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@BiggPlayClay kid clearly couldn't dodge a wrenchIs it a penalty? A flow chart Does the penalty help the Lions? / \ Yes… https://t.co/HVlmEiTBi9
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Retweeted by lizzFinal: Packers 23, Lions 22. Lions blow a 13-point lead, settle for 5 field goals and have multiple blown calls go… https://t.co/rZ0ZHGNmAg
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Retweeted by lizzBOOKER: the show tonight is cancelled ME: oh shit what did it do
Retweeted by lizzThe only reason I pick up my phone is for moments when I can see bullshit such as this. https://t.co/WT3BBU4Y0l
Retweeted by lizzDETROIT \ HAMTRAMCK on Wednesday night for music from @dreambeachhh @jonahbaseball & @FriedKoolAid to celebrate the… https://t.co/8TkJQ02LjC
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10/15
2019
@LORDGULLEY hard pass https://t.co/MxMkCUNWxXToday’s card. Sometimes we return to the same toxic pleasure sources because of a deep fear that intense pleasure o… https://t.co/yQdekzwSHE
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10/14
2019
important important important important important important important important https://t.co/kfMv4uHnhe
Retweeted by lizzthe most important piece of music criticism of this decade https://t.co/pZPORUhlbc
Retweeted by lizzidk who needs to hear this but if you're reading an academic text and the language is too hard, you're not stupid,… https://t.co/tGD9pL9Kh9
Retweeted by lizz @Joey2lanes How do I order one?? @desflat It’s homophobic to charge $6.99 for an Archie comic @jmrphy ............ https://t.co/MN6a8d4f44
Retweeted by lizzOh we cared !! We just didn’t have twitter to bitch about it 😂 https://t.co/7SxdWB7YTG
Retweeted by lizzthis tweet just came across my timeline and I’m really glad that someone who shares my last name is writing this qu… https://t.co/rYvmY8qPSF
9/26
2019
Have now been outside twice and have asked every passing dog walker for location of the ice cream truckwhen in the living fuck is the ice cream truck that I’ve been faintly hearing for the last 20 minutes going to drive past my house
9/25
2019
In the 1800s, wealthy British landowners commissioned exaggerated paintings of their livestock as a symbol of wealt… https://t.co/cLm4Kygoz8
Retweeted by lizzhappy bisexual visibility day to my fellow bi bbs! sending extra love to those who haven't come out yet or can't. y… https://t.co/LMCYXKUhhU
Retweeted by lizz @LANSUH_ Congrats!! I know this feeling and love this feeling and nothing feels more life affirming ❤️In the words of @bbymutha : “Face red, I was on my period, he ate today.” https://t.co/sjnbd1PKVZ
Retweeted by lizz“Versions of Versions” playlist up now on @Spotify if u wanna hear where all the *versions came from in order :) c… https://t.co/JkUc2SJ9J1
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9/24
2019
@catiegoins I will adopt all of your remaining childrenfrench geese be like https://t.co/vyBnZhH8EA
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Retweeted by lizzA few months ago I learned that ppl who had been deaf from birth but gained their hearing later in life often say t… https://t.co/tzg7pdL9SO
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Retweeted by lizzDisco did not deserve how the American people put it to death.
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9/23
2019
They’re just out here trying to live the life they would’ve had if a man didn’t get in the way 😭Sometimes I see moms in Detroit and I can tell by their eyeliner that those pregnancies weren’t planned @swoozydolphin I just worked out. Who are weJust had now ***3*** people get so fucked up from what was apparently ketamine and dirty coke at this party that th… https://t.co/L7r1uCLKrA @catiegoins In fairness you don’t need a personality when your eyebrows are perfectI did it. I found the worst gender reveal. https://t.co/37b5GkrTbN
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9/22
2019
#OTD #10YearsAgo the last remaining portion of #TigerStadium falls to the ground, completing its demolition https://t.co/LZLY6HHHEs
Retweeted by lizz @kdhatesu This is the least relatable tweet you’ve ever madei’m sorry i roasted you i was trying to flirt
Retweeted by lizz @sydsbee I started working out last week just so I can beat people up when they try to grab mesorry but this might be the best thread I’ve ever seen https://t.co/ba3KCgT5sL
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Retweeted by lizzGuys. The sales guy said “sorry I am not being rude I am feeding this cat under my desk.” I said what??? He said “… https://t.co/KZEW8jXLit
Retweeted by lizzJust made a song that’s a tad bit Hilary duffish
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9/21
2019
bon appétit editor-at-large andrew knowlton's restaurant is on bon appétit's 50 best new restaurants, a list he was… https://t.co/pmsL4fd62C
Retweeted by lizzA lotta things I hate about the natural wine wave, but none more than the basic ass proclamation that “orange wine… https://t.co/pL0Y2gdiqU
Retweeted by lizzKan-chan is a Japanese Mascot for a pharmaceutical company that sells enemas https://t.co/zhAbu7zx3b
Retweeted by lizzVERSIONS by @__SHIGETO is out now ✌️ @Ghostlyhttps://t.co/oJ4SE5lUrO Spotify • https://t.co/CMziDMppUK Bandca… https://t.co/QWBYB2Rr2k
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Retweeted by lizzBefore I make friends with any white people I need to see all your Halloween costumes from 1988-2017.
Retweeted by lizz“Versions” The first Shigeto Live EP is OUT NOW Happy release day to my brothers. Marcus Elliot, Ian Fink, Dez… https://t.co/kr2NQ26SUq
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9/20
2019
Frank Ocean and hotdog water are the same name if you really think about it
Retweeted by lizzShe got a light-skinned friend look like Justin Trudeau Got a dark-skinned friend look like Justin Trudeau
Retweeted by lizz @aerielist Hear me out— what if this is your Sliding Doors scenario
9/19
2019
Left my meds at home and I feel like I’m wearing a space helmet of sleep 🆘 https://t.co/QMBKYVFN2hmy fat ass thought this was mike wazowski 193M 🔁 642M❤️ https://t.co/cinY1eYieh
Retweeted by lizzSmh Dj/producers never credit the photographer. I see how it feel now https://t.co/oJGhCYzhib
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9/18
2019
A guy just spilled candle wax on my camera lens at the event that I’m working and I’m screaming internally so loudl… https://t.co/cJ9ua4tFJp
9/17
2019
I'm moving out of Detroit. Because who put a house door on the Church's Chicken? https://t.co/8jpKXlbK7l
Retweeted by lizza lunchable is charcuterie if you’re not a fucking classist
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Retweeted by lizzWhen will my serotonin return from war
Retweeted by lizzWhen I was growing up parents regularly said “I brought you into this world, I can take you out”. A recycled punchl… https://t.co/tDCnWGDMkQ
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9/16
2019
@ us next time pussy https://t.co/84Ex5Lgw4i
Retweeted by lizz @PunkrockHoodrat I was once on a date so bad (he stood up next to the table in the restaurant and performed a slam… https://t.co/CdyuIvc6U9I asked someone to change to document to PDF and they’ve emailed me back a word document and changed the file name… https://t.co/eGOo9mdzMB
Retweeted by lizzTanya McDowell serving 12 years for sending her child to school in a better district and Felicity Huffman getting 1… https://t.co/UOSKqxUZ7Z
Retweeted by lizzI wish I had just one living grandparent 😭😭😭 https://t.co/PhITHF4CPxIn the master bedroom a few feet away, 94 years ago this week, Dr. Ossian Sweet lay down, with a white mob outside… https://t.co/vhB1iw6ErX
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9/14
2019

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