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You have to know the members who voted “yes” instead of “yay” were the kids in high school who said “gift!!!!!!” du… https://t.co/jRXKoffRJb
12/13
2019
Kudos to Seema Verma for sticking to her long-hold position that people who face a massive and unexpected cost need… https://t.co/v6BXvETLPR
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12/10
2019
Trump mentioned Butterball (twice) before pardoning a turkey. But thanks to him, Butterball's employees face deport… https://t.co/X5ZxGZG3W4
11/26
2019
autocorrect thinks “Klobuchar” is a typo for “LOL A HAT” #DemDebate
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanFor weeks the GOP has said that it's not quid pro quo if Ukraine didn't know about it. Today Cooper revealed "on Ju… https://t.co/4fxm86kzznSale at the international criminal store https://t.co/PBse3JprO2tfw when your very good brain requires notes that say "I WANT NOTHING I WANT NOTHING" to remind you to say that you… https://t.co/qvKTrQX5vc
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11/21
2019
Do me a favor? Listen to the impeachment hearing without video for a sec and tell me that Marie Yovanovitch's voice… https://t.co/dezvivW9uI
11/15
2019
This from the girl who misheard the lyrics to Lean On by @MAJORLAZER & @djsnake as "Marcus, the flying dog, somebod… https://t.co/eYq1IxhiNI
11/14
2019
I'm excited about our newfound national consensus that no country should meddle in another country's elections. Thi… https://t.co/0Nz6Ea4RcF
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11/13
2019
.@gtconway3d never fails to deliver quality content on this website https://t.co/16ZYJLQvh2
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11/1
2019
After she was raped & beaten for being gay, Margaret fled Uganda to live in a chicken pox-filled cage - just for th… https://t.co/qcnOe3Qn8j
10/22
2019
McRaven, by the by, is the former Navy SEAL who oversaw the operation that got Bin Laden. He’s THAT guy. https://t.co/5CZH9Bhum7
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10/18
2019
Keep an eye on @CateMartel who's owning the doppelgänger beat for the 2nd Presidential cycle in a row. This Steyer/… https://t.co/IxTL9YjWrw"Dude gotta go" - that's what Kamala Harris just said about @realdonaldtrump, right? #DemDebate
Retweeted by Lindsay Monaghan"Here’s a question your great-grandchildren will never ask you: 'What across-the-aisle friendships were prominent i… https://t.co/SgyXYGtLDP
10/16
2019
.@Patrick_C_Reis, who usually ranks Harambe's death as intel's #1 failure, on something much scarier: "What’s new i… https://t.co/p4ve2URbC9It doesn’t take a genius to interfere in the U.S. presidential election https://t.co/VEZuHzaU4F https://t.co/V9cd0cg3W0
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10/10
2019
Source: Migrants don't want to be deported Source: Chocolate is delicious https://t.co/7PJcEn5eYA
9/25
2019
Do you ever get a text to your phone and you’re like “who is this?” And you look at what they sent you and it’s a m… https://t.co/SKxVg1EbMy
5/4
2019
Alyssa Alhadeff "She never met a person she couldn't make laugh." https://t.co/21jk1SENXQ
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2/15
2016
Delete your publication. https://t.co/3x56DaOp0h
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11/18
2016
Trump's 2012 tweet about the electoral college being a disaster for democracy is on display in Dupont Circle https://t.co/3JkHnSQr8K
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11/15
2016
Oh? https://t.co/qNt5TLhGfH
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanWithin minutes of Trump's triumph, congratulatory messages poured in from leaders around the world… https://t.co/xZNkiGD75y
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanBad cycle to be a Bush? https://t.co/BUvmlO1vyp
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanWelcome to the next 4 years. https://t.co/mfKzUlBtYxBig winner of the night is Mike Pence. He took quite a gamble, and it paid off. Bigly.
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanTrump walks out to the "Air Force One" theme song, which makes all this feel even more like it is a weird movie turned reality
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanTrump did better with Latinos (29%) than Romney did (27%). #ElectionNight
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanScoop: HuffPost has removed its “Trump is a racist” tag on stories —> https://t.co/sO4QJFgILY
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanClinton is up 18 votes in New Hampshire. Only 80% of the votes counted. Come on New Hampshire, let's get it done!
