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I would commit a felony crime for some dip n dots right nowShould I write my thesis and graduate next month or drop out right now and sell fruit on the freeway?

My grandma just sprayed “dog perfume” on my dogs???

This is your yearly reminder that autism speaks is a hate group that believes in eugenics, and you should under no… https://t.co/t82ZCkdnnf
Retweeted by Josie8 FACTS ABOUT OUR OCEAN THAT WILL SHOCK YOU. (A thread) #Seaspiracy
Retweeted by JosieWe did it! We all did it! 🤯 @seaspiracy is No.1 in the UK, Ireland, Hong Kong, and Singapore!! It is also in the To… https://t.co/7PSJtOvv6Y
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Ok Twitter, huddle up. We’re having a team meeting. . So you got your bisexuals, but “bi”implies to some that there… https://t.co/7F3rGBDfPP @jacobdigeronimo This is what I like to hear @allysun32 Exactly!!

Oh no not me developing a crush on Sedona and I don’t even watch basketball

@MostlyMadeleine Please share the link with all of us @DylanSedam @LilNasX And the beginning part going through the garden of eden- MASTERFULLY created! DARE I SAY IT @DylanSedam @LilNasX I can’t stop watching the music video! It’s so good! @MacinRigg Brb going now @MacinRigg Watched it twice in a row!!Alright I’m gonna say it. I finally watched Lil nas x’s new music video and it was absolutely fantastic @_avakay Did you know that all men actually do not have a thalamus, which is the part of the brain that regulates c… https://t.co/sgPZ5FmGDy @allie_wonderly As a child, I ran toward ice cream trucks. As an adult, I run from them 😂 @HarveyHubcap I’m sorry, Haven. I’m sending good vibes and prayer to you and your family 💕

@CutieMott Green? 🤔 @lareinacynn Me too girlie, me too

@MostlyMadeleine Agreedone of the worst things about private college is that you have students going into debt and working nights just to… https://t.co/YGqTiidbxA
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@MostlyMadeleine There’s already c state students living in the townhouses this year. They go to c state for the fi… https://t.co/dCYIyDQ0VS @petynandstuff Respectfully, you look hot 🥵

@boricuababyyyy My BMI said I’m getting it this Friday 😂Just scheduled my Covid shot!!Why am I trying not to cry? Because a Vietnam veteran in a wheelchair just told me “be at peace and know you are loved”

@_avakay In our next lives, let’s not go to college @_avakay Ever time I submit my progress, my thesis advisor shits all over the whole thing 😭

@LloydBoyLuke Except for people who are driving older modelsguys tinder bios b like “6’2 cuz apparently that matters” boy don’t nobody give a fuck u make me 6’2 my stomach
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I’m sorry, but am I the only one thinking they got rid of the most important part of pants.. https://t.co/W25Pu3U04S @_avakay I love it! She could start an Etsy shop!

@_avakay Well you have to show us

@ewnogrosss @CutieMott I agree that Annie takes after you more @ewnogrosss @CutieMott Can I please see Sabrina for comparison? Plz n thnx 🥰 @CutieMott Suzy, my beagle? https://t.co/nYMJg2kbud @CutieMott Okay wait which of my girls looks more like me? Hershey, my chocolate lab OR https://t.co/PLctJnVOPa

@boricuababyyyy The second pic ended me 😍😵 KOIt’s much easier to work on my thesis with my lab sleeping on my feet under the desk. Gotta get that degree and p… https://t.co/NYUHgPv7Z3

I will sell my literal body just to get a cow squishmallow

@boricuababyyyy He said “¿Qué quieres beber? Why are you talkin Spanish??” 😂😂😂

@boricuababyyyy Oh lorddddddd Jesus it’s a fire 🔥🥵

“Ew. It looks like gay Jesus.”

