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Opinions are all mine because I have not yet been subsumed by a corporation yet. He/Him

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Blake shelton
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11/11
2019
In Canada we’ve had 15 mass shootings Since 1885. We have very tough gun regulations. In the US One mass shootin… https://t.co/3S5FWZAc65
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11/9
2019
His little paws https://t.co/6eaE3EWnK0
11/7
2019
I like stuffing but colonial lies aren’t worth sleeping on absolute bangers like David Bowie’s Peace on EarthI keep seeing these posts about giving Thanksgiving the same importance as Halloween or Christmas What’s thanksgivi… https://t.co/LAF4jCIueR
11/5
2019
We went to a party where nobody had seen Labyrinth https://t.co/ueHaa3lHN8 @__randers__ It was fun to announce in a dramatic voice!For our office #Halloween party, I dressed up as our old, picky printer: •wore all grey and black •I had an empty… https://t.co/jZ8cgyQfMY
11/1
2019
Anybody familiar with troubleshooting/task managing from the Linux Bash? I can’t seem to wrap my head around this project
10/30
2019
Ever have those mornings where you get out of the shower and just sit there for an hour?
10/28
2019
@Cooleeauto Like unto the cartouches of old, I shall be known as that lady Gaga pic from a Star is born, with a circle around it
10/27
2019
Kermit the Frog and Vincent Price chat during The Muppet Show. https://t.co/Wxf8qa2vc3
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10/26
2019
my body is not a temple it is luigi’s mansion
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10/25
2019
It’s ya Boi with another 6:15am tweet 😎
10/23
2019
@Cooleeauto This is my best work I want it on my headstone“I just wanted to get one last look at you” https://t.co/C61OiXLeB0
10/22
2019
Capitalism is so fragile that major tech/communication companies decided to add a ™️ emoji before letting boys hold hands 👬So excited for the new #TheZoneCast! Back to dnd! @neilhimself @BBC6Music Has anybody made a Spotify playlist out of this?Huge #sourdough update: Sourdough pancakes are good with honey Sourdough for a sponge base (chocolate cake!) is game changing
10/21
2019
@__randers__ RIPWHOLESOME THREAD https://t.co/LNkMQixpD1
Retweeted by Logan Long!Huge #sourdough update Today I baked 2 loaves of bread and 16 pretzels
10/20
2019
I will never forgive the muppets for advertising for Facebook
Retweeted by Logan Long! @wesjtay 2 quick questions: How did you survive? How many taxidermy animal heads were prominently displayed at the reception venue?We’re still doing it y’all!!!#TheBakeryCase is holding number 1!! I am not on planet Earth anymore. I love you I l… https://t.co/ie3ZUUciDK
Retweeted by Logan Long! @wesjtay I *knew* it was white peopleWhat are the odds?! https://t.co/m1cPD1dOYJTo be fair, I would buy an X2 boogie boardIn the latest #monsterfactory, @JustinMcElroy and @griffinmcelroy do a real funny bit about Logan and Zack My broth… https://t.co/VYLlRvh6ha
10/19
2019
In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie. https://t.co/MZW6lOeH5Q
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10/18
2019
#sourdough update: I have split my starter in two I am growing 2 starters now I should be able to bake by Saturday or Sunday
10/17
2019
What a life I lead https://t.co/i3EyoRpRSAWork events are wild It’s the one time a year I can have a work beerhonestly, blessed that i get to see my cat every day
Retweeted by Logan Long!buttigieg be like my mom was a rusty loom, my dad is a grain silo, i studied Sweat at the university of Life (Harvard)
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10/16
2019
I’m starting my #sourdough baking journey tonight! Wish me luck! https://t.co/WvE9gE7nPY
10/15
2019
@TiaraZerbe Conditional formatting! I’m so proud!https://t.co/TUe4jdSzyV @CollierCrappy Is it Law & Order? Is it Duel of the Fates? Who can say @TiaraZerbe This is a situation I know all to well ...that’s what the Microsoft forums are for 😹
10/14
2019
@llfcposterchild : *turns on flashlight* "dun dunnnn" *turns light off* "and I cannot stress this enough..." *agg… https://t.co/aWdDIAE62X
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10/13
2019
If I had the One Ring, I would simply cast it into the fires of Mount Doom. RIP to Isildur but I’m different.
