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Joined Twitter 3/17/11


this is the future *I* wantTherapy https://t.co/lG5168qZ7I https://t.co/8yqFxE5Wg8🇫🇷😩💦 https://t.co/Bb4a5caiM0
Retweeted by Logan @cowboycollier (Note for future historians: I did a retweet with “fight me” as in “I like this, fight me if you dis… https://t.co/8bsHsBuN2lFight me https://t.co/461wW9MJpU
1/23
2021
@rachsyme Thank you! I was just scrolling through as many looks as I could find!
1/21
2021
We will have the opportunity to carry out the most progressive agenda our country has ever seen. I am committed to… https://t.co/7mQSXZrFgq
Retweeted by LoganWe can’t be complacent just to undo the evils of the last administration. Let’s focus on building something new, an… https://t.co/UR5DW0RBENThere’s so much work to still to be done But let’s take a breath, for a moment here. Then let’s begin the real work.Me thinking about unity https://t.co/fbQUj3jocU
Retweeted by Logan @kiikiithegirl @FlynnRider1993 I’m just afraid we traded blatant cages for “humane” ones @kiikiithegirl @FlynnRider1993 It’s a weird feeling, right? On 1 hand, it’s the marked active end of an awful admin… https://t.co/7LGxbByfwd @kiikiithegirl That’s a hell of a consolation prize @invadingduck The sweet feeling of mild disappointment instead of sheer terror will be niceOnly in the face of obvious fascism does Joe seem like an “exciting” pickToday is the day we all get excited about a centrist
1/20
2021
When your therapist says you’re doing well https://t.co/DalD9gHJ8zWhite supremacists justifying white supremacy on MLK day is a little on the nose, but then, these assholes were nev… https://t.co/iA81V4gvNo
Retweeted by LoganCatch me sending these in the after times Your heart starts racing You open the letter I’m so sorry for your loss.… https://t.co/59n5bP7DKmAlso the CIA and the FBIAnd if you’re ICE, you can literally fuck all the way off today #AbolishICEIf you posted anything about voter fraud or “stopping the steal” or bemoaning the banning Parlor, then you don’t ge… https://t.co/EZVwrqGbIM
1/19
2021
Companies need to stop calling their essential workers heroes and give them hazard pay and sick leave.
Retweeted by Logan*drinks some wine & does 0 research* I feel like I could be the Beth Harmon of checkers
1/17
2021
@cowboycollier @Cooleeauto Magneto: I will fight those try to genocide us Prof X: *votes for Biden*
1/16
2021
There will be no reset button. No return to normal. The status quo was unjust in the first place.
Retweeted by Logan @DanaSchwartzzz This has GBBO energy and we’re all hoping your signature impresses!Here’s a fun game- you can put your reps name in this tweet too if they’d rather play politics with people’s lives… https://t.co/0UKRfOcZaiMy rep, @RepLaHood says pursuing impeachment would “create division.” Call me old fashioned, but I don’t mind a sh… https://t.co/LTw9BT4pNT
1/15
2021
@lilpheasant Powerful ‘fit!Hulu said nacho fries are back and dammit, a month later they got me!Some days, you just gotta get dressed up for Taco Bell
1/14
2021
@llfcposterchild: “they have SUBreddits, baby!”
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1/13
2021
@Cooleeauto And then you end that service with an acoustic cover of Zadok the priest while showing clips from the Crown
1/12
2021
Oh to be a ranger in their favored terrain 💖*shaking a giant margarita* I’d say I’m coping pretty wellWhen are we gonna be ready to talk about the role Christianity is playing in spreading Covid-19 👀
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1/10
2021
Women. Accounted. For. All. The. Losses. https://t.co/De8jQvygyU
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1/9
2021
Today, I was free https://t.co/DtS1MH6MQH
Retweeted by Logan @MaliProd 1) it’s 2021. stop. 2) I’m sorry these bastards mean so much to you @emilyjoypoetry oh my god i went to a baptist middle school and we said both pledges every day. both flags were in… https://t.co/900kVoCLaiOr you can also just take an “extended break” 🤷🏼reminder to folks still attending church: you don’t owe your congregation anything if they’re not actively anti-fas… https://t.co/GC7MbYjc0E
1/7
2021
Lots of gotchya tweets from white folks like that’ll gett ‘emYou can’t describe what’s happening in the Capitol as a “small group of extremists” when they’re being supported by… https://t.co/MabRIHWv80
Retweeted by LoganWhy y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?
Retweeted by LoganThe wild thing is that not only have they broadcasted that they would do this but you all have had several warnings from BIPOC.
