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a standing stone. an offering to ancient gods. || unfriendly norwegian hottie || make trouble || she/her || #AUnitedFront

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Joined Twitter 12/31/08


@tradingcurses https://t.co/U4x67Bs4xO @tradingcurses https://t.co/8N4UGDzvsU @tradingcurses I stay with you through all the derivative repetitive boring goth music you likeWhen I go to bigger shows I can’t help but be entranced by the lighting design. There were a couple super interesti… https://t.co/wRvrXa72Tc @ProbablyNotIan Is trueCo-sign https://t.co/fNQKLTRtPF
1/26
2020
In order to make himself write Notre-Dame of Paris (which he’d been struggling to concentrate on due to rioting, a… https://t.co/u5vCAIH4wt
Retweeted by Company Town Girl 🏴🏴🏴I don’t know how I just did a super deep dive think hole for my freelance gig for 3 hours. I really do work better… https://t.co/BIuvl4cFKJ
1/25
2020
Holler at me if you need tickets. $25. Cheaper than online even before fees. https://t.co/uFTZhxd7dl
Retweeted by Company Town Girl 🏴🏴🏴I wish that we had nap pods. How do I manipulate my boss into getting nap pods? @propublica @turbotax Someone should also talk about how @Turbotax basically scammed me into paying for a previous… https://t.co/b2gNCAmVEo
1/24
2020
@whackkat @BlacklistedHC this is definitely false @AshleyTimm That's what I used to do but I struggle to keep up with it because my day job is so demanding (and I ha… https://t.co/RmyeKmLdw3 @ProbablyNotIan I have one that I'm using currently that I like, it's just not big enough and doesn't offer quite a… https://t.co/UXr17INgPP @ProbablyNotIan design planners? I found an article from a guy who designed his own inside pages and got it printed… https://t.co/PyadFOqbIhDoes it make me a crazy person that I want to design my own day planner because all the commercially available ones… https://t.co/X828IrFg0JNow that we’re on day 7 of inconsistent and unreliable hot water......... https://t.co/xpC0ZNRxIv
1/22
2020
@CarloRitschl LOL. Where? Still up in the highlands? @CarloRitschl North Park Hill! Near the Hiawatha Rec Center.Do you ever see something so monumentally stupid that you’re afraid your eye roll may incapacitate your ability to… https://t.co/egbrfgv4CVWe’ve lived here since 2012 and have never had this issue until literally weeks ago.I’m straight up boiling 3 pots of water PLUs our electric kettle in order to have hot water for a bath. Something w… https://t.co/lPEOJ3sr95“Pee-pee money is not an employment history” @katienotopoulos I’ve had issues with my voice mail (a Verizon thing) on and off for ages so I tell people in my ou… https://t.co/16rbRUbz1H
1/21
2020
In 2 weeks we’ll be moved into the house we are BUYING.
