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Luke Scholefield @lukescholefield San Francisco via Adelaide

As seen in Bicycling magazine. iOS Engineer. Kitten whisperer. Bad at foul shots.

154 Following   156 Followers   3,612 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/18/09


Understanding the Mueller Report still matters. Still. We turned it into a podcast. It's very good. You'll like i… https://t.co/rdfKT5ufS0
Retweeted by Luke ScholefieldKinda interesting to watch an entire country to fail the marshmallow test
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7/11
2020
@jenclarke @OfficerEdith I have many other failings too. @jenclarke @OfficerEdith If my opinion matters in this, it is definitely the first one. @OfficerEdith @jenclarke I think I just learned a new word.
7/10
2020
I am not saying @amazon is going to be responsible for dead kittens, but I am not not saying that either. https://t.co/RjHlu6z3ZC @realkaipi I don't think that helps me. I want my panes to remain on the same files and Open (due to quick open or… https://t.co/rZMzuOZtfCI find tabs in Xcode are near useless, since as carefully as I set my tabs, it is immediately undone when I use qui… https://t.co/PMZuycQzKlThe most important thing you’ll see today https://t.co/gvvzubWBfM
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7/9
2020
This time last week I tweeted about the ⬇️11.8% yoy SF rent decline using our @zumper data It felt like a real tip… https://t.co/o9ZcOp7ksV
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7/8
2020
Next time you're hiring a senior iOS developer, how about you skip the algorithmic whiteboard questions and instead… https://t.co/6KXTMdn0Ni
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7/7
2020
If the US really wanted to deter immigration it could require applicants complete a tax return before granting entry.
7/6
2020
Happy to have @F1 back, and introduce a new fan to the sport. https://t.co/HQfnbbJ8Lv#Caturday https://t.co/qqfPAx4K3jI understood the theme early, completed in less than half my Sunday average and yet 91A still left me feeling like… https://t.co/H0hCOhQ0zX
7/5
2020
How to speak Australian, by @danielricciardo 🇦🇺🦘 #AustrianGP 🇦🇹 #F1 https://t.co/tZfqREBuck
Retweeted by Luke ScholefieldScary math on Arizona. 500 new cases per million people per day. Test positivity more than 25%. Likely 3-10 cases u… https://t.co/KynC3GfLPf
Retweeted by Luke Scholefield#Caturday https://t.co/XO03tgkZoR @teevoz What I lack in crossword skill I make up for in strong opinions on image formats.
7/4
2020
@liquidx This is exactly the reason I disliked the first one. @NeoNacho I am very jealous. FedEx seem to have left my Technic Lamborghini outside, so my weekend project was stolen.Despite my building having both @LuxerOne and @amazon hub parcel lockers @FedEx apparently dumped my package on th… https://t.co/nZCE6Ybr52
7/3
2020
Deaths trail case count by 2-4 weeks. Didn’t we learn this from the first 3 months of the pandemic? https://t.co/u5tUKkIWED
Retweeted by Luke ScholefieldYou can have an edit button when everyone wears a mask
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7/2
2020
What kind of monster uses a PDF as an alternative to a JPEG #nytxw
7/1
2020
Everything you need to know about Australia's defence policy... #UtopiaABC https://t.co/nadv8IVVBV
Retweeted by Luke Scholefield @wojespn Are these tests announced in the last few days different to the 16 that were positive when 302 players were tested?Imagine what a plot twist it'd be if it turned out Bill Gates wasn't trying to inject people with tracking chips, a… https://t.co/JQ9dr4Brmr
Retweeted by Luke Scholefield @noam @ProjectLincoln @DNC You know they are run by a bunch of republicans (and some ex republicans)? Regardless of… https://t.co/A9AscNjcSo
6/30
2020
Sometimes I hear Californians talking about racism as a somewhere-else problem. Remember that today's disparities b… https://t.co/JV6YwVmCcn
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6/29
2020
Just chillin’ on #caturday https://t.co/eUScMihW0J
6/27
2020
If only there was a notable fable about opening up a hazardous entertainment endeavor before it’s safe to do so. https://t.co/gNpCKBny9h
Retweeted by Luke ScholefieldThis woman on the news just said, imagine if there was a medication that reduced your chances of getting COVID by 5… https://t.co/A4WfncIX9G
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6/26
2020
Within seconds of sending this tweet it suddenly worked. Another win for tech support via Twitter? @sfoutsidelands I had a ticket in my cart but kept got an error when trying to enter payment info. Now bumped to a waiting page. Help!
