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Luke Scholefield @lukescholefield San Francisco via Adelaide

As seen in Bicycling magazine. iOS Engineer. Kitten whisperer. Bad at foul shots.

151 Following   155 Followers   3,255 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/18/09


I spent most of my life fighting at the chessboard & against dictatorship at the same time. It's not for everyone,… https://t.co/ORg9hf7f69
Retweeted by Luke ScholefieldDid you feel the #earthquake? Let the @USGS know: https://t.co/izsUpd0cn0
Retweeted by Luke ScholefieldProud that my “tell a friend about the @lawfarepodcast” led to this: https://t.co/qSSHCDG380That was a jolt. #sfearthquake
10/15
2019
@united I get that. I just want to know what my status would be under the new rules if I had the same travel in 2020. @united Is there a way to determine what my status would be under the new PQM rules based on this year's travel?
10/14
2019
#Caturday https://t.co/yKoD6fpI7dNothing wrong with this image. Nope nothing at all. 😂 I love ebay https://t.co/WAJXbLaQ8K
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10/12
2019
Software development is a miserable experience.
10/11
2019
Journalist gets quickly shut down when she asked James Harden, Russell Westbrook if they would refrain from speakin… https://t.co/tsMFdl7EyE
Retweeted by Luke Scholefield @traviskaufman Friends don’t let friends use core data.
10/10
2019
@baywheels the rack at 345 Spear is consistently packed in the morning. Help!That was rubbish #NYTXW
10/9
2019
Mitt Romney is one case where "be the person your dog thinks you are" makes you a worse person... cc: @danpfeiffer @jonfavsThe "perfect call" is actually a text
Retweeted by Luke ScholefieldThis is still not good enough. https://t.co/ZMqieVkqvK
10/8
2019
What kind of monster set a non-monospaced font as the default here? #xcode https://t.co/EkqBgB7ICiThe NBA delayed hosting its All Star Game in NC over the state's transgender "bathroom bill" but is worried about o… https://t.co/65hlmRVEm6
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10/7
2019
@qzervaas Better food, better seats, close to home. Just needs some history.Dwight Howard made it on the court and they can’t even be bothered to put his name on the scoreboard https://t.co/EsiSU3pSi3
10/6
2019
@laffykaffyy I love Strava. It is the only social network that makes me feel better about life.Filling out obligatory post earthquake survey... https://t.co/qz2nBYNWckSF Earthquake!
10/5
2019
I remade the theme song to #Succession in #MarioPaint. @Succession_HBO @HBO @NintendoAmerica https://t.co/53yNTfzeX7
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10/4
2019
My job at the @nytimes involves empowering, enabling and supporting journalists in safely communicating with source… https://t.co/i9l36pKIor
Retweeted by Luke ScholefieldThe @nytimes podcast the Argument would be more entertaining (and insightful) if @DLeonhardt and @michelleinbklyn d… https://t.co/WWrN9RrdIESo far the experience of trying to update to an iPhone 11 Pro Max makes me never want to buy another Apple product. @AppleSupport New iPhone is stuck in boot loop after transfer. How can I make a Genius Bar appointment?
10/3
2019
americans yelling at greta thunberg for giving kids anxiety over climate change as if they dont teach toddlers how… https://t.co/LaXFjlJjAx
Retweeted by Luke ScholefieldBest line from Succession last night: “In terms of the lives that will be lost by his whoring for the climate ch… https://t.co/QXc3el5hgq
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9/30
2019
@apontious https://t.co/Aw7YOyRgQrThis is FRAKTA. Happy to keep subway doggos compliant. 14/10 https://t.co/iACNEBefr1
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9/27
2019
After a long and crazy day, this is what the @lawfareblog team has got for you on what to make of the Zelensky call… https://t.co/mMW3yVJpH7
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9/26
2019
If you remade A Few Good Men with Pelosi and Trump, he'd stupidly admit to ordering the code red in the opening cre… https://t.co/BAUY9M1M6P
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9/25
2019
That feeling when @united is about to devalue your frequent flier perks 😢 https://t.co/5FMKEpNmWA
9/24
2019
@shannonrwatts When I taught at a max prison, we had some Gov Ed bigwigs walk through. They asked one of my coworke… https://t.co/GMCIn2J6CH
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9/20
2019
After all these years it still amazes me that so many software engineers are convinced they are part of a 'profession'.
