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Making quality tweets since 1886. A great judge of soups. A fan of public libraries. (He/Him)

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Joined Twitter 1/22/12


what if I’m enjoying a hearty soup? what if I’m enjoying a hearty soup? what if I’m enjoying a hearty soup? what… https://t.co/qsUDrp6LR7
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8/18
2019
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Retweeted by LukeJan Ochoa's mom's son, Jan Ochoa, is here. - Brad Shoemaker, 2019
Retweeted by LukeOn this morning we stan for @GretaThunberg.The villain in every single YA fantasy novel be like: https://t.co/RM0eo3PKaO
Retweeted by Luke @PrisonPlanet A 37-year-old man crying because "Muh mEn'S mAGaZinEs GOt a gIrL oN It!" is surely peak masculinity https://t.co/S6bvee7DmQ
Retweeted by Luke @alwgil1 @PrisonPlanet "Im very strong in my beliefs but I'd abandon them to spite a child"
Retweeted by LukeGuy with thick chicago accent helps coyote pup https://t.co/RJB9sqkrxl
Retweeted by LukeDay 4. Pos 46° 20‘ N 015° 46‘ W Eating and sleeping well and no sea sickness so far. Life on Malizia II is like cam… https://t.co/KwwVKg75xb
Retweeted by Luke @LeopoldThe Lol, didn't mean for the question mark, but y'all get the point.Blinded by the Light is one of the best movies of the year. It is as joyous as a movie can get. It feels remarkably… https://t.co/NO3YHtrVuWWalking into Starbucks like “Is there coffee in this?” https://t.co/hdTBvi0YUu
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Retweeted by Luke @LeopoldThe I'm wrapping up Outer Wilds! Incredible, incredible game? @ClassicDeFord 👏👏👏👏
8/17
2019
gO OUtSide sO bEAuTifUl https://t.co/UdsOxvkPVj
Retweeted by Lukethere are no bigger fucking dorks on this earth than the sneering geriatrics who hate greta thunberg. just an astou… https://t.co/JaoKvkZKgy
Retweeted by Luke @ByCommonConsent Prometheus - not the best choice. The next one wasn't until Blade Runner 2049, which was an incredibly good choice.❤️🤩 https://t.co/NuLqapVvcR
Retweeted by Luke @eric15650 @abc7johngregory https://t.co/c3QeWgzpNsHey, I know this like *worked* as far as marketing. Like, look, I know they're getting attention for their show thi… https://t.co/lFkqLeQtykhI MY naMe'S CAtRinA https://t.co/PxuPLImn3T
Retweeted by Luke“ARIEL WASN’T BLACK!” “JAMES BOND WASN’T A WOMAN!” “SPIDER-MAN WASN’T GAY!” me: https://t.co/3gtTirdr4d
Retweeted by Lukeconservative: Greta Thunberg should be ignored. She's just a kid. She's no expert. me: Ok, so do you listen to the… https://t.co/9Eizo9f5fr
Retweeted by Luke @jenndangerous Jiro Dreams of Sushi! @RiotGrlErin Yep! https://t.co/1SwgDqNehc
8/16
2019
Bigger than before https://t.co/iN0PKEH7cN
Retweeted by LukeAdam: This shit fire, which fruit is this? Eve: The Forbidden fruit Adam: https://t.co/1PtFrPhWd7
Retweeted by Lukescully: Epstein died of strangulation by an unknown assailant mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the suicide alien
Retweeted by LukeThe bigfoot hunting documentary begins. White text on a black screen: "And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the ab… https://t.co/pjuwK5qjD1so the limit is 412 chicken nuggets https://t.co/xgEa1iCkTG
Retweeted by Luke#SEKIRO #SekiroShadowsDieTwice https://t.co/74Syzecx1Q
Retweeted by Luke#brockhampton Boy Bye is REAL GOOD!just discovered self-deprecating humor https://t.co/QpD8nVS5mE
Retweeted by Luke @jokers_trick There's a part of me that has to wonder if all of these wonderful tweets are just quotes from fanfics.Y E S https://t.co/1VoXvRpwIJ @LauraWobbe The City! A fascinating short podcast series by USA Today that is an exploration of how marginalized pe… https://t.co/IPvsPdVPbQ @SuperManuelJrJr @AmmonMiller @YouTube This is, man. Gosh that was so hard to watch.
8/15
2019
MY VERSION OF THE MEME: https://t.co/b4YXOCVChk
Retweeted by Luke @jonrog1 @garywhitta If I was not being paid enough at my entry level position I would simply go to the job store a… https://t.co/Vj9esCdoGU @smaisley It really, really is. @donoteat1 gentrification, distilled into the form of some drawers
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Retweeted by Luke @JasonSCampbell Evergreen: https://t.co/mShalCrkNo
Retweeted by Luke @smaisley A Woman of No Importance by Sonia Purnell. It's the true story of Virginia Hall, an American spy known to… https://t.co/zRXYiy6XFl @ZhugeEX Honestly this looks kinda alrightThank you GQ Magazine for the Game Changer Of The Year - award! #fridaysforfuture #climatestrikehttps://t.co/6IR7jTVYP7
Retweeted by Lukehttps://t.co/KZwdcmmGfmlaunch me through the fish tube so i can feel something.
