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@baeccajean I hate that what was your question... not that I have a ploitical science degree either 😂 @Mattheiss_Era No but whyWhy is the classic disney movie ‘Bambi’ a MF blood bath ?! @idvs_ Thank you I agree
1/21
2021
@Lisssa_Mariee Lmaoooo Lisa this is itAlan Harper, Ross Geller and Danny Tanner are 3 of the absolute worst characters in TV history. I can’t explain my despiseBefore you ever want to talk shit about me... I did just delete a picture I looked good in but my friend didn’t like of herself @__amandalynn I just have a strong feeling he won’t make it and Kamala will be our president which I’m fine with lolShould we start a pool betting on how long Joe will make it before he ✨passes away✨
1/20
2021
@EvanPeluso 😭Are my serotonin levels off? Or do I have COVID ??
1/19
2021
Rachel is the definition of you didn’t know what your teachers were getting into on the weekend when you were a kid 😂Lmao why is this so serious I’m just on quick weekend trip 😬 https://t.co/5urlQdq9iTBut Have we tried having all of America sing ‘I’m gonna soak up the sun’ by Sheryl Crow???I fucking love the Bills #BillsMafia
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1/17
2021
i think my toxic trait is believing everyone who looks at me is in love with me
Retweeted by Elizabeth @rachyky Real and when I tell you it was disgusting I mean it. I threw up 🤢Snowboarding alone and reflecting on when I went with a guy I was newly dating. He told me he knew how to snowboard… https://t.co/CWEWvQiRtG @rachyky I have bagelsThere is nothing in this world faster than a little kid who doesn’t know how to pizza on skis
1/16
2021
@baeccajean 😂😂I’m the most toxic driver. I will cut long lines of traffic off at the last second to get off an exit without so mu… https://t.co/7vrU6Cg1gGI saw a meme once that said going back to your ex is like trying to microwave leftover French fries ... but what if you use the ✨air fryer✨
1/15
2021
Cutting butter out of my life is simply just not an option @DylanBurns95 ??? @dovenymph Omg where is your outfit from ? So prettySo to the stock market is just legal gambling #Robinhood
1/14
2021
@patfully I had the Popeyes chicken sandwich last night 🙉Is no one else freaked out that Olivia Rodrigo didn’t have a driver’s license and was a dating a grown man???
1/13
2021
@ek3333333 @rachyky I also think it was me 😂 @Lisssa_Mariee Same 😂
1/12
2021
I miss my aunt Betty and uncle John so muchTrump was.. Trump but I liked to follow the POTUS on twitter. I feel so uneasy about this
1/10
2021
My stance on cops still stands why the fuck did he shoot her?! Why didn’t he push her hit her with something before… https://t.co/Jx2hIA7GfCNo contacting please I will contact attorney generalWow covid really is a witch hunt
1/9
2021
@DylanBurns95 Me!
1/8
2021
@bmayze @young_mutz 100% @bmayze @young_mutz That’s what I was thinking 💔 lol the year my bro moves there is the year Mardi Gras won’t be fun 😤Do I go to New Orleans on @young_mutz birthday or on Mardi Gras ??? @Lisssa_Mariee It’s the comic relief for meIt’s harder to steal razors from Walgreens than a podium from the capitol building. This Billy Ray Cyrus look alike… https://t.co/GxT9UyIoeMHow powerful is Kris Jenner that she was able to incite a civil war to distract us all from Kanye having an affair with Jeffree StarOkay I think we can confirm that ✨thoughts and prayers✨ do not work thanks NancyLmao at my friends sending my racist Facebook posts from kids from our high school so I can comment cuz I am controversialMen will literally storm the capitol instead of going to therapy
Retweeted by Elizabeththis is a really strange way to find out that cops know how to not use deadly force
Retweeted by ElizabethJust saying... judging from the video footage it does not appear to be very many women at this domestic terrorist attack
1/7
2021
Idk something about a civil war makes me think I should give up on dry January already @realDonaldTrump right now #CapitolBuilding https://t.co/6gop4ivEeU @realDonaldTrump right now https://t.co/zHCDzYKUFHMy moms cousin died and that’s sad in itself but way more sad that no one was able to visit her this last year when she was sick 😔
