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i’m not a crybaby, i’m THE crybaby | she/her

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Joined Twitter 6/18/09


@devinmichelle8 LOL yup that one too!!! and who in the HELL put the muffins in the freezer!? 😂 @lzzcat it’s creating a monster 😂tiktok audios play on repeat in my brain at all hours of the dayim at the pizza hut!! i’m at the taco bell!! i’m at the combination pizza hut and taco bell!!!!!!!my mom just sent me this, i had completely forgotten about it! when i was 17, a ny times photographer followed me… https://t.co/8G0MofqG05 @lzzcat @annajeanette i love that i know what this means hahaha
10/21
2020
me: posts an 8 second, stupid video of myself my mom: 😭🥺 https://t.co/hLWtwnRfdkthe band camino just came up on shuffle and WHEW i wasn’t ready to cry in public today
10/20
2020
annoying as 💩 https://t.co/FZNr7poaezone of the lightbulbs in my bedroom went out and i’m annoyed at the mere thought of changing it 😑
10/18
2020
@alphaxblood love and appreciate you ♥️feeling very soft and saddrink water especially if you really cry a lot
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10/17
2020
my one coworker has figured out something is going on in my life and won’t stop asking me if i’m okay and is trying… https://t.co/LuHz5DQ2jcnot only am i getting illinois election texts/calls, but i’m also getting colorado election texts/calls for myself… https://t.co/U4eSDh2fV9
10/16
2020
Casual reminder to not make stupid fucking comments about people’s eating habits :)
Retweeted by attractive but bitterall i know anymore is smoke weed and comment on strangers tiktoks. @Savannah__Leigh i love and appreciate you so much 😭♥️ @bivocado i love and hate when those kind of things click into place, or when my therapist points it out. so frustr… https://t.co/eHCot5uurL @lzzcat it has healing properties, i swear @bivocado 🥺😘😘😘 thank you sweets27 and still calls her mom to cry to when she’s sick? you know i’m a catch.i truly hate myself for forcing myself to throw up so often when i was younger. i can’t even get nauseous now witho… https://t.co/MRVwUBcJ9W
10/15
2020
it’s not regular and she has a lot of healing to do but she is just so impressive to me and i’m so proud and happy she’s okay.one of my best friends had brain surgery yesterday and today she’s walking around and talking like it’s a regular d… https://t.co/J3NipymqnLhttps://t.co/M94KIYlDVa
Retweeted by attractive but bitter @jakesonaplane i have this as a magnet on my fridge lmao
10/14
2020
@lzzcat oh my godi’m so anxious, i’m rearranging my desk instead of working. i got here at 7am for no reason other than i couldn’t s… https://t.co/pK9qoiY6lvi need every single star in the entire universe to line up correctly for the next 24 hours. that’s all i’ll ask for this year, i swear.
10/13
2020
me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you mie… https://t.co/dgbCliFlVS
Retweeted by attractive but bitterthis is what i want 🥺 https://t.co/9X39pB5hQb
10/12
2020
https://t.co/shmPM2TOYEreminder to check the signature on your drivers license before you sign your mail in ballot! mine has definitely c… https://t.co/piAU0stz6R
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10/8
2020
how i look at work https://t.co/qqNhk1Ql2vi simply would like to no longer existfact check check: apparently not https://t.co/u2kaU43dKy
Retweeted by attractive but bitter @bivocado something similar happened to me a few weeks ago, it’s always the ones you like 🥺 @bivocado 😩😩 thats appreciated over being ghosted but........ ouch. @bivocado i feel ya :/ i’ve all but given up on it, i’m no longer looking for it bc lord knows i’ve got enough to handle just with myself 😂 @bivocado lmao no way couldn’t be me
10/7
2020
nobody: my brain at 3am: https://t.co/8aFV2hOR0R
Retweeted by attractive but bitterLISTEN/WATCH “MOON” NOW! HALO OF HURT OUT 11/20/20! PRE-ORDER NOW! https://t.co/DIDQbw0GBb https://t.co/3JEWzvTjU1
Retweeted by attractive but bitter @KingTiff13 this works far too well https://t.co/tEjmvJugYe
Retweeted by attractive but bitter @Joetinks @KingTiff13 hahahah fuck joe i hate this 😩😂This is incredible. A snowball fight filmed by cinema pioneers the Lumiere bros in France, 1896. It's been colouris… https://t.co/p0NKa4cODP
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10/6
