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Brian Litzinger @litzinger Minneapolis, MN

Web Developer for https://t.co/2rc2Rl1G0y by day, @boldminded by night. @nufc and @mnufc fan. TNE who sits in 29 😬. DIYer. Instagram https://t.co/T3uPcr37Ni

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Joined Twitter 3/2/09


Roger Stone got less jail time for attempting to manipulate the 2016 elections than Crystal Mason got for voting in… https://t.co/tLUVJMVfa6
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2/20
2020
Pete Buttigieg slams President Trump: My marriage never involved sending "hush money to a porn star"… https://t.co/gbybBVLo9G
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2/19
2020
1917 is good. Really good. Possibly one of my top 3 films ever. @FOXSoccer Red, no doubt. @MnNiceFC The attack looked more polished the first half. We actually attacked down the middle with quick passes an… https://t.co/Swz3tLfl4Y
2/17
2020
@jeffrueter @TheAthleticMIN MLS is so dumb. He hasn’t even been in the league for years and Columbus has his “rights”? @NikkiHaley Socialism != Fascism @deveric Yes, though I think we’re on opposite sides of town. Could meet near City Center or something though?
2/12
2020
@RyanOverdrive That looks more like Blue Counterspells to me. @jacobrussell True, but this one is especially bad. It sounds like an entirely different pop band.Holy crap the new Green Day album is terrible. @VorthosMike Neither deals with Teferi :D @VorthosMike Is there a job posting for “We need a great partner in creating real answers to the Planeswalker and g… https://t.co/gmK3G6oc4f
2/11
2020
@KevinWhitelaw1 @maggieNYT @bpolitics The Executive Order president, because he can’t get any actual laws passed. @FcspStPaul @BlackHartSTP I think it’s Monday 2/10, not Wed ;)
2/10
2020
@MNUFC Ok, lets see how much of a country music fan you really are ;) Who is your favorite artist prior to 1990? #AskChaseCongratulations to @IvankaTrump on her National Association of Manufacturers' Alexander Hamilton Award for Extraord… https://t.co/MVBECeNZPG
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2/7
2020
@JDiamond1 @maggieNYT Let me fix the typo for you. Trump doles out high praise for the Senate Majority Leader Mitc… https://t.co/4jOeQKeRlt
2/6
2020
@parscale Did you forget 2012 when Republicans took days to announce a winner? No, guess not, bc you weren’t brainwashed by Trump yet. @parscale Parscale == lying grifter? 🤔
2/4
2020
Hypocrite. https://t.co/4LltgAtDrr1/2 I just ran into @VP Mike Pence at the Drake Diner in Des Moines. I confronted him about his damaging health car… https://t.co/CikI2o7ALu
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2/3
2020
Keep moving those goal posts… https://t.co/GrFqUKaXqZ
1/29
2020
@MurphinDC @SenatorBurr Everyone keeps forgetting that he was not duly elected. He lost by ~3m votes. That is not a small number.
1/28
2020
real president vs fake president https://t.co/9i9UKir5r5
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1/26
2020
I got a sneak peek at the next Scorsese script. Consigliere: “What should we do? She disgraced the family.” Boss:… https://t.co/rK9lH3QOwu
1/25
2020
Lindsey Graham. "If a Republican president would have done this, let me just say this, it would be a good test for… https://t.co/MA1qvnXgRn
Retweeted by Brian Litzinger @deveric @HobbesQ Have you tried Melatonin?
1/24
2020
@phptek Are sessions recorded, and do attendees get access to those recordings after the event?
1/23
2020
@davidjoachim Sounds like a headline from the Handmaid’s Tale prequel. @kare11 @alicialewisKARE There is a reason he blocked Bolton and Pompeo from testifying in the house, and Mitch doe… https://t.co/K2WvYdRG8e
1/21
2020
@carnojoe Is that a soda in his vest pocket? Maybe a Diet Pepsi? @Chris_Ramirez17 @darwinJR3 I’m just waiting for @Migue10Ibarra to enter the frame.
1/20
2020
@mrw @angrybrad @ErikReagan X2
1/18
2020
@nathanjweber OUaT will go before Stirrings. It’s a free spell. Free doesn’t last long in Magic.
1/13
2020
@ordovstwit I had a friend get hypnotized and quit smoking instantly. Worth a shot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
1/8
2020
@HobbesQ Report it. I did.
1/7
2020
@HobbesQ Seems legit in a Modern RUG Scapeshift deck. Life gain, ramp, draw, and backup win condition all in one.https://t.co/AOIz4EG038
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1/6
2020
@ExposeTheMedia Even as a trump supporter you should be worried about what comes next. He basically declared war wi… https://t.co/cMTg6y0BhI @ExposeTheMedia Take off your MAGA hat for awhile and look at the bigger picture. @ExposeTheMedia https://t.co/Ax0Kb4p4kf Pulling out of the Iran deal escalated tensions. They started attacking oi… https://t.co/4cPyImm4Yj @ExposeTheMedia @rcallimachi after Trump threw out the Iran nuclear deal they started attacking oil tankers and oth… https://t.co/IYiVu7shrT @ExposeTheMedia @rcallimachi Yeah, and 2 previous presidents had the chance and passed bc it was not worth adding f… https://t.co/pA34ixO57F
1/4
2020
