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26 โ€ข probably embarrassing myself ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ (he/him)

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Ant and Dec are just having the time of their lives ๐Ÿ˜‚ #imacelebI wish you could turn off fleets, itโ€™s literally the last thing Iโ€™m on Twitter for...Update https://t.co/xwj7ZIJeFl
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11/25
2020
YAAAAAAS PETER! #GBBOFinalThe only positive thing I can take away from that bake is that I managed to nail the recipe for tubby custard...โ€ฆ https://t.co/v6eFPW3Lti
Retweeted by Luke James Parkerhow is it that Laura drops her bake EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK. and still made the final?!?! #GBBOFinal https://t.co/eTk81zvkk3Me watching the Bake Off final when Hermine isnโ€™t in it #GBBOFinal #GBBO https://t.co/r5DZ1Q0GMf
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerPeter to win! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ #GBBOFinal https://t.co/hKYwxJqzHQ @SophLouiseHall โ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ
11/24
2020
Go read the first word of all my tweets
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11/23
2020
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/PWjeR6TAh6
11/22
2020
after every before episode of ๐Ÿค literally any The Crown horror filโ€ฆ https://t.co/MMSv6dUcYQ
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerOk that's pretty good. #ps5 https://t.co/HjHusuIX99
Retweeted by Luke James Parkerthat jester is someone Iโ€™d make friends with at Glastonbury #ImACeleb
Retweeted by Luke James Parkerthe bottom right ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/fuQUXjB6jx
11/19
2020
@helenlouisecole like I can only just manage pursuing a career, looking after myself, exercising and finding time fโ€ฆ https://t.co/XyLR5lOxEPmy parents had two kids by the time they were my age and I honestly have no idea how the tf they managed itthe way piczo and bebo aren't even on this. am i old https://t.co/17pb3OL4W1
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerBebo may not have had the functionality of Facebook, but it never radicalised anyone's auntie through Minion memes, so it balances out.
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerSomewhere in Sainsburyโ€™s... ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ˜ก #SainsburysXmas https://t.co/tIFCzA6CFa
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11/18
2020
Uni really be like โ€œhereโ€™s some slideshows, go get your degree ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐโ€
Retweeted by Luke James Parker @Jakfirst Hahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @SophLouiseHall I just donโ€™t understand and canโ€™t work out whether Iโ€™m here for how she is 2020 personified or Iโ€™m not ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜‚why is Laura always dropping shit in the snippet of the following week?! #GBBOHermine has not made me emotional at all #GBBO โ“˜ ๐—ข๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐˜€๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerYOU WHAT?!?! HERMINEEEE ๐Ÿ˜ญ Laura shouldโ€™ve defo gone. #GBBOIf Hermine goes, we riot #gbbo
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerSorry but the Bake Off semi final then Iโ€™m A Celeb followed by The Crown is a line up that the Pyramid Stage would be jealous of
Retweeted by Luke James Parker"Maybe I will have a nice salad for lunch" !โƒ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—บ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐˜† ๐—บ๐˜† ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ต
Retweeted by Luke James Parkerthis has murdered me on a Tuesday morning... #TheCrown https://t.co/ynWJG7HXP6what vaccine are you guys all gonna get, I'm gonna get the salted caramel flavour one :)
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11/17
2020
Jordan: iโ€™m so scared Ant and Dec: #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity https://t.co/EgOUq9QeUm
Retweeted by Luke James Parker๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/ug1y9ENHWmJordan arriving on the trial scene #ImACelebrity #ImACeleb https://t.co/rsU10I7DFe
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerAnt and Dec while Jordanโ€™s having a breakdown #ImACeleb https://t.co/iGNiAE5cc4
Retweeted by Luke James Parker2020 in a nut shell. #ImACeleb https://t.co/SwtJW1yzf2
11/16
2020
When youโ€™re out for a walk during lockdown 2.0 and you see another household #imaceleb https://t.co/4P7hW91C86
Retweeted by Luke James Parker @helenlouisecole Me too ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/Fqab7xynKlSlough https://t.co/sYGFjNoC0n
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11/15
2020
The Queen. The Prime Minister. The Princess. Welcome to the 80s. The Crown Season 4 arrives 15 Nov. Only on Netflโ€ฆ https://t.co/LnZeuwQoZc
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11/14
2020
it worked! https://t.co/AFurY8NozE
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11/13
2020
Hey guys! Iโ€™m absolutely gutted my Strictly journey has ended so soon, I had so much more to give and so many peoplโ€ฆ https://t.co/cCSPsZtW2M
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerMe in January vs. me now https://t.co/11QUQZ3MKC https://t.co/AgSN0Dbqcr
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerThis is Julie. Sheโ€™s the only thing keeping the tower from falling. Not sure why itโ€™s her responsibility, but she dโ€ฆ https://t.co/KYQDkf0qAY
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11/12
2020
relatable https://t.co/tOrvg3r5M3How on EARTH did Laura manage to save this? https://t.co/BE9CHPSiMt #GBBO
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerIf you are LGBT and going through lockdown with an abusive partner or family, there is help. The UK has a Nationaโ€ฆ https://t.co/bZSGZmL3bB