2020
Just found out that sex isn’t just a meme y’all there is actual people doing it in real life
Retweeted by attractive but bitterMick Fleetwood recreating the cranberry juice viral video is AWESOME https://t.co/h37f2PdsV6
Retweeted by attractive but bitter @higgitus lmaoooo i love that too 😂😂😂 @higgitus i told my mom about him and she said you should have named him tre because of his legs and it made my dad burst out laughing 😂😂😂
10/5
2020
@abookandaphoto i clicked my tongue to get her attention and instead i got her attitude 😂😂he was a punk she was a punk too https://t.co/ZJ1tQockAq
Retweeted by attractive but bitter @seventiespink my parents https://t.co/Igr17Mv3Ww
Retweeted by attractive but bittera baby, the baby, my baby :) https://t.co/8VavFryLj3 @stressica_ you’re so damn cute 🥺😍
10/4
2020
bisexuals what colour is ur phone case and why is clear
Retweeted by attractive but bitter @higgitus i love you endlessly ♥️some day, SOME DAY, i hope i will start taking red flags seriously 😑
10/3
2020
finally watching miss americana and all i have to say is i love taylor swift.
10/2
2020
@moongerm haha PERFECTthere are bars in chicago called rosa’s (what my brother calls me), brudder’s (what i call my brother), and etta’s… https://t.co/miNmHTvwJ1 @ProfessorPeyton it’s shitty weed lmao @lzzcat @chrissyteigen i cried too! they’re fucking evil :( @lzzcat @chrissyteigen the second i saw her post last night, i knew it was gonna be bad for them :( it’s so fucked up @Joetinks jealous, this sounds so good @jackieheuser it’s so fun hahah @jackieheuser lol welcome to the dark side
10/1
2020
My debate takeaway: I don’t want to enter my 70s. And thankfully, that doesn’t seem like it’ll be an option.
Retweeted by attractive but bitter @_supershannon @shakeshack i can’t waaaaaait 😍
9/30
2020
@annajeanette haha oh noooo the worst thing to worry about!! @annajeanette if i make eye contact, i smile and nod, and if i don’t have headphones in i’ll also say hi or good mo… https://t.co/hZLMexY60Y
9/29
2020
@bivocado thank you so much 😭♥️ @jesskuuuh you are the most sweetesest 🥺 @lzzcat you get unlimited likes bc i love you forevertoday i got my hair colored for the first time in nearly two years, and cut for the first time in at least a year.… https://t.co/azL0fFhBko
9/28
2020
a quiet weekend https://t.co/3xyJZqtxOfpain. https://t.co/VhZDNIgwGD
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9/27
2020
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9/26
2020
the venn diagram of people who think bicyclists shouldn’t ride in the road and people who have never used a bike to commute is a circlei just wanna sip a fancy drink at a rooftop bar :(if I’m too much for you, most likely u ain’t enough for me.
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9/25
2020
i’m just gonna become a normieHappy 11 years to this classic. https://t.co/sTS7zY86G5
Retweeted by attractive but bitterNHL social media for the win https://t.co/L5LxnUocwY
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9/24
2020
forcing myself to keep my mouth shut and make moves in silence is HARD.
9/23
2020
I understand this more and more every day. 😹🤞🏾 https://t.co/epRslnz3lC
Retweeted by attractive but bittertell me why the only men who love me are homelessme being vulnerable https://t.co/vbx2BZeire
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9/22
2020
just wanna be watching letterkenny with friends :(
9/21
2020
@stressica_ stoked on these results tbh.https://t.co/kxp07bs50E
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9/19
2020
me and my left airpod that won’t charge https://t.co/aCA27FAwbshttps://t.co/PgbAK4h5BGmy fashion sense these days can only be described as “boys i had crushes on growing up” https://t.co/hSQmYAN67Lboss isn’t here today... there goes my motivation 🥴
9/18
2020
@_supershannon hahah i could NOT believe it omg.i am such a unique brand of fuckin embarrassingi really just tried to continue a conversation with shannon except i’m not with shannon anymore, IM IN THE BACK SEAT OF AN UBER
9/17
2020
loot drop when i die https://t.co/WCwDP2l2pF https://t.co/yXVhaedlOwbro ur gf called she said she wants spooky berries https://t.co/X1nEbuWUz2
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9/16
2020

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