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Making quality tweets since 1886. A great judge of soups. A fan of public libraries. (He/Him)

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@partbearpartnot Your tattoo is next level.Cursed tweet https://t.co/kuFBypcbzK
5/26
2019
Reminder for myself and anyone who needs it. https://t.co/FbeLpLnWp2
Retweeted by LukeI think we all have in our heads a picture of what the top of Mount Everest looks like and this is not it https://t.co/34YuJu92la
Retweeted by LukeWhen the Disney film started rolling and lil homie hit that toe touch u knew life was good https://t.co/QfYVgW2QdZ
Retweeted by Luke @danblackroyd @elizapebble_ Haven't seen this show but LAU👏RA👏 DERN👏tag someone you know who loves music https://t.co/6sJZMdW1fS
Retweeted by Luke @madebygoogle My mother and I have been experiencing the same issue with "Identify this song" this past month on Go… https://t.co/v92XkmAaJDThis thread is so dark. My word. https://t.co/qnNA8vnLqV
5/25
2019
I took Chem 100 this Spring semester and this is what it consisted of :) https://t.co/szywu0edn2
Retweeted by LukeContrapoints is simply one of the best channels on YouTube. Period. https://t.co/6ODL2HU300 @ripcorbin https://t.co/BwQk3bJuHVThis review is incredibly well written. Definitely give it a read. I really want to try this game. https://t.co/SyPqgnchjgSomehow, the Terminator: Dark Fate trailer posted by Arnold on reddit turned into an AMA and someone asked about Co… https://t.co/YO60n3Iuut
Retweeted by Luke @austin_walker One of the most terrifying things in Far Cry 2 is that sound cue of an engine revving whenever someo… https://t.co/FVahC2k7fTbowling alley screens when you get a strike: https://t.co/CQyGRUpzoT
Retweeted by Luke @theneedledrop responding to all the requests for album reviews ... "And you get an album review, and you get an al… https://t.co/m9OYeFrZ66When a band dies their music catalog doesn’t disappear from stores, royalties are still paid. When game studios di… https://t.co/TwKSl7GhKO
Retweeted by Luke @ripcorbin Taste the rainbow
5/24
2019
this is really, really something: researchers developed a way to make "perfectly realistic" fake videos of faces, u… https://t.co/UoiPHjGMsA
Retweeted by LukeThis has fully broken me (needs sound. Oh god it needs sound) https://t.co/wrLdCotMfi
Retweeted by LukeMy new hobby is finding poorly titled or just plain odd LetGo listings. https://t.co/hhcxa1Gbvd
Retweeted by LukeHey, I need y’all to Rt this tweet. I’m looking for black women writers. I’m trying to build my community. I’m look… https://t.co/D8P9UKW3yt
Retweeted by Luke @iiAKJ Born to be a part of the teamWhat is your weirdest or most unique link to fame? Mine is that my uncle designed the cows in Twister. https://t.co/6daRwd2tLb
Retweeted by Luke @Mack82671603 @AriWRees I interviewed him for a report back in highschool about the privatization of space. @Mack82671603 @AriWRees Ron!Still my favorite @theneedledrop insult lmaooo https://t.co/Akh1XvgzC1
Retweeted by Luke @elizapebble_ @carolynmaeee SameStill the best thing to come out of 8 seasons of Game Of Thrones https://t.co/tvQekOXSrF
Retweeted by Luke @gabegundacker You're a legend my dudeMY DEBUT TV PERFORMANCE WAS A DISASTER. TO EVERYONE WHO STAYED UP TO WATCH, I’M SORRY I LET YOU DOWN! https://t.co/lVqQcXnq76
Retweeted by LukeThis video has brought me to a stunning realization. Stephen A. Smith has major George Costanza energy. https://t.co/t90ncYOjZO
Retweeted by Luke @AriWRees My grandpa helped design the SSRB's (the white boosters on the side) for the space shuttle! https://t.co/QbA8w0ks9l
5/23
2019
Hey @dannyodwyer, if I had a few questions for you about working in Video Production, how should I go about getting those to you?'Dota Auto Chess' is being forked into two commercial versions of a mod of a game which is itself a commercial vers… https://t.co/Io94XVECp7
Retweeted by Luke @OneTrickTofani @CSPstuff Getting some David Lynch vibes. Love it!no one: seriously, absolutely not one soul: me: https://t.co/PNetGIj2Gu
Retweeted by LukeZUU MAY 31ST https://t.co/AGazdDuf8B https://t.co/kKcdUUestZ
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5/22
2019
fr this time I actually agree with James Charles, just watch this https://t.co/OvLKzcRscl
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Retweeted by Lukethe explanation for why he-man has a tiger is one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my life and i have to sh… https://t.co/Excrn3JY88
Retweeted by LukeHe sounds so presidential. @PeteButtigieg is so impressive. Watch and RT https://t.co/XUvIyLikeM
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Retweeted by Lukei'm sorry i just really really love this so so much and i need everyone to know that it made me laugh out loud https://t.co/qk8Z4hGjpr
Retweeted by LukeGetting mad at the SJWs over at Nintendo for bowing to the pressure and making a nice version of the mean sun that… https://t.co/zHPSvK3MoG
Retweeted by Luke @jhill1181 You can really notice the subtle narrative tones here of lady having something to do with dragon. Fun shot, though. @ripcorbin 🔥ownin the libs with my diamond sword and logic🔥. This is an essay onThis is so reckless and irresponsible. Reporters (including me!) regularly clean up habitual parts of language—"lik… https://t.co/3xKft8fgYN
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5/21
2019
@xsqoof @PlayApex https://t.co/NjuxFuuckv