@Chewy Instead of a DM I’d rather email a support address. What address should I use? @Chewy My new card is the _only_ card and is in fact set as my primary payment method (as shown in the right column… https://t.co/Qn7mTgOgha @chewy something is wrong with your auto ship billing. For the last several months I’ve had to repeatedly “update”… https://t.co/05uyXue9zE @wilgalvezphoto We started a club at work bc it is such a problem in the men’s bathroom. We even made stickers. https://t.co/4Swnba1Fox
1/3
2019
@ramsey Not yet.
12/25
2019
@deveric @Walmart @target for life. This was my mom’s order. @Walmart @Walmart this is from the store in Winchester, KY. Please use paper bags and pack better. This is a disgrace and wasteful.14 non-recyclable plastic bags for 19 items from @Walmart pickup. Do better, Walmart. #shame https://t.co/bmh1aIwuNU
12/22
2019
@MNUFC @Spotify Props to the social media team… or @collemcvoy… Whoever did it. Top notch. @doughboy767 @stanzacal @MNUFC I ended up just downloading the ics file, but yeah, the ease of connecting directly… https://t.co/XQLtgOgWWT
12/20
2019
@MNUFC Seems pretty aggressive. No thanks. https://t.co/pZ7j8AnrxR
12/19
2019
@idawgik @boldminded Not yet. I’ve never used nginx so i have to figure it out or get someone else to translate the Apache rules to nginx 😀
12/17
2019
@AlexMcCracken7 https://t.co/Q20IGjKpnR
12/16
2019
@nathanjweber saw you mention cubing this weekend? Need another? :) @ZekeJMiller @maggieNYT Trump knows what “harbinger” means?
12/13
2019
@VorthosMike @nathanjweber @chrisrandel Nathan already has a proxy printed and sleeved. @jackmcdade Ah, I suppose the new iMac Pros do have adequate monitor. :D @jackmcdade Why not just get a sweet 34” widescreen monitor and a Mac Mini instead?It’s a 2 coats kind of day. https://t.co/raEmUK2VCs
12/11
2019
@GOP Stop gaslighting America, you shitbags. @parscale It sickens me to know that you work for this shitbag and encourage this behavior. This is un-American. https://t.co/RDQOcpFKJM @angrybrad I have only done a 6lb brisket, but you can get plastic tubs to hold one that big. I can’t wait to do it… https://t.co/60TVrIXGPO @angrybrad Have you ever cooked one soux vide?
12/9
2019
@BlackYellow @pumafootball Heja BVB
12/8
2019
@nathanjweber I didn’t even realise Opposition was an enchantment, I thought it was a sorcery. Seems good. @nathanjweber I’m bad at drafting, but probably Entomb. Hymn and Petal are enticing though. @AlexMcCracken7 Yes.
12/6
2019
I'm so sorry everyone It rhymes https://t.co/r9Oh6DEtnc
Retweeted by Brian LitzingerSpotify top listens of the year: Metallica Tool RATM Massive Attack Bones Owens - (@BonesOwens seriously check him out) @dfravel @gtconway3d @parscale I wouldn’t go that far. He was just a nerd who built cheap websites and somehow stu… https://t.co/l2jGod9jpY
12/5
2019
@MNUFC You should ask J.S. Ondara to sing the national anthem at a game next season. https://t.co/TzCbsh4KVS
12/3
2019
@jackmcdade @_JosephMcDade 👍 @jackmcdade What is your brother’s name? The muscian? (Looking for his site) @andygreder @jeffrueter Worth it.
12/2
2019
@rexeisen Oh no :( so sorry to see that. Glad everyone is ok.
11/28
2019
Found a few extra jerseys to giveaway. To have a chance to win, all you have to do is RT and be kind. Will random… https://t.co/5KJ0xv2ST4
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11/26
2019
@croxton Yeah, I had a brief introduction to SF a few months ago. What a hot fucking mess. And imagine, there are s… https://t.co/vpSFdpEMtj
11/25
2019
@Migue10Ibarra 😥Jim Jordan is such a shit head. @mrendel10 @BryanGividen And we don’t want 300+ public/school shootings a year where children who are just trying t… https://t.co/XKckjNujDN @mrendel10 @BryanGividen Yep. The left wants everyone to be able to vote, instead of purging voting records and clo… https://t.co/oTMf2E9dTZ
11/21
2019
I’m ready for President Pelosi! #trumpandhiswholeteamarefuckedAn American solider and family are under government protection. Because they're under attack. Not by terrorists.… https://t.co/C9TJxjE8jq
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11/20
2019
@SteveScalise You’re an idiot. 2 people have direct knowledge of what was said on that call. https://t.co/x0SeMoa6lT
11/14
2019
Today I learned that @Apple is a @JAMFSoftware customer. #JNUC2019
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11/12
2019
@ddale8 @maggieNYT All their voter suppression tactics say otherwise.https://t.co/SWTqYh4DwP https://t.co/JKWVQigNmi @jeffrueter Not Dom Dwyer…. Please no. @nep That’s a great 15 minutes of fame.
11/8
2019
@offensiveloons Don’t forget the women’s volleyball team.
11/5
2019
1970: One more lane will fix it. 1980: One more lane will fix it. 1990: One more lane will fix it. 2000: One more l… https://t.co/rCALTi8ou9
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11/4
2019
You know in horror movies where a scary figure is lurking in the shadows? Yeah. https://t.co/3KuF1VtTZc
11/1
2019
This is what happens when your sewer main line breaks. https://t.co/HVc4Xgy26i
10/29
2019
Literally the only Trump tweet that didn’t make me vomit in my mouth a little bit after reading it. Look at that p… https://t.co/D03tjvYDD6 @LaurnieJo I’ve seen a few yea, but it’s all predetermined anyway.Remember that day Obama got booed at the World Series on the same day he killed Bin Laden? Me neither.
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10/28
2019

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