9/19
2019
Please leave us alone. https://t.co/YxSoTWxu4S
Retweeted by Luke ScholefieldcURL is used on billions of devices. It's included in every modern car. It's integrated into every iPhone. It's i… https://t.co/nOODbYOQc6
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9/18
2019
Congratulations to Richard Stallman, he finally did something so awful he will no longer be remembered for eating s… https://t.co/FmNev0jRjB
9/17
2019
@ptv_official Why does my MyKi card expire? I have a bunch of cards from around the world and MyKi is the only one… https://t.co/zxbntdvuWh
9/16
2019
@appsforartists An idea for next time https://t.co/GKaXWIAU1y
9/15
2019
@lyft Booked a shared saver ride from Shoreline Amphitheater. Driver picked me up from event pickup area but couldn… https://t.co/oXzP2CA1Xf
9/14
2019
The SwiftUI "Disable Autocorrection" modifier icon is "no duck" 😂🚫🦆🚫 https://t.co/rjtBmAvQaZ
Retweeted by Luke Scholefield @tribjazz 11-31 is 35.48%, almost exactly the NBA league average of 35.50% for last year. Wouldn't really call it p… https://t.co/e8jjkqRhY1
9/12
2019
@appsforartists As someone who has forgotten to shave the other half of my face on at least a few occasions, i thought best not to mention.Ending with a retail update shows that Apple really has lost all sense of theatrics...
9/10
2019
Reorgs are just refactoring for management. But less useful.Traveled back from Paris yesterday. Went to bed with all three Apple Watch rings closed then woke up to see this... https://t.co/JXv140Bo4R
9/3
2019
Apple’s credit card is a pretty decent travel card if you just use Apple Pay. 2% cash back and no international con… https://t.co/17Y7ZF381b @united Because you charge a premium for those economy plus seats, rather than prioritizing customer comfort. @united Bulkhead seats exist on every wide body airliner.Shitty thing flying @United # 236. Family behind my seat jammed in a baby carrier so my seat couldn’t recline on a… https://t.co/IiKoFin6Od“You Need To Understand I’m Actually Not That Good At My Job” Says Now Panicking Peter Dutton: https://t.co/Af732jsetS
Retweeted by Luke Scholefieldwhen you've lost the public on the sadistic deportation of a beloved family you put a boat back on the front page.… https://t.co/ugc1nYxAvF
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9/2
2019
A very deep dive into iOS Exploit chains found in the wild https://t.co/7YxbxkKIOO
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8/30
2019
As an Aussie living in the USA, the Australian broadcast airing on @NBATV makes this so much sweeter. #BoomersUSAThat was a lot of Patty Mills.Based on these track marks I think the raptor has a limp. https://t.co/9bh8F7jmNh
8/24
2019
Apple screwed up by not naming their new credit card HyperCard #80sFlashback
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8/21
2019
How can they do a Matrix 4 when there was never a Matrix 2 or 3?
8/20
2019
breakfast food is the best food
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8/17
2019
Maybe someone can sell Trump a big bucket of water and tell him that's Greenland thanks to his policy failures?