Retweeted by LukeI put Crazy Train on the fish tube video. #fishtube https://t.co/x3URfrdSZy
Retweeted by Luke @SuperManuelJrJr @ericallenhatch @chismosaaass Okay! Here's my suggestion: 1. This is the water, and this is the w… https://t.co/KJTh8nmFFYHere's a clip from it https://t.co/AxLIg6d9TbJapanese Special Edition copy of Katamari Damacy for PS2 is marvelous! https://t.co/Nh7uJvbygD
8/14
2019
@princess_jem4 Assassination Nation. It is insanely hard to watch for multiple reasons, but is also acutely aware o… https://t.co/Fucj9vUUdSHold people accountable for their actions, seriously please do, but please hold back from going full cancel culture… https://t.co/yi5N1Fx9KYcurrent stress level https://t.co/ncGt9JKXRi
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Retweeted by Luke @Dan_TheSwede Trying to pronounce enough how it's spelled now and I'm dying. = Eee nooooo uuu g hhhhboomer memes: 😜 I am Not Like The Other Moms Who Need A Glass Of Wine To Fall Asleep.. I Need A Whole Bottle Haha 😜… https://t.co/uxWyI9DI5Y
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Retweeted by LukeLast week @Delta gave me my own private jet...kind of. https://t.co/p14OGLw1jv
Retweeted by LukeI watched this video last night and it's still freaking me out. A deep fake where Bill Hader *turns into* Tom Cruis… https://t.co/OKwe9LKhcY
Retweeted by LukeI am a: ⚪️ guy ⚪️ girl 🔘 millennial Looking for: ⚪️ a boyfriend ⚪️ a girlfriend 🔘 a way to prevent global… https://t.co/hdLcB6T3qk
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8/13
2019
@Boogie2988 Video games cause I don't want to be in the office tomorrow. IndeedLil homie hit the cleanest Woah I’ve ever seen 😂😂 https://t.co/Vkc7oEkzyC
Retweeted by LukeA quiet night in the Infrapink. https://t.co/fOzEFzEVJ2
Retweeted by LukeI LOVE THIS ❤️ And she most likely went into own pockets to do this for her students. HEROIC considering teachers… https://t.co/8S3GP6abvB
Retweeted by Luke @midniteeuphorea @ayylmaotv SameKaty Perry has had the hardest shift for me. I used to be like, "oh, of course she put out her 10th uninteresting h… https://t.co/KqNwFUoCt9 @ripcorbin Same @Alcapownage you getting ready for your grandmothers 89th birthday party while wearing this https://t.co/2wRkAhthCG @ripcorbin @audytallblonde https://t.co/ksig8kgyLf @ripcorbin @audytallblonde https://t.co/rYxJ0krnuw
8/12
2019
this cursed shirt from the county fair https://t.co/OC3ySGaKRwWait for it. https://t.co/SQIhSte0muThis turkey is a champion. https://t.co/3Dm32vB9k5Some Rap Songs - Earl Sweatshirt (2018) https://t.co/Zgc1vCPMA8Trying to be a better person is good, but do not compare yourself to others. Don't poison the well of positive chan… https://t.co/9qFR52NeGn⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🤠   🐀🐀🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀 👇 🐀🐀 👇   🐀 🐀   🐀  🐀   👢 👢 howdy. i'm the sheriff of rat
Retweeted by LukeMy digestive system after I drink cold brew https://t.co/uieBEkc93L
Retweeted by Lukeif you read one thing today let it be this poem by @RuthAwad in @platypuspress https://t.co/SQEhkfxxVk
Retweeted by LukeThis public LEGO building expo at the Tate Modern in London. Everyone is free to take part and build using only whi… https://t.co/1P2I9dSkgr
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8/11
2019
Preaching the good word of G R A S S https://t.co/JVmFv7WNusWhy can’t this guy be the witness for everything https://t.co/yVK2Jyjuj7
Retweeted by LukeBut I said please, Kid Rock. I said please. https://t.co/MdNJoXU02f
Retweeted by Lukeme after one sip of mcdonalds sprite https://t.co/ly3kXv8Z96
Retweeted by Luke @New1027 🎶Hot damn, hot water, hot shower Hotlanta, smoking green, cauliflower🎶🎶Hot damn, hot water, hot shower Hotlanta, smoking green, cauliflower🎶 https://t.co/ffg6G3Bvfp @calvinjburke I love this so much @julesbear9 I love it!
8/10
2019
if this gets 1,000 RTs i'll read the entire novel "DOOM: KNEE-DEEP IN THE DEAD" live on a stream, on camera, accept… https://t.co/CeuiciUKNa
Retweeted by LukeSTAR is RATS backwards.... did that change your perstective? ~Joker
Retweeted by LukeThis stream was a complete disaster and I had an absolute blast. https://t.co/LOdyf0fcg3
Retweeted by LukeLeft a political comment on Facebook again for the first time in years https://t.co/uYm9OkQpXW
Retweeted by Luke @julesbear9 Yes please!Provo guys on Monday nights https://t.co/XQtLehXNek
Retweeted by LukeDeku: It's your power, not his! Todoroki: https://t.co/BtZp6kW5TS
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8/9
2019

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