6/25
2020
Donut-shaped C code generates a spinning 3D donut. https://t.co/0j1IlBNYVB https://t.co/lNTxbZfiFr
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6/24
2020
Barr: Fire Berman Berman: permission denied Barr: OK fine, sudo fire Berman President: Barr is not in the sudoers f… https://t.co/JRLvn69KeL
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6/20
2020
If I ever get to go skiing again I am going to be proud to wear my @thenorthface gear (and just as warm and dry as… https://t.co/DdRExiYx4QNo face mask requirement means I am cancelling my @AMCTheatres Stubs A-List. It isn’t political. It is public healt… https://t.co/ms6LQhmUjT @NealPortenza Or moved overseas because STEM opportunities aren’t great in Australia.
6/19
2020
Let me tell you what I wish I’d known When I was young and dreamed of glory You have no control Who lives, who dies… https://t.co/FJm4EWU749
Retweeted by Luke ScholefieldCalling this the East Cut will just provoke the mountain lion (and me) https://t.co/IjFAR4wDoT
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6/18
2020
This is by far the proudest moment of my life @Tetris_Official https://t.co/Aqc2fNMzoO
6/17
2020
@sorinc03 @jeff_weitzel Yeah, but you aren’t getting on a plane with 300 flight attendants.
6/15
2020
@ZacSweers Do you still have the same boosted board from years ago? I am wondering how durable/serviceable they are?
6/14
2020
Tuesday’s #NYTXW was deeply unpleasant.
6/9
2020
Hey friends abroad - you may see some Americans try to argue that the confederate flag is part of southern cultural… https://t.co/tCR0TH1acb
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6/6
2020
I don’t condone this violence at all but I entirely understand the need to upload a ride to Strava no matter what... https://t.co/VgLdQ2UQgl
6/5
2020
@kimmaicutler Australian police typically carry guns. @oliyoung Commonwealth Bank has never used case-sensitive passwords. Every few years befor I moved I would rediscov… https://t.co/a0EhnkMvZX
6/4
2020
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Retweeted by Luke ScholefieldI can only imagine what it is like for those in the line of fire at the moment. Stay safe.A couple of years ago I was on a charity bike ride that passed downwind of a teargas training exercise. Without kno… https://t.co/l5UMchQ0vn
6/2
2020
Thanks to @BillSimmons for his pod today, pointing out the real victim, Russillo, who maybe now considers reasons o… https://t.co/doK5QuVub2 @BillSimmons Why are you always trying to make it easier for the 1 seed vs 8 (or whatever play-in team)? Do your jo… https://t.co/z5RTX7cW53
6/1
2020
Colin Kaepernick and George Floyd: @AnnKillion sees two knees, two reactions, one issue: https://t.co/byc7cfpOXJ
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5/31
2020
You were singing a different tune when you rejected our peaceful protest at the 49’ers vs Colts game, wasting tax p… https://t.co/FJg0sDZlPO
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5/30
2020
Riots are bad and that’s why we would all respect a completely peaceful and polite way to famously protest police b… https://t.co/nSbrSwjrHv
Retweeted by Luke Scholefield @realkaipi I don’t think you can donate to political candidates as a non-citizen. https://t.co/aspD4wpjUkI am speechless. https://t.co/Q9A3gxZrN9
Retweeted by Luke ScholefieldEnforce the terms of service @jack
Retweeted by Luke Scholefield @Bob_Wachter @nyuniversity @UCSF You mention the nasal swabs are difficult to obtain, could the NYU results be due… https://t.co/6qE0Kin1Hf
5/29
2020
@haralabob Listen to Woj and Lowe go on about different configurations was just frustrating. If changes have to be… https://t.co/YzODF92Kpl
5/27
2020
@svaneksmith @theindicator Is there a go fund me or something for Sterling?Just saw this truck drive over a tent with a homeless person in it. She is ok, but the driver didn’t bother getting… https://t.co/OYng5OHCEQ
5/26
2020
just remembered the guy who 3D printed an EF mount for the gameboy camera and chucked a 70-200mm lens on there, giv… https://t.co/8EomonukJX
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5/24
2020
Hi Everybody! There's lots of talk about the Stud tonight, here's the real story of what's going down. Thank you fo… https://t.co/c4bLJidEz0
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5/21
2020
Apparently not everyone can reply. https://t.co/AjGUMW0pauIt's time to retire Control-P/Command-P as the default shortcut for 'Print'. Does anyone even print anything anymore?