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11/11
2020
@KatieC_23 https://t.co/fq1uXgS9juI would love to eat these disgusting sounding cakes and then immediately die #gbbo
Retweeted by Luke James Parker @SophLouiseHall ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚yeah you take your annual leave honey, office is a bit quiet this week anyway xox https://t.co/CHAmZaXVwO
Retweeted by Luke James Parkerhttps://t.co/ctfxuiWOEF - enjoy"This is the one thing we didn't want to happen," a spokesperson didn't actually say this time. https://t.co/2DBNfvkyjZ
Retweeted by Luke James Parkeryou are joking?! hahahahaha ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/qM3HHWn2IH @SophLouiseHall Tesco delivering the goods in 2020. https://t.co/8j3Kk8hr6pAny excuse for a WHY HELLO JILL ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ @gregjames @AinsleyFoods https://t.co/ioSqMRMLBw
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11/10
2020
if this isnโ€™t everyone rn... ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BidenHarris2020 https://t.co/hQuwjldNCs
11/8
2020
it is finally ovfefe
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerOne down, one to go ... #BritainTrump https://t.co/hV3WMlSwfi
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerLove this...about time ๐Ÿ’ชโœจ https://t.co/9UoudNeDnn
Retweeted by Luke James Parker @chrissyteigen https://t.co/i8VjS4tw9c
Retweeted by Luke James Parkerlockdown is getting to me ๐Ÿถ #dogue https://t.co/tCFIBMNIA9https://t.co/5SxvBrpJ8b
Retweeted by Luke James Parkermood https://t.co/5f8c6LPpPm๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ https://t.co/qZ6j0vBLWatik tok got me screaming โ€œSHAKE YO ARSE FOR JOE BIIIIDEN! ๐ŸŽถโ€ around the house #BidenHarris2020Ladies and gents, this is the moment youโ€™ve waited for ๐ŸŽถ #BidenHarris2020 https://t.co/4leZJa8bro https://t.co/qbxtlUOxXUPASS ME THE WINE! YAAAAASSSSS ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ https://t.co/4leZJapMiWTHE SIGH OF RELIEF HEARD ROUND THE WORLD BITCH
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerHaahahaaaa https://t.co/6fySXQCQ9jAh I see going to sleep and waking up does nothing to move time forward anymore
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11/7
2020
He just needs one more small medipack to fill up his HP https://t.co/ia1iZqCgqr
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11/6
2020
I canโ€™t fucking breathe ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/se5cWBa8RT
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerSo ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a frienโ€ฆ https://t.co/Z55BX6IFWu
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerDay 1 of lockdown 2.0: Discovered a video of Rick Astley jet washing a wheelie bin whilst listening to Dua Lipa onโ€ฆ https://t.co/OLNfnkXWnc
11/5
2020
The results of this election are being delivered by Hermes
Retweeted by Luke James Parker @SophLouiseHall Oh Bercow, heโ€™d give โ€˜em what for! @SophLouiseHall Soph, this is mad. I am honestly gobsmacked at the last 24 hours ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/yMkkAShPutThis is what a leader sounds like. Heโ€™s not decrying his opponents and heโ€™s not calling for the count - which heโ€™sโ€ฆ https://t.co/2HRtN21DDO
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerGIRL..... https://t.co/36tdOx8cAs
Retweeted by Luke James Parkeriโ€™m afraid this has killed me https://t.co/vH7YlMrEv7
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerLol I see waking up was a terrible idea
Retweeted by Luke James Parkerimagine if theyโ€™ve killed Kevin, peak 2020 tbh #WhereIsKevin https://t.co/o5s7nr0o7D
11/4
2020
Plan A and Plan B. I think weโ€™re ready. No prize for which is for who! #Elections2020 https://t.co/NfToCAdHfg
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerWhatever happens tonight, this is the United States that, one day, is going to triumph. https://t.co/HYmu5QyyGV
Retweeted by Luke James Parkerthis is the most 2020 image i have seen so far #GBBO https://t.co/rmGKYEQt26
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerCONFIRMED: If you've been made redundant, you can be rehired and furloughed by your employer if you were employedโ€ฆ https://t.co/TIZBZWZvt5
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerWithout doubt, the campest right wing demagogue in history https://t.co/S40iTxvILy
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11/3
2020
Now thatโ€™s what I call #COVID19 https://t.co/gypohORUZWPam is a bloody genius #GavinAndStacey https://t.co/7zUaosfpTx
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11/1
2020
Boris Johnson should do this press conference with the lights off and a torch under his chin.
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerDue to a delayed start, the rest of the announcement will be merged with Strictly. With paddles to announce the R-rโ€ฆ https://t.co/b7LcCDI1f2
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerIf this runs any later Boris Johnson could be in a Strictly dance-off.
Retweeted by Luke James Parkerhappy halloween folks ๐ŸŽƒ https://t.co/FzXSGqKcJcThis PowerPoint is making me feel like Iโ€™m on a Zoom meeting on Saturday night
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerBREAKING: Prime Minister to announce first 10 people to get to Barnard Castle will be exempt from Lockdown 2.
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerThe press conference was supposed to start at 5pm, which means we can expect it to begin in around 3 weeks.
Retweeted by Luke James ParkerThe UK population preparing for a whole month of Zoom quizzes https://t.co/mj4CBnlsK0
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10/31
2020
Trying to hold my cough while in public during 2020: https://t.co/7xOufL2gEi
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10/30
2020

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