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Josie @little_critter_ Moundsville, WV

oh hey bud 👋🏻 / she, her, & her’s / queer / gemini / keep the immigrants & deport the racists

201 Following   219 Followers   1,569 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/14/18


I would commit a felony crime for some dip n dots right nowShould I write my thesis and graduate next month or drop out right now and sell fruit on the freeway?
4/8
2021
My grandma just sprayed “dog perfume” on my dogs???
4/3
2021
This is your yearly reminder that autism speaks is a hate group that believes in eugenics, and you should under no… https://t.co/t82ZCkdnnf
Retweeted by Josie8 FACTS ABOUT OUR OCEAN THAT WILL SHOCK YOU. (A thread) #Seaspiracy
Retweeted by JosieWe did it! We all did it! 🤯 @seaspiracy is No.1 in the UK, Ireland, Hong Kong, and Singapore!! It is also in the To… https://t.co/7PSJtOvv6Y
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4/2
2021
Ok Twitter, huddle up. We’re having a team meeting. . So you got your bisexuals, but “bi”implies to some that there… https://t.co/7F3rGBDfPP @jacobdigeronimo This is what I like to hear @allysun32 Exactly!!
3/31
2021
Oh no not me developing a crush on Sedona and I don’t even watch basketball
3/30
2021
@MostlyMadeleine Please share the link with all of us @DylanSedam @LilNasX And the beginning part going through the garden of eden- MASTERFULLY created! DARE I SAY IT @DylanSedam @LilNasX I can’t stop watching the music video! It’s so good! @MacinRigg Brb going now @MacinRigg Watched it twice in a row!!Alright I’m gonna say it. I finally watched Lil nas x’s new music video and it was absolutely fantastic @_avakay Did you know that all men actually do not have a thalamus, which is the part of the brain that regulates c… https://t.co/sgPZ5FmGDy @allie_wonderly As a child, I ran toward ice cream trucks. As an adult, I run from them 😂 @HarveyHubcap I’m sorry, Haven. I’m sending good vibes and prayer to you and your family 💕
3/29
2021
@CutieMott Green? 🤔 @lareinacynn Me too girlie, me too
3/27
2021
@MostlyMadeleine Agreedone of the worst things about private college is that you have students going into debt and working nights just to… https://t.co/YGqTiidbxA
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3/21
2021
@MostlyMadeleine There’s already c state students living in the townhouses this year. They go to c state for the fi… https://t.co/dCYIyDQ0VS @petynandstuff Respectfully, you look hot 🥵
3/19
2021
@boricuababyyyy My BMI said I’m getting it this Friday 😂Just scheduled my Covid shot!!Why am I trying not to cry? Because a Vietnam veteran in a wheelchair just told me “be at peace and know you are loved”
3/16
2021
@_avakay In our next lives, let’s not go to college @_avakay Ever time I submit my progress, my thesis advisor shits all over the whole thing 😭
3/15
2021
@LloydBoyLuke Except for people who are driving older modelsguys tinder bios b like “6’2 cuz apparently that matters” boy don’t nobody give a fuck u make me 6’2 my stomach
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3/13
2021
I’m sorry, but am I the only one thinking they got rid of the most important part of pants.. https://t.co/W25Pu3U04S @_avakay I love it! She could start an Etsy shop!
3/12
2021
@_avakay Well you have to show us
3/11
2021
@ewnogrosss @CutieMott I agree that Annie takes after you more @ewnogrosss @CutieMott Can I please see Sabrina for comparison? Plz n thnx 🥰 @CutieMott Suzy, my beagle? https://t.co/nYMJg2kbud @CutieMott Okay wait which of my girls looks more like me? Hershey, my chocolate lab OR https://t.co/PLctJnVOPa
3/10
2021
@boricuababyyyy The second pic ended me 😍😵 KOIt’s much easier to work on my thesis with my lab sleeping on my feet under the desk. Gotta get that degree and p… https://t.co/NYUHgPv7Z3
3/9
2021
I will sell my literal body just to get a cow squishmallow
3/8
2021
@boricuababyyyy He said “¿Qué quieres beber? Why are you talkin Spanish??” 😂😂😂
3/3
2021
@boricuababyyyy Oh lorddddddd Jesus it’s a fire 🔥🥵
3/2
2021
“Ew. It looks like gay Jesus.”
2/27
2021
I just watched someone get arrested in the plaza outside the office. Just sitting in my desk chair watching crime tv live and local
2/26
2021
I want a baby 😭 Note: I know I don’t really want a baby but people keep bringing cute babies into the office and I want one too 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Oops I did it again https://t.co/TXQ9X7EHyX https://t.co/hmBAJVkB7t
