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Liz Charboneau @lizchar Virginia Beach in my mind

"Bringing the country together" - Eater | Bees, beagles, and dairy free options. @american_bridge state leg research director.

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@daveweigel holy shitsorry i can't be her across the atlantic to eat at longhorn steakhouse @taber you make a compelling pointidk about the rest of you but I got into politics because I love refreshing county websites them guys in star wars put them ships in reverse
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2020 Ernst Insists She Hasn’t Seen Any Impeachment Evidence That Has Changed Her Self-Serving Political Calculus…
Retweeted by Liz Charboneausmh can't believe Bloomberg gave Subway Hero Dennis Duffy the Bronze Medallion to be a turtle being held like a hamburger by carrie fisher
Retweeted by Liz Charboneauif I were running for president in a contested primary I would simply make my ads into 30 second installments in a… regret to inform you that Mike Bloomberg attempted to shake a dog’s mouth.
Retweeted by Liz Charboneaujared trying to draw a map image of that this will look like @dabbs346 *sharp intake of breath*Mr. Peanut HAD to be stopped enough energy in one of these, imho, to meJust straight up said he directed a completely different foundation. A blatant lie. Then this year he tried to pull…, remember when Jared Corey Kushner lied on his financial disclosure so that no one would know he was the dir… US ambassador literally funded a settlement (the same one the Kushner family funds) A HOUR GLASS - ADMIN
Retweeted by Liz Charboneau @espiers oh, I'm sure he read enough to make sure it carved out the settlement his dad helps fund, though @adotsaint I'm almost glad I don't know the answerJared Kushner spent years on......... this to sing #BabyShark.
Retweeted by Liz Charboneauthe Project Runway Caucus bad! Cola is too afraid to make this because of the immense power I would have @SenatorAmato that's what I like my energy drinks and sodas to taste likethe good news is this tastes extremely like chemicals @JM_Ashby YES in both cherry and original @AlexClearfield @CocaCola GIVE US THIS PLEASE @chelsrodrigo Comes in both cherry and original zero but not dietDon’t threaten me with a good time truck that said "remove Trump for Pence" just drove past the officetfw you just spotted a closed door you can discuss cutting Social Security behind, well, well, if it isn't my old nemesis putting my hair ties where I can't find them again: me.i've been thinking about this line every day for years’s frustrating being the loyal opposition - I know because I’ve been there. Like I said in this article, we in th…
Retweeted by Liz Charboneautherapist: The BBC's Brexit Bulldog can't hurt you, it's not real The BBC's Brexit Bulldog: to eat lunch at 10 am estcurrently taking bets on whether Sc*tt T*ylor files his q4 report on time or if he pretends to think that because h… smithfield and the long boys out for another day of screaming
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Retweeted by Liz CharboneauIn 2014 one of my regular volunteers was a hospital admin whose daughter faced significant health care challenges.…
Retweeted by Liz CharboneauOne Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest on what’s going on here @nottheverb Mom just wants to know!!🎶 Poop, gosh, fudge, dang, rats, crud, darn, heck, good grief, and geez 🎶The Kidz Bop Kids present Family Reunion by blink-182The bell at Trader Joe’s means that a ship has been lost to the unrepentant sea, claiming the lives of good men. Ou…
Retweeted by Liz CharboneauAlso, doing it at Kelly’s.the petition signature gatherer has logged on love to date here in our nation's capital emphasize enough how much I love and have always loved Dickens, and this is not a new thing based on the fac…
Jack Evans said the Equal Rights Amendment with President Pro Tempore @SenLouiseLucas, Madam Clerk Suzette Denslow of the H…
Retweeted by Liz Charboneau @BobbyBauch what about you, Bob? You married?becoming increasingly concerned about whomstever is running the National Park Service instagram, because they seem… to Buy Produce Even Though It Might Be Bad and Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Will Always Taste the Same:…
Retweeted by Liz Charboneaui would die for him @cdiersing as I always say, nothing says mainstream like the Texas Ethics Commissionwe love the Texas Ethics Commission, don't we folks?big ups to the Texas Ethics Commission on a one hour turn around time on a bigger than normal Public Information Act requestThe Circle season 2 where whomstever runs the Visit Smithfield facebook is a contestantyou 😭 really 😭 really 😭 really 😭 love 😭 to 😭 see 😭 it to insist on holding all of my coffee meetings there, it's gonna be greatWhoever did this, just confess
Retweeted by Liz CharboneauRobo Cop is short for Robert Cop
Retweeted by Liz Charboneau gods, no masters, no google docsvisit suffolk the office gets the first la croix shipment in months thinking about the stranger's house @BobbyBauch and I ended up in that one time where this iconic photo was ta… being nice about John Bolton today*speaking to the coffee shops around my office* once they open up the 7-11 down the street, it's over for y'allCloser [Kidz Bop Version] I wanna pet you like an animaloh to be a republican senator getting attention for doing absolutely nothing and not changing my mind about anything“You is kind. You is smart. You is disappointed.”
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Retweeted by Liz CharboneauIn my latest for @CourierNewsroom, I look at the "slow motion crisis" that is America's elder care system and how t…
Retweeted by Liz Charboneau🚨🚨 DHS Alert Level Orange: WENDY CAN ICE SKATE 🚨🚨 Collins practicing being disappointed @Ms_Alex_W adding you to the guest list for a VA road tripvisit smithfield’m all about that GRIND G et rest R est I like to rest N ot a fan of not resting D ont bother me I’m resting
Retweeted by Liz Charboneauthe oppo knower has logged on horrified that gmail's predictive text is now suggesting that I sign off every email with THANK YOU (all caps included)tfw elections have good consequences takes on Rep. Jay Lawrence See them all at
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