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she's an icon, she's a legend, and she is the moment. https://t.co/n2IcyakzmH
Retweeted by lizzassuming the finale of #LoveIsBlindNetflix involves everyone getting acid thrown in their eyesa Lyft request https://t.co/I6QcCPK027
Retweeted by lizzWe we had a morning meeting to announce a beloved coworker had passed away, which was hard enough, but a few hours… https://t.co/xDgvFFCEYV
Retweeted by lizz1866 African-American cookbook from Michigan woman offers voice from the past https://t.co/UPq8AcjCs9 via… https://t.co/5FmthMuIAO
Retweeted by lizz @vanitypressrecs @DJFLP1 @ronan_eternal This release also had a 10/10 stamping jobThis is that vanishingly rare occasion when someone says “fun fact” and then tells you something that is just insan… https://t.co/Aw4nDLgthh
Retweeted by lizz @owen______ellis that has to be Charles Clyde Ebbets's photo Lunch atop a Skyscraper :-) https://t.co/OIFnsTxai2 @angstyblkhottie at least ____ bottles in bingewatching Love Is BlindHow did NOT ONE PERSON at this photoshoot not notice the dirt under his nails?? Photographers do better for your su… https://t.co/gi7LwFhbrYThis is honestly such an interesting thread. I wonder how many other performers are scammed in this way because I b… https://t.co/AgDVCfMJKgThere is another 16 year old boy who has been missing in Detroit for nearly a month. https://t.co/R0YQWFKRnZ
Retweeted by lizzThis Saturday in Detroit. Big 1 for Bernie with an all star lineup. Come and dance for the cause. Don’t @ me 🙃 https://t.co/xuOZcE4bto
Retweeted by lizz @avalentineform Can we please talk about The Bachelor forever?? I think Peter has fucked up this season by basicall… https://t.co/SA2GfpeNx3 @tundeolaniran I love that your mom's whole twitter feed is political and full of astute observations!! @Need4LSpeed @NickSpeedEnt thank god Michigan is 6 inches thicc with snow so I can use the porch as a cooler for al… https://t.co/VbBigk5GnT @Need4LSpeed @NickSpeedEnt already blown through so much wine suffering through every other couple who isn't… https://t.co/ssxU0WC7zb
2/27
2020
looks like I'm about to make another person in my life binge watch the entirety of #loveisblindnetflix solely to su… https://t.co/gHctP9q47Mif we want to ban domestic abusers from having access to guns we would have to abolish the police
Retweeted by lizzthis also describes every Mormon birthday party I ever went to https://t.co/kJWdSoWJBTMissing 16-year-old hasn't been seen since Saturday in Detroit | FOX 2 Detroit https://t.co/TYvUlRAJcB
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2/26
2020
🚨🚨🚨 https://t.co/ZNR0ABEj3l @leeetuh @ADOLFJYN add me to this list pls https://t.co/jsWEW7DgPMYou only have to look at the teapot tattoo on my ankle to understand why I am so fucking excited to go back to NYC… https://t.co/bq6OPeydAj @leeetuh paging @ADOLFJYNMike Bloomberg could've spent the $450 million he dumped into ads for his presidential campaign to instead buy new… https://t.co/MNC7DOuEyR
Retweeted by lizzmaybe if you’d used your gobs of money to help flint fix its water problems early on instead of embarking on a bull… https://t.co/I8gFnA4hZp
Retweeted by lizzToday’s outcome in Harvey Weinstein’s New York trial is the result of the decisions of multiple women to come forwa… https://t.co/8mjQVLGCMw
Retweeted by lizzdudes who create hour-long sex playlists are flying too close to the sun
Retweeted by lizz @Dart_Adams There were legitimate discussions for months about releasing pigs in the school as the senior prank.One message was clear at the Bryant memorial today: the loss of Gigi leaves a chapter of women's basketball forever… https://t.co/Ek2o6DVO4s
Retweeted by lizz @Dart_Adams I lived this tweet 4 years in a row.
2/25
2020
@Dart_Adams This sounds like that time in high school I showed up because it was a Friday and that's what you do wh… https://t.co/wr72rMBiWd @supercoolwicked I still have all of mine from childhood! https://t.co/3N1bhhDxHFOmg guys Tom Kenny’s son (@MackKennyArt) reached out to me and clarified that his dad does not have a goddaughter!… https://t.co/qFZ2DidLqY
Retweeted by lizzIf you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy taken. Happiness comes from drugs, not relationships
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2/24
2020
me, after Bernie won Nevada https://t.co/avwAVRQX53
2/23
2020
@munchmusic cross country road trips in high school 👎 I'm still haunted @munchmusic THE. WORST. I'd rather have someone turbine fart in the car with the windows up all the way and the hea… https://t.co/0CSlOkhKY6 @JoshRadnor @JordanPeele Ted Mosby trying to airplane feed me would have me shooting myself. Lonny Flash holds a s… https://t.co/FV2hvoHk03 @leeetuh yeah you probably didn't want flippered kidsIf #Hunters only existed as a platform for Lena Olin to make straight women question their sexuality it would be pe… https://t.co/JQoLlhZlwDFell asleep with BET playing in the background and woke up to myself singing the Fresh Prince theme songHow is NO👏ONE👏 talking about @NickSpeedEnt's sister on Love Is Blind on Netflix?? I'm rooting for you Lauren 😭 You… https://t.co/jyue3iGPYt
2/22
2020
Artists nationwide are invited to submit proposals for a sculpture to be placed outside TCF Center https://t.co/nI00f1Jhq3
Retweeted by lizz @YepThatsANG I'm only on the second floor but my bedroom has 11 windows and https://t.co/Shu0rO1L0H needs to be was… https://t.co/Bu7lNkDhw7
