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Life in the pursuit of memes, dreams and schemes. I play games on Twitch at https://t.co/n4zWfAGf5H.

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Joined Twitter 7/24/17


I need to put out a mixtape. That might just be what will fix 2020Went to Walmart to pick up some Halloween stuff and in case you were wondering if they had a full row of Christmas… https://t.co/kIii3bn4CEYou ever eat something so tasty all you can do after is sit around and cuss?
10/24
2020
I’m afraid the skeletons will pull my hair up (but not out) to try and get another chance at life
10/23
2020
I like Among Us but I’m really bad at imposter.
10/22
2020
@RebsParks @bublywater Justice 4 Bubblywhere is apple @bublywater help #AppleBublyMystery #WhereIsApple #WeWantApple
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10/20
2020
Almost a month has passed since this post, and the percentage of Hades players who have pet Cerberus 10 times has d… https://t.co/IXJukftpY5
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10/19
2020
@SammSeverin More like the STANs of time
10/18
2020
I’m very bad at being the imposterStreaming #AmongUsGame on https://t.co/rgx0SIKr3j Open lobby if anyone wants to pop in!McRonalds
10/17
2020
@RossKroeber The best part about this song is the story it tells is super weird and unflattering to the singer
10/16
2020
@hashtagsubtext How about fighting Poseidon? Then you can double dip @alexmoore714 No need for worms, just give me something spooky!
10/13
2020
Worms could be the money too I guess...
10/12
2020
Yeah sure, bones are scary. But what if they were also the money?
10/9
2020
@devonshandsmelt Cup of what? Bowl of what? They share an answer my friend. https://t.co/Mxa9H43Jc9 @devonshandsmelt Yeah sorry. Soup is cool but it can never be a smaller version of something. That’s just less soup. @devonshandsmelt No @SammSeverin Yes that is correctSliders!
10/8
2020
This may be a code red but if I could only have one flavor of #mountaindew it would be the original.Hey king @devonshandsmelt can you imagine believing this guy is out there??? 😂 😂 😂 https://t.co/9rgjOtVJpiIt’s lit, fam?
10/6
2020
Every adult has a teen inside them and TEENS 👏 LOVE 👏 DRAMA 👏
10/5
2020
Do yourself a favour, and pay absolutely nothing to play one of the best games ever made. During this, the season o… https://t.co/GaGkHWKanN
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10/3
2020
Some days you’re Queen Frostine and some days you’re Lord Licorice. Miss me with that Mr. Mint tho @alexmoore714 You know it!It turns out that this particular game has a well documented issue with some video files that prevents it from star… https://t.co/q1X8RgILBKWelcome to Spooktober! https://t.co/RraIPYz8S1
10/2
2020
Very excited to announce today is the beginning of #Spooktober ! I'll be streaming every day this month on Twitch… https://t.co/5R2EWeJzl7
10/1
2020
2 birds in 1 day, that's a pro gamer move right there. https://t.co/wqhuQ9uMtz
9/29
2020
@joelwruiz I also have it and it is fun
9/26
2020
Build yourself a word house out of thoughts then slam the door with punctuations,.!?
9/23
2020
@taylor_vold She’s perfectly focused on French friesMy dog’s favorite food is French fries. She does not care what type or style. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk
9/19
2020
@SammSeverin I’m told Coffee Meets Bagel is the most disappointing by far! @OxyOxspring That’s a sick amount of grind. Good on you!
9/13
2020
I got pressured by two baristas today. They didn’t even team up. I went 1-on-1 and lost twice.
9/5
2020
do u HATE olives
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9/4
2020
Go watch a movie without eating snacks you friggin’ psychopath
8/28
2020
Whatever you’re doing, STOP! It’s just what Hatsune Miku wants you to do!
8/21
2020
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8/20
2020
You had best ball on them today, my Guy! 🏀
8/19
2020
Can someone explain this to me? https://t.co/9dfCkEzv5f
8/16
2020
If you’ve ever turned down a sword plz unfollow
8/12
2020
Vibin
8/9
2020
@BiggieKK Yes! It’s so interesting. One of the kids did an AMA on reddit a few years ago too @BiggieKK It’s the best show that was probably a crime to make!!!Everyone please remember that Kid Nation was a show
8/6
2020
@joelwruiz But if I start dressing like that there’s a chance I become unreasonably strong @joelwruiz Large because I’m long @joelwruiz Only thing stopping me is that I don’t own those shirts
8/5
2020
@joelwruiz Wow there’s really nothing left there
8/1
2020
It’s easy to say “thanks Obama” but when was the last time you looked Him in the eye and told him what you’re thankful for?
7/31
2020
Hot take alert! I’ve been enjoying Paper Mario and the Origami King
7/24
2020
