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no ❤️ | Digital Storytelling Editor @NYTimes | Lecturer @Stanford | Making QUEER LOVE IN COLOR for @PenguinRandom/@TenSpeedPress | Byline: Jamal Jordan

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@patbits My roommate tested positive for antibodies and maybe I overreacted a littlePSA: I’ve taken 4 COVID tests over the past 12 days, and the swab really isn’t that bad.
10/26
2020
Please don’t black joy your way through voter suppressionImagine if line to vote were so short that you didn’t even have time to dance before you got inside. https://t.co/OswNsmjbVG
10/25
2020
I’m the only person amongst my close friends who uses Twitter regularly, and whenever I’m around them, they talk ab… https://t.co/vsundcDzZ0
10/24
2020
@brywashing @Moore_Darnell @grubstreet This was really cooli used to love the strand and then i worked there! if you want to help keep a bookstore open, please spend your mo… https://t.co/OuwP0d835y
Retweeted by Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺 @byjoelanderson I’m single-handedly working on keeping Dallas BBQ afloat @kurtsoller 🥺🥺🥺 @Grace_Segers Did you never see Ali G?We are now taking applications for the 2021 @nytimes Student Journalism Institute. It’s a journalism boot camp held… https://t.co/5Hbdf4PVO1
Retweeted by Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺 @RexChapman Citibank ate them up @GeeDee215 Someone needs to teach Swole Mr. Rogers to be nicer to his neighborsThe nurse who administered my last Covid test was also a young gay black man, and we both kept calling the virus “cornova.” @ThisScientician Okay what you won’t be doing is speaking negatively of Po’ Boys https://t.co/JJqYiINzL8lmao poor boysI, for one, am happy that word “entanglements” made it into the debate. @GeeDee215 The only black guy at an ad agency that makes commercials for companies like Converse
10/23
2020
@karenkho I do this lol @TaylorLorenz I AM SO GLAD THAT FAN CAMS HAVE MADE THEIR WAY TO JOURNALISM1/ "It wasn't just tears, it was screams." Here's a piece I think about a lot. A caseworker told me about breaking… https://t.co/S63BhMW562
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10/22
2020
@zoesaldana @prattprattpratt Sis it’s a twitter poll @lawnerdbarak @AsteadWesley Girl look https://t.co/SuGf8JQjKvWhat’s a good journaling prompt?
10/21
2020
I am doing 68 different things at the same time and I just feel like falling down.
Retweeted by Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺The thing about Trump’s appeal among Latino and Black men is that it’s runoff from his appeal to men overall. Machi… https://t.co/EuF9vo0fud
Retweeted by Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺 @TheTedAllen My editor is absolutely wonderful and the literal only anchor I have. This is so true @Scaachi I really appreciate this @NicoleChilders Honestly, this is what I neededI wish more writers were transparent about the “get your ass kicked” part of the book writing process!People who have written books: This process is kicking my ass, do you have words of encouragement? @Zetylin @imaldri @JanKlaa92609576 Sis I tried to save you
10/20
2020
@Diamond_Dog13 No, cover themSomeone please unbreak this story.pretty geeked on my *first* vogue cover, with my muse and bright light in my life @IndyaMoore. 🖤🖤🖤🖤 https://t.co/DXWoGAS9TC
Retweeted by Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺So. I’m putting two pieces of duct tape over the top inch of my laptop and never joining a meeting with video ever again. Got it.So this is shaming. From an experiment embedded in new survey by @PRRIpoll https://t.co/ZjbQlJkEM3 https://t.co/loqRxC4i8F
Retweeted by Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺Nothing is more humbling than naming a file “PROJECT FINAL VERSION 2.”
10/19
2020
We have to admit that the rise of disinformation is due, in part, to the fact that the journalism industry didn’t t… https://t.co/nQk4mCpBSF @jdesmondharris I swear that y’all are my favorite twitter heterosexualsMy favorite part of journalism twitter is the “I got my first byline today!” tweets. I’m always like, “yes sis, enj… https://t.co/ECWgCkXqwp @_RockyJ_ @nytimes Congrats!“I didn’t see my first Broadway show until three years before I was on Broadway myself.” https://t.co/1R5XqJggBi @dellcam Not that I’m fully awake, this gets the lmao it deserves @larastapleton Right? It’s the Midwood/Flatbush area! @larastapleton Nah, I live in a neighborhood of mostly black immigrant homeowners, and these old Jamaican men love country music lol
10/18
2020
@MaraGay THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY, BEAT THAT PAVEMENT @jeanuh_ The lack of coverage across the board made absolutely no sense to me! I’m like...are there no black music editors anywhere?
