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Writer. Paralegal. Late Bloomer. Non-trad College Student. Hip-as-Fuck Mom. Depression Warrior. Survivor. Elegant Badass. Views are my own. She/Her.

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Joined Twitter 9/28/14


@TheBrentSmith Oo! You should cover that one!!
1/27
2021
AC/DC Back in Black. https://t.co/0DIPwXZkQ3Le sigh... https://t.co/83fhMqPmNQ @drfarls I've lived sooo many places but longest in the Puget Sound area. I will guess either the Puyallup or the G… https://t.co/ZLhr5dvq58 @GrohlGlasses Wow that is super useful! I also cannot wear mine for the driving. I mean... I could.... but it would… https://t.co/A41oY66Gt5 @SenatorTester @SVACDems As the daughter, granddaughter and great-granddaughter of military servicemen, thank you f… https://t.co/INL1jjOhxv @MelissaFOlson At least an hour ago...Some of my favorite things!!!! #magic #cheese #witches https://t.co/3NBxuBuWBz @MuppetWiki Same, Cookie, same! @briantylercohen Excellent!! @GrohlGlasses Did Boss need a stronger prescription? Is that why Pete is working so much? Or did Boss need bifocals… https://t.co/5H9zGBx3Kw @AlixEHarrow Utterly fabtacular!!#steamedvegetables #funnystuff #vegetablehumour #vegetables https://t.co/nv8aLGUADp @LeaderMcConnell Just stop. You have done irreparable harm to this nation in your tenure. Go away. @KiaThomasEdits War and Fucking Peace @NataniaBarron no YOU downloaded the whole thesis TBR when you were goofing off from your own Asian History homework....This is excellent! Well deserved! https://t.co/iGQglsomKM
1/26
2021
Yes. https://t.co/49OsytZTUXOh. https://t.co/r1IlmzgsWPI would do this all day with my ears questioning too, tbh. https://t.co/tzQ1NK53hY @kelli_staci I can think of one way this isn't a shitshow...if the officer was having a literal heart attack. Other… https://t.co/iT4lQmMRjR @GrohlGlasses Oo! Fun times.... it's too cold here for a waterpark. You'd have to get ice skates or skis or snoshoe… https://t.co/Xgf7g8L2T2 @cvasilevski @NataniaBarron I discovered that Target has covers (similar to duvet covers) so don't fret if the color doesn't work.... @scalzi Oooohhhh.... so close. The correct answer is cannoli....FFS. You know if Tom Brady wins another godamm SB ring we get another 9 months of 2020....Wut https://t.co/dbbRyykN6H @NataniaBarron Not published. But a fellow students' critique was 'you use too many big words. Nobody wants to thin… https://t.co/fcw6xR3vlp @VancityReynolds You said A-hole.... *giggles in 13 year old even though I'm 54* @jmalikauthor I definitely miss hugging my middle child. I absolutely am not going to make a fuckin poppet of him t… https://t.co/e2rhLGjsob @DanRather Popcorn @esglaude abso-freakin-lutely. And institute fines for lies.
1/25
2021
@JulietBlackwell This is adorable...whooooooaaaa!!! https://t.co/GOzImjo5EG @WickedWalnut Cliff. @GrohlGlasses Aldo!!! Brilliant use of wizarding!! @NataniaBarron Seconded. My sister gave me one for Christmas and I love it.
1/24
2021
#BernieMeme #LLML #funnystuff https://t.co/QLI0gym70n @SenWarren @SenSchumer I'm one of these... I have parent loans and I've gone back to school as well so have my own student loans.WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BARFAPALOOZA? Somebody take this person's kitchen away. https://t.co/rT5ABatPq3 @Faith_Salie It's going to vary based on your area. $100,000 simply doesn't mean the same thing in NYC or San Fran… https://t.co/RrhNGX3IsJ @levarburton I was 11 and my parents let me watch with them because they felt it was that important. I've always be… https://t.co/kjFlhpp1Db @NataniaBarron Taking an Asian history exam? Oh. It's also #2 son's birthday. He's 25. Which clearly is evidence of… https://t.co/OTdsKZCY85Glorious. https://t.co/VJfEvd1JjH @NataniaBarron I took home ec in sixth grade--half sewing and half cooking. I absolutely loved cooking. For sewing… https://t.co/bx79KNa0VeYes. This needs to come to light. https://t.co/A1LMs8Q1wd*koffkoff* @gianforte #mtpol #mtleg https://t.co/ss8Q09C30fSuddenly I absolutely adore #JaneKrakowski.... https://t.co/sI3Lm5B5WT @remhq 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @jmalikauthor @DonaldJTrumpJr I almost said the giant douche but then realized that didn't narrow it down.