1/6
2021
whatcu mean I be wilding on twitter https://t.co/GN9sM4rHpe
Retweeted by ElizabethIt’s almost like no one could have seen a divorce between two outrageously famous and narcissistic people coming #kimyeI swear 2022 will by my year I already fucked up this one
1/5
2021
It’s such Magic when the male species tells me to “relax” like all of the sudden my worrisome thoughts and anxiety just ✨disappear ✨Getting out of bed this Monday morning is particularly painfulI’m mad mad obviously the eagles are that horribleWtf how am I just now hearing that my father blocked Howie Long in college ?! God bless
1/4
2021
I love how in movies people show up to college alone with one suitcase like it doesn’t take both parents taking off… https://t.co/mLFhgy7prtIn essence you should shut the fuck up @TroyAikmanEngram this is all your fault I want you to know that. @eazyengramI’m gonna mute this game #aikman is such a bitch @VinnieD732 We both are 😂I swear to god if that effing kick matters laterLet’s go GMenIt costs 100 dollars just to touch a pair of leggings at lulu lemon
1/3
2021
Can confirm that so far this still feels like the same miserable shut down world #2020problemsTana out here picking up what Mitch McConnell put down $lizzyfai https://t.co/97iGj2TZTq @tanamongeau Tana happy new year $lizzyfai 🙏🏻
1/2
2021
Elyssa got the vaccine so she has a tracking device in her shoulder and a new found penis in her pants @DJ_Callahan DehydrationHeard the ball is dropping at 10pm this year because of Covid. Can 2020 just end already?
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1/1
2020
The Duke of Hastings is a smoke #brigerton @DylanBurnsPro1 I’m laughing albeit also dying thank you for this https://t.co/TuVtgdFhmb @ek3333333 I’m laughing through my pain right nowI was describing my horrible kidney failure pain to my dad and he said you should do yoga. 2020 version of “rub some dirt on it”Love when my friends and I who very rarely ever put out think we will be the only group of girls invited 😂#NewYearsEveGabriella should have beat Sharpay’s ass in high school musical 2 trying to steal Troy like that. Smh
12/31
2020
No one will put you in you’re trying to fit into a size too small place like your own motherI’m getting that stimulus check one way or another https://t.co/V1bgTwLNnc
Retweeted by ElizabethLET ME REPEAT THAT I WANT MY SHIT BACK https://t.co/i1PpRtjUe4
Retweeted by ElizabethI wouldn’t want now anyway buncha old rednecks
12/30
2020
@Marty1117 Lolll same also Friendly’s
12/29
2020
this week on antibiotics, not being able to drink has been difficult to say the least
12/27
2020
Agree. We have to worry about one another right now and not aide a war in Cambodia .. https://t.co/lnh2FnxeHU @Lisssa_Mariee No. My heart goes out to youOnce again #DefundThePolice I do not get how these unstable humans with a lack of empathy are given a gun?! THEY LE… https://t.co/AWgtpqQg5O
12/26
2020
@TroopzAFC @DylanBurnsPro1Why do onions hate us so much???#DefundThePolice https://t.co/SMILdZfXGHMy brother who has 2 daughters and is expecting 2 more next month really told me that he’s not ready to close up shop yet ...Santa really outdid himself this year and by Santa I mean my angel mother dear god my dad really there opening the… https://t.co/R3yOaqtMLj
12/25
2020
I can’t explain the anger and disappointment I feel when my family forgets how I like my food. Like do you not know me?!Tonight is for ‘A Christmas Story’ on repeat and 7 fishes #gonechristmasfishinga few years ago i spent christmas in rehab. a couple people i met either went back out or did not make it. i think… https://t.co/TPmjLmgpaU
Retweeted by ElizabethSo with a 50/50 I went with mediocre short and my dad says I look like Jennifer Anniston ☠️ https://t.co/TStRNIiD28Do I cause mayhem this Christmas and cut off all my hair right now??? because my dad and brother are obsessed with momen having long hairI hope all of the people that allow me to use their streaming service accounts get everything they want from Santa #ChristmasMy masseuse’s stomach kept growling during my massage .. wasn’t awkward at all lol
12/24
2020

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