10/17
2020
No one: 80% of editors I pitch: https://t.co/g2yjzpFboi
Retweeted by Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺 @BrentNYT I’m gonna get to it! @BlairImani I refuse to believe it was a coincidence! @BlairImani I emailed her back to ask if it were a coincidenceMy book editor emailed me a “friendly reminder” to respond to her email TODAY 60 seconds after I tweeted this. https://t.co/dweCf2Q4pvI’m going to retweet this every day.If I owe you an email, I’m so sorry, but I’m not responding to it today. @DemiShields Oh yeah, it’s really fun @paigefinnn I met both my book agent and the Dean who hired me as a professor through Twitter. @LEBassett This is from someone I know, so I haven’t looked at their page (beyond the analytics), but it seems to b… https://t.co/oErhOAuh71If you’re wondering, this puts you in the “Top 6%” of OnlyFans creators208 Subscribers $8/month $1664 Total - $332.80 OnlyFans commission $1341.20 Take Home For “maybe an hour a day” of work.A not-at-all famous person I know just told me how much money they make on OnlyFans, and I think it’s going to take… https://t.co/o5WmbctRe4My friends miss getting dressed up for the club so much. I was just told to “pull a look” for a pumpkin picking trip.
10/16
2020
It’s late and I’m emotional so I’m looking for my high school teachers on LinkedIn and telling them how much they inspired me.
10/15
2020
@Donald_JDrumpf My hometown paper, @freep, doesn’t have a wine club, as far as I know! @Donald_JDrumpf Convenient, dependable, adjustable according to your preferences and available with alcohol if you live in a big city, yes.My Top 3 Foreign Cries: 1. Sobbing in Cape Town Int Airport 2. Shedding at tear in Berghain, in Berlin, because e… https://t.co/nTQ3o3Z64HI would give anything to cry on public transit in a foreign city right now.I’m going to start watching TV shows in Spanish to help me become more conversational. What’s the gayest, messiest… https://t.co/YdpLzwyOLM @tyler_harper Or worse, depending on who you ask @Inkaman The Oxford comma is still trash, don’t bring that into this
10/14
2020
Em dashes are the cilantro of journalism. @taylorcrumpton Are you supposed to report tweets like this to the CIA or FBI?Never have I wanted to be an angsty, heart broken white woman in 1950s Paris more than after watching that season of Mrs. Maisel.This is the only Emily in Paris I recognize. https://t.co/FLIBl1kq36 @deonjhampton Congrats!
10/13
2020
@cdawnfly420 Oh wait I definitely just replied to the wrong thread. This one is more simple—EiP is trash lolHey, journalism students 👋🏼 I don’t say this enough, but I truly believe that journalists should have hobbies that… https://t.co/8vmvY6NbBu
Retweeted by Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺My job just told us that the earliest we’ll be back in the office is July 2021, and I’m afraid that my code switchi… https://t.co/vjHiHo0VKx
10/12
2020
@lindsaycrouse I’m clocking 2017 times, so I say...enjoy it!
10/11
2020
@marissaaevans Yeah but I always make fun of ppl who do that, then I realized...I’m making fun of myselfOne day, I’ll be secure enough in my identity that I won’t feel the need to put my entire resume in my Twitter bio. @bijanstephen Bijan I want to seeTHE LADY IN SWEETGREEN SAW MY CROCS AND THANKED ME FOR WORKING IN MEDICINE!!! IM NOT A DOCTOR MA’AM IM JUST GAY!!!!!!!!!
Retweeted by Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺I have the privilege of being a part of the expansive community of black creatives who live in Brooklyn, and, as pa… https://t.co/VMiQgY4KMW @fmanjoo Wait no then my tweet won’t make sense
10/9
2020
@AsteadWesley Yes officer, this is the tweet @JasmynBeKnowing Is this a straight thing or am I just late to something?That “the fly is Mike Pence’s only Black friend” is WILDLY racist lmao. Wtf
Retweeted by Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺 @caroncreighton @LeesieB66 @NotesFromHeL That’s why we need the story!
10/8
2020
@hooleil Black American — Shrimp and Grits, Mac and Cheese, any grilled part of a dead pigHomecoming is among fall’s most anticipated events. For HBCU students and graduates, it’s more than just a football… https://t.co/7IjRaFeZp3
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10/7
2020
The more I hear about President Trump's covid treatment, the more I think about the late James Brooks, an 80-year-o… https://t.co/7SJ8KP5ZEh
Retweeted by Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺 @sidneyfussell Oh bb lolWhat does cuffin' season look like during a pandemic? @Jonesieman and I break it down for you. Thank you to all the… https://t.co/2k669wlhYC
Retweeted by Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺No one on my block knows what the alternate side parking rules are anymore, so every day at 11, a bunch of us go ou… https://t.co/vNmEPrIihe @urbangaygriot 5 on my bed, 1 on the floor and one in an amazon box waiting to join the rest.
10/6
2020
@1AndrewK It’s state-by-state but here’s a federal website to guide you: https://t.co/ARQbBVj3WO @KittyLeSiren @Mrsbowmanocsa Check out the link at the end of the thread, it has detailed instructions for your state!
10/5
2020

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