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11/9
2016
Think about how much time you've spent thinking about Donald Trump over the past two years. You're not getting any of that time back.
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanWas there a family memo? https://t.co/vVS5KKdrgW
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanThe Weirdest Polling Places in America https://t.co/GKCwe7qyndDC skyline on today of all days #ElectionDay https://t.co/nbewxa3gPVTom Brady's wife says the QB isn't backing @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/25I02kAVqH | Getty https://t.co/TKeT2AIS57
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanHow to watch Election Day like a pro https://t.co/pIgeTGQCbrTrust me, he knows a thing or two about this topic. https://t.co/4WUYI54T6P
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11/8
2016
(Noun) What the parents sip on while the bat mitzvah girl choreographs a routine to Big Pimpin'. https://t.co/0Pbdi3I4H4
11/7
2016
.@CateMartel didn't tell me modeling lessons & time machines are available on the trail! As if this election wasn't… https://t.co/lOhV67qHlE
11/3
2016
Wow @ChuckGrassley to Comey: w/o context "Your disclosure is not fair to Congress, the Amer people, or Sec Clinton." https://t.co/G11AeFziHE
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10/31
2016
Whatever your ideology, men don't come off great in this campaign.
Retweeted by Lindsay Monaghan.@twitter is ending @vine. Here are the best political Vines from @politico: https://t.co/1PTcjS48YG https://t.co/g28AYsFUmJ
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanNEWS: Joe Biden is at the top of Hillary Clinton's transition team short list to be her secretary of state https://t.co/68gJYccVF6
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanThose who can watch w/o cringing are Oscar-caliber actors, or overly botoxed. https://t.co/xkHDmeYy33 via @HuffPostPol
10/28
2016
Clinton has an advantage in every model, except Bill Mitchell's Halloween costumes indicator @jackhealyNYT https://t.co/RX3aB0W4rs
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10/24
2016
Didn't Trump and Putin finally become BFF in greenroom at 60 Minutes? When did they stop being buddies? #Debatenight https://t.co/fvVwvrwmvlTranslation: "At the start of the conversation with Trump, I made it clear that Mexico won't pay for the wall." https://t.co/lEWnFwcxNL
Retweeted by Lindsay Monaghan"We've got some bad hombres here" #debatenight https://t.co/Fj4y6FKasp"You can take the baby and rip it out of the womb - on the final day" Trump says. Ridiculous conclusion. Not current law at all. #STDebate
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanCourt. Guns. Abortion. Glad the Fox News moderator is straying from conservative orthodoxy in his questions. Oh wait.
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanHave the bright lights of Vegas blinded Trump? Why is he squinting?#Throwback: Donald Trump "endorsing" Eminem in 2004 during the "Shady National Convention" https://t.co/taFvhzPrB1
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10/20
2016
Very proud to work for a company that made this vine. Very proud. https://t.co/fnFOSBH05B
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanUpon winning, @CoryBooker to @repjohnlewis on his basketball skills: "you were too busy fighting for freedom." https://t.co/1eC7Xm53p2
Retweeted by Lindsay Monaghan=TSwift bringing left shark to a Katy Perry show. And by Katy Perry, I mean Beyonce. Obama isn't debating. And this… https://t.co/V0NhAXJcMaAnother one of the things I'd never have believed if you told me a year ago https://t.co/4G7vzP790x
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanTrump Jr. on the day of the Aurora shooting: "Overall I give the movie two thumbs up.” https://t.co/e0uOP3MY77
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10/19
2016
"✌️I'm sorry✌️" -Joey Tribbiani https://t.co/CrMPu2A0kC
10/16
2016
Risottogate! https://t.co/Cw73YJSIwI
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanHere's what it would look like if only states with @Bojangles1977 voted. (Had to get in on the fun, too.)… https://t.co/7sJJgYYj6r
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanHuge if true https://t.co/881fqGT7uF
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanSince Sunday @realDonaldTrump has gained 140k Twitter followers, @HillaryClinton 157K, & @kenbone18 173K. Do we have our true debate winner?