1/20
2020
This sweet chicken goat corgi critter https://t.co/Jr8jlhKb74
1/19
2020
“I am the basket weaving race horse.”florida hates itself lmao https://t.co/AMGPucMhdb
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1/18
2020
Day 3 of essentially zero hot water in our apartment. I can’t wait to fucking move and have 40gallons of hot water ALL TO MYSELF. @PatCunnane Omg.#shootyourshot except the shot is your favorite fucking celebrity chef and maybe one with Michelin stars and put on… https://t.co/THmUi4flng @ProbablyNotIan https://t.co/9dhTSBWoLa
1/17
2020
8th Day of Advent. First stars are cutting white in the darkness, over the forest. In the dark, an old bear walks a… https://t.co/jSwHYTJZnG
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1/16
2020
So I've accomplished a lot of goals in my life, but it's super interesting to be working towards something so obvio… https://t.co/ckazQCMba2 @Noeltbrennan @KyleClark Total free promo but this office is awesome. Been going there since 1998 - seeing D’Amico… https://t.co/jIYek4uZdU
1/15
2020
I found my journal from Freshman Year of HS. 😂😂😂😂😂
1/13
2020
We have new neighbors who are loud AF in the morning (and have a baby) which normally I wouldn’t care about but it… https://t.co/7o5YdAKZDF
1/12
2020
In the 90s my first name was a basketball reference in addition to Trout being funny for kids. https://t.co/kBVhfcNXbv @MarcusCVance My last name is Trout. The jokes write themselves.Just found out Harrison ford kissed mark hamill in one of the deleted scenes they really screamed skysolo rights! https://t.co/ijTZbOh8b1
Retweeted by Company Town Girl 🏴🏴🏴 @duhnelle @ampconversation Look into whether or not you'd qualify for WICHE
1/11
2020
@turbotax @TeamTurboTax I paid to file my taxes in 2017. I don't know why I couldn't just log in and download my ta… https://t.co/O4KBg3zVbH @turbotax @TeamTurboTax I am LIVID. We're in the process of getting approved for a home loan - we are budgeted down… https://t.co/r33U60J5ZI @turbotax @TeamTurboTax check out this thread and get back to me about the refund I am 100% owed. Your receipt says… https://t.co/XUr2CEsK11 @turbotax I'll get my refund one way or another. @turbotax I told the CS rep that this practice is beyond sketchy and that the whole website is so poorly designed a… https://t.co/PFZhScHHDR @turbotax So now I'm on hold with my bank to dispute the charge because I had literally zero intent or interest to… https://t.co/VjxS6aQcX7 @turbotax When I called I was told there was "no way" to issue a refund. Yet another predatory and deceptive practi… https://t.co/QzU8zKfEz2 @turbotax What I read made it sound like I wouldn't be charged until I actually filed my taxes (spoiler, I didn't f… https://t.co/lxUNBdkJg8Well @turbotax is still deceptive and trash. In order to get my past year's tax returns for my new home loan it req… https://t.co/RRX0U2aZdKNotes that I make to myself when there's still narrative to include but I'm tired and make myself go to bed but wri… https://t.co/cfgAJF2K95The question is ... why do I only get narrative inspiration at 11:45 at night?This woulda been 70-80 mya ... which means dinosaurs were high altitude critters. But I don't know enough about sci… https://t.co/4Qjme9nZMVIn case anyone was wondering - at one point the Colorado Rocky Mountains were probably 20,000' above sea level. For… https://t.co/pHIzSBEWR7
1/10
2020
@DangerX208 Mine is super specific but basically she keeps asking who so-and-so is. The person who she’s talking ab… https://t.co/yKgwySUwAC @DangerX208 🤦🏻‍♀️Reply with the dumbest question a coworker has ever asked you. Please. I need to know I'm not alone.In doing research on my book I’m ducking horrified by the state of smart phone app technologies that allow abusive… https://t.co/JRT39YfUUy @xvxesq I’m keeping the brownie that I know works and the mini brownie bc it’s cuter than heck @xvxesq Polaroid pronto land camera + brownie Hawkeye “flash” model. Both I’ve never tried to shoot with. A little… https://t.co/HvUhQmLU7wI’m gonna unload a couple decorative cameras (ie function status unknown). Anyone want them?
1/9
2020
@yslorent Hell's Half Acre and Craters of the Moon National Monument.
