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Introvert comms type and herder of academics | dog-obsessed | observer | irreverence as standard | ISTP | ex-Mensan | opinions own (occasionally)

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Joined Twitter 2/15/20


I found out my blood group this week.. B positive https://t.co/lNtrG7y9v2
7/6
2020
@RoyGoodacre Mama didn’t raise no fool! @RoyGoodacre May I recommend doing that whilst watching programmes like The Biggest Loser? Most motivational.. @suzeloves @stellacreasy This would have been me except for booking an early private scan on a whim. Except the fol… https://t.co/XTKEaqSlkj @jpjhall @MicroTanya @BioMickWatson @leilaluheshi @WvSchaik @RoyGoodacre I didn’t need a car for years and years. C… https://t.co/1kpghER0GN @jpjhall @BioMickWatson @WvSchaik @leilaluheshi @RoyGoodacre United enemy - pedestrians who run out into the road like cats.. @MicroTanya @jpjhall @BioMickWatson @leilaluheshi @WvSchaik @RoyGoodacre There’s the vote for safer infrastructure… https://t.co/s4FNbntUup @BioMickWatson @jpjhall @leilaluheshi @WvSchaik There is another thing to consider: children. You can do your bit f… https://t.co/wiE6bEdfef
7/4
2020
@astacus Decent sats I’d say! I got my husband one of these. Also tracked his pulse for when he was watching the football 😄Really pleased this is now public. Looking forward to working with @c4pr_liv @livunicmr @SheffieldAPS and the… https://t.co/UlQocFfEmP
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7/3
2020
If you have a pet please fill in this survey which aims to understand the role of companion animals during Covid. S… https://t.co/C8r7Ttvhiy
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7/2
2020
Arguing with three year old over watching Flipper: “No! It’s an adult’s programme!” He’s bloody well watching it… https://t.co/puoYkHtcce
7/1
2020
@PdGilbert https://t.co/hwmcDeKNBM @LouiseMColley Little R, aged 7, to Dad the other day... " Urgh, stop moanin' about your 'first world' problems" 🤣🤣🤣
Retweeted by Louise ColleyHome schooling first lesson success: Taught three year old to brandish cake at his Dad whilst asking “you not brought nowt?”
6/30
2020
@Reebola95 @StewPlaistow and @jay_salsa are fellowship gurus. Not to mention @ksbakes @TheLadybirdman @plant_DOM @Siderophile @jpjhallVery happy to share this new Daphnia paper from @MeganHasoon and myself linking maternal effects, embryogenesis and… https://t.co/F5lMHmmDkM
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6/29
2020
Has anyone seen @GNev2? 👀 #WheresGary https://t.co/MSNoSaBdwD
Retweeted by Louise Colley @edemmott I admire your use of the past tense but keep going. @MerielGJones I’m glad it’s not just me appreciating the rain. A peaceful allotment sounds very appealing. @edemmott https://t.co/i0G6PCT7b9Reasons to be cheerful: 1) @LFC have won the league 2) pay day! 3) we have a 3 day weekend to look forward to cou… https://t.co/AdPNAkVWbM
Retweeted by Louise Colley @MerielGJones “An allotment”. The question is, was it your allotment? I have visions of you raiding plots, pink panther style.. @ChrisDeputy Now if you said coffee cake, I could do that.. @ChrisDeputy Never.
6/26
2020
Oh my god!!!!! https://t.co/jbrTVYJnHt
Retweeted by Louise Colley @ChrisDeputy I was afraid that was going to be a picture of you in your pants thenAh yes, it’s that time of the year when I dust off my naff ceiling fans and remember why I kept them. Curtains and windows closed ✅
6/25
2020
@ChrisDeputy I think a big bar of chocolate could stop you.. 🍫
6/24
2020
@TweedieChap Yes (except for the typo - metres) @DrRachelFloyd It’s a shame Church of Misery is taken.
6/23
2020
@DrSimonCook1 I read this as 'Christopher Biggins bursts', which I'm pleased is not true, though very sad for the loss of Sir Ian.