I just watched someone get arrested in the plaza outside the office. Just sitting in my desk chair watching crime tv live and local

I want a baby 😭 Note: I know I don’t really want a baby but people keep bringing cute babies into the office and I want one too 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Oops I did it again https://t.co/TXQ9X7EHyX https://t.co/hmBAJVkB7t

Whenever I try to work on my senior thesis, I feel like spongebob in that one episode where he can't write his essa… https://t.co/8pBdckoSJf
Retweeted by Josie @howdytimes3 I worked on mine for hours today and feel like I did absolutely nothing @_avakay Boats. @CutieMott I LOVE wheat thins

@FrymanHeather Heather I am also a Scorpio moon and cap rising!!!

Ho ho hold it. Was there a season of AHS with the night stalker? Because that documentary scared the shit out of my… https://t.co/QarCfdgwVy

@allie_wonderly I’m not sure I understand the question here because the only stages of teeth I’m familiar with is b… https://t.co/jVjoIFzqLyI just want to say something very important and perhaps controversial: ✨Pete Davidson’s teeth✨

@degreatdelph You could’ve left out “at sport shooting”- we know @ewnogrosss I’m too much bean @DylanSedam Also whoever voted no has a cactus coochie @DylanSedam Absolutely, but I can only emotionally support because there’s no way I can subscribe and then look you in the eyes 😂

Not someone in my 300 level Spanish class pronouncing “he” as hey 😳 @vctia_ YES @loreezy_ @LindseyPolcyn I would argue for video games by trixie Mattel @DylanSedam

My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
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the power the fountains 🤝 off
Retweeted by Josie @totallytorey You were the Hi C hookup freshman year 😂 you’d just come in my room and be like “I brought you two juice boxes” 🥰🥰🥰

What is something that you should, as an adult, not be allowed to buy because you have no self control. I’ll go fi… https://t.co/NuKUVgYrkQ

Not me just now finding out the Super Bowl is tomorrow

“Suck on mints” “*in a mean way*” @desiree1058 Men have nothing if not the audacity

I just want everyone to know that I just had a 10 min convo with a 62 year old man and he told me that his family h… https://t.co/PNkPQO93Po

@lareinacynn You better do it

Me, pretending to be a Republican at work so I don’t create a hostile environment with my coworkers and the clients… https://t.co/0c3aSZ5JFV

@MostlyMadeleine coolpants coolpants coolpants

It's an honor to be your Vice President. https://t.co/iM3BxJzz6E
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@degreatdelph @loreezy_ @the_chaparrin @AlexHas4Petals @DylanSedam Was thinking the same thing! It’s like the ranking game we played 😂My personal finance professor: “what is interest? And I’m not just talking about... I’m interested in The Bachelor”

Old people really be like: Oh you decorated your body with really beautiful art that expresses who you are and wha… https://t.co/X8iYYN7v9q @clxudyszn ✌🏻

When you consider a gallon of milk is like $3.50 how can you justify ppl still being paid $7.25
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@_avakay Sorry for being uncultured, but what are crackerjacks? Cause I thought they were made upLiking dirty franks is a personally trait.
Retweeted by Josie @allie_wonderly Yes.When he’s cute AND a feminist

@DylanSedam But can you know that it’s going to rain later from the smell/ feel of the air?Not surprised by the shirt... heard it my whole life https://t.co/LWQL670r9m https://t.co/6z8IbuJitO @petynandstuff And when my clunker piddles out I’m probably gonna buy one too! @petynandstuff This car will literally last your entire lifetime! My mom won’t drive anything else!If you wouldn’t sleep with Harry Styles Yes you would @natetheph Favorite answer yet!

Who is the capital professor you would take a bullet for? I’ll go first: Profe Saunders

@reverbqueen @ewnogrosss @ohwaitsorry Yeah you better do it

There really are white people out there who think a part of their life isn’t fulfilled because they can’t say the n… https://t.co/G5QhW6wkSg

“He ate a meat stick- and it was probably chicken feet and horse ears” @allie_wonderly No one is supposed to ask you questions when you say you’re an accountant!

@mattsearlesxD @KelseyKitchel Thank you guys!! @MacinRigg But that’s your girl.... she’s worth the extra cost @MacinRigg She doesn’t like the limelight