Retweeted by LoganBundles kindling Adds heavy logs Pours on gasoline Lights match Waits 30 minutes “Please be respectful of our firef… https://t.co/NAXakJfdOP
Retweeted by Loganyea I’ve been there ralph! hang in there buddy!! https://t.co/dTY9RPHbVt
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1/6
2021
i will not rest until all vigilantes are ACAB’d#ACAB includes these bastards https://t.co/l9XWe1kucx2021 rolling in like https://t.co/moSzAtYjEB
1/5
2021
@CollierCrappy @cowboycollier said that we should get that for him! @sethklowery gaw-gurt: for kids on the goI know the season is over, but straight people still need to be stopped https://t.co/ttuDBmHPKx
1/4
2021
@RPGeniuses Use #RPGives $25: I do a shot of Malört $50: We let you join a game or two $100: I will eat a little b… https://t.co/Gf1hd4owJm
Retweeted by LoganJoin us for the jokes for a good cause! https://t.co/mEijgQHWyw
1/3
2021
@Cooleeauto @cowboycollier traditional sit-down yogurt industry really saw a boom @cowboycollier b2w or d2w if it’s 2003i love trivia https://t.co/dv7TvCjGKY
Retweeted by Loganringing in the new year with a sudoku video- and depression!
1/1
2020
The murder hornets subplot of 2020 was kind of like how in Macbeth there's just some casual horse cannibalism that'… https://t.co/7Mr3ew7K7H
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12/31
2020
I found them. The Frosted Mega Wheats. https://t.co/pgcGYIK10n
Retweeted by Logan @MaybeNotPayton Fighter, ranger, bard It played like the Witcher (if I’m generous)Getting the in-laws hooked on dnd 😎
12/27
2020
Absolutely a perfect TTRPG for cozy virtual holidays with your found families 💖 https://t.co/seRVxk0QQ8the reason for the season, any season, is always more pictures of spidermanThe X in "X-mas" isn't meant to replace Christ. X is the Greek letter for Chi, but pronounced "Key". Jesus was a ve… https://t.co/Av8Gdjwcb2
Retweeted by LoganMerry Xmas! Remember the reason for the season https://t.co/XsnkYECGVtBecause the holidays are the hardest time of the year for some people. https://t.co/jZSWQo7YSq
Retweeted by Logan @invadingduck some weird vibes but a very balanced party i gotta say @R2_BRI_2 i’m saving that antoni pic to my roll immediately 😹 @katiecollier powerful @NintendoAmerica really goin for it https://t.co/WFKZQl7XRTDid anyone else just really enjoy the Punchy Robot Guys? https://t.co/HwWq59OUDn
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12/25
2020
using only pics on your phone, build an adventuring party https://t.co/7TMIRRucR7 https://t.co/GcJkwiaZ8o
12/24
2020
@stegsteg What did they put in your summoning circle?GOP: “We can’t do $1200 checks. That’s irresponsible. Think of the deficit.” Also GOP: “As part of a COVID deal we… https://t.co/2o5BGDG3bZ
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12/22
2020
Daily reminder that one of the only Final Fantasy characters that can do Zettaflare, a world ending spell, is Donal… https://t.co/Z3oWuQPKv6
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12/17
2020
He’s playing the dice https://t.co/LQQbeKg1E1
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12/15
2020
The Mandalorian is great https://t.co/7lv3Yk013n
Retweeted by LoganYou’d think little Caesar’s would have a promo every March 11th
12/12
2020
Sephiroth joining smash brothers https://t.co/gOtfNBZE7T
Retweeted by Logangood night https://t.co/hSQj9QGZuN
Retweeted by LoganChris Evans pushed Tim Allen off a roof and now he's the new Buzz Lightyear
Retweeted by LoganKirby after absorbing Sephiroth in #SmashBrosUltimate gonna be like: #TheGameAwards2020 https://t.co/7oQw4S5DBe
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12/11
2020
Reagan didn’t publicly say AIDS until 4 years after the epidemic started. No federal action would occur until 1991,… https://t.co/AOCeMSY3nl
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12/10
2020
@CaitlinJStout i had a guy come to chapel at my evangelical high school once. he threw a whole briefcase of handcu… https://t.co/ev2oCr6o3l
12/9
2020
“It was so sad at the end of Elf when Buddy dies.” -@llfcposterchild
Retweeted by LoganIf you all haven’t been privy to the Cookie Monster Mural drama this weekend in Peoria, you’re missing out. https://t.co/QE16Jc0dDV
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12/8
2020
Peter Falk lit this up 💖 https://t.co/IsKCk2YZLt
12/6
2020
Or white https://t.co/kAWunQHHnX
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12/5
2020
This might be the chocolate talking, but I want more chocolate
12/2
2020
@katiecollier It’s a happy dragonborn who just had chicken nuggies
11/30
2020
when your friends say you can play dnd with them https://t.co/MPU3oWo5Cs @R2_BRI_2 they’re a super hero team that’s really into owning slavesthe phantom of the megaplex the electoral college dr front fart https://t.co/Qy7obMciy6god is dead and aeropostale killed them
11/29
2020

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