Retweeted by Lukeimagine a world where david video & robert games never met
Retweeted by LukeTrump is preparing to pardon this man. This is horrifying, sickening, disgusting. https://t.co/AAeaRdjt0L
5/20
2019
I can’t stop laughing https://t.co/SppYWZKYvD
Retweeted by Luke @JosephJBroni Not to mention the ... Actually, I could name multiple more but that's enough. @JosephJBroni Follow up. Seen it, and I can confirm it's incredible. The knife throwing and Halle Berry fight scene… https://t.co/d8BIgzgLFm
5/19
2019
my tiktok might be the most chaotic thing on the planet https://t.co/mS5uhNfv4n
Retweeted by LukeThis is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. https://t.co/1jrgpML1gfThe Guardian is updating our style guide to accurately reflect the nature of the environmental crisis. “Climate ch… https://t.co/nuJdEW3sEz
Retweeted by LukeJust checking that you've all seen this https://t.co/ZmxUz4dGWB
Retweeted by LukeThe Firefox Preview browser is so good on Android mobile I'm not using Chrome on my Pixel anymore. Definitely look… https://t.co/8Y3Ba7HvjFsame energy https://t.co/uV0hSjbZeV
Retweeted by Lukei think it would be fucking stupid to be a fat ass caterpillar and have your entire body be made out of weak points
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5/18
2019
haha, a black high school should have a “white” day where you *checks notes* shoot everyone because you’re sad https://t.co/lABaUNVYPU
Retweeted by Luke1 hour... #TooMuch 👯‍♀️ https://t.co/UpBMXrWIEX
Retweeted by LukeEgirl Following Back Her Reply Guy, oil on canvas (1901) https://t.co/iA76exPiJ6
Retweeted by LukeLove, Frida Kahlo, and Other Reasons I Have to Leave the Country https://t.co/c2xYhnCsaOAmazing examples of courage and strength. Please read. https://t.co/4ejzSJCKwC
Retweeted by Lukewild that netflix let the creator of cowboy bebop make a tv show about the martian music industry in the future whe… https://t.co/wEgBk0phO4
Retweeted by Luke#TooMuch music video is here 💃🏻 https://t.co/UpBMXrWIEX https://t.co/RwF3dDkUsX
Retweeted by LukeNew Jepsen album and John Wick 3? Come on. What a Friday. @JosephJBroni This might be the highest praise for anything ever. https://t.co/3SdV4JS5vW
Retweeted by Luke @JosephJBroni Holy crap. This is big. Big big big.People not down with Ruby Rose as Batwoman haven't seen John Wick Chapter 2.Ruby Rose as batwoman is so many of my dreams come true https://t.co/15dMnCmuwl
Retweeted by Lukeeight-year-old mormon kids thinking about getting baptized: https://t.co/8zeeb8s0fS
Retweeted by LukeHe protec He attac He eat your dinner when you turn your bac https://t.co/clxXDIHUuH
Retweeted by Luke.@GileadSciences paid its former CEO $180 mil, while making billions in profit from lifesaving HIV drugs that are u… https://t.co/oXTaofRO2s
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5/17
2019
The city is hers now. #Batwoman is coming Sundays this fall to The CW! https://t.co/r9qa9TCPRA
Retweeted by LukeTonight... #Dedicated https://t.co/urQHVW4ouA
Retweeted by Luke[2/2] @RepAOC "Let's say I'm the CEO and I'm ruthlessly incentivized to get stock prices as high as possible. (And… https://t.co/dAlMuVYTpv
Retweeted by LukeI've written a piece for Vice on the importance of keeping things mysterious in video games, sci-fi etc, focusing o… https://t.co/aD59ppdGks
Retweeted by LukeLibraries are amazing, and every librarian I’ve ever known has been a top tier human. ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/yYLUO5vqNx
Retweeted by LukeWe all have our hard days, but turning it around is all about perspective. People often ask me how I deal w/ negat… https://t.co/iJHlknoJl3
Retweeted by LukeAs someone who works with teens, I know teens who have had an abortion. Let me share with you just one. A thread.… https://t.co/ewH7cOC8eC
Retweeted by Lukei just learned that ytmnd is gone, which means one of my greatest creations is lost to time. except not really beca… https://t.co/HS0iyM01jw
Retweeted by LukeThis barely made headlines yesterday... Vulnerable children. Being forced to sleep outside. On the ground. On t… https://t.co/zYTVwUxPKJ
Retweeted by Luke @SuperManuelJrJr @Garretthanna I feel this tweet.My favorite aspect of Mario Maker 1 was how I could play courses made in different countries and the language of le… https://t.co/BBauSUPW5ORan into some baby anteaters today 😂💕 https://t.co/GjSvhYXUlQ
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5/16
2019
👀👀👀👀 https://t.co/wd39pFlTwIIf reducing abortions were truly the goal, Alabama would support greater access to long term, reliable birth contro… https://t.co/Y9Yq7jxybo
Retweeted by Luke @MaxScoville BEAR ON AN ASTEROID @jazz_inmypants https://t.co/gRfXWZkGTGdamn, compulsory voting. we should do that https://t.co/MD06DTr23X
Retweeted by LukeTierra Whack went off. 🔥 https://t.co/9rVQzVUUCq
Retweeted by Lukeairline employee: i’m sorry your flight has been canceled me: omg tea what’d it do sis
Retweeted by LukeThis law would force children - 12 year olds - to carry a pregnancy by their rapist. This law would force people w… https://t.co/Iyk6XRbC4X
Retweeted by LukeAfter finally seeing Oscar Isaac's portrayal of a silicon valley tech bro in Ex Machina? We don't need another paro… https://t.co/9whFmkyDkdwhy the seasoning!?)????!!& https://t.co/T2sqABH8C1
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5/15
2019

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