2/24
2021
Whenever I try to work on my senior thesis, I feel like spongebob in that one episode where he can't write his essa… https://t.co/8pBdckoSJf
Retweeted by Josie @howdytimes3 I worked on mine for hours today and feel like I did absolutely nothing @_avakay Boats. @CutieMott I LOVE wheat thins
2/23
2021
@FrymanHeather Heather I am also a Scorpio moon and cap rising!!!
2/18
2021
Ho ho hold it. Was there a season of AHS with the night stalker? Because that documentary scared the shit out of my… https://t.co/QarCfdgwVy
2/17
2021
@allie_wonderly I’m not sure I understand the question here because the only stages of teeth I’m familiar with is b… https://t.co/jVjoIFzqLyI just want to say something very important and perhaps controversial: ✨Pete Davidson’s teeth✨
2/16
2021
@degreatdelph You could’ve left out “at sport shooting”- we know @ewnogrosss I’m too much bean @DylanSedam Also whoever voted no has a cactus coochie @DylanSedam Absolutely, but I can only emotionally support because there’s no way I can subscribe and then look you in the eyes 😂
2/12
2021
Not someone in my 300 level Spanish class pronouncing “he” as hey 😳 @vctia_ YES @loreezy_ @LindseyPolcyn I would argue for video games by trixie Mattel @DylanSedam
2/10
2021
My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
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2/9
2021
the power the fountains 🤝 off
Retweeted by Josie @totallytorey You were the Hi C hookup freshman year 😂 you’d just come in my room and be like “I brought you two juice boxes” 🥰🥰🥰
2/8
2021
What is something that you should, as an adult, not be allowed to buy because you have no self control. I’ll go fi… https://t.co/NuKUVgYrkQ
2/7
2021
Not me just now finding out the Super Bowl is tomorrow
2/6
2021
“Suck on mints” “*in a mean way*” @desiree1058 Men have nothing if not the audacity
2/2
2021
I just want everyone to know that I just had a 10 min convo with a 62 year old man and he told me that his family h… https://t.co/PNkPQO93Po
1/31
2021
@lareinacynn You better do it
1/30
2021
Me, pretending to be a Republican at work so I don’t create a hostile environment with my coworkers and the clients… https://t.co/0c3aSZ5JFV
1/28
2021
@MostlyMadeleine coolpants coolpants coolpants
1/27
2021
It's an honor to be your Vice President. https://t.co/iM3BxJzz6E
Retweeted by JosieReady to serve.
Retweeted by JosieCelebrating this glorious day https://t.co/742W7tXCHL
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1/21
2021
@degreatdelph @loreezy_ @the_chaparrin @AlexHas4Petals @DylanSedam Was thinking the same thing! It’s like the ranking game we played 😂My personal finance professor: “what is interest? And I’m not just talking about... I’m interested in The Bachelor”
1/19
2021
Old people really be like: Oh you decorated your body with really beautiful art that expresses who you are and wha… https://t.co/X8iYYN7v9q @clxudyszn ✌🏻
1/17
2021
When you consider a gallon of milk is like $3.50 how can you justify ppl still being paid $7.25
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1/16
2021
@_avakay Sorry for being uncultured, but what are crackerjacks? Cause I thought they were made upLiking dirty franks is a personally trait.
Retweeted by Josie @allie_wonderly Yes.When he’s cute AND a feminist
1/15
2021
@DylanSedam But can you know that it’s going to rain later from the smell/ feel of the air?Not surprised by the shirt... heard it my whole life https://t.co/LWQL670r9m https://t.co/6z8IbuJitO @petynandstuff And when my clunker piddles out I’m probably gonna buy one too! @petynandstuff This car will literally last your entire lifetime! My mom won’t drive anything else!If you wouldn’t sleep with Harry Styles Yes you would @natetheph Favorite answer yet!
1/14
2021
Who is the capital professor you would take a bullet for? I’ll go first: Profe Saunders
1/13
2021
@reverbqueen @ewnogrosss @ohwaitsorry Yeah you better do it
1/12
2021
There really are white people out there who think a part of their life isn’t fulfilled because they can’t say the n… https://t.co/G5QhW6wkSg
1/11
2021
“He ate a meat stick- and it was probably chicken feet and horse ears” @allie_wonderly No one is supposed to ask you questions when you say you’re an accountant!
1/9
2021
@mattsearlesxD @KelseyKitchel Thank you guys!! @MacinRigg But that’s your girl.... she’s worth the extra cost @MacinRigg She doesn’t like the limelight
1/6
2021

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