@jojo_nasty69 @SammSeverin Listen I can’t say that it isn’t the messiest thing I’ve eaten by a large margin but the… https://t.co/fRRGSospfg @jojo_nasty69 @SammSeverin I must respectfully disagree. The burrito is dope and the black bean quesarito is the best quesarito
7/22
2020
@joelwruiz @shelpylee I was so sleepy!
7/19
2020
"do u have protection" i feel around for my nightstand. i open the drawer and pull a wrapper out. tearing it open w… https://t.co/zBjTXncOU1
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7/17
2020
@joelwruiz @JingleJangle420 Book him as a guestThinkin bout being a sellout. Who’s tryina stop me?
7/16
2020
@SammSeverin Boy does he! @SammSeverin A cursory search indicates his only kisses are on Deviant Art. My theory is he never kisses at all but the world wants it badShadow the hedhog doesn’t kiss on the lips?
7/15
2020
inside of you are two wolves https://t.co/8MRPLUbPut
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7/14
2020
@CriticalBitCast Second one
7/13
2020
why does anyone make pasta from scratch. stop wasting ur time. it doesn’t taste any better. no one has ever tasted… https://t.co/5eq6m34bVy
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7/10
2020
@CriticalBitCast What if we already bought it but we got it in the mail today? Is that worth anything?
7/8
2020
It’s hard to image Ludacris asking someone what their favorite color is, but it must have happened. Right???
7/7
2020
@milligins @CapitalTeaz So rare to see an actual answer to this question. Usually the only response is “don’t get hit lmao”
6/30
2020
You ever try to grow a wizard beard but instead it just makes you look like a sorcerer?
6/25
2020
@joelwruiz They pronounce every characters name wrong like the source material was a book and there was no way to hear it...
6/24
2020
@worstgeneratio What’s that thing called?
6/23
2020
I admit it, I put too much cheese on nachos. @joelwruiz What cartoons?
6/22
2020
The argument that people didn’t attend trumps rally that had no cap on attendance because they thought lots of peop… https://t.co/dqO2byF8BZhttps://t.co/mxToRoHWNn
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6/21
2020
In about ten minutes I'm gonna be live with @EyePatchWolf raising money for the Trevor Project!… https://t.co/t5m3hzDdd8
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6/20
2020
@alexmoore714 It’s what happened 0.01 seconds after I paid for a Baconator with a copy of my mixtapeMy google search history be like “famous horse”, “js array methods”, “mdn date object”, “drag and drop API”, “wendys on fire”. 2020 be crazy
6/18
2020
TOMORROW on our @CriticalBitCast @MakeAWishGA stream: 5-6 EST DNDIY! Resin dice making demonstration with… https://t.co/4bxe32lC9p
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6/16
2020
It's finally here! Dungeon Scrawl open beta is out now! Use it completely for free here: https://t.co/kx6p28OYAzhttps://t.co/iwsrjv2gwu
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6/14
2020
@RebsParks did you know this existed? https://t.co/V6lfFLxHNy
6/11
2020
How to seem smart in 3 easy steps: 1. Say something dumb. 2. Make eye contact with the person most distressed by your dumb comment. 3. Wink @davidrodmad I appreciate that you acknowledge adding a laugh track is a fix.I joined Twitter because of Dungeons & Dragons and now I want to defund and abolish the police. https://t.co/Sh1ECHmhEO
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6/10
2020
@jourdayen @hashtagsubtext Crazy how that bottom bar makes that top bar more important
6/4
2020
@Syn23S Oh man that was a joke because of how aggressively they advertise. For what it’s worth I didn’t buy anythin… https://t.co/WRHEWNjEMzDear editors: You do not have to, and should not, use the photo the president deployed tear gas to get
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6/2
2020
#2020 is when you just want to tweet about the teen dramas you binge watch because a pandemic has trapped you in yo… https://t.co/vs36lcrvQOTwitter banned a guy for changing his name to Italian Elon Musk and tweeting “I send-a the calzone to space! Ohhhhh… https://t.co/pg3mhuFp9t
Retweeted by Spooky KevinThe official White House Twitter feed was just flagged for inciting violence. Let that sink in.
Retweeted by Spooky KevinWatching #Riverdale is always amazing because in an episode where multiple people point guns at each other the Chek… https://t.co/iQDttp0pCD
5/30
2020
You ever wake up with a brilliant idea? Today mine was for a podcast run by 'Pizza Josh' @milligins Pretty hot take
5/28
2020
Riverdale is so stupid. I wouldn’t change anything.Somebody help me write a gritty reboot of Where in the World is Carmen San Diego. It will have @idriselba maybe? I would like that
5/27
2020

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