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8/16
2019
Boogie suffers ACL injury after colliding with a teammate. Looks like Danny Green has claimed another scalp. #nbaFun with sports gambling/bond market analogies: The yield curve is signaling that the United States economy is lik… https://t.co/rLqZa267vW
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8/15
2019
My thought are with @CardiffGarcia and @svaneksmith as the yield curve is inverted, the President is tweeting about… https://t.co/rZ2ouRGoap @OfficerEdith Many years ago someone doing a PHD in Adelaide put out a call for volunteers to go wombat trapping to… https://t.co/m5dH7nOBYcHappy #lefthandersday to all my fellow southpaws out there 🤚🏽 May your smudges be few and your left seat empty ✏️
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8/14
2019
Hey @twitter... If I set my feed to show 'latest tweets', don't change it back to the shitty 'home' feed without asking.this map would be a great infographic except the low contrast colors make it really not obvious where the most opio… https://t.co/nbt3yySpld
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8/13
2019
Right on red needs to be banned in San Francisco. https://t.co/2MNdFwyUfB
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8/12
2019
Sausalito agrees to desegregate schools after state AGs findings https://t.co/jTlNKBgtqG https://t.co/PKq3i9Fy69
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8/10
2019
Jeremy Clarkson’s parents created Paddington Bear toys and he will presumably benefit financially from this. https://t.co/UluW3rX3H1
8/8
2019
I enjoyed the @Amazon Go meal kit I ordered last night, but there is too much plastic in the pack. Is there really… https://t.co/4qpvz1iKLzProgramming is like an onion. After peeling back all the layers, you're crying.
Retweeted by Luke ScholefieldHow could violent video games cause mass shootings? I played the Sims for years and I will NEVER own property
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8/6
2019
But apparently not 'sickening' enough to actually do anything about it, huh Mitch? https://t.co/DbHSxgKUIi
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8/5
2019
I have had the new Twitter UI for a month or so and while it isn't exactly pretty, it has decent functionality. So… https://t.co/SKfUWZZlRIThe idea of the US Government holding someone accountable for the usage of malware they created is at least a little bit ironic...
7/26
2019
I'm required to let everyone know that Picross Lord of the Nazarick is out on Switch (Jupiter developed, $9.99)… https://t.co/dxUj721Kq5
Retweeted by Luke Scholefield @timonus I am keen to get your thoughts.
7/25
2019
@baywheels do you still have a program for people who want to rebalance stations?Many of the lines of questioning (and analysis) about the Mueller Report clearly indicate a lack of understanding a… https://t.co/AuAg4llo5wThe most second most important lesson I got studying law was how to read legal documents to discern the exact meani… https://t.co/hNdGgbFOua
7/24
2019
HOST: And what about the doping allegations Ms Fraser? FRASER: What doping allegations? https://t.co/AmM0g8RLYX
Retweeted by Luke ScholefieldIf I had five minutes to question Bob Mueller: https://t.co/20lW2flqox
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7/23
2019
THREAD https://t.co/jvANs7FuTG
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7/19
2019
Watch the official trailer for #TopGun: Maverick starring @TomCruise. In theatres 2020. https://t.co/J698eUnakI
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7/18
2019
@haralabob By definition: "a commodity or service that is provided without profit to all members of a society, eit… https://t.co/SjQNN9Qazy
7/17
2019
That was clearly a back court violation. #NBASummerLeague
7/16
2019
Just a reminder that no one has ever been found stuffed in the back of an abandoned bicycle.
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7/15
2019
Top of r/sanfrancisco right now: https://t.co/eFdHz67ZsF
Retweeted by Luke Scholefield#CP3 is going to be burning down his own house in the next StateFarm ad. #nba
7/12
2019
Attempting to solicit donations from foreign nationals is peak Mitch. https://t.co/iTUsq0peOh
7/9
2019
@apontious https://t.co/LmiOB9D0e1I searched for threaded CO2 canisters on @amazon. Scrolled down and found the best value, not paying attention to s… https://t.co/rqE7Pj6xZk
7/6
2019
The @nba needs to stop James Jones. He has done more to damage the integrity of the league than Sam Hinkie ever did.
7/3
2019
Facebook is now guessing my work email address to send me recruiting emails. First time a FAANG company has done th… https://t.co/rkRqmteb4qWithout doubt @hbonow is the shittiest, buggiest, trash streaming service that exists. I am done with it.
7/1
2019
Regardless of the result of the investigation, @F1 has a huge problem if the podium is done, the telecast ends and… https://t.co/mk1BVdLSWh
6/30
2019

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