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6/19
2020
@TheMontyDon @OctopetalaDry ❤️
6/16
2020
Calling all @LivUni, @LJMU and @LSTMnews academics, PGRs and PS staff, sign up for Angela Saini’s Q&A session on ra… https://t.co/tkCp0yHDW4
Retweeted by Louise ColleyAs part of our @The_MRC Festival of Science, our team have prepared a series of videos to highlight the work that w… https://t.co/evzW3K8xFC
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6/15
2020
The whole of Liverpool can be grateful for the incredible NHS lab here. I can testify how hard they’ve been working… https://t.co/dBXn1WOBf8
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6/12
2020
Oh James, do you want to go to Nanny’s? I think you do... https://t.co/qt00JJQmnHWould be really grateful if some of the mums that follow me could take this survey. @livuniHLS we are planning som… https://t.co/uowivmw1UH
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6/10
2020
@ChrisDeputy No. https://t.co/JoQ4NhFdjUVacancy alert! 🚨 If you have experience of quantitative proteomics workflows, incl. LC-MS, LFQ, TMT, SILAC gained w… https://t.co/A5KtYxBRmi
Retweeted by Louise ColleyIn silico prediction of structure and function for a large family of transmembrane proteins that includes human Tme… https://t.co/3PqBy4dTvn
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6/9
2020
@z_rattray @kizzythechemist Two things: curly girl method and potentially unicorn cut (at home). I definitely advise the first at least.
6/6
2020
@DrJamesTorpey Nope. I’m not really even a fan of the food. Didn’t matter though. Apparently young James was a ter… https://t.co/GjdiYmh3r8Just sat in a McDonald’s queue for an hour. It’s been dreadful, no interruptions, just listening to the radio. No 3… https://t.co/DBg9Wamd0f @Svgebn HLSISMIB - hate SMIB 😀
6/5
2020
@DrRachelFloyd Sorry, who the fuck can detect a peacock by only sound? Is this Zen’s influence?
6/4
2020
This is a difficult time for students and it is important they have clarity about what to expect. We have published… https://t.co/80eb5smakW
Retweeted by Louise ColleyMission accomplished https://t.co/ERMsaMJQXbPark life https://t.co/idNKdVpq7q @MxBadgerNorth @Letterstomyname Actually yes, a version of this work could work too. “I’m not quite sure why my nam… https://t.co/Ir5T4sWhGJ @Letterstomyname If applicable, something along the lines of “if anyone requires any clarification, please let me k… https://t.co/tsdgkDBpJjLHP has teamed up with @NIHRCRN_nwcoast to launch COVID-COVER. #COVIDCOVER identifies volunteers from across the L… https://t.co/ef4zzxlXnI
Retweeted by Louise ColleyQuick question: should workplaces rota in a) minimum number of people undertaking more shifts b) maximum number of… https://t.co/71jDNGcsLm
6/3
2020
Want to know your chances of surviving hospitalisation with COVID19? Use this handy risk calculator from the ISARIC… https://t.co/pq9cfJdUE5
Retweeted by Louise ColleyThe Paradise Garden (& Nell) https://t.co/tHIcMf5tQv
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6/2
2020
@TeamKnowhowUK What exactly is the timeline for your responses? It’s been over two weeks now, which is frankly shit… https://t.co/cqBS6nRcnG
5/30
2020
@edemmott In the sun, in Abercromby Square (now open) @OctopetalaDry Oh yes, the self-styled King of the Grill. He’s a teacher too and wears his “don’t make me use my te… https://t.co/ltyr8fa0ZATrying to work but distracted by neighbour in his inflatable hot tub threatening to knock out his young daughter if… https://t.co/JcbMRCxFnQ
5/29
2020
Wondering how the limit of an hour screen time has held up over lockdown.. #BritainsBestParentPost docs, be warned! https://t.co/Q6y88ODcS0 @ChrisDeputy @peterkinderman Bless you, been arranging your background again? Next time you need to include photos… https://t.co/3BcVFtb1nT @professor_dave Even if you haven’t, it would make sense to go with the person whose contacts are limited. Proactiv… https://t.co/jpbh0Df7Jv @professor_dave You ask your family member, 99% certain that you’ve both already had COVID a while back. Entirely j… https://t.co/pBrZt9Tw0D
5/28
2020
Looks like Taoiseach Leo Varadkar's boyfriend is giving him a belly rub. Much like the Irish media. https://t.co/9GUMCNcAz3
Retweeted by Louise ColleyThree and he’s already quoting Jethro Tull: “Sitting on a park bench..” https://t.co/h2alF7NIYk @ChrisDeputy It’s something to wish for! @fesshole @ChrisDeputy
5/25
2020
"Just because Boris Johnson and the Prince of Wales have had #Covid19 doesn’t mean the disease strikes all people e… https://t.co/cHvYNqUYwW
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5/24
2020
The lesser spotted sleeping three year old.. https://t.co/QvTl5NJN4R @Ms_VOD Balance is good. @EL_Cartledge No but I would like them now!