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10/12
2019
Earlier this year, @ArchiveThings & I received a grant from @archivists_org to write @Wikipedia pages for women arc… https://t.co/Y6NIbzL9mA
Retweeted by Logan Long!Might I suggest this pairing: Elton John and Goose
10/11
2019
@invadingduck https://t.co/HaZKWP7rng
10/10
2019
Watched predator again today. Then recorded the end credits with the full house theme You’re welcome. https://t.co/FXIypDZbVZ
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10/7
2019
Over 50% of all refugees are children. 👧🏾👶🏻🧑🏽🧒🏻👩🏾👶🏼👦🏿👧🏻👶🏾🧑🏿👦🏽👧🏿🧑🏾👱🏼‍♀️👦🏾👧🏽 https://t.co/V3OZwA1X7R
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10/4
2019
@cryptidjane @jonnysun SkeLogan is v good! @coffeeordie @jonnysun Frogs are a big theme this year @invadingduck @jonnysun Those should be back to back years 😹 @stegsteg @jonnysun I THINK WE FOUND IT
10/3
2019
@jonnysun Anybody got anything for “Logan” or “Logan Long”
10/2
2019
Couple's costume idea: https://t.co/sXy27qzhH8
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9/29
2019
I’m narrowcasting a Columbo joke but, honestly, this is the funniest I’ll ever be
9/28
2019
For #Halloween, I’m dressing up as Mrs. Columbo I’m afraid I can’t make it to any of your partiesI forgot that me and @llfcposterchild went full 90s kids in Borderlands 3. https://t.co/kb0Yq0BWIX
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9/27
2019
Your cyberpunk name is basically just your name because I mean look around at this shit
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9/26
2019
after years and years of research and development, drawing what i learned in middle school over and over again, i a… https://t.co/1958And7ZR
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9/22
2019
Wholesome tweets https://t.co/wezbTByZQZChristian Bale is an English Keanu Reeves It’s mostly in the voice Have wine, send tweetThis is the dress that created google searchHonestly, goals https://t.co/Q1FM9M2dnN
9/21
2019
I imagine chili mac and chili spaghetti are the trademark dishesI’m gunna open a restaurant that serves Haute Cuisine versions of the sloppy food I secretly love “Here’s your chi… https://t.co/6RnyBLyu0W
9/18
2019
When I take a pic of my boyfriend vs when he takes a pic of me: https://t.co/8V3xuje20q
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9/16
2019
I wrote a novel satirizing American Evangelical Christianity. While its events and locale are fictional, it was inc… https://t.co/jmejp8SPmT
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9/15
2019
Bloomers not Boomers.
Retweeted by Logan Long!Hi if you currently attend or attended an evangelical Christian college for undergrad, would you be willing to send… https://t.co/nygt1Q9DWS
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9/14
2019
Here’s the Spotify playlist https://t.co/bBCmvfT9Bq https://t.co/6cNFepsJpqI’m gunna make a Spotify playlist I’ll do it I’m crazy I’ll do anything
9/13
2019
It’s my bday and all I want is RT’s https://t.co/6cNFepsJpqSongs ghostwritten by the @TheMuppets: •Southern Nights •Kokomo •People Need Love •Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da •Crocodile Rock @cowboycollier Oh shit already?! Somebody tell NalaMy next tweet took a summer to workshop. It will NOT be worth it, but it’s also the best thing I’ve ever madeHe wanted to split my English muffin #zorro https://t.co/Qkbw8qMlOyMy CEO told me he likes country music but doesn’t listen often I recommended Old Town Road I’m doing God’s work
9/12
2019
Will it be worth it? No Will I be proud? Hell yeahI’m starting to radiate cat-dad enery
9/7
2019
I’ve been workshopping a tweet all summer long In honor of my birthday, this Thursday I’m going to send that tweet
9/6
2019
I hope @Lin_Manuel gives out Halloween names early this year- so we can all collectively prepare for spooky season
9/5
2019
Review: ‘Joker’ is a Dangerous Film That Will Incite Lonely White Men to Try Stand-Up Comedy https://t.co/ym4ZL4cB27
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9/4
2019
@katiecollier https://t.co/07w4Z94RB3
9/3
2019
@coffeeordie The saddest Muppets movie yet @TiaraZerbe Nic Cage’s Dad is for sure Sam Eagle, right?
8/31
2019
@invadingduck “Ho ho ho now I have a machine gun” the sign reads, hanging off the corpse of Professor Honeydew“Must... go... faster!” As Animal chases the Jeep https://t.co/7yeHEYbcKCKermit voice: Good luck https://t.co/Jj6uTkZRJIThis has been done before but they’re all such good answers!Les Mis Keep Russell Crowe❗️Important question❗️ If you could remake any movie and recast everyone as muppets except for one original actor… https://t.co/4E2s3NQr7a
8/30
2019
Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 9395 1675 9517!
8/29
2019
They’re napping 😴 https://t.co/hMI9haDgYr
Retweeted by Logan Long!Me: I’m not a snob! I’m a veritable Everyman! Also me: I HAVE AN ONTOLOGY OF PIE
8/24
2019
This is "Video games: they're not just Pac-Man anymore" but with podcasts https://t.co/vTq7BAT1jX
Retweeted by Logan Long! @sethklowery I was really into the Psych but he keeps pretending to be a psychic 😕Me: puts a string through a tube My cats: https://t.co/bPfQDP3vnu
8/20
2019
@wesjtay Extremely rude 😤 @stegsteg https://t.co/bDVPtnG6j4
8/16
2019

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