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lto @lto Portland, Oregon

Bon vivant. Dilettante. Scholar. Mother. Logistics Goddess.

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Joined Twitter 3/15/08


"A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her."
9/10
2015
I've never stopped; I simply forgot that I love you. However, every time I look at you I'm reminded of how I can never stop loving you.
9/7
2015
Mondays as usual. https://t.co/PfBo57pHLMAll I've got to say is "what the fuck?" Followed by I quit. http://t.co/1viql5Lhkw
8/3
2015
Ladies of the PDX Metro Area: Guys you ACTUALLY want to see are hitting balls at Red Tail. Including this kid... http://t.co/tXjIoupO2D
8/2
2013
Sleep feels the way pizza tastes
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9/22
2013
@lenadunham Read George Sand's Wikipedia page for equally horny ugliness!
9/15
2013
Baba's Viva la Chicken recipe is up. http://t.co/oET0qJ53IOI love sleeping in my boyfriend's basketball shorts when he is out of town.All the rumors about turning 30 are true. I haven't left for the night yet and I'm already to come home. #vcsweatpants #eyemakeupremover
8/17
2013
Frank on a hiatus from tent life. http://t.co/l1C3OTKRgwGirl: "Julia Roberts wore something very similar in Pretty Woman." Stacy: "She played a hooker..."Vine 1 https://t.co/vikSMMIvOn
8/16
2013
In the words of my beautiful Meggie May: "life is too short, we could be in Paris right now." We have valid passports...Shannon Elizabeth, as in hot American Pie chick, is on What Not To Wear... Questionable. @jbcoopy @indogg99 fox puppeteer may be another good back up plan for you, babe.Frank sent a ton of pictures this morning. Clearly dude has forgotten that his #1 job is bear duty. http://t.co/LO17Lx1CBQFrank is on bear duty at Sullivan's Slough. John has assured him that there are no bears at that… http://t.co/1B3PD4bz2z
8/15
2013
Jack's new thing when leaving me messages: "Hi Lauren, it's me, Jack!" @jbcoopy Look who made it to Idaho with @indogg99 and is beginning the bear watch! http://t.co/jBf7hZygVC
8/14
2013
@indogg99 There are two copies of the same Lost Boyz album in your car! Must have jacked one from you that I already own... @jbcoopy To be completely honest, I sent Frank with @indogg99 to set up the tent and John from bears in my absence. @indogg99 @jbcoopy I think I forgot to pack Frank's life jacket. Don't let him drown, Jack would be devastated.Frank the Fox is @indogg99 's co-pilot. Happy trails you two! http://t.co/qFgxR0vS7r
8/13
2013
Love @JasonDufner 's references to "looks" and "run" in his post match comments. #hoopsfan
8/11
2013
Awesome time at lunch with @indogg99 too many stories to get caught up on. Some day well write a book of course Ill have to do the editing
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8/5
2013
Sick of shopping before @indogg99 #firsttimeforeverything #isithappyhouryet
8/4
2013
The Pink Kitty courtesy of Katharine at The Wurst Bar! It was a collaborative effort! http://t.co/GSbUU2x0R8
7/4
2013
Old school lockbox. ❤ http://t.co/UYIEV1cImT
6/24
2013
Congrats coach Innes. Could not have happened to a better guyWorked so hard for so long and deserves it so much. Just don't move my bracket
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3/14
2012
Play words with me in the @ http://t.co/DhtbpoAt
9/28
2011
For some reason, I type "bokers" when I'm trying to type "brokers." Bah. Particularly when typing "Broker's Instructions to Escrow."
6/25
2011
loves it when she barely has to hit the brakes the whole drive to work.
6/24
2009
You guys are a tough crowd!
5/17
2009

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