5/23
2020
@Ms_VOD I’m both shocked and appalled.
5/22
2020
If you're a PI filling out forms for reopening and lying about the activities your lab members need to engage in fo… https://t.co/OpcUaUqKx0
Retweeted by Louise Colley @ChrisDeputy I just saw a running group of about 10 emerge from the woods. I think the Lycra must have cut off the… https://t.co/3Y5H3sgWJv @Zen_of_Science Ooh then I may have to go tomorrow. @Zen_of_Science So demanding. Can’t you just be content with popping to Birkenhead Park to be followed around by a murder of crows?The extremely talented @HelsArtandSci has drawn this magnificent sketch for my thesis! She is also currently open f… https://t.co/U8tBlHWpLB
Retweeted by Louise Colley @whitmorewhite @chilligourmets @jay_salsa @dingers76yahoo1 @TeamKnowhowUK Over a week now and no response. Really not good enough.Seems appropriate to share again whilst we’re remote working on Global Accessibility Awareness Day - my top 10 tips… https://t.co/5ZkSqb93JY
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5/21
2020
@AnnaGSlater Bank holiday so no zooms? A small win. Admittedly household staff would be better.
5/20
2020
Prof Calum Semple @TweedieChap joined @BBCBreakfast to discuss addition of smell/taste loss to UK's #Covid19 sympto… https://t.co/thRzqr3HgC
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5/19
2020
@OctopetalaDry https://t.co/R6rOHAy8MnTough start to the week? It’s a bank holiday on Monday
5/18
2020
@Zen_of_Science “I’ve joined a gym” - hurry, they’re planning how to dispose of my body. Life / love / family quot… https://t.co/u53NgwsO4rMany kids have an aversion to eating their greens. Our education team have found a few videos that will hopefully t… https://t.co/nfqMmPirGz
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5/16
2020
@fesshole I'm a 40-year-old 'Jelly Baby'. I have 4 mummies that each pay me £5 a month for 2 hour meets. That's £20… https://t.co/aZKwxdEJzF
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5/15
2020
❗ Don't forget, #MerseyTunnels tolls are reinstated from 6am tomorrow morning, so make sure you're ready: ☑️ Top u… https://t.co/gTbZxugcV9
Retweeted by Louise ColleyWondering how long I can hide in the bathroom each day without raising suspicion / rebellion @andy___jones I think you need to get them started on watching Bob Ross https://t.co/lFdOOvKOhj @CollieGirI Do you feel groggy now? Or maybe decide later! 😀 @CollieGirI Did it work? The one time I tried Night Nurse I slept for 17 hours, waking once to make a sandwich and… https://t.co/chUVvnCDoX
5/13
2020
@ChrisDeputy https://t.co/bRvZxsxS9S @ChrisDeputy Deluded. You wish you had the hair. Yours is soon to go on a silent retreat. @ChrisDeputy Become me. @Pollardg80 @LivUni Agreed. James likes to time rampages for them. I like to think he’s helping keep them short. Th… https://t.co/5gy5JJkJZ2 @curryspcworld @distortedjon Gave up after over an hour and it’s now past 6 so imagine it won’t get answered. Not i… https://t.co/qDSBJC9C1x @distortedjon @curryspcworld I don’t know about you but I called the number in my purchase email, got through to so… https://t.co/oG5mqHUTFyI'm doing 5k every day in May - helping raise funds and awareness for @SRthorpehall Sue Ryder Thorpe Hall Hospice i… https://t.co/bUVXCt7tbb
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5/12
2020

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