2/21
2020
Houston Is Hosting The World's First Hip-Hop & Food Festival This March https://t.co/vcaqzq8zY7 https://t.co/DfUjyTyprZ
Retweeted by lizz @PROFCALC I'd still be team connery if goldeneye wasn't a top tier game and one of two reasons why my n64 is in my… https://t.co/sbOiXZTmud
2/14
2020
@stephenablack @msmacb That book is why I got an art history degree, worked as a provenance researcher, and wanted… https://t.co/onSJdofmUP
2/13
2020
a thread of racists getting their ass beat for black history month https://t.co/EFSc6uSOPC
Retweeted by lizz @WeWantPrenups one shrimp in and your shirt will be off https://t.co/j0wmeb6nND
2/12
2020
@WeWantPrenups Sir I have been watching Locke & Key @WeWantPrenups unless that text message is about Key House it can wait https://t.co/8GmCZfE4XDmy food his mouth #BestDateIn4Words ☺️🍽️🥰 https://t.co/AIZ21thE1E @tafkam08 so then you also don't fuck with workplace romances haha1) For too long, pastry chefs have been relegated by food media to a secondary field of contention, banished from t… https://t.co/vFiu6NP10h
Retweeted by lizzrt if your mans is texting you about the #broomchallenge but not about cleaning😴
2/11
2020
@NolanTheNinja https://t.co/wgdX2AuIX6 https://t.co/f0WD7ihCRt @BillHeckyes please flesh out your wiki page so the internet can know your star sign thanksssssLocke & Key is great. The dad is either Christian Bale doing a Keanu Reeves impression or Keanu Reeves doing a Chri… https://t.co/AA4D98gCJpi wonder if this means her production company will finally produce a film with a female director https://t.co/5J9bEANXD0
Retweeted by lizzOne of the *many* disturbing trends i found when researching this article was that 6/8 films with majority-Asian ca… https://t.co/qELMDhNnTy
Retweeted by lizz @CcNeiko me, over here, without cake https://t.co/qOdCQPaFb8everyone: #OscarsSoWhite Eminem: hold my white clawamazing https://t.co/iDWESWmA6e @CcNeiko hear me out-- let's start the movement tonightHair Love wins 'Animated Short Film' #Oscars https://t.co/guKLY1S28q
Retweeted by lizz @rgay there are two reasons I own Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous on dvd and Nick Offerman can't be bothwe don't necessarily have to stop to read the labels when we already have the degree and museum career 😴 next https://t.co/xh6kIogYmKQuick question did you see the film https://t.co/ZSHhp02i6g
Retweeted by lizzName a bigger fucking downgrade https://t.co/DeUPQFA0pX
Retweeted by lizz @CcNeiko this tweet is exactly why Detroit needs an amazing 10pm cake delivery service 😭 @BEARCAT_808 honestly respect for your cat“I just don’t know what Eminem has to do with the deforestation of my natural habitat” https://t.co/Z0SjAgYKcp
Retweeted by lizzI met Taika Waititi once and he was a delight and so hot in person he practically melted my skin off with his smile.
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2/10
2020
@RowWhlgn wine aunt https://t.co/ultyx48OHs“It’s so cool u get ur period on the full moon every month. You’re so aligned” Me: https://t.co/Adw2Py7drG
Retweeted by lizz❤️🌮❤️Whats better than a bunch of tacos for Valentine’s Day!? ❤️ 🌮 ❤️DM or email me to place your orders! You have… https://t.co/eZ4yzTK8FT
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2/9
2020
@supercoolwicked HIGHLY recommend a daylight lamp. It's been a fucking game changer for me this winterabsolutely no question that this guy only listens to the Beatles https://t.co/EbRDJ8ZLmWone of the best debut albums. fight me. https://t.co/G1GKvfyAuW https://t.co/TaFRT6gs4w @actuallymae probably people that have never gone through it or they would know that it's fucking traumaticsome people have had life so easy and never had to experience certain shit. that’s why people make light of so much… https://t.co/pFMsRM3k1Z
Retweeted by lizz @kdhatesu rookie mistake!! https://t.co/N6IiocCgnx @messekat96 one timbit @jayacancook Ed Gein.wearing your mans sweats >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>… https://t.co/TBOtqSyZXk @SlickkkkVICK HAHA I went to get cookies and he did it. #prophet https://t.co/MTjljT7tjj @supercoolwicked him after our one night stand, so grateful that he's yelling at me https://t.co/TLIS2cv7YT @SlickkkkVICK like Claythaniel is going to contest this claim. I bet he's going to retweet it so that women can get their twenties ready @supercoolwicked one time I was at @genderlessfruit's house and so were also half a dozen dogs and the dogs only re… https://t.co/j8ZNWmv2CF @WeWantPrenups crazy that you charge your dates $60 just to watch you walk around with your shirt off and make ig storiesThis is what everyone tweeting “congratulations Mr. president” looks like https://t.co/aHig92UxRR
Retweeted by lizzI went to see Ernest Scared Stupid in this theater in 1991. The film burned through and we had to leave about 30 mi… https://t.co/4QEGjMmQVC
Retweeted by lizz @supercoolwicked only sitting because my bby feet are too small to support my thighs: a memoir 💁‍♀️ @NolanTheNinja 😂 https://t.co/UWl3xkcGhV https://t.co/kRUvfx8eX8 @supercoolwicked hi it's me poki draco over here injured but eating https://t.co/cYcnuyqIEk
2/6
2020
my fav part of my timeline being full of Meek Mill / Nicki Minaj is that the promoted ads are all @milanocookies https://t.co/Bj3ovpdHEK @kdhatesu WHAT W I L D https://t.co/r9tdprorrQ @leeetuh can you fucking imagine @_@
2/5
2020

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