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Louis Virtel @louisvirtel Gloss Glamgeles

Verbal voguer. Actressexual. #KeepIt cohost on Crooked Media.

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Joined Twitter 9/11/08


@TheFienPrint I'm Meryl coming back to avenge the death of my son, Sharp Objects Twitter.I hope there are meetings on Big Little Lies about creating GIF-ready content every episode. “Meryl, can you end yo… https://t.co/2RBv9PXypf @lifeserial “Get an apartment. Stock the fridge. And invite me over. We’re having a girls night.”Big Little Lies is mostly about watching Oscar-winning actresses snap “Get in the car” at scared children.
6/17
2019
@kathygriffin Wrong, I own them, everyone must borrow them from me @GinaGrad I also LOVE Rose! @GinaGrad, you are my Soul Spark! @joshgondelman Why thank you! You're so rad and generous and everybody here knows it. @joshgondelman Normal night for me but if you're still giving pep talks, I'll take one! @EricDSnider More than one Best Picture nominee with that title!Dreading Beto walking on all the podiums at the debate.
6/16
2019
@DaveHolmes I stand by everything you write about pop music or any other topic 100%Taylor Swift threw the first bachelorette party at Stonewall.
6/15
2019
@ianmichaelstone I'm always wondering about Meryl's dialogue input. Since she wrote the big monologue in KRAMER VS.… https://t.co/7giu2yUaJK"It's a beautiful day. You're a whore, aren't you, Madeline?" -Meryl Streep starting a conversation in Big Little Lies @justinkirkland4 Cher calls her "Mary Louise Streep" in her Oscar speech @speriod I'm pretty high on this song @ira I DON'T SEARCH I FIND seems to be the big winner @ira This makes me feel better after your insane Jodie/Daria take @kathygriffin I'm sure there's a retired pageant mother up to the task? @rachsyme I can’t explain it, it bothers me that she didn’t write the lyrics to “It’s Too Late”
6/14
2019
@JarettSays @AndyHerren It ends on the stage of her SCHOOL PLAY. That is a sub-Shelby Woo climax. @AndyHerren I wish someone would take you again!Sarah Huckabee Sanders handled her job like a drunk person at a traffic stop denying she's in a car at all. @miketvladue @TVMoJoe @Millsy11374 I will do it in full Anne Robinson drag if I mustLOVE, SIMON overtakes THE NOTEBOOK for cutest romcom Ferris Wheel scene and look what happens. https://t.co/NXEXUVVIT4 @WilliamBibbiani @AWolfeful This is Margot Kidder-drinking-beer-at-the-police-station cool. Congrats! @MarcSnetiker The uncomfortable truth is it depends on how much of a whore Hamm isOn this week's #KeepIt, actress @MoreReginaHall joins @ira @louisvirtel and @kararbrown to talk about how she still… https://t.co/za45gp4W27
Retweeted by Louis VirtelI love that "coming out" for straight white people is believing something stupid.
6/13
2019
I get to chat with one of my heroes while you ALL WATCH. Come to Outfest July 25 as I lead a discussion with the de… https://t.co/eJGcVAMPBsNew #KeepIt! @ira @KaraRBrown & @louisvirtel talk the #TonyAwards, the alleged toxicity on the Grey's Anatomy set &… https://t.co/ezeT7dgddg
Retweeted by Louis VirtelThis is the best breakdown of the 2020 Dem walkout music choices that you will ever hear ⁦@KaraRBrown⁩ ⁦… https://t.co/vTTZfJVgzZ
Retweeted by Louis VirtelBig Little Lies spoilers are unique. I don't care if you give away a murder, but I'll be devastated if you tell me… https://t.co/UoseD7ysF3
6/12
2019
Regina BEEN Hall! New #KeepIt tomorrow! @louisvirtel @KaraRBrown @MoreReginaHall @crookedmedia https://t.co/DSH0YDaUh8
Retweeted by Louis Virtel @joereid I can only think of six at the moment but I know one is true queen DIANA RIGG. Forever the second greates… https://t.co/JJAXRl3sxy @joereid Actually life-changing. I wanted to be the superheroic gay men onscreen.I love that Big Little Lies is basically a half dozen of your favorite actresses saying “We’ll see about THAT” to e… https://t.co/6Uyqu38nCz
6/11
2019
I love the Tonys because all of these people have been preparing to give an emotional speech their entire lives.
6/10
2019
@ira Careful, you’re intersecting with my brand https://t.co/t7lY3i43gn @mollymcnearney I am honestly not the same after that story.Happy LA pride and many spinning bird kicks from me and my second gay icon ever (after Vanna White, of course). For… https://t.co/e0CrZ2O3pPDid someone at Twitter pitch "What if this was a website where we all agreed on the humanity and grace of Keanu Ree… https://t.co/Z0vdXRrycj @rudemrlang @17days @cathydennis Damn she still sounds immaculateIt’s Pride weekend and I expect Elizabeth Warren to jump into the splits.
6/9
2019
@DPD_ These past few have been bizarre @MajorPhilebrity Jesus CHRIST
6/8
2019
@17days @ira Never knew LAUGHS like this before. @OliverSava Did I lie about the superiority of "Runaway"?! @FeldmanAdam @TheTonyAwards @TimeOutNewYork @TimeOutTheater @PattiLuPone @Lin_Manuel @LadyJHOLLIDAY @BettyBuckleyhttps://t.co/9yQm3uIc1GThere are a lot of overalls in gay culture right now and it feels like half my friends identity as "sexy Barney & Friends cast member."If gays can trick angry heterosexuals into performing a parade, we might be too powerful.
