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Blogger & mom, not really a mom blogger. I make stuff with concentrated light (lasers) and sell it on the internet. Taller IRL than I appear online. She/her

13,946 Following   17,126 Followers   42,061 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/4/10


@NatashaNicholes Of course! https://t.co/AO9WJXRMlX @schmutzie Have you sent “pew pew”? Totally added bonus of it being my business name! 😂 @heyitismeashley Yup. Although my negative test this week confirmed that I’m doing the right thing.I’m halfway through season 7 of #PrettyLittleLiars and the most unbelievable thing in a series jammed full of unbel… https://t.co/OzDh8DyREs @Mom101 A customer left me the most lovely review on Etsy, and that always makes my day! So grateful for customers… https://t.co/QaO386WUFU
10/28
2020
@addyeB All about comfy these days! @AmiyrahMartin got me on the caftan train. https://t.co/rGVru2QB4O @fortunefunny @ejunkie2014 Aww, congratulations and best wishes!This account is run by @Jim_Jordan, of the “covered up sexual misconduct” Jim Jordan’s. He’s up for re-election in… https://t.co/yRebrVligA
Retweeted by Lizz Porter @joshgad @idadarvish My husband and I drove 25 miles to the county elections office, because it was Sunday and we d… https://t.co/fpREPKypNe
10/27
2020
@manraysky OMG yes.Monica makes the MOST amazing baked goods. #geekgoals https://t.co/bT2jLaQZF7 @addyeB Yes! Especially heading into the holidays. @kristysf Yeah, we’re all right. I really want a whole house generator though! Last night was me reminding myself t… https://t.co/OzafIQj4Ig @kristysf Did they shut off your power? We have no power through tomorrow @NatashaNicholes Just dropped our ballots off at the county drop box moments ago! Turning our reddish county just a little more blue! 🌊
10/26
2020
@NatashaNicholes In my mouth. @NicoleBlades Just asked 12 year old Max. He’s seen it used, didn’t know the meaning @NicoleBlades That’s a damn Gen X thing. Older than millennials. @AmiyrahMartin Woah, really? I don’t think I ever had one at World. I do love a DL corn dog though @AmiyrahMartin Are they different from Disney World corn dogs?“Who are you talking to?” “Jake from @StateFarm.” “What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?” Low-key Halloween m… https://t.co/GBTeg2rOJ0
10/25
2020
@WendiAarons Not off the top of his head
10/24
2020
@davidhogg111 And don't get sick. Ever. @WendiAarons @travisconsidine @mjhegar Right. Texans hate badass veterans who served our country. Ugh.
10/23
2020
@lifewithThisOne @drchristinekoh But what veggie? @katiemcrenshaw It's like Younger plus Sex and the City minus the sex. It's cute, harmless fluff. @theHappyMedic @BearRepublic Love the Bear from our summer camp in Healdsburg days, but yuck IPA. Gimme a nice dry cider!
10/22
2020
@NonChron Thank you! 😂I'm at 97 orders so far for the month. Can you help get me over the 100 hump? https://t.co/S3LDnTDkLW #EtsySeller #shopsmall @NatashaNicholes You know who loves it though? My weirdo kid. @midlifemixtape Nah. But good news for you, custom body pillows are like $100 and I can’t swing that for a joke. @WendiAarons Hashtag self care. I’m gonna buy you a body pillow and put @midlifemixtape’s face on it for you @RealCarolJones Oh I got snowflakes for them. https://t.co/j8kaXHYHr5
10/21
2020
@AmazonHelp I understand that. I'm just saying that it's a terrible idea for this "Frustration Free" to be the defa… https://t.co/pjK4fHwGXb @AmazonHelp I mean, I ordered this on Prime Day, and it's the middle of October. Shouldn't the default, at least fo… https://t.co/8gav3DU55v @ThatGuyJordan95 @ShieldVoC @amazon @AmazonHelp Completely ridiculous. Especially an expensive item like this 2 mon… https://t.co/SXzkvXtj3tThank goodness Max didn’t walk outside and see his big Christmas present sitting on the driveway where the driver j… https://t.co/sEjBSFOHJi
10/20
2020
Excited to share the latest addition to my #etsy shop: Friends TV Ornament for 2020 https://t.co/Xa4OQFZnqGhttps://t.co/ve3r6BDNI5Turns out Twitter isn’t so bad when you read tweets that aren’t from President Trump. https://t.co/ZKA2dwZQks
Retweeted by Lizz PorterIGNORE THE POLLS!! https://t.co/jHxSs9oAQL
Retweeted by Lizz Porter @Violetsouffle My 12 year old made cookies tonight all by himself and then we all ate them ALL.
10/18
2020
@AparnaAswani But your eyes look AMAZING
10/17
2020
Well this just made my night! https://t.co/HlGnzDj6HOThanks for the kind words! ★★★★★ "I bought these for my 14-year-old and he found them hilarious. Now he can drop an… https://t.co/1kUhHg8oIH
10/16
2020
::knock knock knock:: hello? Disney? https://t.co/3ulOTbD7lR
Retweeted by Lizz Porter @SteveMartinToGo Ahem https://t.co/S3LDnTDkLW! I have musical theater wine charms with a Bright Star quote on them! #muscadinewineI'm super close to my mid-month goal at https://t.co/S3LDnTDkLW Can you help get me over the hump? All orders place… https://t.co/xCaJ6dpbx3
10/15
2020