1/23
2021
#coldBernie #ThatsBernieInTheCorner @SmithAndMyers https://t.co/TJkrQ14oEe @MickieT84 #hoser @Faith_Salie *giggles* @MickieT84 @GrohlGlasses That catch was freakin amazeballs.... @joncoopertweets Expulsion. Lawmakers who won't abide by rules and laws have no business being in their jobs. @SenatorTester @LateNightSeth This is awesome! Ya know... most working people would lose their jobs if they refused… https://t.co/ZKiBQ6eyjJ @GrohlGlasses Love my Seahawks! Been a fan since they first started and I was a kid in Oregon. Me and my dad watche… https://t.co/ZbX4QCNrHh#mtleg #mtpol Stay away from my body and out of the doctor's office. https://t.co/xzzRl6TjBr @SenatorTester Thank you Senator!! @NataniaBarron Yes... he is delightfully weird! @NataniaBarron No I get it. My first thought with particularly Kenna's outfits was 'Victoria's Secret circa 1989 de… https://t.co/6GuVqngVVFThe wait is over. The time is now. Be sure to follow the Center for #EarthJurisprudence to learn how you can suppor… https://t.co/UEgkRjXCAf
Retweeted by Laura Ducolon @NatashaLink1 https://t.co/bbSJFTSto7 @NataniaBarron I believe the CW was trying to mod it up to appeal to their younger viewers. Megan's costumes are ma… https://t.co/9psOVyOhaw @mccaffreyr3 Brilliant. @NataniaBarron I adore Reign. Very soapy...but I love it. Currently in a rewatch actually. Reign introduced me to A… https://t.co/uCJVnrcU14 @jmalikauthor To be fair...all the other stuff is cast-iron stomach evidence. Food allergies are completely differe… https://t.co/MTxZzEmpcw @thetsmorgan @NataniaBarron OMG that's HILARIOUS!!!! I adore Stephen Colbert. @dustinphillips You're a good soul Dustin. @jmalikauthor oh no. That happened to my middle son, too. Used to be fine and then all of a sudden.... allergy. I'm so sorry.BAHAHAHAHAHA!! #coldBernie #BobRoss #HappyLittleMittens https://t.co/TtAQ0ON4Ci @KevinHearne @MelissaFOlson *audible gasp* @EllieHill @missoulian Brilliant! @neilhimself Legitimate fear. @SenTedCruz Omg. Dude. #resign. Your dumb hurts us all. @MickieT84 @SmithAndMyers @Shinedown @YouTube @TheBrentSmith I like it better than the original.... it's my least f… https://t.co/yjiBxmwhEv
1/22
2021
@MontanaBudget @MTSenateDems Why??? That makes no sense. @WinterForMT Team #BerniesClues https://t.co/3o9HolVJt7 @americanozmom Same!!! @TheKateMulgrew @Manalyzer131 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣My fave #BernieSanders meme... https://t.co/HcSzcUjyed @lopezlinette Griftin... @GrohlGlasses I mean... I can teach you rude words.... But yes... les lunettes! And of course you love outer space… https://t.co/2AHIWG8BvV#Prince #Muppets you didn't know you needed Prince on the Muppets doing a Hee-Haw parody...but you did. https://t.co/84GBYTbI1M @DollyParton I'm so sorry for your loss. @999KISW @TarynKISW Oh wow..... 1982-ish?? @BillyMcWillia12 Arent most of them unconstitutional and the MT Supreme Court will rule so? That's the tactic to t… https://t.co/QkPu5XYNor @NataniaBarron May I suggest an insignificance of influencers? Because they are. @MickieT84 Could be.its disturbing tho @hurlepat but did she do The Jackal.... @foofighters pure awesomeness.....To teachers everywhere, Thank You. This is in your honor. #Inauguration2021 #CelebratingAmerica #TimesLikeThese https://t.co/unGyGxpocp
Retweeted by Laura Ducolon @WinterForMT @SenatorTester #badassery #ThatsMySenator#TimesLikeThese Lyric Video in case you need to learn the words. (You need to learn the words. Yes you do.) https://t.co/XMbsOs9GaU @MaryLTrump Always @HistoryMuppet I mean... "honorary" is redundant. He is a Muppet. Full stop. @MickieT84 😃😃😃🎵🎵🎵 @foofighters love this song.... super nostalgic and evocative for meGreta is A Hundred Million Percent done with 45's Shit. https://t.co/hoKYefuYmV @MaritsaNBCMT Why is he laughing? What's funny? @flea333 @KellyAuCoin77 Is there enough sage for that????? #fucktonofsage
1/21
2021

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