Retweeted by Louis Virtel @McJesse Yes to this joke @Nathan_Pensky I've sent this emissary to do the good work https://t.co/bXklWUY0dl @Nathan_Pensky Anybody who tries to sneak Amy Adams on to the same list with Jessica Alba and Adam Sandler isn't se… https://t.co/j7EcQ55a63If gays can trick angry heterosexuals into performing a parade, we might be too powerful.
6/7
2019
@CollinGossel Really love this @cameronjawesome @actuallyclint "Is she a sphinx or simply stupid?" @kylebuchanan Brie Larson beat Cate Blanchett, Charlotte Rampling, and Saoirse Ronan for an Oscar and I'm not mad a… https://t.co/XchBQfnlZg @speriod @SAMGREIS My rights @speriod @SAMGREIS What don't you understand about Gwyneth Paltrow singing "Party All the Time" @ksausville This is... beyond wordsIt is very annoying how Elizabeth Warren is the best but still promises to do better? @jillboard Laura Nyro starring Lady Gaga, done
6/6
2019
@mcterzakis @JaySixOfEarth2 She came up on the podcast today! Loved her in "Georgia" @JamesUrbaniak When people call Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson the lone romantic holdouts in Hollywood when we have a pe… https://t.co/iO0n6JmjhzMy dream is to sit around with Liz Warren after the pride parade with ten queer friends and debate who should play… https://t.co/jdnznR7AWR @drmattdambrosio Cheri Oteri as Barbara Walters telling Debbie Matenopoulos, "Get in your cage" @speriod "Walking on Air" is a top 5 KP track? I think this counts as unpopular?One of my favorite episodes ever. https://t.co/g7hH3kthR5 @kathygriffin I love when you ask if there are straight men in your audience and the question elicits, like, a sole guttural moanEach float in the straight pride parade is 10 guys explaining a different Coen brothers movie to you.
6/5
2019
ICON @TichinaArnold is on #KeepIt tomorrow! @louisvirtel @KaraRBrown @crookedmedia https://t.co/HRbbPAakGx
Retweeted by Louis Virtel @YinkaDoubleDare It occurred to me recently that I will keep aging and this GIF will remain the same. Chills. @pricepeterson It's entertaining in every variation -- if it's a tight game, an up-and-down game, or one with a cle… https://t.co/tUyunhYw8BWe pretend Jeopardy! is a slow game show you watch at your grandparents' place but many episodes feature Olympic-le… https://t.co/wvHGfnmexTEven hell has a community theater production of Show Boat https://t.co/kVx8A8glEZ @DPD_ Crackle from Rice Krispies falling on hard times
6/4
2019
@NekoCase @coldantlerfarm Athleisure origin queen
6/3
2019
@ItsMattSteele Sporty radiates HUMANITY. She always seems (to me) to be having the best time. @kmarti01 I love Ginger because she’s truly the most Madonna (loves men + laughs at men with equal glee) but Sporty… https://t.co/S0BXHB02ix @RussellH88 @Ezra_Caraveo Not even close?It’s Pride month so you have to either come out or admit the best Spice Girl is Sporty. @joereid Surely they kept in Elton calling Madonna a fairground stripper after her Golden Globe win? @joereid Was there a full act devoted to Elton and Tina Turner sparring during rehearsal at Divas Live ‘99
6/2
2019
@DPD_ Amazing actresses are, in fact, amazing and I don't like when they're treated like loopy Real Housewives at a fan convention. @TJ_Burns_Nc The only thing Morrissey and I have in common is a furrowed brow and a fivehead. @DPD_ Yeah, it feels like tricking them for a cheap laugh.Every Pride it is my duty to remind you: Oscar Wilde died for our sins AND was funny, so Jesus is irrelevant. @Elizbethperkins @kathygriffin I’m on it. @PatchNavillus Now I'm dreaming of Charlotte Pickles calling me a faggot over the phone.Happy birthday to my nemesis @jonfavs https://t.co/EqwYpP2Jku
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6/1
2019
We need a Real World reboot where people stop being real and start getting polite.A great Katy Perry song makes me want to take a pair of hedge clippers and slash all my jeans into ass-high cutoffs.If the sequel isn’t called Rocketman II: The Bitch Is Back, we riot.
5/31
2019
@ryanoconn I’ll be walking alongside your float screaming from start to finishif you've ever had a curiosity about film festival culture or would like an interesting (non-spoiler-y) perspective… https://t.co/tJgsdUKaAD
Retweeted by Louis VirtelI’m the guest on this week’s #KeepIt where I talk about Tarantino and twerking, mostly. Put it in your ears!… https://t.co/OfAZUv1Jwk
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5/30
2019
@hrachovec She was on The Good Wife too!Bob Mueller came close but in my eyes he failed to explain the definition of camp.New #KeepIt! Quentin Tarantino stirs up controversy at Cannes & @kylebuchanan joins @ira @louisvirtel & @KaraRBrownhttps://t.co/YhyH9ZO5W3
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5/29
2019

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