10/12
2016
Video: "Yesterday I had 7 Twitter followers and 2 of them were my grandma… because she forgot her password and had… https://t.co/oI7ClG1dDo
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanBut..... no. Stop. This: https://t.co/UKWdIDD2kh https://t.co/bLfZ5T2P9zArrived at home of heroic defector Jung Gwang-il from NKorea, who smuggles info on democracy into NK. Look what he'… https://t.co/yLs7Wpef8n
Retweeted by Lindsay Monaghan"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be part of." -Pres. Lincoln, probably. #debate
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanTrump right now at debate: "It wasn’t, ‘Check out a sex tape’” Ummm.. https://t.co/BVCxbinpc0
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanI've spent lots of time reporting in countries where winners do imprison losing candidates. Believe me, we don't want to go there.
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanRemember how Mitt stepped near @POTUS in a #debate & we lost our minds? In one of his normal moves tonight, Trump is lurking behind Hillary.You know what they say: $300billion here, $300billion there, eventually it starts to add up #debate https://t.co/9OdnHI6LzGFACT CHECK: "There has never been anything like this," Trump says. For once, he's right.
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanDonald Trump in 1998: "Paula Jones is a loser" (hat tip: @BraddJaffy) https://t.co/YmehylJHOw
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanNo handshake, and I'm guessing Trump's continued sniffles aren't the cause #debateWHY WOULD YOU DIAL TEST THIS. Like, "Well, I did like the part where he said he uses Tic Tacs, that's considerate." https://t.co/uWZlUZeJtk
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10/10
2016
My heart breaks for the @nbcsnl writers who thought they were going home to their wives and children tonight. #TrumpTapes
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanA caller had a lewd tape of Donald Trump. Then the race to break the story was on. https://t.co/cah9sL4NyUWhile this is shocking & unimaginable & deserves every bit of this Friday shitstorm, let's not overlook that Trump… https://t.co/4kwMFozlNx
10/8
2016
Hillary Clinton is buying airtime on the Weather Channel because Hurricane Matthew https://t.co/gGw926sysP
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10/6
2016
"This is important Elaine" says Tim Kaine appealing to mansplainers across the country #VPDebate @ddiamond 🐛🐛...obviously"Allowed ISIL to grow out of the desert" so this was the same year Hillary Clinton turned 18? Plz clarify #VPDebateInteresting, both candidates already have inserted actual people more than either presidential candidate did in an entire debate.#VPDebate
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10/5
2016
Woah. It's like getting @politicoplaybook and @theskimm in your inbox, but IRL. #politicoskimm https://t.co/NVsrkn6A6a
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9/29
2016
"People asked, 'why are you focused on a niche market?' & we said 'you can't really call women niche'" @theskimm's @cbzakin #POLITICOSkimm
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanPOLITICO to launch polling partnership with Morning Consult https://t.co/etDh1zsV52 https://t.co/xGbf8RERaP
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanIn ‘Hitler,’ an Ascent From ‘Dunderhead’ to Demagogue https://t.co/N8Nb789xok
9/28
2016
📷Photographer @smahaskey takes you behind the scenes at the first presidential debate https://t.co/yjUYcNoDbO https://t.co/KI5QdDxl9u
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanRubio hasn't tweeted in 13 hrs, Jeb! in a full day, and then there's this. It's #DebateNight in America. https://t.co/fkViw7gwfV @emilyrs a team with stamina!NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. Damn it. Murders are not up in NYC. I just reported that TODAY. https://t.co/Ice9pYUtAIhttps://t.co/1szRW7HQhx
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanDo dooo do do do STAMINA #debatenight https://t.co/RzVbwnazwm @JoanneKenen we just talked about a 400lb man! that's a major health concern facing our country...& new event topic? Pro HC: Hacker Health?Good thing the Trumps have FLOTUS to do important things like write speeches & outline policy priorities #400lbs #LetsMove #debatenight"I've had 12 glasses of water in the last little while" #debatenightFACT CHECK: Clinton has *not* been fighting ISIS her entire adult life, because it was created in 1999, and her adult life began in 1965.
Retweeted by Lindsay MonaghanFACT CHECK: Gen. Douglas MacArthur did NOT have a website.
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9/27
2016
The funniest, most original person at politico.... https://t.co/MmvcjRewWxHey @LindsayMonaghan look who else stole your joke cc @DanielStrauss4 https://t.co/cL4GNjhYqn
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9/16
2016

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