoverloon1 The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more dif… https://t.co/wbB29KqIiNhow many george foremans could man a george foreman grill if a george foreman was a foreman of grillsremember this tweet if i suddenly go silenti want someone to love me as much as a conservative LOVES getting offended at people “disrespecting” the american f… https://t.co/9yCv6TZsRp @desukidesu hewwo @dinoman_j get out of town buddy i will go broke before i stop supporting your comics i love them so much @sophsa beep beep comin frew @sophsa you do every day with that dump truck of an ass @humancomedian lol the right winger frasier is against in the episode @humancomedian vote holden thorpe @desukidesu @dinoman_j i kinda forgot how to smile i havent done it in so longthirst follows are welcome
10/20
2020

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