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5/20
2020
-----ATTENTION----- If you or a loved one has been refused entry to a private business for not wearing a mask and… https://t.co/PFFA3m6Dxa
Retweeted by Luke Scholefield.@CaltransD4, I documented bicycle safety issues on southbound skyline from SF to San Mateo (a #sf2g commuter route… https://t.co/ny4mN27ZNj
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5/18
2020
#Caturday https://t.co/W1KcbPnntE
5/16
2020
@HBONowHelp So existing subscribers get screwed unless they cancel? @HBONowHelp Yes, but people who preorder now will pay less according to your promos. If I want the $11.99 rate, how do I get it? @HBONowHelp do existing HBO Now subscribers have to cancel to get the new promo price for Max? @hbomax do existing HBO Now subscribers have to cancel to get the new promo price?
5/15
2020
@ericasadun Is that a Santa Cruz Nomad?
5/14
2020
I am normally sympathetic to companies rebranding but I can’t think of anything nice to say about the new Robinhood… https://t.co/XyElfCSYK6Watching CFP and SFPD deal with a car that was stolen from a gas station with a kid in it. 3 police cars, two bikes… https://t.co/eTc4GYwz9d
5/13
2020
@Travon I hope you can bring the pod back!I guess @united is relaxing their social distancing policy these days? Every seat full on this 737 https://t.co/rqWeoIUPqL
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5/12
2020
#Caturday https://t.co/37LURmka7H
5/9
2020
I have been working on a project. At roughly six o'clock tonight, every shithead nearby who bulk bought Nintendo Sw… https://t.co/KOv2zQSvvx
Retweeted by Luke Scholefield @jeremydurham I have had a few of the butterfly keyboard (including the first one) and never really hated them unti… https://t.co/FCPgUJY7oT
5/7
2020
@SwiftOnSecurity Based on my experience as a bike owner in San Francisco the tool of choice is now a battery powere… https://t.co/B4Jn5rPHoM
5/6
2020
Just got credited for my remaining @warriors season tickets for the rest of 2019-20. Finally some certainty.
5/5
2020
Naughty Dog games aren’t good. The combat/stealth mechanics are bad and actively detract from the world building.… https://t.co/t3hOX1NTxFIf you haven’t seen Mean Girls I don’t want you following me
Retweeted by Luke ScholefieldHey ⁦@comcast⁩ @Xfinity⁩ I think some of the green on this map might be incorrect https://t.co/6VttvKLr6t
5/4
2020
@timonus I have managed to hit my same move goal every day by spending an hour on my bike hooked up to a trainer (b… https://t.co/kXGZk3tgB4
5/3
2020
@ptraughber @kimmaicutler @LondonBreed Given my favorite burger joint is in the tenderloin I see at least a few limitations.I feel so lucky that I was able to renew my visa in January for another two years. My thoughts are with those affec… https://t.co/lkH0k0sjzq
4/28
2020
@timonus Fastlane?Thanks to @VailResorts and Epic Pass, the deal offered to pass holders for the shortened season seems very fair.
4/27
2020
The video quality on #SNL tonight is so much better than two weeks ago. Ring lights FTW.
4/26
2020
#Caturday https://t.co/RjVuYNDGEG
4/25
2020
I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.
Retweeted by Luke ScholefieldStill on Trace Privately: I’ve just added it to ProductHunt, so if you have a vote to spare: https://t.co/DJ1bMbGXgQ
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4/24
2020
Former board member of @Boeing here... https://t.co/T2UHFuvIou
4/23
2020

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