1/8
2020
B: "I gotta ask you something." M: "Yeah, what's up?" B: "Bro, is your wife a witch?" https://t.co/yHHpPLcK8VYes, Billie. Please howl incessantly from 6:30am on. 🤦🏻‍♀️I'm sorry if I've overwhelmed you with planning emails, texts, and conversations over the last 48 hours. I'm priori… https://t.co/9yiR0xotxq @heybrittanyp Not on twitter but on IG my girl laura_legit did
1/7
2020
@nicolettemason supposedly https://t.co/Pwat5GbRh0 is amazing - I haven't tried them yet but a friend who's curbing… https://t.co/3fo5qZGtLdThe dog just shifted positions so she could see the TV – Thor Ragnarok is on and she clearly is a Chris Hemsworth fan just like me. 🤗
1/6
2020
some days i wake up and i'm so annoyed by the timeline my character woke up in....If you overlaid what’s happening in Australia right now on the US https://t.co/I3LQPT8rh1
Retweeted by Company Town Girl 🏴🏴🏴Children as acceptable collateral damage is not acceptable. Sending our poor working class off to die and murder be… https://t.co/aaulwatsu2
Retweeted by Company Town Girl 🏴🏴🏴 @indyfromspace I keep saying I need to buy a *good* bottle of champagne just to sabre for the event. @_Curgin i mean - feels like a screamin' deal. @ProbablyNotIan I WOULD NEVER
1/5
2020
Vote that whenever someone in your TL is pro-war with Iran counter with “but how are we going to pay for it?” Until they choke.That my parents sent me to rehab for cocaine use and that I fuck married men. I mean that last one is kinda true -… https://t.co/EYavhf9YPW
1/4
2020
Like at least take a page from the KGB book and spike his tea with polonium 🤦🏻‍♀️This administration’s foreign policy is decided by putting index cards with decisions on a dart board and idiots th… https://t.co/gU6OXVsz53Yeah, for every land a new war, For every man a new disease.
1/3
2020
#Colorado linguists, anthropologists and college students are working with Central American communities to revitali… https://t.co/e3TUH4mAwn
Retweeted by Company Town Girl 🏴🏴🏴Fact we’re in the ‘Twenties’ sounds so weird. It’s so synonymous with the 1920s. Sounds like a bygone era when wome… https://t.co/zLbcK4nmwJ
Retweeted by Company Town Girl 🏴🏴🏴No bells no whistles just violence LG x
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1/2
2020
Woody Guthrie Creates a Doodle-Filled List of 33 New Year’s Resolutions (1943) "Beat Fascism, Write a Song a Day,… https://t.co/rkJmfX9Kyc
Retweeted by Company Town Girl 🏴🏴🏴"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or w… https://t.co/2YV2DSLoFq
Retweeted by Company Town Girl 🏴🏴🏴"Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it you got yourself a… https://t.co/NehsaZpmwR
Retweeted by Company Town Girl 🏴🏴🏴I really like my coworker but man ... when you’ve been to a gentrifier party you sure as fuck knowImagine being wealthy and using bulk big box shampoo. I’d rather live in a tiny house and have good hair 🤷🏻‍♀️My adult friend in his Tevas https://t.co/SeLhn7qX1S
1/1
2019
Which came first? Gurgi or Sméagol? (Speaking specifically how they sound in the film adaptations.)This reads super erratic but I’m mostly just looking forward to eating strict AIP for 30 days to reset my 💩and manage my inflammation.I made shitty queso to eat at midnight in utter disrespect of my body considering once I go back to work Jan 6 I’m… https://t.co/6OiJrnUpAcAnyone wanna tell him that the mandalorian actually contains a cautionary tale about power vacuums left by colonial… https://t.co/1As67WIxInDANVER BUD https://t.co/y9DIevZ12Y
12/31
2019
@tradingcurses @Dad_Brains This made me 😂
12/30
2019
Help settle an argument between my wife and I. Is “Little Nicky” a good movie?
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12/29
2019
When you take your meds and one of the pills gets stuck part way down and you just feel it for ages. 🥴Do you have a beautiful perfect house for sale in Denver that you’re willing to sell for pennies on the dollar? Me,… https://t.co/mtGzKh0kVX @BlairBraverman But he didn’t say anything, but my then boyfriend (now husband) overheard and came to the table and… https://t.co/2ZJLSOILOF @BlairBraverman There was a waffle station at the Hilton where you would tell them you wanted a waffle and they’d m… https://t.co/8VFqBHP44E @BlairBraverman I once accidentally stole a man’s waffle from a buffet in myrtle beach and have never lived it down. 😬
12/28
2019

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