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no ❤️ | Digital Storytelling Editor @NYTimes | Lecturer @Stanford | Making QUEER LOVE IN COLOR for @PenguinRandom/@TenSpeedPress | Byline: Jamal Jordan

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@patbits My roommate tested positive for antibodies and maybe I overreacted a littlePSA: I’ve taken 4 COVID tests over the past 12 days, and the swab really isn’t that bad.
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We have to admit that the rise of disinformation is due, in part, to the fact that the journalism industry didn’t t… @jdesmondharris I swear that y’all are my favorite twitter heterosexualsMy favorite part of journalism twitter is the “I got my first byline today!” tweets. I’m always like, “yes sis, enj… @_RockyJ_ @nytimes Congrats!“I didn’t see my first Broadway show until three years before I was on Broadway myself.” @dellcam Not that I’m fully awake, this gets the lmao it deserves @larastapleton Right? It’s the Midwood/Flatbush area! @larastapleton Nah, I live in a neighborhood of mostly black immigrant homeowners, and these old Jamaican men love country music lol
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No one: 80% of editors I pitch:
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Em dashes are the cilantro of journalism. @taylorcrumpton Are you supposed to report tweets like this to the CIA or FBI?Never have I wanted to be an angsty, heart broken white woman in 1950s Paris more than after watching that season of Mrs. Maisel.This is the only Emily in Paris I recognize. @deonjhampton Congrats!
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