@ajfeuerman I bought a bunch of stuff but am most excited about that wine club deal! Six bottles SHIPPED for $30! Y… https://t.co/FfQ2Bf3dDmJust did a big update of deals on my Prime Day 2020 blog post! Here's what's in MY cart today: https://t.co/FfaHRaZDaN @intheair_cs YES! Mine is https://t.co/S3LDnTDkLW :)Get 6 bottles for just $30 shipped! Fill out the survey and @firstleafclub will curate a collection just for you!… https://t.co/ibKTT0M2AJI'll be sharing my #PrimeDay finds on this blog post, so keep checking back as I update it throughout the day! https://t.co/FfaHRaZDaN
10/13
2020
@AmiyrahMartin @themandalorian Gah! I die! 😍The long-awaited #Mandalorian Season 2 premiere is coming soon! Check this post for a countdown timer so you know e… https://t.co/vC9cAXroxk
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10/12
2020
@ajfeuerman @SchittsCreek I never watched the final episode of Parenthood for just this reason @NatashaNicholes Still?!?! @A_l_a_n__G Don’t say yesGood morning!
10/10
2020
@FarmChicJodi @NatashaNicholes Are you blaming Natasha's anger at misogyny and sexism for the state of this nation?… https://t.co/Y2nPXwfktx
10/9
2020
@SheShouldRun Hi! I'm interested in holding a fundraiser for your org through my Etsy shop, but I wanted to touch b… https://t.co/BvbFX84wTl @NatashaNicholes I've always dreamed of prospefity. Goes well with covfefe. (FTR my phone autocorrected to prosperity three times lol) @NatashaNicholes They can't actually critique anything legitimate, so this what they resort to.I saw a fly this morning in my house and instead of trying to get it out, I waved and asked if it wanted to join me… https://t.co/j9ysj8wOMk
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10/8
2020
@Mamademics When is it? San Diego is amazing like 11 months out of the year @Mamademics International or Domestic? We did Jamaica for our 10th and loved it. (Renewed our vows on the beach) https://t.co/lHmDNVHxyD @bumlaser Awesome, welcome to the "party" lolTwo people I know became US citizens yesterday and will vote for the first time this cycle. Talk about patriotic, s… https://t.co/1Pd601Bbrd @heyitismeashley @subaru_usa Right? It's been 2 months and I'm still not used to the start and stop of it, and how… https://t.co/Di1N0NKRJuRandom question for @subaru_usa drivers: Do you have that gas-saving "Turn the engine off when the car stops and th… https://t.co/J5KWWOIqan @ajfeuerman The Bowling Green Massacre @pduetswithBabs Got mine last week at dialysis https://t.co/JVhONIslXN @sayitrahshay @Clarissa_Laskey I grew up on thrifted only... maybe that's where I get it? @Clarissa_Laskey But the clothes thing! I'm always so happy about new clothes I wear them IMMEDIATELY!
10/7
2020
Dirty Word Snowflake Ornaments | Swear Word Ornaments, 18+ Adult Content, Dirty Words, Fuckflake, Pottymouth orname… https://t.co/laIJvTcyzRI’m download ios14... can I see your pretty widgetized screens for inspiration? #sobasic👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 PAY ATTENTION https://t.co/Z6x65zfRM5
Retweeted by Lizz Porter @RealCarolJones Yeah but like packages?? From Amazon or something? @theHappyMedic PRESIDENT’S DAY! @schmutzie Your friends do, too @theHappyMedic Halloween, Christmas, New Year’s, Valentine’s Day... @BrandiJeter YAY! I was so sad that Max outgrew it so fast, but he should get a couple of good seasons out of it, p… https://t.co/jvaAq8wTxm @theHappyMedic I feel like it should be ridiculously over-decorated for every holiday. @theHappyMedic https://t.co/zhl8Vmcpxf @BrandiJeter Speaking of which, did you try the coat on Jamie? @theHappyMedic I definitely think it needs Christmas lights. @AureliaCotta @DaniAndi4 @hodgman I’m kinda jealous of these people! Pred makes me hungry, angry and moon-faced. It… https://t.co/RdnO6Co1hr @CoreyEdward2 My husband and son can’t get enough of them. @RealCarolJones Even you, Carol?! I don’t get it! @KellyO Graphic designers for proper text alignmentI’ll never understand people who don’t open mail when they receive it. Are these the same ones who have new clothes… https://t.co/GSYF7E9pK4This thread is FASCINATING. Do you have a theory? https://t.co/sosZt3fltX
10/6
2020
@amy_geek My husband compare it to being a teenager, falling in love and getting your heartbroken every week, over… https://t.co/rmzffwKzXxThe long-awaited #Mandalorian Season 2 premiere is coming soon! Check this post for a countdown timer so you know e… https://t.co/HpU4Vop2bf
10/5
2020
The results of my very important "favorite swear word" research the other night... https://t.co/PQFGuP5zD9 @addyeB He’s going to be such a handsome man! You can see it peeking through, but there’s still some boy in thereI FORGOT SNL COMES BACK TONIGHT! I’m so happy! @nbcsnl @Lulamaybelle My friend @alibee_public’s boyfriend rented a whole theater so they could have a private screening! @Erin_Boudreau @netflix Mine too! It’s on my list for next week at dialysis! @Lulamaybelle @PocketFullOFish Wait. High school’s message board?!?! @Lulamaybelle Woah, how weird!
10/4
2020

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